Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[No Thank You v 2.0]

This must be Anna’s Ahegao face.

 

[Chococat3012]

Colin reviews lipodema mamas podcast

New video from Colin about lipodema

 

[lonelygorl15]

While looking for one of my own old posts, I saw this one posted by @OttoWest which seems even more relevant now with Anna's hyperbaric chamber adventures.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/anna-o-brien-glitter-lazers-glitterandlazers.66801/post-12470998

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Must be infuriating for a guest with an actually debilitating autoimmune disease (Ankylosing Spondylitis is fucking horrible, progressive, degenerative and incurable) to have to listen to the confidence Queen making it all about herself and her self-diagnosed bullshit. Imagine you were that guest and looked Anna up to find her scarfing down family sized portions of takeaway chicken and dancing on her balcony. The people involved in this podcast are zero credibility grifters.

Edit: Someone on her Reddit has compiled a list of shorts that show some truly nauseating examples of Anna eating: How do we know what you’re eating Anna? Really?

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I enjoy how tiny some of the utensils and bowls/plates look when she holds them with her overstuffed mitten hands near her massive girth lol
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[Shocked and Horrified]

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That's a whole lot of gingham.

 

[Poopfart]

That's a whole lot of gingham.

Emphasis on the HAM

 

[JambledUpWords]

I enjoy how tiny some of the utensils and bowls/plates look when she holds them with her overstuffed mitten hands near her massive girth lol
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I still don’t get the point of all the vacations she’s done over the years when it’s clearly just an excuse to eat more. She can’t do many of the activities actually available, so the money is just wasted on things she can do in her apartment. She can’t walk long distances, shop at regular clothing stores, or easily fit on a rented bike, so her experiences are so much more limited. Having the time and money she has to travel while being her size is like a monkey paw wish.

 

[Acceptable]

This must be Anna’s Ahegao face.

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i hate how she has really small boobs for someone her size yet she still cant seem to keep them properly contained. that's the one thing i think she's anatomically "blessed" in if you can even call it that. if she had boobs down to her knees like a lot of plus size women idk what she would do with all her outfits

 

[pink cigarettes]

Yes, and take a look at those filters, they have to completely construct new material where they erase features because the camera doesn't know what's behind an object it can't see
In these videos her neck and shirt are her own, nothing is being erased and reconstructed

You really need to catch up with what even free filter apps are capable of

 

[FarmVille]

I fucking love Reddit here we’ve got some 300lb bitch ordering Nando’s to pwn Anna while waiting on the phone with food stamps



KF often overlooked “I’m fat, but not that fat” demographic

 

[thejackal2]

We have content!

 

[OttoWest]

Anna’s the last person that should be wearing a white top to a baseball game. How much shit did she spill down the front before the seventh inning stretch?

I still don’t get the point of all the vacations she’s done over the years when it’s clearly just an excuse to eat more.

It’s pretty much that simple.

I think Anna viewed her many vacations as “no rules”. For a time she lived in a perpetual “I can start my diet tomorrow” mindset, and her trips gave her an excuse to put off what she didn’t want face— her weight. So she’d go on a sponsored cruise, eat with abandon, gain 20-30 lbs of inflammation from milkshakes and musubi with her mindset being “It’s my job to enjoy myself and indulge!”

Then she’d get home, get depressed, and instead of doing something about it she either ate her feelings or booked her next escape… where she ate some more. Being on these trips allowed her to both eat for pleasure and as a way to deal with any little travel stressors that popped up. Delayed flight? Eat. Double booked room? Eat. Hung over? Eat? Upset tummy? Eat. And because she was in her “no rules” zone, none of it counted, none of it mattered, who could expect her to follow a healthy diet when her suitcase handle broke and their server on the Disney cruise insisted they just had to try all five desserts and hey, he even brought them all to the table!

All of Anna’s choices are on a flow chart leading to a single resolution: EAT.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Maybe my memory is failing me but I do remember we've discussed the use of a smartphone in a chamber like this one. Isn't it rather unsafe? Isn't she afraid of getting stuck in one of those chambers?

Hopefully she did the filming with the oxygen off and then left the phone out for the real treatment?

Sally shine is from tower of terror she is at about after 2:50 in this video. I finally looked it up to understand the reference from @Clotso Coof, she’s like a Shirley temple type actress that dies in the Disney tower of terror.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fhr0elgmet8&pp=ygUhVG93ZXIgb2YgdGVycm9yIG1vdmllIHNhbGx5IHNoaW5l

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

The psych ward?
The Sonoran Hot Dog Stand Por Favor?
The nearest bridge?

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Jon lives! He is in her latest reel.

 

[thejackal2]

Jon lives! He is in her latest reel.

Starbucks sugar bomb, hot dog (or as the "kids" say "glizzy"), cracker jacks, water (lol), large popcorn, helmet bucket ice cream. Probably about 2.5k calories of junk. I don't know how she functions at all honestly sometimes. That's enough to put even a regular fattie in a deep food coma.

 

[kyonara]

Ah, this phonebooks me a bit, but I used to live in that stupid town, and I'm familiar with this stadium. It's brand new; constructed in the last two or three years. I won't sperg too much (pls don't make this a Rangers/Arlington thread), there are a few things about it that stick out to me, in regards to Anna:

Rangers home games have always involved a ton of walking. Both the old and new arena required you to walk the equivalent of 2-3 blocks to get from the parking lot to the stadium, but the walking once you were inside the old one wasn't crazy; it was about like other sports stadiums.

The causeway (circular polished concrete walkway) around the new stadium is huge, easily twice the size of the old one, and unless you brought your own scootypuff, you're SOL. They'll golf-cart the especially old or obese (or both) from the stadium back to their cars at the end of the night, but inside the stadium, you're on your own.

The old stadium had an open dome with no cover, which meant baking in the heat all game long. I imagine the only reason Anna is seeing a Rangers game at all is because the new one is indoor/domed, and they have that A/C blasting like Antarctica at all times. Not that I think she watched the game. I really doubt she could sit in one of the generously-sized theater seats (the kind big enough to let you sit next to your bag).

She did, however, probably walk a ton (for her) around the causeway to get to all those different snack stalls. So...good job getting out there?

 

[lonelygorl15]

So she only went to eat a bunch of junk and for stupid content. Didn't even show these new fat ass seats or wooden rocking chairs, the main point of interest. Nope, just standard overpriced low quality stadium food. Not only that but I cannot imagine Anna sitting for 3+hours at a baseball game.

If Jon weren't such a cuck, I'd almost feel bad for him that he didn't get to enjoy the game but instead fulfilled his tard wrangler duties by loading up the Honda Sped Bus and forcing junk food down his gullet.

And the outfit....bad even by Anna standards. The black compression garments, blue pleated skirt, white tshirt, red paisley bandana, braided pigtails. edit: Forgot the fanny pack. I know the cool kids call them belt bags or whatever but in my decrepit millennial mind it will always be a fanny pack.

 

[thejackal2]

So she only went to eat a bunch of junk and for stupid content. Didn't even show these new fat ass seats or wooden rocking chairs, the main point of interest. Nope, just standard overpriced low quality stadium food. Not only that but I cannot imagine Anna sitting for 3+hours at a baseball game.

If Jon weren't such a cuck, I'd almost feel bad for him that he didn't get to enjoy the game but instead fulfilled his tard wrangler duties by loading up the Honda Sped Bus and forcing junk food down his gullet.

And the outfit....bad even by Anna standards. The black compression garments, blue pleated skirt, white tshirt, red paisley bandana, braided pigtails. edit: Forgot the fanny pack. I know the cool kids call them belt bags or whatever but in my decrepit millennial mind it will always be a fanny pack.

He's her driver now along with Tracey. That's so degrading imo. I don't care if he's getting paid. He's driving around a woman around 15 year older than he is and I'd imagine more than a few people wondered if he was her tard wrangler, adopted son, or what.

 

[HamFan]

I fucking love Reddit here we’ve got some 300lb bitch ordering Nando’s to pwn Anna while waiting on the phone with food stamps

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KF often overlooked “I’m fat, but not that fat” demographic

Heh, people here just went to Nando's website to see what comes in a family meal...

Anna's never going to stop wearing compression, is she? She just throws whatever outfit on top of it, like we're supposed to pretend to not see it.