Lolcow Matthew Moulton / Onideus Mad Hatter - Diaperfur Humiliation Fetishist Who Thinks He's a Master Troll

[Matthew Moulton]

Well if you really must know...

https://govinfo.library.unt.edu/whccc/

2004 edition I believe. I made all these fun little touch screen kiosk Flash applications for them.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Well if you really must know...

https://govinfo.library.unt.edu/whccc/

2004 edition I believe. I made all these fun little touch screen kiosk Flash applications for them.

Prove it.

Show me some proof.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Uh... it's all over the place you idiot!

DURR DURR DURR...

Look in the background numbnuts. Look familiar?

And again, look in the background of the first photo...

https://govinfo.library.unt.edu/whccc/wednsnewsltr.pdf

Oooh, touch screen kiosks... nifty! : D

 

[A Hot Potato]

Uh... it's all over the place you idiot!

DURR DURR DURR...

Look in the background numbnuts. Look familiar?

Aren't you a master with photoshop?

You just shopped yourself in probably.

That, or someone in a random photo happens to look like you.

Faggot.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

...uh, I'm not in the photo you stupid moron. My WORK is in the photo... in the background.

Why the fuck would I be there? I made SOFTWARE for them, I wasn't a presenter. DURR DURR DURR

I didn't do the print outs though, some other outfit handled that.

And how the fuck do you think I photoshopped materials into a GOVERNMENT SERVER, Numbnuts? How tha'fuck r-tarded are you?

 

[unclestryker]

Well, thankfully my client list doesn't require your belief in order to actually exist, so you can just go right on ahead and shovel up any personal delusion you like, Tatertits.

Mmmm, I guess I can share this one, cause it's like super old and you won't be able to tell what it's from (and even if you could it wouldn't matter)...

Your website is looks like something of a geocities site. I have seen better websites even back then. If I payed you design website...wait a sec I wouldn't that's fucking stupid.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Your website is looks like something of a geocities site. I have seen better websites even back then. If I payed you design website...wait a sec I wouldn't that's fucking stupid.

That's from like 2004 you fumbling dickwit. Also, "seen better" doesn't matter, because client work has nothing to do with what you, I, or anyone else wants... it's what the CLIENT wants... and clients don't always have the best design sense. You can offer suggestions, examples and such, but ultimately "the customer/client is always right"... even when they're wrong.

...you of course have never done any contract work, which is why you're completely unfamiliar with such things.

I doubt you've ever even heard the classic, "Can you make the logo bigger?"

 

[Quack]

The only person I've ever regretted giving money to is my sister.

Was this court ordered payment for her therapy? I've seen that as part of a molester's sentence before.

From Google Groups / Usenet:

From: Baby Matthew
Subject: Re: Pampers Size 6
Date: 19 Sep 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Message-ID: <http://www.supernews.com
Newsgroups: alt.fan.dean-stark.diaper-play
X-Complaints-To: news...@supernews.com

Although most people can't, my sister can actually fit into a Pampers 6 very
easily....but she's only 16, weighs 102 pounds, and she's like not even 5 foot.
She wears diapers at night on occasion and is kinda into the ab scene...but I
think it's more of just a passing interest cause she knows I'm an ab and all.
And no I don't have any pictures, she's not into posing for pics or anything,
she just likes to wear em on occasion. Sometimes she comes over to my place
(I've moved into an apartment to be closer to my job and college) and we stay up
late together and watch cartoon movies, eat popcorn, and drink from bottles,
while in our diapers. I'm wearing 24/7 myself. Although sometimes I just wear
cloth training pants. I have a tendency to dribble a lot after using the
bathroom "normally" I'm not sure
why, but I guess it has something to do with wearing the diapers so much. Does
anyone have a similar experience?

 

[unclestryker]

That's from like 2004 you fumbling dickwit. Also, "seen better" doesn't matter, because client work has nothing to do with what you, I, or anyone else wants... it's what the CLIENT wants... and clients don't always have the best design sense. You can offer suggestions, examples and such, but ultimately "the customer/client is always right"... even when they're wrong.

...you of course have never done any contract work, which is why you're completely unfamiliar with such things.

I doubt you've ever even heard the classic, "Can you make the logo bigger?"

So you mean to tell me, that someone looked at that mess and said that's good wow that blows my mind, the color scheme is way off. You could have been honest with them and if they let you from the contract so be it. I wouldn't attach my name to that abortion. Yes I have said no to people. Please tell me you didn't show that to perspective contracts. Work like that can them drive away. So by your own admission your a cuck who wouldn't stand up for himself even when you're dignity of your craft is on the line. Also 2004!? Thought that was in ninety eight.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

I think the phrase you're looking for is "prospective clients", kiddo. It's more than a bit obvious that you're a teenager playing pretend. You don't even know the difference between "your" and "you're" for fuck sake! That and you're completely clueless about... well... everything actually.

But, hey, prove me wrong, let's see your best work kiddo! Come on, show me how it's done! : D

 

[unclestryker]

I think the phrase you're looking for is "prospective clients", kiddo. It's more than a bit obvious that you're a teenager playing pretend. You don't even know the difference between "your" and "you're" for fuck sake! That and you're completely clueless about... well... everything actually.

But, hey, prove me wrong, let's see your best work kiddo! Come on, show me how it's done! : D

When you attack my grammar, you have no argument. You seem triggered.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Was this court ordered payment for her therapy? I've seen that as part of a molester's sentence before.

You do realize my sister's birthday is public record... right?

PROTIP: She wasn't 16 in 1999... nor was she under 5 foot.

Doesn't take much to troll you, does it Fumbles?

Well I'd attack your work, but... oh, right, this is you... not having any. : D

 

[unclestryker]

Well I'd attack your work, but... oh, right, this is you... not having any. : D

I don't put my life out there I like my privacy. Unlike you I don't have a long track of trying to into da cool internet kids club. So let's come down to brass tacks for a sec. What have you contributed in terms of content? Anything? What site would you consider welcomed at? Tbh I have content posted over ed, and lolcow wiki. Stuff that other people posted to bolster they're articles. Used to freak me out at first, but used to it over time. Now I pay it no mind and keep on delivering content I find worth posting. Just so happens that people other enjoy the same things and use what I post and that's fine by me.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

In other words, you have nothing.

If you actually produced anything then you must have material that extends outside of private/personal and even professional life, or material that's old/inconsequential that wouldn't matter anyway.

I mean I've got loads and loads of that stuff...

I mean... come on man, I got like THOUSANDS of these... half-assed little projects, experiments, tests, class projects, prototype designs, etc, etc... and you got... nothin... abso-fuckin-lutely NOTHING?!

Get tha'fuck outta here, you poser class dipshit!

 

[unclestryker]

In other words, you have nothing.

If you actually produced anything then you must have material that extends outside of private/personal and even professional life, or material that's old/inconsequential that wouldn't matter anyway.

I mean I've got loads and loads of that stuff...

I mean... come on man, I got like THOUSANDS of these... half-assed little projects, experiments, tests, class projects, prototype designs, etc, etc... and you got... nothin... abso-fuckin-lutely NOTHING?!

Get tha'fuck outta here, you poser class dipshit!

Once again baby Matthew misses the point. Ok since absolutely clueless to what I am talking about. Ok let me fill you in on what I have been doing as of late. Lately the Greta crew, has worth documenting as of late. Before that it was Brianna wu for a bit, and before that jerry peet. I have work on other lolcows in the past but I can't remember, I am sure others could tell who I documented on here. So again what have you done?

 

[Matthew Moulton]

Oh hey, you just reminded me of something I once made! Check this out...

Seriously dude, I got dozens upon DOZENS of completely unused site designs, code, you fuckin name it... just random unused shit I could post all fuckin day long if I wanted... and you got... nothing. Fuckin... NOTHING!

Durr durr durr...

http://i.imgur.com/5St8j6b.png

http://i.imgur.com/33AH2Og.png

http://i.imgur.com/TqVcE4s.png

http://i.imgur.com/uUvBTYG.png

http://i.imgur.com/wrbgqek.png

I have proverbially CRAPPED OUT shit like this just for random shits and giggles and you got... NOTHING!?

 

[unclestryker]

Oh hey, you just reminded me of something I once made! Check this out...

Seriously dude, I got dozens upon DOZENS of completely unused site designs, code, you fuckin name it... just random unused shit I could post all fuckin day long if I wanted... and you got... nothing. Fuckin... NOTHING!

Durr durr durr...

http://i.imgur.com/5St8j6b.png

http://i.imgur.com/33AH2Og.png

http://i.imgur.com/TqVcE4s.png

http://i.imgur.com/uUvBTYG.png

http://i.imgur.com/wrbgqek.png

I have proverbially CRAPPED OUT shit like this just for random shits and giggles and you got... NOTHING!?

I know nothing of web design I'll tell you that. But I don't come here for that. I come here for posting lolcows. You keep thinking this a competition, it's not. I trying to figure out what's your utility around here. Unless you serve the same purpose as mikemikev. In which I am starting to suspect.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Oh hey, you just reminded me of something I once made! Check this out...

Seriously dude, I got dozens upon DOZENS of completely unused site designs, code, you fuckin name it... just random unused shit I could post all fuckin day long if I wanted... and you got... nothing. Fuckin... NOTHING!

Durr durr durr...

http://i.imgur.com/5St8j6b.png

http://i.imgur.com/33AH2Og.png

http://i.imgur.com/TqVcE4s.png

http://i.imgur.com/uUvBTYG.png

http://i.imgur.com/wrbgqek.png

I have proverbially CRAPPED OUT shit like this just for random shits and giggles and you got... NOTHING!?

Link us to something you've made for a recent client.

If you are so good at what you do, then let your work speak for you.

 

[Matthew Moulton]

As far as the volatile communities go I do mostly graphic design stuff and writing articles, as well as tracking down off the wall and unknown kooks and limited source materials which I usually randomly put into articles on ED.

For example I added this bit about transsexuals into the "insane" article on ED a short while ago, from a small batch of images I found on FB (whilst pretending to be transsexual and apart of the tranny community)...

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Insane#.22I.27m_a_X_trapped_in_a_Y_body.22_Insanity

I've actually got a bunch of other hilarious images too. Those people have like... completely invisible dignity and as long as you can convince them that you're one of them... they'll let you access EVERYTHING! And it doesn't take much to trick them.

I've also written a bunch of help files, tutorials, etc, etc for use in tracking online subjects. For example the entire "Image Selection Process" help file on ED was written by me...

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Image_Selection_Process

Which includes everything from simple URL hacking to mass image harvesting to automated screen capturing to copyright issues.

 

[unclestryker]

Well those pics don't reflect the insanity.

This however does, meet the ogre Greta gustava and I don't fake anything to capp his insanity.