Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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The face of the unbothered:
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She's really developing the "when I smile, my face fat squeezes my eyes completely shut" Jude Valentin look.
#BodyByBagels

Seriously though, I’m surprised she didn’t get two bagels like this as a reward instead of just one:
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If there’s anything I know about bagels in NYC, it’s that they pile on the cream cheese.
Jambled, she may have originally ordered something like that. I remember she was boo-hooing that she didn't get her kalamata olive cream cheese and had to settle for *shudder* veggie cream cheese instead. The horror!
 
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Jambled, she may have originally ordered something like that. I remember she was boo-hooing that she didn't get her kalamata olive cream cheese and had to settle for *shudder* veggie cream cheese instead. The horror!
It wasn’t that. She was sent the wrong order and got someone else’s instead, hence her meltdown over getting a veggie cream cheese filled bagel instead of the pumpernickel with olive cream cheese she wanted. It was eventually all resolved when she ordered it online from her hotel.
 
Screenshots of Anna getting out
For comparison, here’s a photo of one of their techs from their website (found on Reddit)
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Eta
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Oh and looks like she wore crocks to that appointment.
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They call me Cuban Pete
I′m the king of the Rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
Chic-chic-ky-boom
 
I listened to the 2nd part of the Lipodema mamas with Anna (via Ilona's channel, thank you Ilona). There are some real gems.
So Anna claims that now ALL her lymph is accumulating in her gunt.
Can't wait for her gunt surgery to see what she will say then.
Also she is NOT like people on 600lbs life, she is doing everything right and her body is just different, she is NOT like them, but no shame no shame to anybody!!!

Candidly all this lymph talk is just gross
 
Maybe my memory is failing me but I do remember we've discussed the use of a smartphone in a chamber like this one. Isn't it rather unsafe? Isn't she afraid of getting stuck in one of those chambers?
I think now with hbot they pressurize regular air and all the oxygen is going directly into the mask that she breathes from. I imagine this drastically reduces the fire risk by decreasing the concentration of oxygen in the chamber. Online it says they may also monitor the oxygen concentration in the chamber to keep it safe. So maybe electronics are safe in this situation.

Isn’t her lipedema pain killing her when she has to squeeze her thighs through the chamber door? Yet it doesnt seem to bother her one bit…
Also if she gets bigger around the butt/ thighs Im not sure she will be able to fit in there anymore.
 
So she’s digging her heels in with the Munchie arc. I guess her days of twerking on a boat near 20 somethings who are ignoring her, are already over :(

This is a weak excuse to bring back my favorite Anna content ever, but I'll take it.
Not sure wtf this is, But Anna is just walking normally:
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Twerking Anna:
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She’s her own best troll.
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I don't usually flat out laugh at people's appearance but

I cannot

Stop

Laughing!!!

I needed this today lol.
She was sent the wrong order
She PICKED UP the wrong order, IMO, because she was already overwhelmed and fed up when she got to the bagel place, and she wanted out fast. She grabbed a bag on the counter assuming it was hers and fucked off out of there and into a cab. I was certain this is what happened and my mind cannot be changed.

This is both classic ADHD behaviour and classic spoiled narc behaviour, so it's right up Anna's alley.

The ensuing meltdowns and months-long trauma is just spoiled narc behaviour.

"THEY messed it up!!!" Was what she said first, saying they got both the bagel and cream cheese wrong. Then she realized that was dumb, and said "THEY gave me the wrong order." I'd bet a luxury apartment she never checked who the bag was for when she grabbed it.
 
my favorite Anna content ever
May God bless you, those videos fucking killed me. :story:
That first one was one hell of a jump scare when Anna followed those black influencers down the beach. It's like ritual humiliation.

What was she thinking? Did she think anyone, and I mean ANYONE, would think she fit in with that crew? The meanest sorority girls in the USA on Rush Week couldn't have clowned her worse than that.
 
Here’s the text from her “I’m so not bother”
Yep, there is no way in hell she’s under 500 lbs. She’s in the 550-575 range

When Anna in the middle of her fitness queen phase she held up her apple watch and it showed her walking distance plus calories burned. Someone in this thread did the math and estimated based on that her weight was 575.

bagel vid:



The face of the unbothered:
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No one “lost their mind” watching a 500 lb middle aged woman cry over a bagel. It was hilarious and only added another delicious chapter to the buttery rich text of Annalore.

Interesting that her interpretation of the trolling is that it was 1) meant to hurt her and 2) make people “hate” her. She really is stuck in a junior high mindset, trying to rewrite her life as a Cinderella story of fat friendless nerd turned celebrated influencer babe.
Wegovy / Semaglutide state that patients can expect (up to) 15% bodyweight in weight loss. This seems to be the common amount people lose on it. Anna admitted she lost around 100lbs when we knew her to be on wegovy.
100lbs is 15% of 666.667
Meaning this fat beast was ALMOST 700lbs at one point, and I believe she is over 700lbs now. She is gargantuan, massive, 5’10” with size 12 boat feet. She’s nowhere near 500s.
 
Wegovy / Semaglutide state that patients can expect (up to) 15% bodyweight in weight loss. This seems to be the common amount people lose on it. Anna admitted she lost around 100lbs when we knew her to be on wegovy.
100lbs is 15% of 666.667
Meaning this fat beast was ALMOST 700lbs at one point, and I believe she is over 700lbs now. She is gargantuan, massive, 5’10” with size 12 boat feet. She’s nowhere near 500s.
Shes way to mobile for a 5.10 woman weighing over 700 pounds. Yes shes a massive fatty but not 700 pound massive fatty. Anna saying she lost 100 pound could be a lie. Some people also lose way more than 15% on wegovy and some lose way less. You cant do that calculation with those factors. Just taking a look on some of the people on mshpl who weighed 700 and its obvious, shes not there yet. Im hopefull that our litte Ray of sunshine will get there though.
 
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