Fanfiction Horrors

[Harry Angel]

I started reading Manacled a while ago, but dropped it around the eye-gouging scene. Not because I'm that squeamish, just at this point, after the attempted rape by that other Death Eater and Astoria attacking Hermione I realized this story is just going by every Stockholm syndrome fanfic cliche, and the fact Draco could read Hermione's thoughts at all times made their interactions just boring. I could never buy even the premise of original Handmaid's Tale (I'm not conservative, but yeah, the entire concept reeks of author's badly disguised fetish), much less it being transplanted into Harry Potter, and I've seen people who actually liked the story point out that the whole capes-and-bonnets thing being inserted there wholesale is jarring. And yea, I get that Hermione's agoraphobia is actually realistic, but holy shit, did it get annoying after a while.

Also
>Helena Marino
kek, I don't know whether to respect the author for being this ballsy or lol at her inability to divorce this character from the original. At least "Anastasia Steele" didn't sound at all like "Bella Swan" nor did "Jace Herondale" sound like "Draco Malfoy" (in spirit, though...).

@Big Miss Steak

My Predictions:

• The entire handmaid/repopulation element has been removed
• Hermoine/Helena will still be prisoner within the High Reeve’s manor, but as a “you can walk around freely but not leave” slave like Belle in Beauty and the Beast
• All the rape has been removed as a result of the repopulation plotline being dropped
• We will still have the story grind to a halt for the flashback dump but that it will be way shorter
• Hermoine/Helena will not have had a relationship to the High Reeve that she totally forgot
• Hermoine/Helena will get pregnant but it will be from her and the High Reeve falling in love and banging and not as the result of rape
• There will still be a big bad Voldemort/evil king figure
• Every member of the resistance still treats Hermoine/Helena like garbage
• Hermoine/Helena still forgives her abuser and they have their gross happy ending

I agree with most of it, but I actually think they will keep the "prior secret relationship" twist to redeem the High Reeve as secretly opposed to the bad king or something. I can also see them tweaking the plot to make the characters more proactive against the big bad, and make the happy ending less complicated, without them having to hide from society.

I don't read as much fanfiction as I used to, and I'm not very fond of AO3's UI, even though in some aspects it's definitely better than whatever string and chewing gum is holding FF.net together. AO3 is chock-full of absolutely vile sexual shit out in the open, including actual pedo stuff, and I get disgusted just by seeing the tags. Back in the day you could only find shit like that on AFF.net, if you even knew it existed.

Thread tax:
More mind-numbingly bland and autistic than awful, but I found this author a while ago and still can't wrap my mind about it: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6918563/Ro-Cel
TWO MILLION word fanfiction about a pair of OCs. No reviews, neither for this nor any of her earlier ones. 3 follows, maybe from people who were as bewildered by it as I am. I haven't seen anyone discussing it anywhere, even as a fanfiction curiosity. It's not listed among HP longest fanfics (even though it's definitely up there in top 10, from what I've gathered), nobody even flaming the author for shitting out absurdly long chapters of pretty much no plot.
I'm not saying one should write for comments, because God knows there are tons of bad and mediocre fanfics out there with depressingly unironic following, but at this point you might just as well not publish anything and focus on improving your writing.
If anyone's curious, there's literally nothing happening in this story. Just two female OCs, one of which is of course a transfer student from US and acts nothing like an 11-year-old when introduced in the first part (except not knowing what a period is). It's basically an endless parade of OCs and OOC canon characters talking, socializing and getting into endless relationship drama. It's like a Platonic ideal of a high school fanfic written by an American teenage girl. I'm not entirely sure what's going on there, since my eyes glazed over every time I looked at the dialogues and sex scenes. If not for the publishing date and writing mistakes I could believe it was written by some shitty AI.

 

[Chandelier]

Another day, another omegaverse AU. This is unavailable to non AO3 users, so I will once again post it here. She has a playlist for her work, and it is filled with Mitski songs - with some appearances by Kate Bush and Lil Nas X.

Spoiler

This time around, Viktor is not an omega but a beta, meaning he occupies the 'not fucked' and the 'fuckee'. Betas are by far the luckiest people to exist in the Omegaverse because people generally leave them alone.

> If you're not taking suppressants, you should at least know how to take care of yourself
Damn, Viktor, coming off the bat with banger here. It's as if the author is trying to poke fun at Omegaverse AUs while also falling into the usual traps, such as monster dog dicks, pheromones, and an immensely stratified society.
> There are sex workers, toys, and a plethora of fellow academy students who would kill to be in your bed
State mandated sex slaves, look at that. But I Read It for the Gender Dynamics, mmhmm.
> You're being a bit pathetic, Jayce
Wisest words he's ever said.

Haha get it, because Jayce isn't STRAIGHT get it?

> I just have the decency to treat you like a real human and not a hunk of hot meat
Well, that's a first. Usually these people act like pit bulls wearing human skin. There seems to be some self-awareness here.

Are we getting our Hispanic Hog Jayce? Stay tuned.

> It's going to be a tight fit
10-12'' again?
> Jayce hands come around Viktor's waist at first, seeing how far his hands fit around it
Yes, it's this fucking cliché again. I can see his hands encircling Viktor's thighs because muscle atrophy is a thing.
> Tracing his top surgery scars
Yes, you can change your gender but you can't change your omegaverse status. That is biology, and you can't change your biology.

Alphas have next to no refractory period, so they can keep going like sex machines. As for how much sperm they produce...well, let's say you can fill a strudel factory with it. I would have expected more emphasis on the blowjob scene as usually they love emphasizing how big Jayce's penis is, but it's brief. I assume there will be more of it during the proper smut. The Hispanic Hog cannot be denied.

> An enticing buffet for the worked up alpha
Different form 'a starved man', that's for sure.
> He pulls out and curls his tongue around that sweet bud
I suppose that's better than 'cock', even if it does sound like a piece of candy.

Damn, it hasn't even been five minutes and he's hard again. Impressive.
> Jayce is a fan of many parts of sex, but pussy eating is his favorite
I can give the author credit for just making him fully bisexual rather than a 'gay man in denial', because any hole is a goal for him. Still goofy, but it makes it a little bit better.

> All in a language Jayce doesn't know
He knew what 'you're bullshitting' means. So he knows some of it.
> Fucking Viktor's hole
If you can use the tags 'squirting and vaginal ejaculation', you can use vagina. 'Entrance' is a perfectly fine gender neutral term.
> Drinking down the bitter cum that spills into his mouth
Huh, what happened to that 'musky sweetness'?
> Still has the scent of the smoky forge, musk, and sandalwood
Hey someone call Calvin Klein - we've got a new perfume for men!

Under any other circumstance, stealing someone's clothes to huff them like drugs is weird, obsessive, even. But since this is omegaverse, this is considered normal, stealing people's clothes and making 'nests' of them so you can repeatedly masturbate into them. It's not a sex dungeon, it's a breeding parlour! (Which, honestly, sounds worse.)

> Was slightly above average
So maybe in the ballpark of 7-8'' normally, yet it doubles that size because he's a turned on alpha. I'll be generous and say he's 9'', but girthier. It's big, but it's not ridiculously huge as it is in most ABO fics.
> It's fat
> It's thick
We know, you don't need to write it twice.

> Like intense stomach pain and it makes me nauseous
Interesting take from the alpha's perspective, even when they become fuck machines during their 'rut'. They actually experience some pain and actually feel regret for having sex on the mind. Though, I wonder if he's saying this because Viktor is a beta - usually omegas are told to shut up and take it.

> It's hitting against something it's not supposed to
That would be your cervix, dear. But at least there is no pounding against it. Despite the rough sex, there's a lot of talk and tenderness, which makes it slightly more palatable.

> The thought of breeding Viktor is hard to shake
Of course. It's Just Biology. He's just in tune with his real self.
> Viktor has suspected he's likely infertile
Is that due to his trans status, or beta status? It's never said, but I doubt all those T shots would help. No one seems to inquire whether testosterone affects the 'rut cycle' of these individuals, or whether it's just one of those things that's seen as normal and no one raises any eyebrows about it. It'd be hard to breed as an omega or beta if your vagina was atrophied and your ovaries got fried.
> If you're too deep in rut to do lab work, I will simply fuck you stupid again
Damn, the sass on this man. It's only because he's a beta and not an omega; he's always timid and demure when he's the latter. Funny how that works.

It's not as terrible as ABO fics go: there was plenty of talk between the characters, no rape rage mode activated, the alpha actually experiences problems when he can't rut, and Viktor is more of an independent person because he is a beta. However, the problems still remain, the biggest one being why you can change your 'primary sex' but not your secondary one. You can be an FTM, but you can never be BTA - beta-to-alpha, or OTA. The premise is still stupid, but otherwise nothing out of the ordinary. I do like how Viktor is not a stereotypical, 'woe is me' character, and that is the saving grace of this. He carries it, as always.

---

Man, did this age well. This was written by the-then most popular trans author in the fandom, whose work was one of the longest published at the time. Since the explosion after S2, this fic seems almost prescient in how it wondered if the ship was truly dead. This was when the fic count was at 1500, vs 13.6k today. boi - yes, that's her name - was in academia at the time, a soft science IIRC, and later returned to update her magnum opus. That one is 150k words, and as is my rule, I'll summarize that one and highlight the juicier bits. For now, here is a window into the past, back when this fandom was small and under the radar.

Spoiler

My, how this aged well.

This fic is pretty much the progenitor of lab sex and Hextech sex toy fics - even the one where it involves teleporting cum was based on this. Most of the bookmarks came from the influx of new fans after S2, and now we have a plethora of fics with this theme. Such an innocent time this was, back when this ship was considered a 'rarepair'.

This also is one of the fics that started the whole 'kicked puppy dog look', as it is commonly written that Jayce is 'dog coded'. Everything from puppy play to collars derives from these few fics.
> Viktor needs to get fucked soon or he may do something drastic
In the business we call this foreshadowing, and it does not surprise me to see the sexually insatiable pooner. T is a helluva hormone.
> He's no stranger to sex toys, has used them both by himself and with others
Ah, glad this is Retired Slut Era Viktor. If the FTM ain't a ho, it's a cocksleeve.

> God it's been a while
> God
God, do not make this a staple. On God.

Uh huh. Now I wonder how big Jayce is in this, and whether this started the Hispanic Hog trend. I will say it took me a few minutes to parse what his position was on the couch: he's got his right leg up on the, a holt causes him to flip over onto his good knee, and said bag leg is dangling over the couch. OK.

> Hextech sex toy working exactly as it's meant to
> It's doing its job remarkably well, he did design it after all
You said this already.
> The impersonal metal and silicone is actually a warm, hard cock
Oh, don't worry. You'll get a good dicking eventually. Thanks for admitting the toys are nothing compared to the real thing.

So how many times does Viktor come, you might ask? Six. Of course, Jayce catches him in this sexual SNAFU and this is where the fun begins.


> As he trembles in pleasure. And isn't that a thought - Viktor, trembling in pleasure
You don't need to write it twice. Just write, 'And isn't that a sight? He can't believe this is real.'

> Fucked out hole
Oh that ain't nothing. That 'hole' is soon gonna need a mop.

After deciding Viktor tastes like a dream, Jayce decides to be mean and tease Viktor, because our boy is horny and he needs his cock serviced stat.

> He's been so horny lately
As most men who have been on long trips are. Just Guy Things. Luckily, Viktor is there to match his freak.

Well, at least Mel isn't treated as the Nigger In the Way for once.
> He's so horny
He so horny, he love you long time, ese.

> Of course Viktor made it, it's designed for him
> Viktor designed and made his own sex toy
We know. You don't need to write it twice - and it seems the author has a problem with this.
> My sex life is none of your business
> You made it my business
Whoa, there. Why is the AMAB telling the AFAB what to do? The trans man can fuck who he wants, dammit!

> He's jealous of a homemade sex toy
Why? Because it drew out six orgasms out of your pet pooner and you didn't? This jealousy later leads to him fucking like a jackhammer - and I'm not kidding about that.

> He nearly preens when Viktor's eyes widen
We don't get a description of the Hispanic Hog, but I don't think this is the legendary 12'' Jayce. That's for the German piss fetish pooner.
> Viktor is the thing being used - for Jayce's pleasure
Funny how the FTM is always described as a 'thing' for men to fuck. Nothing to dissect about that, no.
> In their fucking lab
> In our fucking lab
What did I say about needless repetition?

> Nub of Viktor's cock
Nub is right. It's not even close to Jayce's size.
> Fifth? Tenth?
Seventh. You're welcome.
> His pink little pussy dripping
Like dripping ice cream on a starfish (sorry, Patrick).

For all that drama around the sex toy, the smut scene ends very quickly. This is a contrast to boi's full length fic, over 200k words, that has multiple sex scenes because FTM Viktor is a prostitute (naturally). I didn't expect this to be over so quick. Maybe I'm still thinking of that one 20k Antarctica fic where they are freezing in their bedroom and they literally fuck for over 15k words.

> He's not some horny teenager
He compared himself to one, earlier. You might not be a horny teenager, but you sure do fuck like a breeding bull.

2022 and an academic and this girl couldn't spell 'privilege' right. You see it all the time during your DEI sessions; the fuck you mean you can't spell it?

One day, I will cover her full-length fic, but today is not that day.

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Alright, alright, time for a shakeup. How about some stalking professors? Enjoy this battle of wits as they steal each other's shit and realize they were in love the entire time.

Spoiler

> He would also start a family
> Being born trans, gay, disabled
Well, that's one way to open a fic. If you desire to start a family - naturally, that is, via use of your female reproductive organs - you aren't gay. You're a spicy straight. This expectation of having children is usually hammered on women - excuse me, AFABs - more than men.
> Falling into the usual
The usual what?
> Except that Professor Talis was straight
If he likes vagina exclusively, he's straight, regardless of how you identify. If he likes both, he's bi. Simple as.
> This man who was half a foot taller than him
Six inches to be specific, but the height difference does seem a bit exaggerated.
> Like coffee and crackers
Coffee I get, but why crackers? Crackers don't really smell like anything.

> Viktor wasn't a stalker
> Describes all the ways he's a stalker, particularly by planting bugs and taking secret photos
Doesn't matter if you're disabled or not. The only difference is, this is a female-pattern type of stalking, as men tend to be more confrontational as that's part of the thrill. Viktor likes to play it safe.
> His delicate yet strong fists
Those same fists are described as being of the type to 'tear him in half'.
> Touching himself with the lab gloves
I hope to God he didn't touch a pig fetus or shit like that. Imagine if he was touching something like cobalt and it got up his snatch? Ye-owtch.

> No secret photos, wiretaps, or housebreaking
Barring the housebreaking, you just said you did all of those things, lmao

> He was sure he wasn't being watched at the time
And here lies the twist: Jayce knew he was being stalked because Viktor sucks at stalking (all those diversity checkpoints and you couldn't roll for stealth, SAD!), and he enjoys it. He loves the thrill, whereas Viktor just wans to be close to his love. You can see the sex differences even here

> He was also a weirdo who stole trash and random items
I'm more concerned about fucking yourself with used lab gloves. Hope you didn't get pig fetus guts up there.
> Had searched everything he could anonymously on his social media
Maybe he should've learned geolocation and how to get location from the reflection of one's eyes like a true autist. You gotta step up your game, man.

> The height difference wasn't that great
Maybe not, but this is 40 year old Viktor and all those years of T are going to fuck with his bones. I'm surprised he doesn't look 70 at that point.
> Crumpling the fabric in strong fingers that could easily tear him apart
I thought he had 'delicate fists'? What happened?

Sorry, Dmitri, the Hispanic Hog is here to claim his territory.

*Feeling a strong and accelerated pulse

> I'm a stalker, a pervert, I followed you around like a cat in heat
> You're not a good stalker. The only area where I surpass you
Bodied by an actual man in stalking, pooners keep losing.
> Both hands could probably
Probably what? Lift him up and throw him around like the Undertaker?
> You're a little whore who can't be satisfied with just me, huh?
He did it to make you jealous (a very fem-brained thing to do) and it worked! You want to fuck him now, and make him realize that you're the only one he needs for all time.

> A cannibal about to eat his prey
Interesting choice of words there.

> He could faint now. That explained a few things
He already told you that. Are you realizing NOW what he just said? Of course its correlated; that's how he knows you were stalking him, you idiot!

They already made it clear that they know they're stalking each other. This is pointless.

> Where a mole of was
*Where a mole was

> Who was he to pretend he was normal? He waned this so much that his core ached
Well, least you answered your own question.
> Serving as the one who receives, who is chased and eaten
Pooner secretly desires that a hot guy stalk and fuck her (but not the ugly ones, gross!) brains out. News at 11.
> Who could hold his entire body weight with one hand
To be fair, you are barely 100 lbs and are skin and bones at age 40. Ariana Grande has more muscle mass than you.
> Normally Viktor liked to have the power of the situation, to tell his partner when to stop, to be the one who chose the moment
Translation: you don't like losing control, but you'll toss it out for 6'2 Chad Thundercock here. Just say that and be done with it.

> Forty-year-old man so thin his ribs were visible
Forget the BDSM, you need a feeder. Get you plumped up so you don't have a heart attack from sex.
> He saw dark hands approaching his own
Whoa, where did Jayce get a race swap?
> The realization of the difference in width setting off several alarms
Big man has big man hands, pooner has smol dainty hands. What else is new?

> With the licking from his clit to his asshole
Hope he's clean down there.
> As if he were a cheap whore
Well you couldn't even beat the guy at stalking. Belle Delphine keyed her rival's car after said rival stole her hamster, what the fuck can you do?

When you use 'other hole' while using 'hole' for vagina, people are going to get confused. 'Hole' is usually reserved for the anus. You can just use that if you want to be clear.
> He ate him like a starving man
Ah, this cliché.
> He was being fucked and sucked by Jayce
Fingerfucked. There is no penetration in this, surprisingly.


Well that's quite the conclusion, isn't it? You find out your FTM coworker is stalking you, you enjoy it, you end up being better at it than they are, you rub it in their face, and you get them to be a pliant sex doll at your mercy. Then at the end you make up and decide to get together. Sorry, there are no baseball bats, duct tape or car trunks in this one. No holes dug out in the middle of nowhere.

It is funny to have a pooner out-stalked by an actual man, though. True and Honest Men, yet outperformed by actual men every time. What a loser.

it was more boring than i thought it would be though. bah. thought it'd be as cursed as the wonder bread shit but no dice. rest of the account doesn't have anything that particularly stands out either...

You only see 'edit' or 'edit tags' if you are the author. Did you just admit to writing a fic to spite TERFs and JKR?

 

[Catboi]

i am afraid of no thing except for maybe nuclear war

but bread fetishists... bread fetiishes are where i draw the line (basically the same thing as nuclear war)

it was more boring than i thought it would be though. bah. thought it'd be as cursed as the wonder bread shit but no dice. rest of the account doesn't have anything that particularly stands out either...

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other than some genderspecial copium from like a decade ago, but its so old its not worth commenting on past L + ratio

>Edit buttons visible

Please have some dignity

 

[Chandelier]

The last chapter of that Knight AU has been posted. Strap in, we're about to see if our mercenary knight absconds with his prince.

Spoiler: My merc in shining armour

Our dear pooner prince is awakened after being fucked senselessly, and discovers a band of knight in his bed. It is here that he discovers Jayce's deception: he's no knight at all, but a bandit - and his parents deliberately sent said bandit as a protector for him.


> That's how you made the prince so pliant
It was actually his dick that did that. The Hispanic Hog can accomplish anything.
> What had he gotten himself into?
Your parents, whether knowingly or unknowingly, send a bandit instead of an actual knight as your guardian, got your company killed, and it was done to whisk away a prince(ess) so he can fuck and have kids by a cottage by the stream - calling it right now that that is how this is going to end.

The twist was very predictable and I knew it was coming when his tattoo got brought up. Knights aren't branded. But bandits are.

> I am so sorry, V
He isn't sorry because he's guilty. He's sorry because he got caught.
> His knight, his protector, his lover, the liar
All that because he wanted to kidnap the prince. You might be wondering what the rape tag is there for - I am wondering if Viktor will offer himself up to get raped by the band of knights to let Jayce go.

> They decided to strike when he was most vulnerable
Not only is she a snitch, Sky is acting as if she's friends with Viktor when he only met her in that clearing in the woods. They never had a conversation at all. She ran when she first saw Jayce. When did this pseudo friendship happen?

> They said it was a beginner's mistake
Pussy will drive a man mad. He was willing to get himself arrested for it, lol
> He had trusted Jayce, and Jayce had used him
The pooner got used for her vagina? You don't say. What will Seraphine think now?

Yes, the HORSE you retard. What did you think he was talking about?

> The betrayal
You've already written this three times. We KNOW you've been betrayed. Now, how does Viktor react to said betrayal thrice over? Mix opium with wine and chug it back, then ride to his camp to get raped (?). What a man.

WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN? He's not talking about a goddamn puppet! He's talking about the knight who isn't a knight who used his body and threw a kingdom's politics in disarray!

Yep, he's trying to either kill himself for the ruination of his body or will make the dangerous trek up the mountain to offer his body to get Jayce released. Maybe they'll even rape him in front of Jayce, who knows. Or maybe Jayce will get sodomized. Anything can happen.

Alright, then: so he isn't trying to commit suicide, he's spiking the wine for the knights in an attempt to break Jayce out.

Now, it's been established Quickfinger is a huge stallion, and Viktor had to be lifted up onto his back. All of a sudden his leg is fine and he's able to sit astride such a large animal, and not as a passenger. Methinks the author forgot about his disability.

> What had he not handed him to the bandits that first night in the canyon?
Spoiler: he fell in love and decided it would be bad to kidnap Viktor, have him be raped en masse, and then blackmail his parents. For some reason, his parents do not have royal spymasters as Jayce just straight up impersonated a knight without any of the other knights knowing - and they tend to be rather close, so it's strange for them not to wonder who the fuck Jayce is.


So, homosexual acts are not condemned, but they still want traditional marriage to strength ties between kingdoms...so they send a transman to marry a woman knowing no bloodlines will come out of it. OK.

My boy out here acting like Solid Snake, rolling into crouches and sneaking through with cardboard boxes (OK, not that part) despite having a bum leg. I'm impressed he's able to do all of that like an able-bodied person!

Now we're entering Assassin's Creed. All we're missing is 'DO NOT BE DETECTED' and some inconspicuous piles of hay. Where's Ezio when you need him?


And there is the twist: Jayce, masquerading as a knight in a company of knights that have known each other for years, was a bandit all along and wanted a noble to sell for easy money. The canyon fight was an inside job, and the company was slaughtered by his own band of bandits (in the original, it was just him and Viktor, and now it gets even worse as the knights should realize they were had). Jayce fell in love with that pussy and that's why he didn't let Viktor get killed. Tugs at your heartstrings, doesn't it?

So they DID have a mole, because presumably they were out on the road for days or weeks, and they must have had a runner report back to them. I wonder if they knew Jayce had fucked him.

Too bad they don't have Smough. He would have eaten Jayce for breakfast - literally.
> He wondered how many women would faint
Women back then had to watch animals and themselves give birth. Executions were PARTIES back then. Especially if they knew it was a bandit getting smoked.

Yes, that's exactly what executions are. They were often a source of entertainment. Usually people only fainted when someone got burned alive.

Spoiler, as if it wasn't obvious: Jayce did a switcheroo despite his injuries and manages to whisk Viktor away during a botched execution. As if the textual clues could not be even more obvious.

Yep, and Jayce decides to burn down the village, true to his raider nature, and kidnap Viktor so they can live by a cottage next to a river. What a twist!

> Why would the knight do this?
Because that white trans pussy is irresistible. What can I say?

People with a brain could see this twist a mile away. The commenters on this fic, however, are pissing and shitting themselves at it.

> Yeah, not happening
Wow I love this Millennial dialogue. It's annoying to hear it in voice acting, it's more annoying to read it in fic. I get it, he's no longer a fancy knight. You can at least make him sound like he fits the setting.

Fun fact: 'Okay' as a word didn't emerge until the 19th century. 'All right' was used. 'OK' is a portmanteau of 'all correct'.
> A smirk pulling at the corner of his lips
> A lopsided grin tugging at the corner of his lips
Pick one.

> Something else he refused to name
That's arousal. You're being kidnapped and are now a fugitive from your own family, shirking your duties for bandit/mercenary cock. Something something 'women can't take accountability' something something.
> I don't know how to process this, Jayce
Neither do I. This took me by the wayside. They have a nice fuck in the woods, then a cabin, and now get to flee into the sunset where that trans pussy can get bred. Who knew?

> Was Jayce for real? These feelings...they were ripping him apart
Amazing what a big dick can do to an AFAB.
> He couldn't disappoint his parents
You already did when you gave away your virginity. That'd be you on the executioner's block if they found out.
> It was his fate, after all
It was never answered why they'd give a woman to another woman as a means of 'continuing the bloodline' when such a thing is impossible. That was just brushed under the rug because you're just supposed to accept a transman in this and that's it.
> This was madness
This is Sparta.
> This was NOT supposed to happen, so why did he let him?
Because of that big ole dick. You want to be BRED and carry some KNIGHTLY children. That's your duty.
> You think I want you to snatch me?
> I hope
It's not like he asked. You should've spiked that wine with nightshade.

> A kiss that was messy and desperate
> The kiss was rare, clumsy in its urgency
> {The kiss} became more desperate
This kiss is written as desperate twice, raw yet clumsy, and messy, which is more or less the same thing. In one breath, btw.
> Only what they could be together in this stolen, beautiful moment
Fugitives. You're fugitives. If you think a beheading is fun, Viktor and Jayce are going to be drawn and quartered. Maybe if daddy dearest feels nice he can get a professional executioner, but I don't think he'd take kindly to his 'son' running off with a bandit and popping out kids with him.
> He had been freed
And all it took was a good dicking.

This was considered the author's passion project, and it ends as abruptly as it begins. It is fast-paced and sold only for its smut - as these things are wont to do - but we're supposed to believe that both of these characters changed when Viktor only became more clingy due to getting cock for the first time and Jayce became more 'human' because he fell in love. It's a cheap tactic, and one only believed by retards. No one actually changed here. Viktor is still naïve as he follows Jayce without question (because of the promise of dick), Jayce gets away with his crimes and becomes an even more wanted fugitive for absconding with a royal. If you think they're going to be hunted down, think again. This was all because Viktor wanted to taste a big cock for the first time and because he didn't want to marry a woman. I guess the overall motto is, 'disregard lesbians, dick is better'? Very progressive.

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The fic where our lad valiantly punches some transphobes and goes on a date has been completed as well.

Spoiler: Chapter 4 - cry with me, idiot

Hextech should be capitalized.
> Yes, he was safe, they were okay
It's always about safety with pooners. This is their first date and scene where they finally fuck, after chapters of dancing around each other and Jayce educating himself on the intricacies of sex reassignment surgery. He's ready to confront his sexuality by fucking a 'man with a vagina' - and determine whether that is gay or not.


> I didn't think you liked men
You aren't one. You're lucky he's bisexual so this conversation goes a lot easier.
> Sorry for assuming
You were decidedly more anal when Jayce found out you were a woman.
> It made sense that Viktor would've assumed Jayce was only interested in women
Vagina, you mean? Because you happen to have the genitalia he prefers. Again, it's convenient that he is made bisexual instead of a classic gay, because some authors really do want to play the 'homoerotic' card when neither of them are the same sex.

> You're not like the others
AKA he's not like 'other men' that just see him as a walking vagina and not a True and Honest Man. Oh how the tables have turned.

> It's heat against his temple
What heat? The sky's heat? It's night out, and it's cold.

> Gears were turning in Jayce
> Viktor could practically hear the gears grinding in his head
There was no need to write this twice.

> Almost in awe
You're missing a period.
> Before picking out the regulars, not that Jayce had ever measured
That is a problem. If you choose the wrong condom, chances are they will break during intercourse and you'll knock up your dear 'man with a vagina' over there. If he's larger than average, the 'regulars' will snap. I wonder if that will be a plot point when they get down and dirty.

> Taking him over the couch, pounding each inch of feeling into Viktor until the man could feel it in his soul
Hopefully with the right condoms.

> His nervousness was coaxed, each kiss guiding him into that place
1. You mean 'coaxed out of him' and 2. Guiding him to what place? A safe space? OK.

> It felt right, here below him
You're kneeling down beside him. 'Below him' makes me think you're below the bed.

Ah, the classic Rapunzel pubes. Never a dull moment without them, coupled with the obsession over white skin. Pooners LOVE their white skin - white pride, worldwide, baby.
> It would have been impossible without a close look at the scars
Lol. Lmao. One fic I covered had Jayce clocking Viktor from his fucking femoral length. He knew he was female from his fucking leg size. The ribs, the shape of the shoulders, the elbows, even the way the nipples are placed are vastly different from males, and even when they get the zippertit surgery, the nipples look weird because they are in the wrong place. Male chests are wider, for one, so their nipples tend to be off to the side, whereas female nipples are more centered. You want to talk about 'lived reality'? Start with that.
> It was textbook
The SRS thread has examples of these surgeries. They do not look perfect at all; the nipples always look deflated. Some of them even rot off. Fun.

His nipples look like ovals? Yeesh. No wonder he doesn't have any sensation - the nerves have all been destroyed.

> Safe beneath Viktor's health and direction
Always about being safe. A transwoman would just get down to sucking dick without preamble. They brag about it, too.

Shocker that Viktor is a masochist. He plays this off because it takes away from the pain in his leg, instead of distracting him from his plethora of mental issues. He wants to get beat up so he can feel in control, vs those evil transphobes calling him a woman.

He is soaked down to his thigh, because testosterone never dries out the vagina in these fics. What is interesting is that these open pooners will use labia, but never vagina, because one is female-coded and the other isn't.
> It was larger than Jayce had expected, about the size of his thumb
Jayce has large hands, so you would think this is around 4 inches, but no. She retcons this a few sentences later.
> Enough to fuck you with
It'd slip out of his anus and wouldn't be hard enough for the job. Don't even bother.
> He tasted milky sweet and musky, cock only reaching halfway down (his) mouth
So it isn't 4 inches. It's 2.

Honestly, Jayce fucking Viktor's mouth might've saved this, because the actual smut barely lasts three thrusts. I am not joking. All that build-up and you get...this.

> Hole
> His cock was hardening again
It's not the same as a penis; it would remain hard due to less blood flowing to it. Females have shorter refractory periods, too, so he can absolutely come again.
> His mouth was filthy, it was pure smut
Can't say the same for this fic. Besides, he just heard Viktor say he wanted him to fuck his mouth. Why is he acting shocked?
> Where he felt the human
Vs what? Mark Zuckerberg?

> As he felt Viktor rubbing his cock
At this point you may be wondering, 'How is Viktor rubbing his cock? Jayce's cock is inside him!' and then you realize she's referring to his roid clit - that changes size based on the scene. First it was the size of Jayce's thumb, now it's being rubbed between thumb and forefinger. Nice.
> He got a thrust in, another
> He only lasted second
Two-pump chump. Literally. And the average condoms fit, so he's not the Hispanic Hog. Sad!


Viktor ends up having a breakdown because Jayce read the books he told him to read - and bought the limited edition ones - and feels 'seen and heard'. He feels utter euphoria and joy in the most female way possible. The mental gymnastics he later performs does not click to the author, who is trans, that this is what makes her different from her trans sisters: the transwoman would DEMAND that he be heard; that he be put here or there, and that he is sexy at all times. This demure attitude, this fragility, this constant doubt - that's all perks of being a trans man. They are doubted and talked over in their own community. How sad is it to see it repeated in their own fantasies?

That's exactly what you did, though: you told him to 'get educated' and he did. You told him to look up specific surgeries and he did. He did everything right and Viktor still breaks down crying because muh gender euphoria.

> The bare minimum
As opposed to what? Simply believing he was a man?

How very feminine, crying and sobbing and shitting yourself over finally being seen as the 'man you are', despite fucking and sucking cock from random men and then acting shocked that they spread rumours you were an easy lay as a woman. Ooof. Don't let that Beauvoir hit you on the way out.

This made people 'cry in the club.'

I cried, you crewed, we all crode

 

[Big Miss Steak]

It's been a point of discussion on GR for over a decade. I kind of see the point; if any self-published book can be put onto GR, why not fanfic? Fanfic authors are split on it. Some don't want their stories on GR and some do. Being on GR gives your story a lot more exposure, if you care for it. But that also comes with a lot more criticism.

A lot of fanfic authors agree with you, that fanfic isn't a real "book."

Upon further reflection, it has occurred to me that there is probably a big push from readers to have fanfic on GR so it counts towards their annual reading goal, which is a bizarrely competitive rat race in itself.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Sorry for the double post but this didn't appear in my notifications

I started reading Manacled a while ago, but dropped it around the eye-gouging scene. Not because I'm that squeamish, just at this point, after the attempted rape by that other Death Eater and Astoria attacking Hermione I realized this story is just going by every Stockholm syndrome fanfic cliche, and the fact Draco could read Hermione's thoughts at all times made their interactions just boring.

It's complete torture porn tbqh. Although there's a lot of sex, both consensual and not, it's a lot less sexually graphic than I was expecting, and much more depressing and bleak and violent than I was expecting.

Draco being able to sense Hermoine's thoughts came up so rarely I actually forgot about it, lol. I think the author completely dropped it about halfway through.

I could never buy even the premise of original Handmaid's Tale (I'm not conservative, but yeah, the entire concept reeks of author's badly disguised fetish), much less it being transplanted into Harry Potter, and I've seen people who actually liked the story point out that the whole capes-and-bonnets thing being inserted there wholesale is jarring.

The HM stuff gets tossed by the wayside pretty quickly. I totally forgot Hermoine is supposed to be wearing the red dress and bonnet thing. Such a weird mashup.

And yea, I get that Hermione's agoraphobia is actually realistic, but holy shit, did it get annoying after a while.

What was so painful was that every time Hermoine had an episode, we had to sit through paragraphs describing it, instead of a simple, "Hermoine's mounting panic cut her walk through the garden short," or "Hermoine longed to stretch her legs in the hedge maze, but knew that braving the open skies was beyond her abilities." Like come on.

I agree with most of it, but I actually think they will keep the "prior secret relationship" twist to redeem the High Reeve as secretly opposed to the bad king or something. I can also see them tweaking the plot to make the characters more proactive against the big bad, and make the happy ending less complicated, without them having to hide from society.

I think you're right.

 

[st_fujin]

Generally rape or underage is where I hit the block user button. Yeah yeah FUCK your freedoms, you ain't talking to me if you're into that shit.

 

[Chandelier]

I have noticed that in the Omegaverse tags, there're a lot of 'intersex omegas' being used. Now, the people writing this tend to be People of Gender, and are of the opinion, as most troons and People of Gender are, that being intersex means you are both sexes or are firmly 'in the middle', when that isn't t the case at all. Informing these people that these are legitimate genetic conditions and do not confer double genitalia often leads to frequent apologia or the snobby, 'fuck you, I can write what I want'. This is another iteration of that. The author states she 'nearly flatlined' editing this.

Spoiler

Both of those should be capitalized as they are proper nouns.

> The man behind him
> Doesn't need to turn around to know Jayce is standing just behind him
You already wrote that he's behind him, otherwise Viktor would not have deduced that 'a man' was behind him. This happens quite often in this fic.

"At least" is also fused into one word, and this is not the only time it is done.

> *For the way
> A distant part of him also longs for the safety of his nest
In this AU, 'nests' are their bedrooms, and since they act like cats or dogs, they literally do scent everywhere and stink the place up. They literally spray pheromones like skunks.

> People have always been quick to assume he's fragile, because of his condition, though that could likely be attribute to his status as an omega
We learn that omegas, as usual, are always the lesser; they are the 'feminine' subtype, the 'fairer sex', that are meant to be protected and/or claimed by alphas, who are always bigger, stronger and more aggressive males. Alphas and omegas need to take scent blockers just so they won't be rapist maniacs (alphas) or be raped (omegas). What a terrible world to live in.

> Alphas are selfish by nature
> Were often something to fear or avoid - ruthless, territorial, and quick to remind omegas of their inferiority
So. The Taliban. They're a worse version of the Taliban, but with pheromones and dog dicks instead of inbreeding and Islam.
> Omegas were treated as a commodity, helpless and delicate and in need of protection
So, women, but worse. And they are called the 'fairer sex' and there is no social rights movement to improve their status, because for all this talk about 'subverting gender dynamics' this AU just makes all of them worse.
> Let it not be said that the alpha was of the humble sort. No, he truly is as egotistical as they come
Guess that retcons your previous statement of him being guileless and 'unlike the others', eh?

> Then no one had to know that but him
He's going to figure out eventually because it's missing from the couch.


You'll never guess what the solution to said pain is - and no, it's not a dicking - yet.

> The biological instinct to protect and care for an intrinsic part of his nature
Redundant. But it is funny to see these people talk about 'biological instinct' despite hating biological essentialism and not know what DSDs are. Classic.

Then we figure out that the proposed solution is for Jayce to bite him, because alpha venom isn't just an aphrodisiac and bonding glue, it's also got painkilling properties! Screw opioids, get bit by your local alpha today!

> What it would be like to have long fangs imbedded deeply into his throat
Look at that. He's already lusting over that 10-12'' alpha cock. Gotta get that belly bulge from somewhere.
> If the venom does have analgesic properties, it could potentially alleviate the pain, even if only briefly
So this is a prelude to them fucking, because they need to do it so Viktor won't be in pain, and Viktor also conveniently forgets said painkilling properties later because he's all orgasmed out and you know how brains are after orgasm.

> Admittedly attractive hue of red creeping up his neck
They sure do blush a lot. They're almost like human cuttlefish.
> But the thought of being bitter anywhere besides his throat is so abhorrent to his inner omega
This sounds a lot like 'My Inner Goddess'. Mentioning She Who Should Not Be Named is a curse to these ficcers - if they remember who she is.

> It's profane, perhaps, but wat he's asking is already inherently profane by its very nature
You just wrote that your 'inner omega' wants this, so it's not that profane. It's Just Biology when we really think about it.

> Viktor recalls how an alpha's saliva is specifically designed to numb the pain of a bite, turning an act that would initially be excruciating into one of pleasure
Know what other creature is also capable of that? Bot flies. Alphas act like bot flies, but instead of depositing a maggot, they just deposit their 13'' man meat. Nice.

Omegas are almost like wet sponges - squeeze them just a little and all that water comes out. They're covered with nerve endings and can almost come on command, which really does lend credence to the 'filthy Zaunite whore' thing - even when no one brought that up but Viktor himself. I thought we supported sex workers in this neck of the woods?

> Making his mouth salivate
You were already drooling.
> Fuck, what did he do?
You were in pain, got bit by your alpha, got high as fuck, came twice on his thigh, and now the alpha is hooked and wants more. That's what you did.

> There is no way Jayce wouldn't be disgusted by such a vulgar display
You made it clear earlier that alphas view omegas as cheap pieces of meat; this wouldn't be seen as vulgar, it'd be seen as an invitation. Viktor knew that when he asked. You don't get to rescind that under the 'OOOPS I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD GET THIS FAR'. Yes you did. You're dealing with a class of humans who think with their dicks. What did you think would happen?
> I probably should have warned you about the effects of the venom
He already knew its effects. Or he didn't know about the orgasmic properties because he's just a silly omega.
> I am not used to pleasure
No, because you were too busy avoiding rape.

> His body is completely lax, a boneless puddle in the other man's arms
> His limbs feel like jelly and his brain still feels like it's melting out of his ears
You didn't need to repeat that, as we already knew he was fucked out of his mind.

> Tries not to focus on how intimate the position is
You were humping his leg, homie.
> It's instinctual and nothing more, but it makes another burst of slick seep out of him anyways
My man sprays more than a car wash. Do I need a squeegee?

> He looks...almost feral
Yeah. He's about to slam that omega pussy.
> Not to mention the scent of him, thick and potent and absolutely drenched in Viktor's own
I wonder if it smells like bear mace.

Note the constant use of 'omega instincts'. This is your My Inner Goddess again.

>> After the two us
*Of us
> It's pleasant, even if the alpha is not to(o) subtly preening to himself about how useful he was
Because it's Just Biology for them to fuck, pleasure, and be oh-so-caring, right? What a gentleman.
> A heightened state of pleasure counteracts any reservations he would have at receiving help in such a manner
> He wonders if Jayce will offer again
So what was all that about feeling mortified, when you were too seduced by that venom? This is your classic, 'I am strong and independent and I don't need you and WOW IS THAT YOUR DICK? LEMME SUCK IT AND FUCK IT' trope.

Yes...the solution is to have him wear a collar, like he just came off a fucking slave ship. Holy fuck

> They need to wear collars so they won't be bitten against their will
> Rich omegas wear them to signal status and wealth
But they aren't sex slaves, oh no. They're totally free and capable of making their own decisions. We are CRITIQUING GENDER FUCK OFF
> What has he gotten himself into
A belly bulge from a 12'' dick and boatloads of cum, that's what. You'll be moaning more than Mia Khalifa in her prime.

---

Here were some comments. A classic 'THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD' emerges:

Our girl fiveblessings makes an appearance, as well as another user who admits the obvious:

Sex slavery never looked so good - provided you have a big cock and lots of semen involved. I'm sure it'll be a fandom classic, yo!

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This Hexhomos copycat took a break from her body swap AU to post one about pining and being a creepy stalker instead.

Spoiler: Chapter 1 - Shut up and sleep with me

> It came off as creepy to some people
> His mom celebrates said 'quirks' because she's the only one who can
Yeah, that's creepy. You are a creepy, obsessive man passing it off as 'overly affectious'. When you have random people saying you are clingy - even the one you consider your adopted sister - you have a problem.

> He had done nothing to upset Viktor
Other than being a creep, you mean.
> These were all things he had been told before and when he thought about it, he had not improved. In fact, he had gotten worse
You know it's bad when only your mother supports your creepy ass. This is the sort of behaviour that leads to someone being buried in the woods and not being discovered for decades.
> Being without Viktor seemed to be unthinkable, unlivable
Yep, the guy is threatening suicide if he can't be by his pooner. How terrible.
> Respond to the fifth cat meme of the day
Hope he wouldn't mind my pit bull munch memes.


?? Does it matter if he doesn't react to it or not? You two are dating. He is aware you did this out of the goodness of your heart. This creepy fuck is having a breakdown because someone can't see his pear hearts, what the fuck.

> He did not know why he was doing this or what was the point of this self-flagellation
Because you're an obsessive stalker who probably should be visited by the cops. The only cuffing you deserve is one to a cold cell.
> Was he truly tearing up over such a small thing?
Fuck, he's a narc, too. He's a BPD nightmare.

Poor thing is going to be tied to a chair if he's not careful.

The tags for this was 'insecure Jayce'. This is not insecurity. This is a man who probably buried the family cat when he was young. Get the fuck outta there, lil dood!

The author is worried about being secretly hated:

Don't worry, baby girl. There's no secret hatred here.

Spoiler: Chapter 2 - C'mon uh huh and sleep with me

Uh oh. There's trouble in paradise. I won't lie, though, that food sounds pretty good. Better than fast food shit.

This was a surprise, but Viktor had plans, which means he wasted his time for nothing. He could at least have texted Viktor to see what he was doing and not waste time and resources like a normal adult. Food ain't cheap.


> I don't know what I'll do when he breaks up with me
Hopefully you won't go Postal and do something drastic. Please keep the tape and the hammer in the box, thank you.

> I don't make him hold me
That's the problem right there: he makes Viktor do things when it should be reciprocal. Yet another case of the AMAB ordering the AFAB around. The fact Cait thinks this is normal is pretty concerning.


> Fine
Does she mean tune?

> What are you, a caveman?
Unironically yes.
> His cock was already swollen, peeking out of the hood
Prepare yourselves, this will be overused in a matter of minutes.

He didn't even bother with the foreplay this time around, eh? He just went for the lube - which he doesn't even use, btw. Also, yes, the clit does get engorged when aroused, but expecting it to get as large or act as a man's penis does is just ignorance.
> Pretty pink glistening folds
Suppose that's better than 'flower' or 'petals.'
> Gently teased Viktor's ass, thumbing the fluttering hole
She writes this, and still calls the vagina a hole, which means you are left wondering which hole he's fingering and which one he's tonguing. The only clue you have is the Rapunzel pubes, because Viktor is always sporting a jungle down there.

> Swollen nub
> Cock
Pick one.

Yes, he's crying at this. He's crying for no fucking reason, because he's an emotional mess and narc. I'd be crying at that Godawful dialogue.
> He knew this was far more pleasurable for Viktor and he felt the most blissful when Viktor was pleased
The floor is made of floor

> Strainful
You mean painful?
> His cock nuzzled against Viktor's
> His cock head rubbed against Viktor's
> He deliberately rubbed his cock head over Viktor's
Amazing how he did that three times and never got the same result (and the author didn't realize she wrote this three fucking times over one paragraph).

How the fuck does one cry during this shit? Christ Almighty, you are weak. Do you need meds or a Happy Meal?

Spoiler: Chapter 3 - why don't you sleep with me?

You'll never figure out what the twist is.

> I would not want you to do it simply out of obligation
My man was having a mental breakdown over you not responding to his cat memes. You clearly do not realize you have a problem on your hand.
> I would like to know what made you feel like I'm not wholeheartedly, unequivocally, deeply in love with you
Buddy, the only person who supports his creepy, overbearing nature is own mother. You are asking for this shit at this point. Having a person sob during sex is a red flag.

> I'm broken in the head
Indeed you are.
> People have found me to be difficult
They found you to be an overbearing creep, to the point Cait agrees. You have an issue that you admitted was getting worse, and did nothing about it. You are lucky plot convenience dictates Viktor is cool with it and decides to pull a major twist.
> It's heard to even breathe without you
Calm down, I'll get you an oxygen tank.
> I'm really an idiot
Yes you are.
> I'm crying because you're crying
I cride, you crewed, we all crode


They have a giant talk that is nothing but a waste of time, and wouldn't you know it? Viktor wants to MARRY Jayce, a guy that is viewed as CREEPY by others! It's all just a big misunderstanding. It's fine to be overbearing and have mental breakdowns when someone doesn't respond to your texts or cry during the middle of sex. It's just passionate love and you just don't understand that, you burke!

> He was smearing snot and tears everywhere
Gross. Get this man a tissue.

This is a case of the author crying over what she thinks was a wonderful piece of work when I felt absolutely nothing. You couldn't even get me to yawn during this. I suppose when you're blinded by your own ugly tears, it's hard to see the shit on the page, eh? Info dumping in the last chapter is not a sign of good writing, but the red flags were there when she tried to rehabilitate a creep. These people really don't have any literacy skills, do they?

Draco being able to sense Hermoine's thoughts came up so rarely I actually forgot about it, lol. I think the author completely dropped it about halfway through.

That's something I also worry about when I write; writing a detail twice or forgetting something. It's important to make sure you have notes or something to that effect so things like that don't happen. There's nothing more embarrassing than reading an author who forgets a character, plot point or actions that happened in their own fic (queercatfan, I am looking at you).

What was so painful was that every time Hermoine had an episode, we had to sit through paragraphs describing it, instead of a simple, "Hermoine's mounting panic cut her walk through the garden short," or "Hermoine longed to stretch her legs in the hedge maze, but knew that braving the open skies was beyond her abilities." Like come on.

Those lines are actually very good and convey the point well. I think if you are going to describe an episode, something ELSE needs to happen during it, so you aren't wasting the reader's time; i.e. arguing with an entity inside your mind or interacting with the environment (kicking a chair, breaking glass, etc).

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Wanted to add this new chapter from powerbottomvik, the one who wrote Tommy Vercetti Jayce. She decided to up the ante for this one - and that includes licking the toilet seat like people were doing pre COVID, or what former porn actress Sasha Grey was known for. Nice.

Spoiler

> He plays Minecraft
Lemme guess, does he watch Dream?

> It feels better than he remembers
Your fingers are going to be longer than the 'cock' Viktor fucks you with, and remember that what he has is a metoidioplasty. It's just as fucked up as it appears.
> It's about being the perfect warm, wet hole for V
Ah, so you two are truly equals there.
> Cock hard
It's 4 inches, because this is a metoidioplasty with length, even when they don't get much bigger than roid clits. He is at micropenis level.

She does. Jinx snitches to Viktor because she wants the tea, and ends up being the wingman for these two. Isn't that cute? A true faghag (?) in the making.

I'd charge him more for his shitty outfits. Only Tommy Vercetti should look like Tommy Vercetti.

> He expected a cock at his entrance right away
Wew lad, are you in for a disappointment. Wait until you get a load (no pun intended) of this smut.

Viktor's finger is unironically longer than that 't dick'. Penetration is inadequate, if not almost impossible, because unlike even a male micropenis, it doesn't have the internal construction a male penis has to get hard, stay hard, and do its duty. The author, a bipolar pooner, admits it's only four inches here, and thinks that is enough.
> Jayce has never felt more full in his life
> V gives him time to adjust
The gaslight in this is phenomenal. Reading the comments (which I will post afterwards) reveals the usual band of retards YAAAAAAAAS KWEENing and not even thinking how 4 inches is laughably small. Wew, lad.

> He's fully seated
Which isn't that hard. It's 4 inches. Your fingers are larger. Hell, a normal 2B pencil is.
> He fucks himself onto his cock
You could fuck yourself with the toilet plunger and have a better time.
> Fucking into him at a rapid pace
Press X to doubt.

> Deep inside Jayce's ass
4 inches. That's it. That's not deep, that's barely brushing past the prostate.

Of course, after fucking Jayce with his roid clit, Jayce responds by going ass-to-mouth and infecting himself with some nice gonorrhea.

Yes, Jayce decided to do the toilet licking challenge, which shit heads were doing before COVID and which Sasha Grey was infamous for. You do not know what kind of shit has been there, or what kind of parasites and diseases are lying in wait. Imagine getting beaver fever all because you decided to go to town on a toilet seat like a McDonald's ice cream machine. Disgusting. I'd be spraying that mouth with bleach and he's TALKING TO PEOPLE WITH SHIT BREATH CALL THE CDC

Nah, fam. He'll be fucking it up when he'll be shitting on the toilet for hours after contracting an intestinal parasite, and getting sores on his cupid's bow from gonorrhea. Eating shit isn't fun - unless you're Bluefolf. Leave it to pooners to be disgusting creatures who not only have piss fetishes but act like Tiktok e-whores in their circles. What a shocker the BPD pooner has interests like these. I bet she smells like a fucking dumpster.

What are the comments, you may ask?

"We need more t-dick penetration in this cruel world"
We need more gay man calling you weak and pathetic for carrying around something that doesn't even reach 4 inches - more like 4 cm - rather than celebrate something that can't even be used for penetration.

Placing bets it's Dream or F1NN5TER.

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Those lines are actually very good and convey the point well. I think if you are going to describe an episode, something ELSE needs to happen during it, so you aren't wasting the reader's time; i.e. arguing with an entity inside your mind or interacting with the environment (kicking a chair, breaking glass, etc).

I should jump on the "fanfic inspired by Manacled" bandwagon and just write Manacled better, lol

 

[Thiletonomics]

This 182 Chapter MHA fanfic (and it's still going) is one example of the "Izuku turns evil" trope that appears a lot in fanfics. The first chapter has Izuku snapping Bakugou's spine, and more and more edgy shit happens in the ensuing chapters:



Link / Archive

But then again, since MHA has the most amount of fics on AO3 in the Anime/Manga category, (330k, the 2nd highest is Haikyuu! at 164k) deranged fics like this are to be expected.

 

[Vecr]

This 182 Chapter MHA fanfic (and it's still going)

1100+ pages.

The first chapter has Izuku snapping Bakugou's spine, and more and more edgy shit happens in the ensuing chapters:

The writing quality can't support the attempted level of edge.

stretch her legs

Hah.

 

[Tread Miller]

But I digress: Do women trannies really think men carry around 25 to 30 cm dicks in their pants? I mean, that are statistical outliers. Not impossible, but unlikely AND painful as hell for whoever is getting fucked by that. Jesus Christ, I wanna die...

This reminded me of a comical comment on a RWBY smut fic on AO3.

L/A

"I guess I should've toned it all down a bit, oh well."

This comment also spawned a mini-slapfight that went on for another page.


Surprisingly, it ends cordially on the second page. And of course it gets necro'd as well.

L/A

This story is pretty ridiculous in itself (AO3)

Spoiler: Summary

Jaune Arc is having sexual urges to do his sister, his mom, his aunt, and his grandmother. He goes to Neopolitan (in RWBY, can make illusions to disguise herself), a prostitute and shows her pictures of the above four so Neo can transform into them so that Jaune release his urges. They go to a hotel room, but Neo has to leave for a bit. Quite conveniently for the plot, all four ladies happen to go into the same hotel and the same room Jaune was waiting in one-by-one and have sex with him. Neo returns from her errand and they all have sex together.

hmason wasn't lying about how ridiculous some of these descriptions are:

Spoiler: sample of the NSFW text

The aunt apparently has an I-cup size:



Apparently all of these girls have H-cup or greater:


The legendary 14-incher:

I know it's smut and it's not supposed to be realistic, but all 4 having at minimum H-cups, including the grandma? I had never even heard of H-cups before I skimmed this, this is getting ridiculous...

 

[Paper Machete]

I wish they'd tag with "hermaphrodite". It's not real and it's not an actual medical condition (that I'm aware of?) because real hermaphroditism isn't really possible. So just saying you're going to treat it as a thing that exists for the sake of whatever weird porn you want to write would be better than tagging it as "intersex". It's a nitpick I shouldn't have because I don't read this shit and in the grand scheme of things Ao3 tagging conventions don't matter to the world at large. But DSDs are so misunderstood and misused in fiction and discourse that it's very annoying.

 

[Chandelier]

Never thought I'd see a fic based on drag queens, but there really is a first for everything. Hope you like goth clown makeup.

Spoiler

> Clicks across the waxy linoleum floor with the striding click of his cane
The floor is made of floor
> His fifth cup of coffee of the day
Over 16 hours? That's amateur. You'd think he'd be chugging back Monster energy drinks at that rate - after they plopped out of Viktor's vag, that is.

> Nosy curiosity
Why not just write nosiness? At first, I thought the prose was a bit purple-prosy and dragged it on longer than it needed to be, but it's fine so far. It's better than most fics I've read.

You're about to enter a world of vamps, tramps, and neon lamps. Better butter up that ass, boy.

*At the end of the tunnel
I like the set up of the environment. It does make you feel like you're there.

Bisou-bisou is just 'kiss-kiss', and is the author's way of sounding sophisticated. I'm not surprised to see a Vastaya drag queen/troon, as there was one in the show. The question is whether that's an actual woman or a gigahon with fox ears.
> He can't help but simmer with unwanted jealousy
Unlike other people, Vastaya can knock you on your ass. Hope you don't have a glass jaw, Jayce.


She means it, btw. Jayce will be eating his own teeth if he isn't careful. Where was this lady during that one fic where Jayce beat up that sweet prostitute that was servicing Viktor? Justice for Tito!

Salo is the one who hosts all these parties; guaranteed you will see some wild shit in his mansions. It's just far more private and exclusive vs Zaun.

I do like the set up of the cabaret club, though. It feels very alive and personable. I'll hold my full judgement until the drag queens and eventual smut comes up.

Is that a Brokeback Mountain reference, by any chance?

In which we begin flirting.

Liquid courage, friend. This is where they begin to admit they have feelings for each other, and it builds up until they eventually fuck - somewhere.

> Intestines coil up with wicked thorns of envy
All from the THOUGHT of Viktor speaking with someone else? Talk about possessive. He's a human, not a pet. You don't own him.
> The puncture wounds of jealousy
Jealousy and envy are not the same. Jealousy means you're afraid of losing something or someone to another force; envy is when you covet what someone else has. There's a reason why the latter is a sin. Jayce covets Viktor and his person, which is worse than him being jealous. Jayce is an envious man and it shows.

I do like the dialogue here. It flows well and it doesn't sound awkward and out of place. The setting fits and you do feel as if you're in the space with them, which often does not happen in fics like these. Gotta take the wins when you can.


Uh oh, looks like we're getting a kissing scene!

Ah, that's a shame. Now we enter the true plot: the drag queen scene. Jayce at this point still hasn't figured out it's a burlesque club and that music is only one part of the appeal.
> Stocking smooth calf
Is that a reference to National Lampoon? Is there a lamp made out of that leg?

The scarlet jeweled evening gowns remind me of Jessica Rabbit, but the 'gothic clown makeup' is a clear reference to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. The problem is, the themes clash; this is a burlesque club of reds and magentas, and sporting gothic clown makeup makes you look like a serial killer in a red dress. It's leaning towards 'American Horror Story: Freakshow' than Dita von Teese. Drag queens usually have a theme that matches or complements the other, but this isn't it. Now that's all I can think about.

Here is where the forced feminization comes in: Cait tells Jayce he would 'look so pretty as a girl' and wants to put him in a dress and make him wear makeup, even when he'd look horrible in a dress. He'd be the textbook definition of AGP. It's not about being 'scared' of men in dresses - the issue is you force-feminizing him. That's fucked up. You're not 'cracking eggs', you're a groomer.

> He's as red as roses coaxing open to the artificial neon lights
I liked this line. Better than gothic clown makeup.

Why was he jealous at all? He's not fucking these people - unless he assumed he was. Look at that, your best friend thinks you're a slut. What a gentleman!
> His gorgeous face is steeped in glorious embers of red
I liked this line, too.

He cried, you crewed, we all crode

For a fic based on burlesque and drag queens, there sure weren't a lot of drag queens. Yeah they teased Jayce and made Viktor blush like a tomato, but I would have figured they would have been a larger focus. I guess the gothic clown makeup really did them in.

> You can't be that bad
He has a bum leg, Jayce. He literally cannot dance as well as you. Talk about tone deaf.

> Holding the small of Viktor's back with the entirety of his palm
Let me guess. There's going to be the 'his waist was so small his fingers met in the middle' bullshit.
> Hairline fracture in his tight muscles
You mean 'tear'. Hairline fractures are for bones.
> A sunrise gleaming with potent energy and endless potential rises
Redundant. "A sunrise gleaming with potent energy and endless potential" is fine.

That's twice he's fallen into Jayce's beating heart, and twice that his heart is beating against his back.
> Heart first
You mean head first? Though I suppose given the context 'heart first' suits just as well.

Who knew that men who took care of themselves were drag queens in disguise? What's that about breaking gender roles and not giving a damn about who wears makeup? They are very determined to 'crack Jayce's egg' and show he's trans, too, just as Viktor is. And no, Jayce would NOT look good in makeup. His jaw is too square and he'd just look like a shitshow.

> Jayce doesn't know much about Shimmer
He should, because he's a Councilor. It's not just a recreational drug - it's used by Silco as a major source of profit. Practically everyone knows what Shimmer is by then. They just want to pretend it isn't an issue. This is a major oversight by the author.

Spoiler: she's actually awake and gives them a stern talking to.


If they're going to fuck in his bedroom with Jayce's mother awake that's going to be a helluva flex. Imagine waking up after a thunderstorm just to hear your son go to town on another man.

Uh, buddy. You just went to a drag cabaret.



It took me a moment to realize this fic was rated 'G', and that the author actually does have an E rated fic that is longer than this one. Viktor also is a man in this, shocker.


> Makes Jayce want to cry
Why? Also, there's fanart done of them doing this and it's rather domestic, but why the tears?

Very poignant. Too bad the second sentence sounds like something Bella Swan would say.

Also note the reference to the end of S2 there. He'll rebuild life just so he can spend infinity with him again. How cute.

> Whispers for help even through the howling winds of his heart
I like this line.

Both good lines there. I must admit, the non-sexual intimacy of this was very good. I was taken surprise by this; I legit thought it was going to be nothing but drag queens, but here we are.

> Rhythm of violins eroding them like fallen pebbles in the rushing stream of the symphony
This may sound pretty but it doesn't make a lick sense. You're comparing pebbles rushing in a stream to violins in an orchestra. They're two conflicting metaphors.

In the walk-in fridge? You're lucky someone didn't close it on you. Now, as for this fic being a horror...I posted it because I legit thought there'd be more gender fuckery, but I was legitimately taken by surprise. The writing and characterization is solid, and, aside from the goth clown makeup, probably doesn't deserve its spot here. However, the author DOES have one where Viktor is trans, is rated Explicit, and is 15k words - for that one, I'll just discuss the smut. Some of these just burn me out. This one surprised me.

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OK, time for some actual drama. A transphobe gets a good whackin', transphobia gets a heckin beating, and t-dicks get used.

Spoiler: Beating some transphobes

Leave it to women bearing the brunt of punishment for 'transphobia', because they are easy targets. A True and Honest Woman made a transwoman feel bad, and has to suffer the consequences because we don't like TERFs around here.

They always talk a big game on their blogs and social media, but when push comes to shove, these 400 lb heifers won't do shit. All it takes is one shove to knock them the fuck out or watch as Big Man Tyrone wonders why this 5'0 pooner is calling him a nigger (as that one did in that car dealership).

I wonder if this author knows that even the way Jayce speaks outs him as female. Stop parsing things as questions all the time and you might pass as male better.

Look at that: Viktor, ever the gentleman, whacks a transphobic man across the shin because Jayce, the True and Honest Man, can't do it himself. How come Jayce didn't raise his voice and start a fight, eh? How come it's always an AMAB's job to fix their problems for them?
> She's trans and at least in the Undercity we're not so backwards to discredit anyone based on being 'trans enough'
Let me guess: that uwu trans girl is a full foot taller than the other women, and has a Stanley cup ready to smash over TERF heads. They love portraying them as victims when they are always the ones attacking women. One even tried to bite out a girl's eye at a school bus stop.

> There was a bit of heat that curled in his stomach at the image of Viktor being protective
You always need an actual man to solve your problems, lmao. How pathetic.
> He did harbor a bit of pride at how his body had shaped from the mixture of testosterone and working at the forge
It's not going to give you a male physique, muscles, twitch-muscle fibres or a male skeleton. You are going to have to looksmaxx with filters, lil pooner.

> I figured you'd be okay with me being trans
He already knows you are trans - he knocked a guy over to protect your honour, remember?
> You don't make me uncomfortable. I was kind of...hoping you'd react positively
If you want to pass as male, stop talking as if you're afraid of offending other people. He should just say what he means and get on with it.

> Noted the moment it heated which lined up directly with his waist
This sentence doesn't make sense.
> Viktor retraced his gaze and Jayce the curious quirk of his partner's eyebrow
Neither does this one.
> Thank you for sharing this part of yourself with me
What part? His zippertit scars? He hasn't shown you his 't-dick' yet.
> He felt the hardness of his cock
It's barely four inches. What fucking hardness? A stick of Five Gum is larger than you are.

Of course he has to read essays and books on gender. We have to deprogram some of those nasty assumptions like genitalia being connected to sex. You have to learn what language to use so pooner Jayce won't spiral and threaten suicide. Better be careful, though: if he decides to go through the rope, he might bring down the ceiling.

> So you're a gentleman and a scholar?
...Yes? Are you shocked that he bothered to learn all these things about trans people (but not the SRS side, I'm sure even Nuigi and her parasite dick would convince Viktor of the error of his ways)?

Oh yes, we're about to get a lecture on what terms Jayce wants used, both for himself and for his genitalia. To no one's shock, don't you dare use 'vagina' because that will just make him completely upset.

So, all mentions of female genitalia trigger him, but male genitalia does not, because that is the 'default' for him. How big is said cock, you might ask? You'll never guess.
> Would just 'hole' work for you?
Which can mean anything. Women have four. Somehow I doubt Jayce would enjoy being called a 'bonus hole boy'. BTW, that stuttering also outs Jayce as female. Have him speak in complete sentences if you want him to be seen as male. He sounds worse than Simple Jack, ffs.

> From the last past
Last past what?

Here comes some gaslighting on what trans men look like.

So, the arrow-shaped, or upside down triangle shape, is true for men. But with transmen, they are must like muscular pears, because there is no getting rid of those female hips despite all the hatred about being 'feminized'. Men have narrow waists, sure, but those hips are going to be wider. He can't hide that Q-angle or the position of his knees or elbows.
> That Jayce wasn't sure as to the cause of as he leaned past so he could kiss his temple
This is one messy sentence.
> Hiding part of his face that burned with excited anticipation
Redundant.
> ...taking a step forward in intimate curiosity
This is not written well. What are you trying to convey here?

As is expected, Jayce's nipples are fried from top surgery; that is, the nerves near the areolas are non-functioning or are 'shortening out'. Think of a short-circuiting transformer. You took out that breast tissue and rearranged the nipples for a more masculine look, and that involve cutting out the nerves. This leads to their 'sad' nipple appearance and them being in the wrong position.
> Look of his long cock
I am surprised we have big dick Viktor here.

> I'm different
Indeed. You are female.

Here comes the big surprise: Jayce is a whopping three inches long, and is half an inch thick. The Hispanic Hog is no more - that is what he is going to penetrate Viktor with. There will be no deepthroating, but an attempt to convince Jayce that he is indeed choking Viktor with his cock when he would have better luck sticking a freeze pop down his throat.

What is there to ride? There's only three inches for you to work with!
> I'm not entering your hole tonight
Which one?

Yes, they are doing some frottage, which is only possible with two actual penises. Viktor has to grab - read: pinch - Jayce's roid clit just to rub it against his. How pathetic.

What's there to throb in three inches? Hoo boy, can't wait to read that penetration action in Chapter 2. I'm sure it'll be a real doozy.

This author also has a large multi-chapter fic where Viktor is a merman, where he has a cloaca, and if the writing is as bad here as it is there, I might have to give that one a whirl in the future. For now, have some heckin' gender euphoria for our Wee Mexican Mutt.

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I should jump on the "fanfic inspired by Manacled" bandwagon and just write Manacled better, lol

You should! Just to subtly spite the author.

This reminded me of a comical comment on a RWBY smut fic on AO3.

There are always those who whiteknight the author who has no need to be whiteknighted, as the original user said nothing inflammatory. This happens quite often in AO3 comment sections. In capyshota's fic - the very popular one - someone had said that machine oil is not anal lube (which it is not). This was a statement, not an attack on the author, and yet there were multiple people who called that user a bitch and to 'shut the fuck up' along with copious amounts of snark. It's nice to see people give lip back and for the author to not give a shit and roll with it. Some authors are very trigger happy with the block button and running to mods so politeness is usually the norm, but sometimes it's not worth it being nice.

I wish they'd tag with "hermaphrodite". It's not real and it's not an actual medical condition (that I'm aware of?) because real hermaphroditism isn't really possible. So just saying you're going to treat it as a thing that exists for the sake of whatever weird porn you want to write would be better than tagging it as "intersex". It's a nitpick I shouldn't have because I don't read this shit and in the grand scheme of things Ao3 tagging conventions don't matter to the world at large. But DSDs are so misunderstood and misused in fiction and discourse that it's very annoying.

I think it's because they think it's more offensive to troons than anything else. I have only seen two authors use 'cloaca', which I can believe, and one was for a merman fic - where you can play with said anatomy - and another was an ABO fic. Intersex is predominately used in the latter, and you WOULD think that People of Gender would know what DSDs are, but they don't. It remains the only genetic condition you can sexualize and people will defend their right to do it.

 

[st_fujin]

I wonder how many "your fanfic was so awesome, I'd love it if you would pay me to draw ut ss a comic" generic spam reviews people get with guest reviews enabled vs only allowing registered users to review? Fanfiction.net is nearly all commission spam, but I get it far lessof that from AO3 users. I also hate the need to add 100+ tags to a fic to get it noticed, because being in a fandom category is not enough. Let alone how much of it is nasty porn- they aren't fans, I bet they rarely indulge in even the official media, they just want to cut out time making characters because original characters are extra work.

 

[Thiletonomics]

The 2nd highest word count Haikyuu! fanfic is an Omegaverse one with 1.5 million words and 124 chapters:



Link / Archive

Since the fic was originally posted in March 2024, and completed on July 2024, surely the writer must have written most of the parts ahead of time before posting it, right? I don't think it's physically possible for someone to write 1.5 million words and 124 chapters in only 4 months without heavy AI assistance.

 

[Chandelier]

While this fic doesn't have drag queens in gothic clown makeup, it does have spurned lovers at a bar and enough food metaphors to summon Gordon Ramsay.

Spoiler

Nice, we start off with a quotation that has no period.
> Hah Hah sure
If the dialogue is going to be like this the whole time, I already know how shit it's going to be.
> Hunched posture
Nice, Jayce has the gamer look right off the bat.
> A viscous
Just like 'definitely' being spelled 'defiantly', I don't think these people know the difference between 'vicious' and 'viscous'. The latter refers to the thickness of a liquid.
> The smooth burn of a very dark spirit will be just the right medicine
Depends. Alcohol can make migraines and headaches worse, especially if it's wine.
> Far too many stares at the man with a hunched spine and Talis colored crutch
> Most of them hardly acknowledged his presence
Which is it? Did they acknowledge him to stare, or did they ignore him? Pick one.

Speakezee is the name of an app. She means 'speakeasy'.

The bar is by far the best thing about this fic. You're going to wish they stayed here vs the sex session these two are going to get into.

> Like a teenage boy with his class crush
Which later devolves into him acting like a shitbull when Viktor's ex comes in.


> He swallows a burning sip
> He takes a small sip
Here is where 'another' or 'again' would help.
> We didn't see each other for long
> We only saw one another a few times
This did not need to be said twice.
> Jayce's throat tightens and his voice comes out far more strained than he would have liked
Look at that. He's already getting jealous like a bitch boy.
> Did they go on real dates here?
He already told you he knew him for a little bit, and that he introduced Viktor to the bar. Are you dumb?

> The taste of campfire washes over his tongue, followed by a woody-sweetness
The drink was originally described as having a molasses-like consistency, and smelled like a forest after rain. Now it tastes like a campfire. I suppose it ties in with the 'char' scent. Who knew it changed like a Pokemon.

> Well we are, of course
That's not what he asked. He asked WHO owns the bar. The answer should be, 'well, we do'. He didn't ask what you were.

> He's looking at Viktor like he's a meal, something to be consumed like a carcass picked clean and left behind
So...consumed like an already consumed corpse? That doesn't make sense.

Jayce is seething because that white pussy is for the Hispanic Hog, dammit!

> He has no real reason to be upset
But he does, because he doesn't like someone encroaching on his territory. It's OK for Jayce to act like a shitbull because he's just such a nice guy and he's defending his property. All for pooner pussy, to boot. He's going to fight a 6'4 man for it - one who looks oddly like himself.

> What an unflattering name
Indeed, sounds like he can be a king of Poland.
> Sick that Viktor would settle for a jackass like this
You don't even know the guy. You're acting like a territorial prick all because you want that pooner pussy. And, shocker - Viktor is turned on by all of this.

Jayce is snarky and 'just plain rude' and acts like a dog who had his favourite toy taken away...but Viktor is still turned on, because it's a display of mate guarding and appeals to his baser feminine instincts. Pooners love it when Chad Thundercock protects their honour so they can get bred like a sow.

> You are not my keeper. I can speak to whomever I like
Despite him saying this, and having a right to be offended, Viktor just takes it all back because he loves that display. Women love it when men fight over them.
> Freezing cold envy
> Jealousy
These aren't the same.


"You are not my keeper and I can speak to whomever I liked...but HOLY FUCK was that HOT and you made my pussy wet BREED ME NOW." Of course he's going to take advantage of it. That belly bulge tag isn't there for nothing.

And here begins the smut. Jayce finally embraces his inner animal and you get more meat metaphors.

The pooner longs for a masculine man to protect his property (herself), make her feel loved and secure, and most importantly, fuck her into the mattress to make her remember what her true sex and position is. It all boils down to that simple fact.

> The thought of marking him as territory is turning him on far more than he would have initially thought it would
Redundant. And very stereotypical.
> Scalding breaths burn
Redundant.
> Sinks in like a rare steak
> Raw flesh between sharp teeth
Pick one.
> Savoring the taste of copper and the roll of eyes into the skull as blood flow to the brain diminishes
You need an artery for that.
> Rich iron dulling the sickeningly savoury taste of marrow
Bone marrow is only 'slightly sweet'.

> Like a meat animal
Yes, this retard actually wrote that. 'Meat animal'. Do you mean livestock, you dumb bitch?
> He would tear Viktor apart limb by limb
But he's doing it ~lovingly~ even when he resembles Ramsay Bolton or Hannibal Lecter.
> His dick twitching in interest at the sudden exposure
That's nothing compared to the Hispanic Hog. Comparing a pen cap to a zucchini.

Ahhh there's the Rapunzel pubes! I'm surprised Jayce can even find his 'cock' inside that jungle of pubic hair. I'm also surprised he doesn't need a toothpick or tweezers to get the hair out of his teeth.
> Leaving nothing but glimmering scleras and pulsing veins in their wake to glimmer in the dim light
They glimmer twice.

> He's far too kind for that
> It seems that jealousy can free something imprisoned behind his ribcage
These are two contradictory statements, I hope you realize that. Not to mention Jayce also had half a mind to snap the other guy's neck like he's a chicken.
> Lapping and tasting and savoring like Viktor is the finest dining
Who knew Viktor's Vagina was like a Michelin restaurant? Where's Gordon Ramsay to scream IT'S RAAAAAAAAAAW!?
> Paired with the most expensive bottle of wine he could get
Ladies, have you ever had your vagina compared to a bottle of wine? Well get ready, Viktor's about to have something the size of one shoved inside it.
> Beneath the foreskin
The clitoral hood isn't foreskin.

> outrageously huge
Of course. There is never a Trans Viktor fic where Jayce is a normal size. He is always 'monstrous', 'outrageous', packing some hefty man meat a German would love to sell at his market. So big an abeula could fill an entire tray of tacos if she filleted and diced that man meat. So thick he could plug up the US-Mexico border.

Or you can just assume he's the classic 10-12'', because this is the Hispanic Hog here.

So, he bumps into his cervix with that murder meat and everything is OK, and we have the classic belly bulge. First, she writes it as a 'slightest shifting', before saying he is 'too big' and is 'making room in his guts'. Pick one. If he's that fucking massive where he's bigger than a goddamn infant, stick to it.
> Viktor has never felt so full in his entire life. Truly stuffed to the brim
Like a Thanksgiving turkey. Like a hog stuffed with an apple. Insert 'meat animal' stuffed with the delicacies of your choice.
> Never in his existence did he think that he would have somebody so perfecly designed to fit into his shape so seamlessly
Wow, it's almost as if the vagina was made for that purpose. Almost as if you have complementary genitalia. Aside from the guts rearranging, that is.

Oh, so he sounds like Velveeta cheese put into some macaroni. Nice.
> The bulge in his belly throbs with each scalding spurt, shifting the skin to make room for the load
I don't think pooners know how much sperm an actual man produces, because this is hentai shit. He ejaculates like a horse, to the point where there is so much of it it fills Viktor's uterus like he's a water balloon. This is all I can think about: a hose, spewing water into a limp balloon. Meanwhile, in real life, it's barely a teaspoon.

And that's that. That's the smut. Big dick goes in tiny vagina, ejaculates so much he becomes the strudel Hans Landa eats, and he's done. Isn't that so sweet?

And no one needs to head to the ER after being beat with that murder meat. His vag got tenderized but hey, aged out wine always tastes better, eh? Eh!

How sweet. This author also has another, longer fic and plans to write one for the Big Bang competition, a bingo card of challenges an author takes for their pairing of choice (this was big with the Stucky pairing back in the day). We'll see if there are more wine metaphors for Viktor's vagina or if Jayce's Mexican murder meat gets his enchilada again.

One more thing: note how Jayce, the mixed race man, always has the bigger penis. It's like these white girls believe, or have an obsession with, darker skinned men having larger penises. Something to note for the future.

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You ready for the mile-high club? Well the pilot here is the one taking the dive - and it magically doesn't turn into a Mayday episode. A real line from this fic is, 'blowjob from a demigod' and, infamously, a vagina 'drooling like a dog.' Archive here, solely because of that dog comment.

Spoiler: Mile high dog drool

First, let's address the trigger warnings.

Oh, excellent! So glad they are married! Whatever would we think otherwise? And erection for a roid clit? Psssh. You don't have enough material for that, girl. Now, onto the mile-high crashout.

We learn that 1. They are currently in South Africa, speaking the language of Boers, and work for the Virgin airline (eat SOME of the rich, okay?) and fly Boeing - the same company that has had a problem recently with engine parts falling out of the sky and whistleblowers dying in mysterious circumstances, and we have a billionaire who also has a fascination with sending rich people to space (yet isn't as hated as Elon Musk). Eat the rich...but let's ride their planes, first!

And 2, Jayce, the flight attendant, speaks 10 languages, and none of them are Zulu. My man is speaking the white man's tongue without a hint of irony.


> They did things Viktor could not dream of, with months of training and recurrences just as rigorous as his own
They don't need over 500 hours of flight time and do not have their asses hounded by the NTSB when shit goes wrong. Rigorous, sure. Equal? No.
> Twenty five years, give or take
So Viktor is 44 in this, taking on the Asmongold look, and probably resembles more like Buck Angel than what he looks like young. Keep that in mind when things get spicy.

This is where the author really loses it with me. Cape Town is ranked 16th in terms of the most violent cities in the world, and its murder rate is 64 per 100,000 people. There is no doubt in my mind Cait bought one of the more expensive condos, in a cordoned off area, rather than the main city where shit is bad. The author clearly did not do her research on this - she did more for flight lingo.

> His skin look as dark as caramel
These authors really have an obsession making Jayce as dark as possible, a perfect contrast to their porcelain white pooner. Think of it as a BBC obsession, but lighter.
> Contreau
That is a very deep, honey-orange alcohol. Jayce's eyes are, at best, hazel. They are nowhere close to orange.
> Not to keep looking at that large, slicked up cock. Thick and with the shine of a piercing through its head
Yes, Jayce has a cock piercing. Gotta top off that 10-12'' somehow.
> He looks like a model, some Adonis
Were this your basic M/F fic people would be pointing out that this is cringe. But since it's a trans fic, you can be as open with your (female) lust as you want. Who doesn't want a sexy flight attendant with big muscles and a cock piercing?

> I am twice your age
And he squirts like a water fountain, despite all those years of T. Fascinating, no?
> Rubbing a large thumb
If I see 'his thumbs met in the middle' or the 'his hands were so large they encompassed his waist' I am going to eat a brick.

> Gorgeous muscular Jayce with his pierced cock
Yes, we know you're turned on and that you can never have a man like him. A Person of Gender can dream, can't they?
> Jayce with his big hands wrapping around Viktor's hips so widely that he's stretching his cheeks apart
I'm still gonna see the waist thing, aren't I?
> Fluffy hint of hair pinned under the fabric
Yes, Viktor still has Rapunzel pubes, but they're ~silver~. He's near silver fox status!
> Jayce's nose brushes
> Jayce rubs his nose in
He was already rubbing his nose in.

Why did you need to spit, when you were already licking at his underwear and he was 'coated in slick'? It's a useless endeavour.
> Jayce's hands *are a hard grounding grip
> Sunset eyes
His eyes are not orange. Stop it.
> When was the last time someone ate out your little pussy, Captain?
Around 9/11, why?
> Teasing his hole
Don't use 'squirting or vaginal ejaculation' as a tag, then.

> The seam of his lips
It's not cringe when we do it.
> Utter delight to see the mess of grey curls piled above Viktor's erection
1. He still has Tarzan pubes at the age of 44, and 2. That's not an erection.
> such a delicious cock. I want to take a bite
You'd have better luck biting into a chicken drumstick.
> Stiff crown of Viktor's swollen clit
Huh, guess it isn't an erection or 'delicious cock' anymore.
> Like the man is some kind of porn star
Rather revealing, isn't it? And yes, he IS acting like one.
> Like licking and tonguing under the mature hood
Odd to describe the clitoral hood of a 44-year-old like that. Do you mean 'mature' like dried meat? Like a fine wine?
> The visual of fellatio
You might as well imagine it, because those 2 inches of what you call an 'erection' is nowhere near as satisfying as you make it out to be.
> A blow-job from a demi-god.
I was not kidding about this being a real line.
> Head from a hedonist
He has to be, given that you think that roid clit is a penis.
> Biting gently on his labia
Ouch.

> Sucking you off, prepping your wet hole?
He could be talking about changing a tire and I wouldn't know he was being sexual. It just doesn't sound serious. What are you sucking off, for one?
> Slurping up the rivulets of orgasm
Every time I read this, I think someone is slurping up a noodle. It just irks me something fierce, man. Why you gotta be so loud?
> Creamy cunt
Is that a new flavour of donut? Since you got a big hole in it and everything.

> Breaching Viktor's tight hole by the inch. Viktor can feel the round nubs of Jayce's cock piercing rub as they slide in
Hope they don't snag on anything.
> Jayce was right - he barely fits
He was just leaking like a faucet not ten seconds ago.
> You're so tight, you really need someone to stretch you out more often. Someone needs to service your messy pussy.
Jayce is dirty-talking here, but God is this dirty talk bad. This was beta-read by TWO people, who are also smut authors, and one of them was none other than Rekki, the one who wrote that fic while stuck in Vancouver, and is MGCraig and capyshota's beta. Big clique here. They must have a Discord.
>The smallest little fucks making sucking sounds and he groans
I guess he's not that tight and seems to be well-prepared, actually. It's like banging a finger puppet.
> Fuck, you need me. Bet I could make you squirt.
He already did.
> It's the girth stretching him wide open
Like he's a rotisserie chicken.

> Pussy so tight like a vice
Yeah, and he could barely get the head in.
> Pale as fucking milk. Just as sweet. Just as delicious
Yeah, we know you love your white men. White pride, worldwide. No niggers in slash!
> Fuck, it's good, like I belong in here. Like you've been waiting for a young stud to breed and use you all along
Pooners and their need to be bred by well-hung men. Name a better duo.
> His body does gape with the empty hole Jayce has left in him
Jayce really is out here with DK mode hands.

> The difference in size between them is breathtaking
No shit. The uwu smol pooner has to be hilariously tiny compared to the brown skinned male. It's a cliche at this point.
> I'm gonna breed you like the cock-slut you are
It's funny to see how this dialogue works against a woman vs a transman: it'd be seen as demeaning for the former, sexy for the latter as they occupy that grey area of 'not man' and 'not woman'. Plus, he already stated he was going to breed him like a stud horse.

> All the way home
9000 miles of dicking, nice.
> Fucking deep into Viktor's hole
Which one?
> Obedient slut, so desperate for me, so desperate to get fucked senseless, aren't you?
I don't think your little breeding sow would appreciate getting 'bred' by somebody else. You might go full penis nigger.
> Squeezing and massaging the slippery shape of his little cock
'Little' indeed. It's not even the size of his dorsal head.
> Jayce spits onto the pucker of Viktor's ass, and rubs (his)thumb onto the hole
Wow I love it when People of Gender want to use hole for both anus and vagina so you're left confused on which one is getting licked and/or penetrated. All because they're so fucking scared of the word 'vagina'.

> I should have fucked your pretty ass all along
> Are you shoving little bottles of shampoo up into yourself out of desperation
They're going to get stuck and that 12'' piece of murder meat isn't going to be able to scoop them out. Leave it to a pooner pilot to shove shampoo bottles up their ass.
> Tell me you want me to breed your greedy pussy
"Yeah, breed me like I'm a fucking horse. Fill me up like I'm a fucking gas station pump and you're a tanker truck."

This is the third or fourth time he's spoken about breeding him.
> Viktor's hole gapes
...which one?
> Sexy fucking pussy
Cool, now stop fucking comparing it to an animal that needs to be bred.
> Wraps his enormous hot hands around his waist, encircling him entirely
YES, IT IS THIS FUCKING CLICHE AGAIN. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DOES THIS NEED TO BE WRITTEN. GET. ANOTHER. FUCKING. LINE.

> Jayce's tongue fucks his holes
Hot. Hope he uses some mouthwash after that.
> Sucking on his clit like a babe at a tit
That's weird, yo.

> Into Viktor's open hole
WHICH ONE?!
> Pushes his hole against Jayce's nose
Which. Fucking. One.
> Eager to lick and slurp and savour
> Licking up to his ass and rimming him with sordid moans
Oh, so now you specify which hole it is.
> My little slut, even with my tongue up your cunt you want more cock
It's technically up his ass, so...

> I'm gonna fuck your tight pussy until you can take me on the first try
There's always his asshole if you get bored.
> Before nosing at Viktor's ass again and spitting on the hole
> The droplets before spitting on his hole another time
Gross. Why does he need to tongue his own spit when he was rimming him earlier? Lazy bones.
> Your cunt drooling like a dog just from smelling my cologne
This is a real line. A real line two other people approved. What the fuck was this dumb bitch thinking.
> Jayce bites gently around his swollen clit and sucks it
Ouch.
> Again and again until he's milked Jayce Talis dry
I can't take this smut seriously, not with these fucking terrible lines. It's so bad it can't even be considered campy. I literally spent half an hour stewing over these lines and wondering how two smut beta-readers could approve this.

> Viktor's hole clenches helplessly
Which one?
> He stuffs those fingers in his mouth
The ones in his vagina, or the ones in his ass? He better brush his teeth after that.

> I can't believe I came twice!
He has an amazing refractory period, because the Hispanic Hog is not human. 30,000 feet really does something to you.

> Well I know the things that cock can do
Breed you like a horse?
> Virgin Atlantic, a bit of false advertising
You're still working for a billionaire. Maybe if the Boeing engine catches on fire Viktor's squirt can put it out.

I spent longer than I needed to on this, solely because that dog drool line took me by the wayside. This author actually wrote a good merman smut, so it was surprising to see her pull utter bullshit like this. Her beta-readers were Rekki - whose works I covered before - the beta reader for MGCraig and others, and bunnypoem, who wrote a very long smut fic (where Jayce and Viktor are male) that I plan to read. They read this, saw that dog drool line - and the breeding line, and the cock slut line - and decided, 'hey, that's really hot, you should post it!'

No. That's not fucking hot, that is astoundingly retarded. I cannot fathom why she thought that was a good idea to write. It is absurd to the point you wonder how it even came to someone's head. No, DO NOT COMPARE THE VAGINA TO A DROOLING DOG. Dogs don't even drool that much UNLESS THEY ARE A ST. BERNARD OR HAVE RABIES. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. YES I AM YELLING. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ.

Since the fic was originally posted in March 2024, and completed on July 2024, surely the writer must have written most of the parts ahead of time before posting it, right? I don't think it's physically possible for someone to write 1.5 million words and 124 chapters in only 4 months without heavy AI assistance.

There was a fic called 'Beneath' that was a Jane/Loki fic that was 1.2 million words back in 2016. The author wasted so much time with useless backstory it was a wonder why people even slogged through it. I have no idea what wordcount it's at now, but it was an utter bore back then.

It probably was written beforehand and then posted, but 1 million words is a lot of work. Someone had a LOT of time on their hands.

 

[Gorillion others]

Has AO3 changed their privacy policy?

EDIT: I just posted a story on AO3, and I noticed that the tag count seems to have been truncated.

 

[Chandelier]

Has AO3 changed their privacy policy?

EDIT: I just posted a story on AO3, and I noticed that the tag count seems to have been truncated.

That's an old policy because someone wrote a Scum Villain Society fic that had around 500 tags, IIRC. It was so bad it crashed pages and people begged mods to change it. Unless they changed it again. They did indeed change their privacy policy.

 

[Petrusha the White]

That's an old policy because someone wrote a Scum Villain Society fif that had around 500 tags, IIRC. It was so bad it crashed pages and people begged mods to change it. Unless they changed it again. They did indeed change their privacy policy.

Knew about the tag limit, don't think they changed it again recently, just wasn't aware of what prompted them to put a limit in the first place. 500 tags?! That's insane. Did the author keep updating that fic? Pre-tag limit fics with too many tags were actually allowed to keep all of the tags (at least immediately after the limit was introduced) as long as they weren't updated again. Making any kind of edit/change to the fic, including posting a new chapter, would require the author to delete extraneous tags, but as far as I'm aware AO3 never auto-deleted any tags. (I know of at least one fic where the huge tag list was part of a joke and the author orphaned the fic after the tag limit was introduced rather than try to pare down the tag list when posting a new chapter. Shame, really, I would have liked to see that fic be completed.)