The Charity

Piggle Rick said:
What are the chances at least one of Elon’s DOGE wonder boys would be Kiwi-friendly? These are guys with usernames like “Big Ballz”. Didn’t someone publish all their email contact details a few weeks ago?

I feel like the idea of bringing this shit to Elon’s attention isn’t one to dismiss out of hand. We know how he feels about the trans menace.
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Do we know his Kiwi username though? That's the real question. If we did... maybe something could happen.
 
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Null said:
The intention of this is to get monthly and annual automated subscriptions from as many people as willing to form a bedrock through which financial planning can be done. I cannot do that if I'm asking people to cashapp me.
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Actually hitler had to do pretty much exactly this tbh
 
Null said:
??? because i am the president and treasurer? do you think that tax regulations and transparency for 501(c)(4)s is like a Wyoming LLC?
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I honestly have no idea, I was just suggesting that maybe because the banks seem to have it out for you, why not make the 501(c)(4) run by someone who (off paper) listens to you, but (on paper) is the one who runs the show. and then when the banking stuff is sorted out the you formally take back control. or would having a different treasurer make it more palatable for these institutions? All I was suggesting was that maybe harden or someone could write up a contract between you and this imaginary guy. you know like a green card marriage but for 501(c)(4)s? also would you be extra fucked if you just founded your org in another country and then filled out the us paperwork to let it be a charity in the usa (or does that not exist)? Again just asking questions and spitballing because I'm trying to help. Maybe bring up my idea to your lawyer, if it's not possible then it's not possible.


I know this is your idea and your show, I'm just thinking of ways to get you past this issue.
 
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
When the hell did that happen?
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A long ass time ago. Ask a old fag older than me.
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
I honestly have no idea, I was just suggesting that maybe because the banks seem to have it out for you, why not make the 501(c)(4) run by someone who (off paper) listens to you, but (on paper) is the one who runs the show. and then when the banking stuff is sorted out the you formally take back control. or would having a different treasurer make it more palatable for these institutions? All I was suggesting was that maybe harden or someone could write up a contract between you and this imaginary guy. you know like a green card marriage but for 501(c)(4)s? also would you be extra fucked if you just founded your org in another country and then filled out the us paperwork to let it be a charity in the usa (or does that not exist)? Again just asking questions and spitballing because I'm trying to help.
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Who would be that guy? In order for that workaround to work, he would need someone he can trust that won't crack under pressure. That's hard to come by.
 
Piggle Rick said:
What are the chances at least one of Elon’s DOGE wonder boys would be Kiwi-friendly? These are guys with usernames like “Big Ballz”. Didn’t someone publish all their email contact details a few weeks ago?

I feel like the idea of bringing this shit to Elon’s attention isn’t one to dismiss out of hand. We know how he feels about the trans menace.
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low. plus its not like DOGE is the spanish inquistion, zoomers can't just demand laws be changed or enforced, and i bet Musk might hate this site for some weird reason.
 
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WelperHelper99 said:
Who would be that guy? In order for that workaround to work, he would need someone he can trust that won't crack under pressure. That's hard to come by.
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There's this guy I know named Russell, runs a PAC out of Nevada, knows his way around legal and financial matters, I'm sure he'd be willing to step up to the plate and run this show for Josh!
 
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What banks do the weed stores use in legal states? because I have a convoluted but realistic idea which is all above board. Ok so what if you get Italian citizenship then use that to open up a swiss bank account, then use that bank account to either send money to a us bank account or use the swiss bank account to fund your org? I know it's stupid but if everything is reported to my lay knowledge it doesn't seem illegal.


Or what about using Jewish (religious) banks (not Muslim banks because I know you hate them). Orthodox Jews go to special banks that have weird rules and operate similar to those Muslim religious Banks ( except it's Jewish and follows jewish law). because it's Jewish, these Banks definitely have branches in the United States in major cities, outside of Israel. they also are probably well connected to the larger banking ecosystem. what I am suggesting is incredibly convoluted but I'm just bringing up ideas.
 
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Null said:
The intention of this is to get monthly and annual automated subscriptions from as many people as willing to form a bedrock through which financial planning can be done. I cannot do that if I'm asking people to cashapp me.
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While it isn't a perfect solution it does appear some of the mobile payment apps offer recurring payments (Venmo and Chime). As far as availability most people have at least one of the apps on their phone be it to pay rent, split checks, or pay small local businesses. Not sure what other options exist if you are on the MATCH list. There is one credit union that appears to cater to the cannabis industry that also offers merchant accounts https://www.creditunion1.org/business/merchant-services/.
 
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
What banks do the weed stores use in legal states? because I have a convoluted but realistic idea which is all above board. Ok so what if you get Italian citizenship then use that to open up a swiss bank account, then use that bank account to either send money to a us bank account or use the swiss bank account to fund your org? I know it's stupid but if everything is reported to my lay knowledge it doesn't seem illegal.


Or what about using Jewish (religious) banks (not Muslim banks because I know you hate them). Orthodox Jews go to special banks that have weird rules and operate similar to those Muslim religious Banks ( except it's Jewish and follows jewish law). because it's Jewish, these Banks definitely have branches in the United States in major cities, outside of Israel. they also are probably well connected to the larger banking ecosystem. what I am suggesting is incredibly convoluted but I'm just bringing up ideas.
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>Jewish banks
>Josh
>Kiwi Farms adjacent
LMAO said the banker
 
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