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Blake Tait / Blake Izayoi / @IzayoiBlake / @SakuyaWOTD / Hatsune Blake (and his autistic orbiters) - The head of a massive Touhou Project Xitter clique with an equally as massive cult of personality, (former) Discord Kitten connoiseur, posts autistic photos of plushes, e-beggar, harborer of groomers and cuckholds alike, all-around massive faggot
Once he's finished sperging his troon rights propaganda in the Touhou community, do you think he'll switch to another community and start larping as a fan to continue spreading his plague? Which community do you think he'll switch to anyways?
Once he's finished sperging his troon rights propaganda in the Touhou community, do you think he'll switch to another community and start larping as a fan to continue spreading his plague? Which community do you think he'll switch to anyways?
I had something like that in my personal bingo card, calling it now he will switch to Blue Archive much like every Touhou artist ever. But even if that happens, that's right-wing coomer grifter territory, which will prove much harder for him to corrupt than Touhou.
I was going to make fun of xim for not knowing xis fish, but apparently there are big freshwater salmon in the Great Lakes area that fit the description. The more you know. Not that this fatass can fish, let alone a dead one lol
I am behind, but as a writing nerd, i have noticed something beyond cursed. He is doing THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS PARAGRAPHS. You have ! for shouting. You don't need to capitalize every word in a paragraph. Its a sign of a amateur. It can be done well however, there are exceptions, but its rare, and Blake is not that level.
I am behind, but as a writing nerd, i have noticed something beyond cursed. He is doing THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS PARAGRAPHS. You have ! for shouting. You don't need to capitalize every word in a paragraph. Its a sign of a amateur. It can be done well however, there are exceptions, but its rare, and Blake is not that level.
But it worked for Chris Chan, no?
Now that I mention him, and even if it's not Blake who wrote that fanfic, I noticed how lolcows tend to write in a similar way. Random capitalisation, whole sentences with capital letters, CWCisms and shit, et cetera. Just compare how President Trump writes compared to Chris, it feels like they're the same person at times just by looking at both their xeets/trutheets(?). I wonder if the fanfic's writer compares to them, I gotta take a closer look.
But it worked for Chris Chan, no?
Now that I mention him, and even if it's not Blake who wrote that fanfic, I noticed how lolcows tend to write in a similar way. Random capitalisation, whole sentences with capital letters, CWCisms and shit, et cetera. Just compare how President Trump writes compared to Chris, it feels like they're the same person at times just by looking at both their xeets/trutheets(?). I wonder if the fanfic's writer compares to them, I gotta take a closer look.
I will qualify that even with Chris in that, it was a social media post. Shitposting is different than writing a fanfic. With actual writing, like a fanfic, or fuck, a book, you have rules. You can't be lazy because you just got up and shat out a Xeet on xitter. It's got to look good. Your words are the art. They paint the picture. Missing so much as a period can fuck it all up and make you a laughing stock.
The problem with Blake is that he is treating his fanfic, his art, as a social media post. You can't do that. That is immature at best. It would never get published.
Once he's finished sperging his troon rights propaganda in the Touhou community, do you think he'll switch to another community and start larping as a fan to continue spreading his plague? Which community do you think he'll switch to anyways?
IMO I think if Blake swaps off the Touhou fanbase for anything I’m willing to bet he goes to Project Moon. That fanbase begrudgingly is already filled with twitter troons, Roblox tertiaries, and people who don’t play the games nor care about them. He’d fit right in then.
IMO I think if Blake swaps off the Touhou fanbase for anything I’m willing to bet he goes to Project Moon. That fanbase begrudgingly is already filled with twitter troons, Roblox tertiaries, and people who don’t play the games nor care about them. He’d fit right in then.
Well, someone did gift him Library of Ruina, as seen in Cowboy's latest update. If he does decide to play it-unlike many of the games he's been gifted-then he'd definitely make the already shitty community even worse.
Once he's finished sperging his troon rights propaganda in the Touhou community, do you think he'll switch to another community and start larping as a fan to continue spreading his plague? Which community do you think he'll switch to anyways?
There’s so much autistic shit he could latch onto that you probably couldn’t even predict it. But if I were a betting man, I’d say he either goes for some Blåhaj femgoy aesthetic or gets sucked into some modding/dev community.
I have purged the vast majority of attachments from the thread! Everything in there that got removed will still be available in the zip file. This took me quite some time but thanks to CTRL + F it got much quicker eventually, but I wonder what I could do with these attachments.
Also, I have added some more stuff in the Xy thread, but I can't find the xeets since he has a xeet machine gun shooting at 1800 TPM, so could anyone be kind enough to find the links for me?
You know who this guy reminds me of? @Lunar Eclipse Paradox. I mean, one for certain has an amputee fetish, and looking through this "Satan" (fitting name, considering he gets off to headless people) guy's DeviantArt favorites, it seems like he has a very similar fetish. It looks like both of these Canadians have some shared traits. Maybe they've even interacted with each other?
Also, I have added some more stuff in the Xy thread, but I can't find the xeets since he has a xeet machine gun shooting at 1800 TPM, so could anyone be kind enough to find the links for me?
Take a gander at what I have thankfully saved. For many of these, I never actually bothered archiving them until now. Many thanks for reminding me to do something about it at last.
My god it's a pain to read his stuff sometimes, clearly has a bad case of brainrot and sadly barely younger than me too.
May not be much help, how long he'll take to notice this thread once it goes public? Not surprised if he's aware of the community thread or one of his orbiters are on a constant lookout here. Would love to see his reaction when that happens
Since xe hasn't noticed yet, I believe there are two possibilities:
1- Xe is so twitterbrained that nothing can pierce xis little niche.
2- Xe needs to keep up xis "wholesome" act, so no criticism of xim can be allowed to surface.
Option 1 is less probable, while option 2 requires him to be >80 IQ.
May not be much help, how long he'll take to notice this thread once it goes public? Not surprised if he's aware of the community thread or one of his orbiters are on a constant lookout here. Would love to see his reaction when that happens
We already have one of his subordinates who is aware that we do shit-talk on the community. This is when the CW thread feels like going on baby boomer tier rants about them and the quality of fans it inhabits. If you wanted my stance on it: I'll be waiting for a ween to post the thread link to one of his posts or some Discord user makes Blake aware.
This is also a good possibility since he does have a track record of wanting to foster yes men to post things that are on the level of "be kind" or "live laugh love" regarding toxic positivity.
Funny that you also say that it requires an IQ of 80 to maintain since the Western Touhou fanbase, littered with manchildren and literal minors, already goes out of their way to defend Blake or any of their own whenever something trivial happens that involves them.
At this rate, he doesn't have to do much to get full devotion since it comes with being in the tribe.
Now then, let me do yet another update here while Weed Miko finishes up with his OP. Seriously man, submit a request to the review thread sometime. We're almost there!
With the newest piece of official literature coming out very soon, Richard's little post about the book being in "nonfiction" got the comedians coming out to say that Gensokyo is totally real and the Merge is on!
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Fat on Discord the Internet.
Medical update about his carpal tunnel case.
Imagine if he were to make a Shopify advertising the Blake Izayoi™ brand.
Anyone want a Blake fumo with some custom stickers on the side as well?
In other news, wish Avilion a happy 20th birthday. From us 2huKiwis to you!
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Just what did they mean by this?
Let's see how Xy is doing with his goon training.
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You either get shitskin KKK Christofascists or terrorist sympathizing faggots in these parts, fellow scholar.
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Does anyone know what slime and crack mean in this context? I guess that crack would just be another way of saying "fuck" or "marry." I don't try to keep up with modern slang like this.
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Hated it enough to keep playing them until Byakuren shows up on screen.
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This also went by unnoticed at first but we now have information on his OC that was alluded to earlier on. The TouhouTwt Gordoverse further expands upon its lore with the heroes' alter personalities/egos.
Let's start off the same way we did last time. Their name is Ceph. They're a Lunarian Spirit of sorts (similar to Sagume, albeit not a Divine one) with Kitsune aspects, which is evident by their four tails. (Thanks, @Mastivo_, for drawing them!)
"They once resided on the moon, although they found their lifestyle to not be exciting enough. They were inspired to finally flee to Gensokyo after learning a few Moon Rabbits had pretty much done the same. So, they ventured to Gensokyo. Naturally, they were greeted by Yukari, as a stray Lunarian could be a threat of sorts to Gensokyo's balance.
Ceph would quickly prove themselves to be rather harmless. They inform her of their rather simplistic yet foolish reason for coming to Gensokyo. The average person wouldn't buy such an explanation. But Yukari doesn't fall under that at all. She lets them walk for the time being. After all, what's the worst that could happen? absolutely nothing in this case.
Ceph goes on, searching for some sort of new home in this land. They spotted the human village after a long day of searching. They were stupid, but not that stupid. Someone like them showing up in a place full of ordinary folks? Yeah, that's a no-go. So, they were back to square one once more. They ventured further.
Eventually, they came up on a temple one morning. They spotted a certain yamabiko sweeping around the main gate. Noticing that they were, in fact, face to face with a rather friendly looking youkai, they approached and inquired about the area.
Myouren Temple. Home to those who study the teachings of the Buddha. What interested them most was the founder of this place - Byakuren Hijiri. From what little they gathered from this conversation, she sounded like someone they could confide in. Perhaps this could be their home. They went beyond the gate, approaching the temple itself.
As they walked, they noticed quite a bit of diversity. Did the humans and youkai here actually get along, unlike in other areas? It was interesting to them. Perhaps the idea of living in harmony wasn't so impossible. Not wishing to overstep any boundaries, they didn't dare to enter the temple. They stood outside of it, looking around for someone they could maybe ask for assistance.
Their patience and caution paid off, however, as they came face to face with Shou, who inquired about their intent Ceph thought quickly, trying to remember what they heard from that little yamabiko. They thoughtlessly spoke, claiming to be interested in Buddhist teachings. Shou didn't question it much and led them into the temple. Soon enough, they came face to face with the person they sought.
Hijiri Byakuren, the founder of this temple. She was overjoyed once Shou explained what this individual had come for. They found themselves being a tad bit overwhelmed, yet at the same time, Ceph found some strange comfort in her presence... and that smile. Ah, no wonder this place had so many followers.
The lady of the temple had quite the silver tongue. They pondered her intentions, even daring to inquire directly while they had the chance. Equality between Humans and Youkai? Most would call it foolish. However, Ceph didn't. They found it to be beautiful in a way. Sure, it'd probably be impossible, but this place seemed lovely.
This temple. It was almost like a little family of sorts here from what they could gather. So, they spoke up boldly, "I like the way you think." They had to admit, they weren't actually interested at first, but after coming face to face with this person, they found themselves being swayed. Yeah, this was the perfect way to spend their life.
Sure, they probably wouldn't be a perfect Buddhist, but they wanted to tread this path. They had no interest in the religion itself, but they admired her goals. it was quickly decided. they'd remain here at Myouren Temple, striving to earn their place among them. they were quite a relaxed creature by nature, but Ceph decided to try their best just this once."
I wrote this with a headache, so sorry if it sucks lollll imma write more stuff regarding Ceph's actual personality soon enough, haha.
Emp goes on a little trip with his Reisen fumo to taste wine.
The geography sperg within me was quite curious about where he was.
The local winery and mountain overlooks he was at, by the way, was from the Mount Magazine area of Arkansas, an hour away from one another respectively. Perhaps the state is where he resides in.
Let's start off the same way we did last time. Their name is Ceph. They're a Lunarian Spirit of sorts (similar to Sagume, albeit not a Divine one) with Kitsune aspects, which is evident by their four tails. (Thanks, @Mastivo_, for drawing them!)
"They once resided on the moon, although they found their lifestyle to not be exciting enough. They were inspired to finally flee to Gensokyo after learning a few Moon Rabbits had pretty much done the same. So, they ventured to Gensokyo. Naturally, they were greeted by Yukari, as a stray Lunarian could be a threat of sorts to Gensokyo's balance.
Ceph would quickly prove themselves to be rather harmless. They inform her of their rather simplistic yet foolish reason for coming to Gensokyo. The average person wouldn't buy such an explanation. But Yukari doesn't fall under that at all. She lets them walk for the time being. After all, what's the worst that could happen? absolutely nothing in this case.
Ceph goes on, searching for some sort of new home in this land. They spotted the human village after a long day of searching. They were stupid, but not that stupid. Someone like them showing up in a place full of ordinary folks? Yeah, that's a no-go. So, they were back to square one once more. They ventured further.
Eventually, they came up on a temple one morning. They spotted a certain yamabiko sweeping around the main gate. Noticing that they were, in fact, face to face with a rather friendly looking youkai, they approached and inquired about the area.
Myouren Temple. Home to those who study the teachings of the Buddha. What interested them most was the founder of this place - Byakuren Hijiri. From what little they gathered from this conversation, she sounded like someone they could confide in. Perhaps this could be their home. They went beyond the gate, approaching the temple itself.
As they walked, they noticed quite a bit of diversity. Did the humans and youkai here actually get along, unlike in other areas? It was interesting to them. Perhaps the idea of living in harmony wasn't so impossible. Not wishing to overstep any boundaries, they didn't dare to enter the temple. They stood outside of it, looking around for someone they could maybe ask for assistance.
Their patience and caution paid off, however, as they came face to face with Shou, who inquired about their intent Ceph thought quickly, trying to remember what they heard from that little yamabiko. They thoughtlessly spoke, claiming to be interested in Buddhist teachings. Shou didn't question it much and led them into the temple. Soon enough, they came face to face with the person they sought.
Hijiri Byakuren, the founder of this temple. She was overjoyed once Shou explained what this individual had come for. They found themselves being a tad bit overwhelmed, yet at the same time, Ceph found some strange comfort in her presence... and that smile. Ah, no wonder this place had so many followers.
The lady of the temple had quite the silver tongue. They pondered her intentions, even daring to inquire directly while they had the chance. Equality between Humans and Youkai? Most would call it foolish. However, Ceph didn't. They found it to be beautiful in a way. Sure, it'd probably be impossible, but this place seemed lovely.
This temple. It was almost like a little family of sorts here from what they could gather. So, they spoke up boldly, "I like the way you think." They had to admit, they weren't actually interested at first, but after coming face to face with this person, they found themselves being swayed. Yeah, this was the perfect way to spend their life.
Sure, they probably wouldn't be a perfect Buddhist, but they wanted to tread this path. They had no interest in the religion itself, but they admired her goals. it was quickly decided. they'd remain here at Myouren Temple, striving to earn their place among them. they were quite a relaxed creature by nature, but Ceph decided to try their best just this once."
I wrote this with a headache, so sorry if it sucks lollll imma write more stuff regarding Ceph's actual personality soon enough, haha.
Holy fucking shit, this was an extremely tough read. Even if I admittedly vibe with the Great Mausoleum girls now (the name change is no coincidence), Byakuren, let alone Yukari, would never allow that thing, who I will refer to as she from now on, to even enter the Myouren Temple, for the same reason Blake and his gang justify all their shit: She just wouldn't, okay? Even with Byakuren's Christ-like tolerance, she wouldn't just allow her true and honest diversity (humans and youkai) to get tainted with the kind of diversity the anime coomer grifters are warning us about (trannies and niggers) and would punch that Ceph character into oblivion, because that's what Byakuren canonically does to troublemakers. She won't ruin Byakuren, Xy has done enough fucking damage to her.
Take a gander at what I have thankfully saved. For many of these, I never actually bothered archiving them until now. Many thanks for reminding me to do something about it at last.
I have updated the thread to include all of these links, and hopefully by tomorrow I will add the Emby section and submit the thread for review! Right now though, daylight savings has fucked me over and it's 4:50 AM instead of 3:50 AM, so I hope I wake up to an answer for this: Which board is Blake more suited for, Lolcows or Internet Famous? I am more inclined towards the latter, because him becoming too Internet Famous to have the yuri part of Touhou take over is kind of why I bothered to write a thread for the Farms in the first place. What do you guys think?
