Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
This photographic ebidance S P E A K S. It says:

“I’m fine! I’m fine, guys. In fact, I’m winning! Did you know that He ate my goo!?”
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In all seriousness, the latest pic Nick shared is one of those forced smile shots, everyone’s seen one before, when the features of someone’s face are just too put upon, too forced. It comes through in the picture. He’s trying really hard to look like he’s moving forward meanwhile everything he says & does cements him further in the past. Nick is firmly stuck in the goo of yesteryear.
 
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Nick Rekieta's fans are really something else. That's a really creepy para-social relationship on display right there. That random faggot thinks Rekieta is his friend.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, Ricky Rackets the Rail King is high and looking for women and children to violate. Wouldn't it be something if this is what gets him caught?
And D.... U.... Uh-hhhhh C..... K.... Eerrrr. In baldo's case.... D.. I... C.... K.. S
I miss naruto duck shirts o more silly days....
 
In all seriousness, the latest pic Nick shared is one of those forced smile shots, everyone’s seen one before, when the features of someone’s face are just too put upon, too forced. It comes through in the picture.
Those photos remind me of the ones that come out after a husband annihilates his family — the pics that make people say “You could see it coming. Why couldn’t the authorities?”
 
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Hedo 2 intentional breadcrumb trail energy.
That's surely a component of his exhibitionist fetish. Leave breadcrumbs for people to eventually discover that they're once again at some freak swinging/cuckolding event getting every orifice plugged.
He doesn't outright state he'll sit in the cuck chair as Pan-African express is ran on his wife, the thought of someone finding the scene from his trail turns him on.
:really:
Christian trad dad.
 
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God. How utterly pathetic and buck broken. Your tattoos suck and you're gay.
And he's obviously still taking bites from the shit sandwich he made for himself. It's so apparent that he hates every bit of his life. He has no skills and whatever conditions the trust foists upon him makes him miserable but the alternative is homelessness. He wasn't even smart enough to snake the mortgage finance out of the trust. He just looks like he hates everything about his existence. 20 years of ZERO personal improvement in adulthood and that look is of someone that knows he is a leach on his family.

I'm wondering if he's realized that no one in his circle seeks his advice or opinion on anything anymore. It's the next thing that breaks him: he's going to learn that a family member faced a serious legal question like a will or trust and didn't even bother to tell him. Would totally destroy him to learn mom/dad hired a lawyer and didn't even bother to ask him for a recommendation.
 
That's surely a component of his exhibitionist fetish. Leave breadcrumbs for people to eventually discover that they're once again at some freak swinging/cuckolding event getting every orifice plugged.
He doesn't outright state he'll sit in the cuck chair as Pan-African express is ran on his wife, the thought of someone finding the scene from his trail turns him on.
:really:
Christian trad dad.
I wouldn't put it past Nick to be an active participant in the second coming of Saladin's claiming of Tiberias.
 
retards who can't admit they were wrong.
They have to double down because being wrong is worse to them somehow.
Again, why though? It's not like these random nobodies are in the same position Nick's former associates in the streaming world were in, where they had to address the issue and whatever impact it had on their professional relationship with him. Nobody knows them and they could just fuck off and move on with their lives. Continue to sweep for Nick as an anonymous fan is a mental disorder unto itself, because there's nothing you get out of it. Like @AnOminous pointed out, Nick mocks and spits on them anyway. Unless they get some kind of sissified submissive sexual pleasure out of it, I can't see what being Nick's handmaiden does for these guys. My best guess other than being degenerate freaks is that they actually think if they simp and coddle him enough that he'll go back to streaming (he won't).
 
The discolorations on his skin are really something
Yes, da ebidance speaks, it does so loudly. Upon first look at a self portrait, I often think of what possessed someone to do so. First, it’s usually a question of activity or posterity, & if not, then selfies generally fall in line of posing for future sharing. Usually.

Next, after determining the reason, I look for anything obvious or a message. This is the biggest clue as to what a photo is about. They why of it. It can be multiple reasons, though further clues tend to reveal the main impetus.

This pic shows that Nick is almost terminal in his brainrot of the past few years. He’s not made much headway, it’s more like he’s simply swapped his old problems for a new set. He used facial filters, very noticeable around his eyes & cheeks. His pupils are not normal. His smile is forced into a manic, rictus, grin of false proportions. His eyes give away some mania, rage, & attempt to hide all negatives away.

Those filters are just sad, especially seeing as it’s Nicks self portrait that’s the touched up shot. The one of them both is less worked over, if filtered beyond a basic “best lighting balance” on automatic, that most smart phones can do in 2 seconds flat. There’s also the fact that Nick looks worse shirtless than clothed. His is not a body that looks better shown off, in that way. Trying so hard to “thirst trap” or pose shirtless for any other reason was imo, not a strong choice there.

Being petty here, but Nick is scrawny & does not have anything near an impressive physique. What a fucking weird context too. Why on gods green earth would you post two family vacation photos, one smiling with the wife & lookin a little loosey goosey & frumpled, (which is fine,) but the next is an over processed, teenage-esque, selfie, showcasing his noodle arms, non existent shoulders, & pencil neck. With the filter making it look like Nick’s wearing pancake foundation & his Arby’s roast beef eye, it’s messed up. No one wants to look at that shit. Yes, you have tattoos. There they are again. Family vacations with Nick likely always devolve into being about Nick, his whims, & his big impulse purchases.

A tad off topic, but, the best portrait photography is done with natural beauty, ie, being natural in the shot. Too much manipulation of face & limb reveals the poseur not the person. It’s see through. Nick comes off stuck in his head, his past, & trying so hard to prove that he’s not, which only makes it more apparent & visible.
 

Following Nick's Breadcrumbs 🍞

this is my 2 minute Google search theory and is probably wrong

Nick, as many have pointed out loves leaving breadcrumbs, it's part of his exhibitionist lifestyle.
Yet he also whines when people do dig into it, so let's do that.


The Great Wolf Lodge

Nick is staying at a Great Wolf Lodge in Minnesota. Probably this one, as it's the only one I could find.

Ground Zero

So that leaves us with a huge search...where in the area could there be a degenerate club for Nick-aaaand I found one Google in 0.7 secs.

WELCOME TO GROUND ZERO
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Where is Ground Zero?

Literally a 20 minute drive from the Lodge...leave the kids, strap on the Balldo™, get whipped, get back in time for the buffet!
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Why Ground Zero?

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Jesus Christ
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Curious what you guys think.
This is all just my speculation.
 

Following Nick's Breadcrumbs 🍞

this is my 2 minute Google search theory and is probably wrong

Nick, as many have pointed out loves leaving breadcrumbs, it's part of his exhibitionist lifestyle.
Yet he also whines when people do dig into it, so let's do that.


The Great Wolf Lodge

Nick is staying at a Great Wolf Lodge in Minnesota. Probably this one, as it's the only one I could find.

Ground Zero

So that leaves us with a huge search...where in the area could there be a degenerate club for Nick-aaaand I found one Google in 0.7 secs.

WELCOME TO GROUND ZERO
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Where is Ground Zero?

Literally a 20 minute drive from the Lodge...leave the kids, strap on the Balldo™, get whipped, get back in time for the buffet!
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Why Ground Zero?

There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Jesus Christ
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Curious what you guys think.
This is all just my speculation.
You're probably right. I can't fault this logical deduction. I just hope the kids are not sat down and told all about mommys and daddys spanking sessions with Big Black Eric the ass destroyer over lunch the next day.

I can now see why the 8 year old turned to coke to forget about these degen wastes of skin. Those poor bastards
 
You're probably right. I can't fault this logical deduction. I just hope the kids are not sat down and told all about mommys and daddys spanking sessions with Big Black Eric the ass destroyer over lunch the next day.

I can now see why the 8 year old turned to coke to forget about these degen wastes of skin. Those poor bastards
Guess that explains the bruises.
 
There is literally a Bondage Event in less than 2 days...
Anyone know if Bob and Celeste are back from Europe? If so, I could see them staying at GWL with the kids so Faggot Nick and Our Wife could go to their BDSM orgies. It wouldn’t be the first time his parents took the kids so they could engage in degeneracy.
 
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