Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DickMain]

She was ATC for Romaine. Cleared for landing, Buck 2.

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Isn't there somebody you're forgetting?

 

[200MB]

Personally I think it’s a better and more natural look than the creepy Botox smile she was sporting last year.

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One for the collection. Many potential applications.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

One for the collection. Many potential applications.
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As you wish.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Highly informative. I just assumed it was some edge-lord MGTOW/Incel type. I imagine he still is, but interesting to know that he has a story and has actually interacted with Nick. Though, it's still weird of this guy to call Nick "his friend." And it also speaks volume of this guy's character that he would enable "his friend" to abuse drugs, be cucked, neglect his children, and (potentially, allegedly) hurt his daughter.

This person was locked in his house for years with an ankle monitor and unable to use the internet (or any device capable of internet access) or go anywhere except court-approved trips to his physician. Nick was one of the few people highlighting his case and speaking with his father, so I am not totally surprised at the loyalty.

 

[Fapcop]

I really don't get the attraction to Kayla. Maybe she was hot in her twenties, but she's always been weird-looking to me. Even before she coked herself out. I'm not even trying to be hyperbolic or mean, I genuinely don't get it.

One day, you too will find yourself outside of your 20ies.

Then your options will be to goon to OF in their 20ies… Try to pick up chicks decades younger than you and get an… eh… reputation. Or try to smash women closer to your age that used to look hot in their 20ies.

If you ignore everything about her, except her looks, Kayla isn’t bad looking.

She isn’t fat, which automatically makes her at least a 5, and Nick spent big bucks on the finest plastic surgeons trying to repair the damage he inflicted on her body when he knocked her up.

And the cherry on top: She’s likely zonked out on benzos much of the time, so she’s not going to be nagging and henpecking you.

What I’m trying to say here, and I know it’ll shock and surprise some people is… Would. Most definitely would!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHtcnMDJ25b/?igsh=bmEyc3BnYndxMXlh

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lol

Assuming they went to the GWL in Minneapolis, there are quite a few places they could have gone:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHtcnMDJ25b/?igsh=bmEyc3BnYndxMXlh

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Goddamn man. He’s such a fucking creep.

He could have not said anything about “other adventures”.

Or just wrote a neutral: “Off for a date!”

But nah… It’ll be a cold day in hell before this goddamn degenerate will pass up an opportunity to overshare and let normal people know that he’s engaging in sexual delinquency.

The thought of some prude housewife knowing that his wife takes other men’s cocks while Nick watches, probably gives him a bigger boner than the act of cucking itself.

The man is one meth binge away from being arrested for exposing himself to some poor jogger or some kids on a playground.

 

[Folgers Can]

He could have not said anything about “other adventures”.

Or just wrote a neutral: “Off for a date!”

But nah… It’ll be a cold day in hell before this goddamn degenerate will pass up an opportunity to overshare and let normal people know that he’s engaging in sexual delinquency.

Those hints just keep on coming:


[L]

At this point I'd just as soon assume this is another trademark Nickism where it's a technically true response that he would be unable to do a show that night because he's too busy getting all up in April throughout the "three wolves" reunion going on in the last week of March, so that when his fans ask him on May 1st why he didn't keep his promise that he would stream during the month of April, he can still backtrack to "I never said that!"

 

[Captain Manning]

Reminder that he "didn't know where the griftscamgo money went" which was around 50k.

Was not his GFM stalled at 12k? Which 50k did he lose?

Correct. It stalled at about 12k, whereas Monty is sitting at about $14k.

And because nobody is allowed to make more money than Nick (in his mind), he took it down. Lol.

Keep in mind too, this is long before his kid tested positive for coke. Now, he'd probably net way less.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick is on with his e-daddy!


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Edit: It opens with a coke-on-nose running joke by Vaedo:



Edit 2: It is a grift. There is a 20 dollar SuperChat reading rule.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

One for the collection. Many potential applications.
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God what a fucking cuck.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Nick is on with his e-daddy!
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LINK

Edit: It opens with a coke-on-nose running joke by Vaedo:

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Edit 2: It is a grift. There is a 20 dollar SuperChat reading rule.

The coke and alcohol has really fucked up Nicks voice.

 

[Pentamidine]

Nick is high as FUCK on there right now. He's even back to looking for ceiling cats, it's incredible. When I opened it, he also had the meth jaw pretty bad.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is on with his e-daddy!
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Edit: It opens with a coke-on-nose running joke by Vaedo:

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Edit 2: It is a grift. There is a 20 dollar SuperChat reading rule.

I didn't see this coming, TBH

They're seething about Eric July. Nick now claims Eric owes him $3,000 because Eric said he'd "pay for his rehab". If I remember, Nick explicitly said it wasn't rehab.

They're also mocking Nick's acquaintances for saying they thought Nick would apologize and get better. Nick claims he offered coke to half of them and it's weird they were surprised he did coke.

 

[PonderosaPete]

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RekietaLaw just mad...
Going LIVE right now on the biggest pro...

I figured he's mad, but what's he gonna do with this pro?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Look man, Dick was regrettably an e-daddy of mine when I was a druggie teenager, his target demographic if we’re being realistic here, but I was a retarded child not a fully grown adult father. I grew out of that faggy shit, Nick should be well past Dick Masterson at this stage in his life.

 

[break these cuffs]

Nick is on with his e-daddy!
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Edit: It opens with a coke-on-nose running joke by Vaedo:

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Edit 2: It is a grift. There is a 20 dollar SuperChat reading rule.

Yuuuge Ralph L. This felon is more of a friend to Juju than Ralph ever could have been and it's not just because Nick brought all the coke that Gunt cannot afford despite being able to get it at beaner prices.

Nick > Ralph and all he can do is seethe about it. Also lol, Nick is too scared to hit "go live" on his own.

 

[Vibralldo]

Yuuuge Ralph L. This felon is more of a friend to Juju than Ralph ever could have been and it's not just because Nick brought all the coke that Gunt cannot afford despite being able to get it at beaner prices.

Nick > Ralph and all he can do is seethe. Also lol, Nick is too scared to stream on his own so he needed to go run to his chosen daddy.

It just shows Dick's full of shit for saying Ralph can't be around Marie.

Nick's an unrepentant drug addict. He said he'd use again in a second if he was allowed to. He's probably high right now. His own child tested positive for cocaine and yet Ralph, the man who recently at least tried to get clean isn't allowed there?

There has to be a more personal reason that Dick would ban Ralph but not Nick.

 

[p1138]

so I'm watching this for 2 minutes and Vito is talking about jerking off to the swiss miss hot chocolate girl, Dick brings up an image on screen and Nick mentions that it looks like a kid, Vito panics and eventually starts talking about jerking off to uncle ben.

How the fuck do you make yourself look like an open pedo on your own podcast to the point of needing to get called out by a fucking junkie like Nick? Is this shit normally like this? For those looking for what I'm talking about later, it was about 40 minutes into the stream.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Realization: the reason that Nitrous Nick wears the tank tops all the time, is that he is actually proud of his body. He thinks that just because he isn't fat, that means that somehow he has a good body. He actually thinks he looks good with his twig arms, narrow shoulders, and dogshit tattoos. He actually thinks of himself as a sex symbol.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick is on with his e-daddy!

Sorry for my ignorance. Does this mean that Nick is in Los Angeles? It looks like Dax's set.