IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

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While I'm hopeful that Somali gets his legal just desserts from the ROK, all the references to him getting serious prison time goes back to Legal Mindset.
Legal Mindset seems really set on the idea that Ramsey will get convicted of one of his crimes before he receives verdicts in the other ones, and this will make him a repeat offender and put him on a harsher sentencing scale.

However, I'm skeptical of that because all of these crimes are happening during the same time period and it just seems like wishful thinking.

But I don't know, I'm usually wrong about legal stuff.
 
I'm hoping he is correct in his assessment but I have to point out two things. He doesn't live in the ROK. He lives in Thailand.
He DID live in ROK for a substantial amount of time. And he visits from time to time too.

Secondly, if he had access to ROK lawyers, he would have them on his stream.
There are many reasons as to why he probably cannot show them. Laws, money, some might not want to be on camera speaking broken English. For now, LM has not been proven wrong beyond the point of things happening faster than he predicted somewhat. Smally provided all the evidence the prosecution needed and that accelerated things.

Those lawyers would want to be paid at lawyer rates, not online interview rates. Why would LM do that when he has no need to?

And Somali IS going down for some amount of time unless he can beat a 98% conviction rate of SKs prosecutors.

Probably not a SUPER long time, a 10+ years term that people like Atozy and LM are crowing about would likely trigger some kind of campaign for leniency from the usual bleeding hearts and nigger societies like the NAACP and make it uncomfortable for the SK government but I will bet he does 2 years, 1 for the deepfake and 1 for the rest combined.

That still sucks balls for a young nig in Korea. And I can't wait to see it.
The bleeding hearts will not be able to fund such campaign both because the USAID money running out and because no one likes Smally. As for NAACP and BLM, they have their own problems to deal with. Giving money to someone who would destroy their already stained reputation is a bad idea when they are already low on cash and under investigation. Not saying that the idiots won't try something funny, I am saying they will not gain traction.

If LM is right, every subsequent conviction will come with a worse prison time as he will be seen as a worse and worse repeat offender. Smally is looking for a long time, not a good time.

All I'm saying is that it seems far more likely to me that the foreigner, who cannot speak Korean, and has no connection to the country other than being a tourist a few times, is simply implying he has these relationships as opposed to just admitting he is using Google translate on a ROK government website.
He has stayed in Korea for years though (I think six but could be wrong). He knows some Korean to the point he can talk the language with some difficulty but still be understood.

Do you mean, "pestering"? - I have trouble telling the difference between nigger slang and mere illiteracy.
Might be a pun. Because Smally is a lolCOW.

Legal Mindset seems really set on the idea that Ramsey will get convicted of one of his crimes before he receives verdicts in the other ones, and this will make him a repeat offender and put him on a harsher sentencing scale.

However, I'm skeptical of that because all of these crimes are happening during the same time period and it just seems like wishful thinking.

But I don't know, I'm usually wrong about legal stuff.
Those places take time to prosecute. Partly because accusing someone of a crime infringes on their honor (in those places honor is important and protected so they have to makes sure they have iron-clad cases). Once they are certain beyond the shadow of a doubt that they can convict someone, then they prosecute them. The case has passed the threshold (which means they are certain) and Smally is going to be hit with a 98% conviction rate.
 
I have seen hatemobs on the internet before. And this johnny Somali thing is wild. Objectively he have just been acting like an annoying clown. It's not even the worst I have seen. Being an annoying nigger should be a crime in and of itself. But do you really think he really deserves over 10 years for what he did? I could personally be fine with like 1-2 years. But Anyting more then that is kind of sadistic. I mean after a year he would probably be totally forgotten. And what he is charged with is like non violent crimes. That is why they haven't had him on pretrial detention.

Yeah it would be great see him getting seeing him getting several years in prison, but it would be pretty unreasonable for being a drunk douchebag throwing nudles and running around with a rotten fish and annoying people.

Oh and I watched Johhnys latest party stream. He is making that Documentary with that guy. Alex Novelle or whatever. At about 1 hour 52 minutes 59 seconds mark, Jhonny gets told by the chat he has a kiwifarms thread. https://parti.com/video/67106 That was pretty funny. I recomend you see that, "Kiwifarms has the best researchers and you really done goofed if they put you up there johhny I am terrified of the kiwifarmers" I am parafrasing but I think you would enjoy that.
 
He has stayed in Korea for years though (I think six but could be wrong). He knows some Korean to the point he can talk the language with some difficulty but still be understood.
If LM or anyone else on the planet, can spend more than three years in South Korea and still cannot speak it fluently, they are retarded or they are lying about being in the country.

It's literally one of the easiest languages in the world to learn.
 
I think the bleeding hearts would only get involved IF an extremely harsh sentence was handed down for mostly minor crimes (and 1 serious crime, the deepfake ) if the 10 year plus thing happens which I don't think will.

As noted Johnny's rep is poison now, but it could be massaged into being unduly punished in a foreign nation for small harmless crimes IF the media machine of the NAACP or BLM chose to do so.

According to LM the statute that Johnny's deepfake is being charged under has a minimum 3 years in jail punishment. Daym that's more then I expected. It could have been worse, the most serious charge has a minimum 7 year jail term!

So now it's looking like a 4+ years in the cabbage patch stretch for the dumbest nigger in the east.
 
I have seen hatemobs on the internet before. And this johnny Somali thing is wild. Objectively he have just been acting like an annoying clown. It's not even the worst I have seen. Being an annoying nigger should be a crime in and of itself. But do you really think he really deserves over 10 years for what he did? I could personally be fine with like 1-2 years. But Anyting more then that is kind of sadistic. I mean after a year he would probably be totally forgotten. And what he is charged with is like non violent crimes. That is why they haven't had him on pretrial detention.
When I was in college an acquaintance of mine went train surfing but forgot to duck for an upcoming branch. He went one way and his head went another. Did he "deserve" that? No, but it was a logical consequence of his stupid behavior.

Does Johnny Somali "deserve" over 10 years in prison for acting like an asshole in South Korea? Maybe and maybe not, but if he gets that it's a logical consequence of his stupid behavior. If you break laws in a foreign country, you're going to be judged and convicted under their laws -- and there's really not a lot that the United States can do to help you.
 
How much money is he getting at this point? It wouldn't be inconceivable that he's trying to goad the government into finally placing him into pre-trial detention if he's at a state where the present option is to starve.
Well what do you know, apparently Hank is saying that Johnny is out of money, and is reliant on his support ("He will starve if I don't"). I can imagine this having put pressure on Hank to pressure Johnny to escalate his antics (as we've seen) in order to either a) somehow attract enough donos again or b) compel the authorities to finally pick him up.

http://x.com/johnnysosmally/status/1906025394035413398 (archive)

(edit: "saying" rather than "confirming", given what 'johnnysosmally' states about financial support from the mommies.)
 

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If LM or anyone else on the planet, can spend more than three years in South Korea and still cannot speak it fluently, they are retarded or they are lying about being in the country.

It's literally one of the easiest languages in the world to learn.
Maybe he is downplaying his fluency or maybe he is out of practice. He still speaks it clearly enough to live there if not for the higher costs of living.

I have seen hatemobs on the internet before. And this johnny Somali thing is wild. Objectively he have just been acting like an annoying clown. It's not even the worst I have seen. Being an annoying nigger should be a crime in and of itself. But do you really think he really deserves over 10 years for what he did? I could personally be fine with like 1-2 years. But Anyting more then that is kind of sadistic. I mean after a year he would probably be totally forgotten. And what he is charged with is like non violent crimes. That is why they haven't had him on pretrial detention.

Yeah it would be great see him getting seeing him getting several years in prison, but it would be pretty unreasonable for being a drunk douchebag throwing nudles and running around with a rotten fish and annoying people.

Oh and I watched Johhnys latest party stream. He is making that Documentary with that guy. Alex Novelle or whatever. At about 1 hour 52 minutes 59 seconds mark, Jhonny gets told by the chat he has a kiwifarms thread. https://parti.com/video/67106 That was pretty funny. I recomend you see that, "Kiwifarms has the best researchers and you really done goofed if they put you up there johhny I am terrified of the kiwifarmers" I am parafrasing but I think you would enjoy that.
Look, no one is saying that he should get a decade for minor crimes. However, they do add up. A little time for this and a little time for that can add to a lot. He comes out and commits more crimes every day. His prison time increases naturally. And repeat offenders get harsher and harsher sentences in most countries. Nothing new about that. He was not just annoying, he was disrupting business. He was scaring away customers from people who live paycheck to paycheck and delaying public transport in places where a lack of punctuality is a fireable offense. He hurt people and it is normal to want to throw the book at him. Westerners seem to have a hard time understanding that Asia takes some things more seriously than the West does.

And let us not forget that he tried to incite terror by pretending to be a NK sympathiser on the metro. The police might know that he is just an idiot playing a joke but the passengers might have been scared nonetheless. Trying to incite terror is literally an act of terrorism and will be held against him even if he is not charged. Also, do not forget that the deepfake carries a mandatory prison sentence and he did go to a theme park yelling about how he will rape the kids there. Asian countries are not in mood to tolerate that crap. All those things add up especially when dealing with a disrespectful asshole that shows up late and drunk on court and call the judge a gook. Smally is getting death by a thousand cuts. His list of crimes is enormous.

I think the bleeding hearts would only get involved IF an extremely harsh sentence was handed down for mostly minor crimes (and 1 serious crime, the deepfake ) if the 10 year plus thing happens which I don't think will.

As noted Johnny's rep is poison now, but it could be massaged into being unduly punished in a foreign nation for small harmless crimes IF the media machine of the NAACP or BLM chose to do so.

According to LM the statute that Johnny's deepfake is being charged under has a minimum 3 years in jail punishment. Daym that's more then I expected. It could have been worse, the most serious charge has a minimum 7 year jail term!

So now it's looking like a 4+ years in the cabbage patch stretch for the dumbest nigger in the east.
Actually, it carries a MAXIMUM of 7 years sentence. But yes, the bleeding hearts could try something but it is not recommended. Calling someone a fascist carries no power any more, especially under Trump.

Back to the deep fake, Smally could have gotten away with a fine (30,000,000 won = 22,000$ and that is nothing to sneeze at but still) IF the deep fake was not sexual in nature. Unfortunately for him, it was. In Asian countries, kissing means sexual relationship and sexual relationships for Asian celebs can lead to firing. K-pop idols and actors are forced to apologise for being in a relationship as it hurts their careers. Smally put himself and the influencer in a very tough spot. And for that reason, his deep fake comes with a mandatory prison sentence as opposed to a fine.

(slight correction: the thing that made this a Section 3 offense was the fact that he streamed the deep fake, not the fact that it was sexual, though that did not help)

When I was in college an acquaintance of mine went train surfing but forgot to duck for an upcoming branch. He went one way and his head went another. Did he "deserve" that? No, but it was a logical consequence of his stupid behavior.

Does Johnny Somali "deserve" over 10 years in prison for acting like an asshole in South Korea? Maybe and maybe not, but if he gets that it's a logical consequence of his stupid behavior. If you break laws in a foreign country, you're going to be judged and convicted under their laws -- and there's really not a lot that the United States can do to help you.
Exactly. SK is not a GTA server. He could have stopped at any point and gotten his ass deported and exiled with no further consequences but he kept going and his luck run out. He thought he would always roll sixes only to end up rolling snake eyes. You are always one dice roll away from losing everything.

Well what do you know, apparently Hank is saying that Johnny is out of money, and is reliant on his support ("He will starve if I don't"). I can imagine this having put pressure on Hank to pressure Johnny to escalate his antics (as we've seen) in order to either a) somehow attract enough donos again or b) compel the authorities to finally pick him up.

http://x.com/johnnysosmally/status/1906025394035413398 (archive)

(edit: "saying" rather than "confirming", given what 'johnnysosmally' states about financial support from the mommies.)
And isn't that funny? He has to commit big boy crime like assault for that to happen but that will see him go in the slammer for a longer amount of time. He is between a rock and a hard place.
 
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And isn't that funny? He has to commit big boy crime like assault for that to happen but that will see him go in the slammer for a longer amount of time. He is between a rock and a hard place.
In some of Legal Mindset's videos he seems to be suggesting that during Johnny's pre-trial phase, and as he's prohibited from leaving the country while not having a work permit, the Korean authorities are using his non-detention not just as a cost-saving, but wilfully as a process-is-punishment means of depleting his resources. If he's indeed run out of money, and especially if Hank ever cuts him off, it would seem that the latter goal is accomplished. I wonder if they'd be inclined to jail him at that point, just to keep him from becoming a bigger risk to people.
 
In some of Legal Mindset's videos he seems to be suggesting that during Johnny's pre-trial phase, and as he's prohibited from leaving the country while not having a work permit, the Korean authorities are using his non-detention not just as a cost-saving, but wilfully as a process-is-punishment means of depleting his resources. If he's indeed run out of money, and especially if Hank ever cuts him off, it would seem that the latter goal is accomplished. I wonder if they'd be inclined to jail him at that point, just to keep him from becoming a bigger risk to people.
But that is just half the story. If he receives a fine and deportation, he will be forced to pay it before he is deported. Without a business Visa, he will be forced to pay it without streaming and with streaming he will rack up more charges and be forced into harder sentences. His best chance to pay is to either get a normal job (as a convicted criminal this is nearly impossible) or stream in a non-criminal way (assuming he is given a normal business Visa and his audience is interested in that). And even then, his only reward will be a criminal record that will hurt his chances of getting in any country other than the US and will doom most attempts in getting a well paying job inside the US. His only option is to be an annoyance inside America and that comes with risks.
 
Maybe he is downplaying his fluency or maybe he is out of practice. He still speaks it clearly enough to live there if not for the higher costs of living.
I think it's more likely he is selling himself as an expert to get superchats. He is making an ungodly amount of money.

To me, it feels no difference that Riketa selling himself as a legal expert for the Johnny Depp trial.

When Somali is gone, it will be interesting how he responds. I suspect he will implode like Nick.
 
I think it's more likely he is selling himself as an expert to get superchats. He is making an ungodly amount of money.

To me, it feels no difference that Riketa selling himself as a legal expert for the Johnny Depp trial.

When Somali is gone, it will be interesting how he responds. I suspect he will implode like Nick.
I mean, what is the proof for LM being just like Nick? Nick was a drunk and proud of it. And making money means nothing really. I think you have started to see every lawtuber as a LE or a NR. LM is not addicted to anything as far as we know. As far as Smally falling out of the limelight, the world is filled with lolcows who get into legal trouble. There has never been a shortage on idiots.

I always had the picture that that was what the cabbage farm was for?
It will depend on how much of a fuss Smally makes. I doubt they will keep him in the farm if he is too annoying.
 
I have seen hatemobs on the internet before. And this johnny Somali thing is wild. Objectively he have just been acting like an annoying clown. It's not even the worst I have seen. Being an annoying nigger should be a crime in and of itself. But do you really think he really deserves over 10 years for what he did? I could personally be fine with like 1-2 years. But Anyting more then that is kind of sadistic. I mean after a year he would probably be totally forgotten. And what he is charged with is like non violent crimes. That is why they haven't had him on pretrial detention.

Yeah it would be great see him getting seeing him getting several years in prison, but it would be pretty unreasonable for being a drunk douchebag throwing nudles and running around with a rotten fish and annoying people.

Oh and I watched Johhnys latest party stream. He is making that Documentary with that guy. Alex Novelle or whatever. At about 1 hour 52 minutes 59 seconds mark, Jhonny gets told by the chat he has a kiwifarms thread. https://parti.com/video/67106 That was pretty funny. I recomend you see that, "Kiwifarms has the best researchers and you really done goofed if they put you up there johhny I am terrified of the kiwifarmers" I am parafrasing but I think you would enjoy that.
I rated you optimistic but I want the book thrown at him so I wish there was a pessimist option. I think the bare minimum is three years if the bipolar defense works as well as he's praying it will, but likely more. From what I understand, making deepfakes is something they strongly frown upon in Korea.

Furthermore he has continued to commit crimes after confessing to three crimes at a trial in which he used a racial slur against the judge and most other people in the room and country. In the US he might just end up in jail for a year with those antics before they even go to the next step of the trial. Look at Chris Chan, he might have been allowed bail if he weren't acting like a madman before the judge after his arrest.

My stepdad once mouthed off at a judge in December I think in 1990 at a traffic hearing. He had just drunkenly totaled his truck and trailer full of lawn equipment, destroying his business in the process. There's a scene in that Rick and Morty courtroom reenactment that was like what followed.

The judge immediately sentenced him to 14 days in jail for cussing at him when he was supposed to be quiet, so my stepdad kept carrying on, so he bumped it to 30 days and said he'd make it a year if he doesn't shut up. That shut him up. He was out in 23 days for good behavior but had to spend Christmas and New Year's in jail. For New Year's the inmates made Klansman hats out of newspapers.

If a person who committed a crime is allowed to be outside of jail before their sentencing, the ideal convict would show some contrition, be respectful of the court, absolutely avoid committing other crimes, and maybe do some community service somehow. I'd keep a log of everything that I did and books I read so I could present it to the court at sentencing. Maybe get some therapy like anger management or do something like that Harvard computer programming course that I never finished. That type of person should get a minimum sentence. The only thing Johnny has done out of those ideas is keep a log of everything he does!
 
I don't doubt what you're saying, but it has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm talking about. Did you mean to respond to me?
Yes, I did mean you. I think there might have been a misunderstanding though. It does not matter the order in which he is convicted but rather the order he is charged.
Legal Mindset seems really set on the idea that Ramsey will get convicted of one of his crimes before he receives verdicts in the other ones, and this will make him a repeat offender and put him on a harsher sentencing scale.

However, I'm skeptical of that because all of these crimes are happening during the same time period and it just seems like wishful thinking.

But I don't know, I'm usually wrong about legal stuff.

As I was saying, according to LM, that is how SK prosecutes cases. First they charge you with the least bad stuff and as time goes, they charge you with the worse stuff in order to get maximum possible sentence. That is to say, if you commit a big crime one day and a smaller crime the next week, you will be charged first with the smaller crime and then with the bigger one. If you were charged for the bigger crime first, the court is to give you a lighter sentence for the first trial and a harsher for the second one.

Imagine this: You have a leniency card for first time offenders that will reduce the punishment of the first crime you are charged with by half. You are charged with three crimes. The first crime you committed was robbery on Wednesday, the second murder on Friday and the third was vandalism on Saturday (and then you were caught). In this case, your first charge will be the vandalism, your second will be robbery and the third will be the murder. You will be forced to waste your leniency card on the vandalism and the other charges will be and decreasing leniency due to being seen as a repeat offender. This system is meant to be kinder to first time offenders who can be forgiven while punishing the repeat offender far more.

TLDR: If you are charged with murder (or whatever) as your second or third charge, you will get a greater sentence than if you were charged with the same crime for the first charge. That is why they will charge you with the small stuff first and save the worst for last.

I rated you optimistic but I want the book thrown at him so I wish there was a pessimist option. I think the bare minimum is three years if the bipolar defense works as well as he's praying it will, but likely more. From what I understand, making deepfakes is something they strongly frown upon in Korea.
The bipolar defense does not work. Pleading insanity either will not work or will see him in a padded cell. That is Asia, being confirmed nuts is not a defense, it is another sentence. A worse one.
 
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