Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[CallmeCicada]

I can't believe he never paid the house off with all the money he made.

Really? That's insane. I thought did but just he just took out a new loan to pay Randazza's retainer.

 

[Boss Bass]

It’s genuinely jarring to see Nick deliver a clever one liner. Like a relic of a bygone era.

 

[Lian Xing]

I feel kinda bad for Nick's next boyfriend. He'll always be trying to live up to the Toe.

You never forget your first.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I thought it was an old Chinese practice because communist rice had antimony (or some other chemical) in it from soil uptake that immigrants from China continued our of tradition from their grandmothers?

It is generally done to wash contaminations out of the dry rice before boiling it into your food. Since so much rice comes from various third world countries, which all cut corners in their processing industries and never follow and hygiene or environmental protection standards, you should generally wash anything you buy.
I am not trusting some Senegalese bean farmer to not spray their entire fields with leftover cyclon B to get rid of any pests that might crop up. Not if a failing harvest would starve him and his family to death in short order.

[EDIT] Just to reference a few cases of why food products from SEA are universally suspicious. Google "Gutter Oil" and for example this case in China where the same tanks were used for food and mineral oil, without washing. The list of this shit is endless and nearly universally applicable for everything India and east of India.

"Your comedy career is worse than my legal career."


That's debatable. Zumock has actually made me laugh a couple of times.

Nick's legal career has also made me chuckle a few times.

 

[Strix454]

Am I misremembering or did Faggot Nick run the light and steal stage time from the other comics that night? Absolutely nobody but his masochist degen pals wanted a fucking four minute set from this faggot, let alone 47.

The first 15 minutes of the version I have is Aaron introducing Nick and doing Aaron's usual sort of bland radio shock jock stuff. Then Nick himself goes for just about a half hour. As I remember, Nick used about twice the time he was supposed to. It was out of line and very disrespectful. Especially because Nick really had no idea what he was doing and wasn't ready to do a long performance like that.

The audience gave him a pass because it's a crowd of faggots Dick Masterson / Lawtube / Chrissy Myers adjacent cocksuckers and/or rug-munchers. This child drugging cuckold wouldn't be invited back at any real comedy club. Not for the content, just for the sheer mediocrity of the delivery.

The performance was at a bar inside a bowling alley in St Cloud MN. A rather rural area. I don't think they were a lawtube or juju audience or even much of a comedy audience. I think they were generally either a steel toe audience or just a bunch of locals hanging out at the bar after bowling. Aaron tried a bunch of Eric July jokes in his part of the show introducing Nick and I don't think anyone knew who that was.

 

[Vibralldo]

Done. Fortunately Nick has gone on the record assuring all the world that one particular transformation always demonstrates why a given video is not actually his, so let's see if he decides to prove himself wrong:

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I know this is kiwifarms, aka the last place on the Internet you can say nigger without getting banned, but Nick's a legitimate, unironic racist, right?

He's done blackface, only reconnected with Drexel to avoid racism allegations, 99% of his jokes are just saying "black people are poor and violent" at the end of unrelated sentences, and he hates Eric July for seemingly no reason but standing up to his obvious bullshit (probably because Nick hates getting called out by black people)

He isn't even a well cultured racist like Null who will give you statistics, Nick will just say "he has no father like a black kid" as a non sequitur at any chance he gets.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Nick will just say "he has no father like a black kid"

Talk about projection, Nick's kids don't have a father either.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I know this is kiwifarms, aka the last place on the Internet you can say nigger without getting banned, but Nick's a legitimate, unironic racist, right?

Someone on here once said that Nick thinks of black people as a joke that only he knows the punchline to, and they were correct.

 

[Oxyjen]

Exactly how much "transformative content" would have to be slapped on for it to stick around

Traditionally, one adds ceiling cats.

 

[Vibralldo]

Someone on here once said that Nick thinks of black people as a joke that only he knows the punchline to, and they were correct.

He reminds me of Uwe Boll's postal movie where he understands that edgy humor is funny, but thinks that just putting racist stereotypes in itself is funny with no nuance.

Only difference is Uwe Boll is a German who has no understanding of Western comedy and Nick's lived in America his whole life.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

I know this is kiwifarms, aka the last place on the Internet you can say nigger without getting banned, but Nick's a legitimate, unironic racist, right?

I think that’s a little too specific because that would imply he hates black people. In truth, he hates everyone who isn’t him and who doesn’t go with his dipshit schemes.

He loves black people purely because he loves sucking black dick. He doesn’t hate them because they’re black though. He just uses them for extremely unfunny jokes. Bottom line, he’s not funny.

But his narcissism means he hates everyone except himself because he’s the most important person in his life, children and wife be damned.

 

[Melty Butter]

Am I misremembering or did Faggot Nick run the light and steal stage time from the other comics that night? Absolutely nobody but his masochist degen pals wanted a fucking four minute set from this faggot, let alone 47.

Nick used about twice the time he was supposed to

Aaron frequently jokes about how far over the allotted time Nick went. Additionally, @Harm posted about it back in the day and also wrote a good summary of Nick's statements about the standup that includes a clip from Elissa about the performance.

(I was in the archives looking for another incident around the same time. Nick appeared on a big show. I can't recall which one. He completely blocked the next guest by going over his time and ignoring the many efforts to get him off. I couldn't find it.)

To clarify, as far as I know these are not Rekieta kids. It's a studio with (it looks like) over a hundred pupils. They offer many, many dance classes, and the quality of those classes is universally poor-to-embarrassing.

I think one of his girls might be in that vid but I totally understand why you posted. It's a tough issue. On two occasions I've DMed @AltisticRight to get a read on whether to post something regarding the kids.

The kids are part of Nick's story, legally and personally. Their privacy should be respected but it puts the Farms in a quandary.

For example, four of them are VERY skinny. Is that genetics or are they not eating properly? Are we the Karen Farms...

• When we notice considering he was charged with neglect and their pics are all over the Internet?
• When there are recent Locals streams in which 1) His six yo is crying bc her sister called her fat; 2) He was cooking RAMEN (Oct. 27) and said the older kids would "fend for themselves". (Um, what kid doesn't like ramen, Rekieta? Just make more food.); 3) His youngest asked for a quesadilla and he refused.

Ugh. I hate this part of the story.

As for the dance program, you're absolutely correct. There should be no more than a 1/15 teacher-to-student ratio, less for the younger girls. The Christian school is similarly... amateurish. There's very little (if any) mention of their test stats or college or trade schools post-graduation but LOTS of focus on their Lord and Savior.

You know what school posts their stats (probably mandated by the soon-to-be-defunct Dept. of Education)? The New London-Spicer School District. Their numbers are pretty solid considering MN is already in the top 20% of state rankings.

Not to worry. I'm sure Kayla is killing it with the iPad "homeschooling".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

His six yo is crying bc her sister called her fat

Gee, I wonder where the homeschooled child would pick up an insult like that.

I’d bet all the money Nick stopped making that the kids have heard more about Kayla’s destroyed body than we have.

 

[Flora Fox]

Nick used about twice the time he was supposed to. It was out of line and very disrespectful.

But NR isn't even on the line up for pdoughfest. They're just going to call him up on stage.

 

[Vibralldo]

Additionally, @Harm posted about it back in the day

• "I don't respect your authority, sorry! Then I told more jokes hehe, it was fun!"
• "It was good... FOR ME! That's all that matters. I laughed at my own jokes."

This statement perfect encapsulates Nick's philosophy

 

[Maraschino]

Am I misremembering or did Faggot Nick run the light and steal stage time from the other comics that night?

Yes, I think he was scheduled to only be on for 10 minutes, but decided that when the hosts were telling him he needed to wrap it up because he was getting close to his time limit, that he would...just ignore it for 20 additional minutes. Because he's a disgraceful cunt.

Someone on here once said that Nick thinks of black people as a joke that only he knows the punchline to, and they were correct.

"I'm not racist, I think black people are hilarious" is not the defense he thinks it is. It sounds more like he values black people only as a punchline to a joke only he knows, because he's a fucking imbecile.

You cannot convince me Nick is not one of those lame cocksuckers that says corny shit like, "I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."

I mentioned it in a post within this thread ages ago but it still stands: he treats black people like the punchline to a joke only he knows about. "I don't hate black people, I think they're hilarious" is not the defense he fucking thinks it is.

Literally me, lmao. I stand by my statement.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

The kids are part of Nick's story, legally and personally. Their privacy should be respected but it puts the Farms in a quandary.

For example, four of them are VERY skinny. Is that genetics or are they not eating properly? Are we the Karen Farms...

• When we notice considering he was charged with neglect and their pics are all over the Internet?
• When there are recent Locals streams in which 1) His six yo is crying bc her sister called her fat; 2) He was cooking RAMEN (Oct. 27) and said the older kids would "fend for themselves". (Um, what kid doesn't like ramen, Rekieta? Just make more food.); 3) His youngest asked for a quesadilla and he refused.

Ugh. I hate this part of the story.

The two boys who have been through puberty are also very, very small. Which is peculiar af because Kayla is a normal height and Nick is tall. Sometimes you get a one-off with children, but it's genuinely odd for one average parent and one tall parent to make a series of very short children.

Nick has some sort of issue with weight. You notice he always jumps to "you're fat," or in the case of Warski, "you stream with a fat person." He has next level issues with people being overweight. Besides the obvious neglect, I wonder if there was some eating disordered behaviour going on in the house.

 

[Red Frida]

I've got a shrunk version encoding slowly but would rather not get struck. Exactly how much "transformative content" would have to be slapped on for it to stick around?

Send a private link to Andy Warski or PPP they'll make it fair use and will make Nick particularly seethe.

 

[Vibralldo]

The two boys who have been through puberty are also very, very small. Which is peculiar af because Kayla is a normal height and Nick is tall. Sometimes you get a one-off with children, but it's genuinely odd for one average parent and one tall parent to make a series of very short children.

Nick has some sort of issue with weight. You notice he always jumps to "you're fat," or in the case of Warski, "you stream with a fat person." He has next level issues with people being overweight. Besides the obvious neglect, I wonder if there was some eating disordered behaviour going on in the house.

Based on the testimony of Aaron, the church, and Nick's daughter in one of his most recent streams I highly suspect that Nick's never fed his kids enough and they've had their growth stunted from malnutrition.

That movie was also actually funny. Maybe not everything, but large parts of it were.
Uwe Boll might be known for making trash movies, but Postal the Movie was intentionally over the top in every regard.

I agree the more extreme parts of it are funny like when the cop pulled over the old asian lady and shoots her like 10 times unprovoked and the fact everyone that gets shot at the german theme park shooting is a child, but a lot of the in between is boring dialogue. Much like Nick a lot of it is definitely Uwe seeing things like South Park and understanding those elements are funny, but not why, like the Osama/George Bush best friend subplot.

 

[Pentamidine]

Aaron telling stories about April without her approval: Cringe, Call him a stalker, Ringing the police (again)

Nick telling stories about April without her approval: Based, Hilarious, Not complicit in cuckoldry!

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By 'evidence' he can't mean anything other than a screenshot of April making the claim. I think it's funny and weird that April has never publicly confirmed the goo story but she HAS publicly claimed that Kayla cheated on Nick. So if that's the standard of evidence we're going by, Nick can't now claim that Our Wife didn't cuck him even before the Qover.

He isn't even a well cultured racist like Null who will give you statistics, Nick will just say "he has no father like a black kid" as a non sequitur at any chance he gets.

This was around the time he pissed of Kurt with the Michele Obama racist joke on his show, right? For whatever reason, this era of Nick was almost nothing but racist "jokes", which would be great if they were funny but they weren't. It was all Cop at Denny's but just about black people and how they don't own TVs or whatever. Which isn't even a good racist joke, it should have been about blacks stealing TVs instead.