Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Riverfagg1599]

I'm new to this thread but academia chews lazy people up and spits them out. She's setting herself up for a girlfail arc.

I don't know if I believe that. I've seen so many lazy fucks with various degrees.
Thread tax; where did she get her insurance I wonder? She doesn't have a job and she's over 26 right?

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I don't know if I believe that. I've seen so many lazy fucks with various degrees.
Thread tax; where did she get her insurance I wonder? She doesn't have a job and she's over 26 right?

Likely a student health plan.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I don't know if I believe that. I've seen so many lazy fucks with various degrees.
Thread tax; where did she get her insurance I wonder? She doesn't have a job and she's over 26 right?

https://www.nyu.edu/students/health-and-wellness/student-health-insurance/washington-square-students.html

The NYU sponsored student health insurance plans, administered by Wellfleet Group, LLC, are designed to provide reasonably priced healthcare coverage. The student health insurance plans supplement the free services (as does any other health insurance) provided at the SHC. The plans cover most medical treatments and procedures provided at the SHC, for which there is a fee, as well as national coverage for medically necessary healthcare services.

All matriculated students are eligible for enrollment in the Insurance Plans sponsored by NYU. See Voluntary Enrollment section for more information about dependents and other eligible enrollees.

The NYU sponsored student health insurance has two plans designed to provide reasonably priced healthcare coverage:

1. Basic Plan
2. Comprehensive Plan

The Basic and Comprehensive Plans cover the same medical and mental health services. However, they have different:

• reimbursement levels,
• coinsurance,
• out-of-pocket expenses,
• and premiums

Both plans offer coverage for services rendered by healthcare providers who participate in the Cigna OAP network. To search for Cigna OAP providers visit the Cigna website. Out-of-network providers are also covered but at a lower reimbursement level.

Please note: The SHC is in-network under the NYU sponsored student health insurance plan underwritten by Wellfleet New York Insurance Company as well as United Healthcare commercial products and the Oxford Freedom and Liberty networks for medical/surgical issues only (out of network for mental health issues). The SHC is out-of-network for all other insurance plans and is considered out-of-network under all other plans which utilize the Cigna network.
(See Referrals/Authorizations section below)

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Vicki calls herself a teenage girl and comes way too close to self awareness.



More woe is her. EAT A VEGETABLE.



Poor virtuous Victoria. Why her? She's never done anything wrong!

Vicki's going off on a whole rant about how she totally doesn't, nuh uh never, would never ever ever use ChatGPT.

Given how she likes to tell us all about how much she hates prednisone while doing absolutely everything she can to seek it out at every opportunity, I'd say she probably uses ChatGPT constantly. She'll totes for sure draw specifically in the style of My Neighbor Totoro...just as soon as someone gives her a guide on how to do it.

My new all-time favorite lolcow ship is this girl with Jake Alley. The prince and princess, happy forever, always saying they'd do something cool if people just gave them the right handouts and gave them hot chocolate and cocooned them in safe, warm blankets.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

More woe is her. EAT A VEGETABLE.

Heavy duty laxatives struggle against opiate induced constipation. She's way past the point of adding some roughage.

Increasingly seeing this one less as a troon cow and more of just a sad addict cow. Surprising that she isn't more open about it, as she otherwise has no shame, but the clues keep slipping through.

 

[and I must scream]

Vicki calls herself a teenage girl and comes way too close to self awareness.

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More woe is her. EAT A VEGETABLE.

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Poor virtuous Victoria. Why her? She's never done anything wrong!

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Vicki's going off on a whole rant about how she totally doesn't, nuh uh never, would never ever ever use ChatGPT.

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Given how she likes to tell us all about how much she hates prednisone while doing absolutely everything she can to seek it out at every opportunity, I'd say she probably uses ChatGPT constantly. She'll totes for sure draw specifically in the style of My Neighbor Totoro...just as soon as someone gives her a guide on how to do it.

My new all-time favorite lolcow ship is this girl with Jake Alley. The prince and princess, happy forever, always saying they'd do something cool if people just gave them the right handouts and gave them hot chocolate and cocooned them in safe, warm blankets.

So she is a girl now? What?

All this time I was so convinced she is a man.

 

[Breadbear]

The latest meme fad is having AI create things in the style of Studio Ghibli.

Spoiler: some examples

 

[sarna]

Vicki calls herself a teenage girl and comes way too close to self awareness.

She's trying to be sarcastic, I think, but she's very bad at it. And yes, there's a lot of Freudian slip going on there too.

Increasingly seeing this one less as a troon cow and more of just a sad addict cow.

Yeah, I've always thought she was more Beauty Parlor material. In her case pooning out is a symptom of the underlying disease that makes her do a much wider variety of stupid shit.

 

[Muskcarpone]

The latest meme fad is having AI create things in the style of Studio Ghibli.

Spoiler: some examples

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This sums up my opinion on this fad pretty well.

 

[Magic Pickle]

The AI fad is making Vicks pop off like this is because for leftists, the "proper" opinion is to hate AI. There are a variety of arguments used against it: it's an environmental waste, it steals jobs from real human artists, it spits in the face of disabled artists by claiming to make art more accessible, etc. If I had to guess as to why it became the left-wing stance to be against AI, it's because many artists hang left and they're upset about what AI means for the future of art as we know it.

Now I'm not here to get into a debate over whether or not it's a good thing - what matters is that this is why VapoRub over here is talking about it in the first place. Since the subject has overtaken Twitter by storm, she wants to reassert herself on this subject matter as being on the Right Side of History, unlike all the brainless Nazi CHUDs that call Twitter home. It's just virtue signalling, which is the most calorically expensive thing she does these days.

Believe me, if the "proper" opinion was actually to be pro-AI, Vicky would've used AI to generate herself a cute little profile pic, because she doesn't think for herself in any meaningful capacity. The only reason she didn't become a conservative thirst trap princess with airbrushed cleavage as an accessory to her MAGA cap is by sheer happenstance; in another life, she would've dethroned Blaire White because she could deliver the brainless pickme energy while actually being a biological female.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

it steals jobs from real human artists

What they don't tell you is that the human artists it is replacing are pooners who draw sheafs of gay furry "fanart" and not like, Mark freaking Rothko.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Increasingly seeing this one less as a troon cow and more of just a sad addict cow. Surprising that she isn't more open about it, as she otherwise has no shame, but the clues keep slipping through.

That's how I assessed the situation once I started reading the thread: this is an addict who has not yet hit her bottom.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

What they don't tell you is that the human artists it is replacing are pooners who draw sheafs of gay furry "fanart" and not like, Mark freaking Rothko.

Look, I hate these degens but at least they can make art that looks like something. Rothko?! I bet AI could generate me some great Rothko.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Look, I hate these degens but at least they can make art that looks like something. Rothko?! I bet AI could generate me some great Rothko.

Vicki could produce more interesting art than Rothko by sitting in an adult high chair, popping some opiates, and falling asleep in the paint.

 

[Commander Suzdal]

What they don't tell you is that the human artists it is replacing are pooners who draw sheafs of gay furry "fanart" and not like, Mark freaking Rothko.

Vicki is an artist in exactly the same way she's an activist and an academic - by Tweeting that she is. She makes no effort to learn what an artist, an activist, or an academic needs to know, much less to do what they by definition do. Her "community" is a circlejerk of "I'll pretend you're what you wish you were if you pretend I'm what I wish I was."

(There really should be a word for "pooner circlejerk"- "packerjerk"? - nah, I got nothing)

 

[Flamin Park]

That's how I assessed the situation once I started reading the thread: this is an addict who has not yet hit her bottom.

I don't read her as an addict of any drugs apart from attention tbf, she might be doctor shopping but like if she's on student insurance then they aren't gonna pay for extravagant doctor shopping and she'll have deductibles I imagine (if that's how American insurance works) and she's hardly the type to hustle to develop a real habit and buy on the streets

Funny if she was and pawned her power chair for fent tho

Btw I suggest "book club" for pooners circlejerking, it's what they would have been doing in the 90s instead

 

[Fapcop]

I don't read her as an addict of any drugs apart from attention tbf, she might be doctor shopping but like if she's on student insurance then they aren't gonna pay for extravagant doctor shopping and she'll have deductibles I imagine (if that's how American insurance works) and she's hardly the type to hustle to develop a real habit and buy on the streets

Funny if she was and pawned her power chair for fent tho

Btw I suggest "book club" for pooners circlejerking, it's what they would have been doing in the 90s instead

I’d say it’s 50/50 whether she’s popping pills or not.

Not just because Victoria has proven to be a very unreliable and dishonest narrator with every breath she takes. She’s also comes from money and likely knows that drugs and drug problems are low class and go against the 19th century suffering Victorian chic she’s going for.

On the other hand though; THERES NO WAY she isn’t flagged as a malingerer by every provider she has been in contact with. That could make it hard to score.

 

[suspended animation]

She's coping hard about inducing her own hair loss. She knows exactly what caused it but won't name it because it's antithetical to the trans community: androgenetic alopecia. Can happen in women due to excessive testosterone (it's the type of hair loss you'd see in women with PCOS).

Reddit forbid we're honest about the risks of testosterone use in women.

 

[Fapcop]

She's coping hard about inducing her own hair loss. She knows exactly what caused it but won't name it because it's antithetical to the trans community: androgenetic alopecia. Can happen in women due to excessive testosterone (it's the type of hair loss you'd see in women with PCOS).

Reddit forbid we're honest about the risks of testosterone use in women.

Her profile pic really says it all: A vaguely twink looking chick, years out of date.

In her minds eye, that’s probably how she still sees herself.

Must be quite a mindfuck every time she looks into a mirror, and a fat, bloated, hairless pooner stares back.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

I can’t imagine being so sexless that making out sounds better than sex. The thought of making out with Vicky for any amount of time is haram.