Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

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Look - I know we all know this is a stupid argument. But when Aaron told this story on Kino Casino, he found the bullet of cocaine and Nick had the safe with him. There have been two containers of cocaine in this story for almost an entire year. It's incredible that Nick just lied (said he left the safe on the couch and not the bullet) and is projecting that lie onto Aaron's story to make it seem inconsistent.

I can't believe this works on anyone.

Him carrying around a safe with cocaine in it screams Gollum with Precious.

Creepy.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Look - I know we all know this is a stupid argument. But when Aaron told this story on Kino Casino, he found the bullet of cocaine and Nick had the safe with him. There have been two containers of cocaine in this story for almost an entire year. It's incredible that Nick just lied (said he left the safe on the couch and not the bullet) and is projecting that lie onto Aaron's story to make it seem inconsistent.

I can't believe this works on anyone.

It works because you have to follow this thread to grasp the truth, and most people are not turbo artists like us with the wherewithal to do that. The Rekieta saga is vast and complicated at this point.

It's just one of those things you're gonna have to accept.

TTS threads are private and I don't know what'd be rude to divulge, so suffice it to say there was no objection to uploading. From here the onus is on any IP holder (whoever that may be, if any) to try doing something or to do nothing.

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Aaron replies that the video is his. That means Nick was threatening to strike something that wasn't even his IP to begin with. Not only that, but also pay-walling it.

What a faggot.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Chad Zumock gave his consent to post this segment where he tries to get through Nick’s “comedy” set, should anyone be interested in sharing the misery.

 

[Stiffy]

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Look - I know we all know this is a stupid argument. But when Aaron told this story on Kino Casino, he found the bullet of cocaine and Nick had the safe with him. There have been two containers of cocaine in this story for almost an entire year. It's incredible that Nick just lied (said he left the safe on the couch and not the bullet) and is projecting that lie onto Aaron's story to make it seem inconsistent.

I can't believe this works on anyone.

"I can't believe this works on anyone"

It works on the low IQ fans of the greasy, fat pedophile named Patrick Melton.
Matter of fact one of his pear shaped loser regular paypigs named "James Baumert" even goes so far as to continually comment that Aaron supplied the coke to Nick's then eight year old daughter! Lol
I've heard this wet brained Baumert dude call into NLO a few times trying to talk like a NYC tough guy in a Robert Dineroish accent. Probably just a sexually deviant fat, greasy whop with gold chains, and a spaghetti stained wifebeater. Melton's followers are the cream of the crop of the dabbleverse losers. Hence excited about attending Hackamania 2025 in one of the worst rated low budget hotel/casinos in all of Las Vegas. The Plaza.

 

[Folgers Can]

@ItsAaronIgnoreMe, I know you don't like posting more than necessary, but it would it be fair to say Nick threatened people with DMCA strikes for content he didn't actually own?

I am a bit confused on who actually owns the video. Who shot it? Was it Mint and/or Riley? Does he have ANY rights to it?

I'm gonna laugh my ass off if Aaron replies that the video is his. That means Nick was threatening to strike something that wasn't even his IP to begin with. Not only that, but also pay-walling it.

What a faggot.

Going back to the clip that @Harm had summarized at the time, one thing stood out where Nick's own words may hang him on this one:

• Will put the VOD on Locals when the "Steel Toe crew" get it to him

If it were ever true that Nick supposedly paid Mint/Riley to record "his" exclusive content as some were led to believe, then why on earth did he have to wait for the "Steel Toe crew" to send him a copy of footage in their exclusive possession? He sure makes it sound more like all existing video evidence of the launch of his stand-up career was in fact at all times a Steel Toe Original™, which must make him seethe beyond measure in this moment. In that sense the thread's title misses the mark as his past flaggotry regarding this footage makes him something even lower than a copyright cuck: a stolen valor copyright cuck.

You be the judge:

For those who have been asking, lots of people have asked, "was it recorded?" Yes. At least my segment was recorded. I don't have the recording yet, and as soon as I get it it'll go up on Locals.

But yeah, it was a lot of fun. Like I said, when I get the recording from the Steel Toe crew, I will put it up on Locals...

[L]

 

[AltisticRight]

Faggot in the SimpCast chat. I'll let you know if anything interesting happens.

He's so greasy and creepy.

At this point I think lying is easier for Nick than breathing.

Nick pretends he has any meaningful YouTube revenue when he streams once every three months.

We need to get Nick back on the air, this is gold and it's being held back by the fact he's typing it instead of drunkenly slurring it

He really is morphing into Patty Tomlinson. He's not just acting smug and fat, he's picking up Patty idiosyncrasies too.

I still can't believe he just stopped paying his mortgage. You would have to be so checked out of your own financial situation to just not realize you aren't paying your most important bill for months.

I can't believe he never paid the house off with all the money he made.

Reminder that he "didn't know where the griftscamgo money went" which was around 50k. Also, his house was paid off by mama and papa. He took out a significant bank loan using his primary residence as collateral. Ie, he's more retarded than you think.

When there are recent Locals streams in which 1) His six yo is crying bc her sister called her fat; 2) He was cooking RAMEN (Oct. 27) and said the older kids would "fend for themselves". (Um, what kid doesn't like ramen, Rekieta? Just make more food.); 3) His youngest asked for a quesadilla and he refused.

Gee I wonder where the kid learned that garbage from. Did he force them to watch Juju's "comedy"? As for children liking ramen, it's Skelly's cooking. I assume the ramen resembles the texture of porridge.

The Plaza.

About expected for the low class simps of a fat paedophile. Kino Casino had their Diddy orgy at the Bellagio. Imagine being lower class than lard and tard sampling local Black hookers. Sad, PATHETIC, PAEDOPHILE.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The reason that the first step in recovery is admitting you have a problem is because addicts are liars. And if they can't yet handle honesty, how can we expect temperance?

Holy shit, Rekieta must be the biggest addict since the history of addicts. Even Pinnochio has less of a problem (and schnozz) than skelly.

 

[Captain Manning]

If it were ever true that Nick supposedly paid Mint/Riley to record "his" exclusive content as some were led to believe, then why on earth did have to wait for the "Steel Toe crew" to send him a copy of footage in their exclusive possession?

Ah! I thought Strix was conflating two different times he was on stage, but I wasn't positive and didn't want to sound like an idiot. I think there was some Dick Masterson thing that Riley recorded that was entirely separate from this.

Have Riley and Mint even ever set foot in Minnesota? I don't think so.

In that sense the thread's title misses the mark as his past flaggotry regarding this footage makes him something even lower than a copyright cuck: a stolen valor copyright cuck.

What he probably thought was that he would get Aaron to flag it down. Since they were still on good terms when he made that threat.

Obviously, that ain't gonna happen now. It's almost certainly Aaron's video. Tough titty Nick.

Thanks @ItsAaronIgnoreMe. Your permission is appreciated.

 

[Flora Fox]

I wonder if the "the maid buys thousands of dollars of snacks a week"

I think he was trying to cover where the drug money was going.

 

[AltisticRight]

Holy shit, Rekieta must be the biggest addict since the history of addicts. Even Pinnochio has less of a problem (and schnozz) than skelly.

Addict of what though?
His addiction to crack cocaine? Maybe.
His addiction to galaxy gas? Nigger levels.
His addiction to Aaron Imholte's penis? Yeah, he's the biggest addict of that known to man.

 

[Vibralldo]

I think he was trying to cover where the drug money was going.

Maybe, but this would imply Nick knew he was spending so much on drugs that it was going to run out and that he'd have to come up with a lie in advance for when it happens

I'm not sure if he's capable of that much foresight

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

What's never going to go away, ever, is the public knowledge of Nicks daughter testing for high and regular cocaine usage. 8 year olds don't make those kind of bad life decisions to use hard drugs. They are either given them, wholly on purpose, or they have ease of access to the stash in the home.

There's no getting around this. It's one or the other. The fact is that Nick has done everything BUT tell the truth on how this transpired. If she got access to it unknowingly by the junkies in the home it still looks infinitely better than the parents purposefully dosing a child. One of these is a careless accident, one is not.

Nicks story on how/or how not this came to be has flipped around so much, with at one point even blaming Aaron for it, that he clearly understands that the truth will be so socially damaging in all forms of his life, that he MUST lie about it at all costs.

Enjoy your Pedomania hangout Nick. If Daddy government lets you go. Or your Mommy's monthly allowance lands near the date needed. Maybe your lazy bitch wife will run a vacuum over the place, or get that black cock out of her mouth when you're away?

Miracles can happen

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe, but this would imply Nick knew he was spending so much on drugs that it was going to run out and that he'd have to come up with a lie in advance for when it happens

I'm not sure if he's capable of that much foresight

This was one of his lies that was widely mocked at the time even before we knew how grimly awful the situation actually was, when he was lying that he was spending thousands of dollars on "snacks" for stinking, starving kids. Meanwhile he was inflicting his own food-related mental illnesses on them.

Everyone knew he was lying but didn't really know why. He's always sucked at lying.

 

[Vect]

I know this is kiwifarms, aka the last place on the Internet you can say nigger without getting banned, but Nick's a legitimate, unironic racist, right?

There could be a load of explanations (I think he's genuinely fascinated by black men for all sorts of selfish reasons), but it's honestly difficult to tell because Nick's like this with everything funny, as opposed to legally meeting the terms and conditions of funny, I know a few people who frequently use deadpan inappropriately and badly (it's always funnier in your own head), but they at least recognise if they have to clarify it. But if Nick thinks this shit is brilliant, of course he's the kind of person to think you're the incel who can't read social cues if you don't 'get it'. With deadpan, the art is letting people on with specific cues that you're not necessarily being serious, but with Nick's delivery you could take or leave any of it.

I am a bit confused on who actually owns the video. Who shot it? Was it Mint and/or Riley? Does he have ANY rights to it?

If it were ever true that Nick supposedly paid Mint/Riley to record "his" exclusive content as some were led to believe, then why on earth did he have to wait for the "Steel Toe crew" to send him a copy of footage in their exclusive possession?

Consistent with Nick's attitude to copyright, including the justification he gave to elissa clips: if it was intended to be filmed for a private audience, and Nick arranged it thusly, then the copyright is his unless he and Aaron discussed otherwise. He may have given it to Aaron's team to edit it or fix something, or Riley/Salad Woman was using their equipment. Nick must have believed it would be worth paying for.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Ah! I thought Strix was conflating two different times he was on stage, but I wasn't positive and didn't want to sound like an idiot. I think there was some Dick Masterson thing that Riley recorded that was entirely separate from this.

Have Riley and Mint even ever set foot in Minnesota? I don't think so.

Riley and mint were there. They recorded his faggy event in Tennessee. Here's proof of Mr and Ms Golden Showers in St Cloud:

Riley posted a short skit taped at the venue referencing how he taped cash on the door to Eric July's warehouse.

Rekieta and Andrew_Wahoo feature, I think the fourth guy is the show organizer.

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Video should work in the archive, but here's a local version for convenience.

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Back then, we didn't even know who Steel Toe was..
Edit: I'm pretty sure those terrible two are the idiots you hear most clearly on the recording. I don't remember if they were recording or just adjacent.

 

[There She Glows]

Ralph, on Rekieta in a private conversation leaked by Jesse PS: "Nick's lost so much brain power it's insane." (Timestamp 1:19:30)

Suboptimal thread for it but there isn't a better option.

Jesse is leaking a call he had with Ralph on his show right now.

When you've fried your brain badly enough that Ethan Ralph takes notice you know you're down bad.

 

[AnOminous]

Consistent with Nick's attitude to copyright, including the justification he gave to elissa clips: if it was intended to be filmed for a private audience, and Nick arranged it thusly, then the copyright is his unless he and Aaron discussed otherwise.

Work made for hire requires a written agreement. (This is how Ken Penders ended up owning his dippy Sanic characters.)

 

[Vibralldo]

Everyone knew he was lying but didn't really know why. He's always sucked at lying.

Now that I think about it I think it was a funny and weird attempt at bragging.

He wants to brag about being a big spender but can't come out and say "I'm spending 5 figures a month on cocaine because I'm so rich" but he can lie and say "I'm spending 5 figures a month on snacks for my kids because I'm rich and a good dad".

 

[Captain Manning]

He may have given it to Aaron's team to edit it or fix something, or Riley/Salad Woman was using their equipment. Nick must have believed it would be worth paying for.

It wasn't. He should ask for his money back and never try standup again. It is the worst comedy set I have ever watched.

I'm not resorting to hyperbole, either. Any of Amy Schumer's sets is more funny than his.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not resorting to hyperbole, either. Any of Amy Schumer's sets is more funny than his.

A-Log was funnier than this. About the only person who gives Nick a run for his money in sheer comedic ineptitude is Patrick S. Tomlinson.