Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[duckling]

Congrats thread! We have graduated out of prospering grounds to the beauty parlor!

As promised, a quick sperg on Meghan's cosmetic procedures as of March 2025. To recap, I presented evidence that she had overdone her lip filler, see this post https://kiwifarms.net/threads/megha...ussex-the-alliterate-one.214160/post-20929385

OT sperg about cosmetic procedures in general:

Spoiler

My only credential is that I live in a HCOL area where the majority of women my age - that would be, literally all my friends - get botox or dysport at minimum, and many elect for further procedures. I see this shit IRL literally all the time and sit around with the girls gossiping about what they had done and what doctors they rec. FTR it is my opinion that no cosmetic procedure will make anybody look younger. They just make you look like a person who had a cosmetic procedure, or good for your age, or better version of yourself, whatever. Except whatever experimental procedure Lindsay Lohan recently had - that was a pretty mind-blowing result imho. Anyways, getting botched is rare because most people who get cosmetic work done aren't mentally ill trannies who want to make a unicorn out of a donkey. Most cosmetic work looks good - that is why people do it. If you want to sperg about how all cosmetic procedures turn people into clowns, you'll enjoy this thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/bad-plastic-surgery.32092/page-236#post-20895843

Anyways, this is about Meghan.

Rhinoplasty - pre-suits - Meghan got a nose job to go from the spitting image of her father to a dainty lil face bean. Personally I think her nose job looks really good. [before/after/after/thomas markle]


Cheek... something. Fillers, implants, midface whatever - Her cheekbone has moved up and become more prominent and sharper. This procedure was also pre-Harry. [before/after/before&after]. Last pic also supports the rhinoplasty.


Upper Blepharoplasty - in 2024-ish meghan got a small amount of skin and fat removed from her upper eyelid to remove a little bit of droopyness. super common procedure, little downtime. I think she overdid it and looks a little crazy but it has since settled down a bit. [before/before/after/after]


Abusing GLP-1 inhibitors - Meghan's normal BMI, outside of pregnancy cycling, typically hovered around, I would say, 23ish. In 2024 she dropped at least 25 lbs and looked super wrinkly and skeletal, probably BMI ~18 (at 5'6 this would be a drop from ~140 to ~115 lbs). If any ana girlies are in this thread pipe up and lmk what you think her BMI has been throughout the years. she's since regained a little and her face has settled a bit. [Before red dress front/before red dress back/after red dress front/another after/face after.] You can really see that before in the red dress she was really busting it at the seams, wasn't she? My god of all the dresses she could have reworked she chose this one? Carolina Herrera what the actual FUCK were you thinking when you designed this disaster?


Botox - honestly the injectables should be a given but let's discuss anyways. Botox can sometimes make existing forehead veins appear more prominent due to a tightened appearance of the skin and muscle laxity.


Other misc procedures - I've seen some people guess Meghan has had buccal fat removal but I don't see it personally, if anybody thinks she has I'd like to see what your favorite B&A example as I don't see buccal fat removal much IRL so I have a harder time spotting it. She also probably has veneers.

Anyways, that's all I've got for now. I'd be interested to hear what you guys think she' has or has not had done.

 

[obsdj]

I'd be interested to hear what you guys think she' has or has not had done.

I mentioned previously that I thought she had bolt-ons in her game show days. What do you think?

And, lest we forget, she was a game show girl. A briefcase holder on Deal or No Deal.
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There's an article floating around out there about how she was supposedly told to "stuff her bra" for this job, but it sure looks to me like she had bolt-ons at the time that have since been removed (she's flat as a manila envelope nowadays).
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[Accept Only Substitutes]

I really wanna know what is the deal with narcissists and farm fresh crunchy bullshit.

Tradwives are huge right now on Instagram and TikTok. (Because nothing says traditional like professionally edited videos and performances)

Narcs, especially the communal ones, desperately want to be aspirational. Farming (the photogenic bits) is wholesome and cozy, and makes people want their life. It's narc catnip, in a way Martha Stewart wasn't.

 

[duckling]

I mentioned previously that I thought she had bolt-ons in her game show days. What do you think?

Hmm, hard to say. What year was her nudes leaked from?



While I do find the double line under her breast here rather suspect, I really gotta say to never, ever underestimate the power of a +2 cup sizes bra or stick-on enhancer. If somebody told me they thought the dress was padded and her boob was taped directly to the dress to lift it up, I would nod along. Is there any other photographic evidence of bolt-ons?

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

I don’t really think she’s had much done. I don’t see a difference in her nose or lips at all.

She’s a slim woman in her 40’s, many of her recent facial changes are just aging, not buccal fat removal or Ozempic. It’s normal to start getting hollowed cheeks and extended smile lines around the jaw in her situation. Cosmetic work is so common that normal aging is almost pathologised; whenever a woman ages naturally - or mostly naturally - people think it looks like there’s something wrong with them.

She’s already naturally thin so no need to make herself suffer on Ozempic. She has a normal sized torso and disproportionately skinny limbs, so her weight will appear to fluctuate depending on whether her outfit emphasises her trunk or legs.

I have a similar unfortunate shape, and my weight is always low, because your legs are supposed to be the heaviest part of your body so if you have chicken legs it tanks your BMI. I reckon Meghan is always around a 19 BMI, give or take a few decimal points. Actually I have much bigger boobs, bum, and belly and my BMI is only 19 so she can’t be any more than that.

I agree she’s done something to her eye area but it looks like a Botox brow lift.

She’s still got small boobs and in her earlier photos she was just wearing padded push up bras. You can see from the other angle that it’s pushed up natural breast tissue.

The only work she’s ever had done IMO is veneers, Botox, fake tan and a weave.

Edit: actually I’ve change my mind about lip filler after seeing the last page. It’s subtle but her top lip is now bigger than her bottom lip.

 

[duckling]

I don’t really think she’s had much done. I don’t see a difference in her nose or lips at all.

Thats kind of funny because I personally think her rhinoplasty is her most extremely obvious procedure. While I do think she's also had some work on her cartilage, don't forget a nose job can be as subtle as cutting in the nostrils to slim the nose. I could entertain the argument that she had a brow lift instead of a bleph, but her significant eye change coincided with a weird-for-her lapse in public facing appearances in late 2024 and I think there is a distinct change in fat pattern, not just tightening/lifting of the skin.

Anyways, more nose job evidence: here's her parents' exceptionally wide noses


Here's meghan in grade school with her dad's nose, in 2001 at Northwestern, and in 2002 in General hospital (clip https://youtu.be/g2M6ZTq9WRU?t=120)


Here's Meghan in 2012 and 2016. To me she clearly got the nose job after general hospital but before suits (2002-2010). I know that's a big gap but this got a little autistic even for me, lol.


Regarding her weight, Meghan's PR pushed a number of puff pieces in late 2023 about how stressed and not eating she was because her weight fluctuation was so dramatic https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/meghan-markle-claims-stress-cause-151951780.html https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/meghan-markle-is-losing-weight-amid-stress-juggling-a-lot/ They claimed harry was "begging her to eat more" presumably after he found her collapsed crying at the bottom of a flight of stairs again and stated a weight loss of 15 lbs which I suspect is rounded way down. This coincided with Harry and Meghan being dropped by Spotify and laughed at by the internet for being called "fucking grifters" by Bill Simmons.

 

[Hubelublub]

it is my opinion that no cosmetic procedure will make anybody look younger. They just make you look like a person who had a cosmetic procedure, or good for your age, or better version of yourself, whatever.

If you were ugly before plastic surgery, you'll still be ugly after, just poorer as well.

I mentioned previously that I thought she had bolt-ons in her game show days. What do you think?

100%. Too gravity defying to be natural, but they look terrible on her, I suspect she had them removed before long.

She has a normal sized torso

She has a fridge for a torso, it's incredibly awkward looking.

Whatever she's had done to her nose, they did great work on her bridge. Managed to make her eyes look not so wide set, bringing her whole face together. Meghan Markle sucks, and plastic surgery is fake and gay, but I have to admit the surgeon did quality work on her nose.
Everything else is a disaster though.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I think she thought the red dress with the detachable train would give her a waist.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I think she thought the red dress with the detachable train would give her a waist.

As a mostly reformed ana-chan I can say that if she’s got any streak of it in her brain, she would have rewore the CH dress as a public-facing body check. She wouldn’t have been able to let go of the way it dug into her back meat in the heavier pictures and then once she reached a lower (and therefore more desirable to her) weight, she rewore it because the way the boob cups sagged empty and the whole thing bagged around her would have been very personally satisfying. I would put cash money on the table that on her phone, she has a side-by-side photo comparison of her in that dress specifically because of how stark the transformation is.

 

[duckling]

Meghan hasn’t posted to either of her instagrams in 2 days. I wonder if she isn’t getting the engagement she hoped for, or if something else is going on?

That something else may her husband being accused of “misogynoir”, that is, misogyny against black women, by the Chair of Sentable. That’s pretty rich that he’s getting what his wife served to the BRF. Anyhow, this whole scandal is hard to decipher and downright impossible to get an unbiased source on. we will know more after the UK charity commission concludes its investigation.

In short, earlier this week, the entire board of trustees of Sentable resigned after trying to oust the chair, Sophie Chandauka. You know what I was going to try to summarize the why’s but here, just have this article by the financial times if you want to know more. It interviews many perspectives including Chandauka herself, a former trustee, and a new trustee. Archive Paywalled source

What I find particularly interesting:

Chandauka said she had refused what she described as a request by the royal’s team to defend his wife, Meghan, in the media after negative coverage of her. “I said no, we’re not setting a precedent by which we become an extension of the Sussex PR machine,” she said.

She argued that the volatile public sentiment around Prince Harry since his move to the US and media fallout after the release of a Netflix documentary in 2022 and his book in 2023 had an impact on the charity’s ability to diversify its donor pool and make senior hires.
“When you start to interview people, they’re asking questions about, well, these mixed messages around the patron,” she said.

Here is Harry and Meghan at a Polo match to benefit the charity where the chair tried to stand next to Harry, a trustee but Meghan blocked her so she could remain in the middle. Allegedly the incident referenced above regards when Meghan tried to get Chandauka to run PR on her behalf after this embarrassing show and Chandauka refused. Readable archive Original source you should really watch the video embedded in that article, it’s pretty funny how Meghan REFUSES to not be in the absolute center of the stage. Aside, look at the back hemline of Chandauka’s dress. Ladies and gents if you every get a jacket or dress with a vent (split) and it is sewed shut (usually in an x or box shape) you are supposed to cut it open to release the vent.

Anyways, beyond the charity scandal, this raises further interesting questions - how many positive stories about Meghan in the news arose because she used her or Harry’s influence to compel people to issue directed statements on her behalf? How many people other than Chandauka have refused?

 

[The Queen of Autists]

This seems to be about the same article as above but in the daily mail, I’m too tired to make sense of it all but I have a sense that the chair of that foundation has very dark energy and intentions, probably full of greed.

since she has been called out by everyone involved she’s shining the spotlight on Megan, which of course, Megan deserves cause she’s an Asshole, but it seems like deflection from somebody that might be even worse than Megan if that’s possible! . The whole board didn’t quit because Megan, it’s because this lady isn’t willing to negotiate and trying to pull some sort of coup. It seems like she’s trying to do her own thing on her own, which is different from what the charity started out as.

 

[Hubelublub]

This seems to be about the same article as above but in the daily mail, I’m too tired to make sense of it all but I have a sense that the chair of that foundation has very dark energy and intentions probably greed and since she has been called out by everyone involved she’s shining the spotlight on Megan which Megan deserves cause she’s an Asshole but the whole board didn’t quit because of that and this lady isn’t willing to negotiate and it seems like she’s trying to do her own thing which is different from what it started us.

Can you break up your stream of consciousness into paragraphs or something.

The quote above is one fucking sentence. ONE.

This is a great thread, please don't shit it up.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

And, lest we forget, she was a game show girl. A briefcase holder on Deal or No Deal.

I’ll try to find it again but I definitely read rumors that she was fired because the producers thought she was trying to fuck Howie Mandel. She worked on the show for something like 9 days

Edit: it was just a tweet by some twitter rando.
Link | Archive

 

[obsdj]

I’ll try to find it again but I definitely read rumors that she was fired because the producers thought she was trying to fuck Howie Mandel. She worked on the show for something like 9 days

IMDb says she was in 34 episodes between 2006-2007.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

IMDb says she was in 34 episodes between 2006-2007.

They filmed multiple episodes per day, but I’m sure it wasn’t 9 consecutive days. I think she was just there for a total of that many days

 

[WENDY DENG 2020]

Thank you for making a thread about this narcissistic evil cunt!

I really wish Trevor and Corey would talk..

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I really wish Trevor and Corey would talk..

Trevor married an heiress and has had two children with her, IIRC, and Corey is also in a happy relationship.
I think they just want to live their best lives and never have to think about Meghan again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m hearing that Sophie Chandauka has substantial dirt on Harry, including the fact that he was in the habit (pre-Meghan) of sleeping with Africans associated with Sentebale. Not sure if that’s true, but Harry did make many trips there. (William pointed out to Harry that Meghan was the fourth woman he’d taken to Botswana and Harry never forgave him.) The way both brothers seem to fetishize Africa has always been annoying to me. I’ve been there and it’s interesting, but life isn’t especially valued in a place where it is lost so frequently and easily. There’s certainly nothing worth emulating there.

Trevor married an heiress and has had two children

Three.

 

[disorder in a system]

I’m hearing that Sophie Chandauka has substantial dirt on Harry, including the fact that he was in the habit (pre-Meghan) of sleeping with Africans

Wow, so Harry has literal AIDS on top of being metaphorical AIDS.

 

[Free the Pedos]

It’s really telling that absolutely no one wanted Harry despite his status. He must be unbearable to be around.

William pointed out to Harry that Meghan was the fourth woman he’d taken to Botswana and Harry never forgave him