DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Ralph looks like he is trapped in the Skyrim loading screen.
 
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Sat through the entire Ralph guest show tonight. Outside of a few Ralph moments where he made Phil visibly uncomfortable and some donations referencing Amanda Morris (Ralph's ex wife) it was extremely boring. Phil did his best to make the show as boring as possible refusing to read off joke donations mocking Ralph despite him saying he was totally fine with it. He is an anti-entertainer. He has zero clue how to keep peoples attention.
 
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Awssum Possum said:
That whole thing was a complete nothing burger apart from Phil looking awkward. I think Phil was genuinely caught off guard by how out of it Ralph was. He was high as a kite. I thought Phil looked scared of him for most of the show. I can't see Phil ever letting him back on.
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He made like $600, and didn’t have to give Ralph a cut. You better believe he’ll be back.
 
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Wonder who was viewbotting Phil tonight. Was pretty wild to see it in realtime. Went up by a couple thousand every minute until it got up to 42k, then dropped really fast back down to 500. About the only interesting thing that happened besides Ralph dropping a couple slurs. Every time it started to get spicy Phil shut it down. Pretty gay.

It is pretty funny though that a couple days after going on some rant on stream about how bad it is for streamers to get drunk, Phil's new co-host shows up sounding worse than the worst late night drunk dial I've ever gotten.
 
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OliverKlozoff said:
I was expecting to see 20+ new pages when I woke up (:_(
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You heard the boss. Stop withholding posts and lets get this thread to the 10000 pages goal as fast as possible so we can create a new one, fair enough? *snort*

Ralph just sat there behaving like a good little girl, praying to get hired for the job. Never saw the day I would see someone non ironically suck DSP's balls to get money from him. Yikes.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
“The next holiday I’m looking forward to is my birthday”

Your birthday isn’t a holiday. Also, he’s 43. Who throws themselves a patty or do this “birthday month” at 43? You’re halfway dead.
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People who lack the friends and family necessary to throw one themselves. It's both sad and hilarious how he's so incredibly lonely that he has no one to celebrate his birthday with, so he has to convince himself and others that the day is incredibly important. It really shows how many people he's pushed away in his life.
 
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A Guy™ said:
Doody said in Raw Phil's chat that the Ralphamale isn't being paid for this appearance. Normally I would consider the opposite of whatever Doody says to be true but I'll believe him in this case just because DSP cares more about money and scamming people than anything else.
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My tinfoil hat theory is Phil is stringing along whichever D-list nobodies that will give him attention into coming on to Smark Guys to boost the interest after PPP dumped him, playing these guest spots are "trials" meanwhile he's planning to axe the show regardless. He just needs some clown to prop up the circus so it can limp to the finish line.
Also null your website ate half my post and made me retype it fuck you.
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This is EXACTLY what is going on.
He's scheming this way by clout chasing lolcows to milk the fan/detractors of all these people to drum up interest in his stupid show so he can fuel his card pack opening and live out his "straight man with the wacky partner" fantasy he had going on. I guess this is what he really wanted, and he doesn't have to pay the other person.

Bro running through these dudes like they are Gamepass™ games to see which one will give him the most money.

I don't know how to really feel about it because it's just too fucking weird but very in-line with DSP where he's just using up people for money. At the same time it's people lesser than him that no one cares for to get fucked with either.
 
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Ivan Daniloff said:
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But $500 more than Smark Guy last week.
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It's actually a pretty good window into what Phil has become - the only way for him to generate a lot of money and views (more than his usual anyway), other than the rare marathons, is for him to invite others to his shows. Meaning that by himself he is worth nearly nothing and his guests are the ones people tune in to see.
 
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