Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bookers]

The boy left a comment on Terrence poop's newest video. Basically a text version of his recent incel rants, with spelling mistakes instead of slurred speech.

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Terrence is Basically his new crush, he rules cobra's life

i like that he even types his cobraisms

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

The boy cooks bacon in butter....

Bacon in butter is fine in human portions and not boglim portions. Butter is exquisid dood! What I find horrifying is the amount of high fructose corn syrup and sodium he consumes. When he kicks the bog bucket his remains could be ground into a a salty sweet BBQ rub for some tasty brisket food hacks.

 

[cobra fucker]

People get all autistic and count how much he doordashes, number of drinks, etc. What I wanna see is the sheer number of calories in some of his meals. The boy cooks bacon in butter....

This is why people need to relax about his bubble gut being a liver problem. The dude puts down calories like he's been put down by every girl he's ever liked since the 5th grade. Not even including all the liquor calories. He's not at death's door yet, although I can see him drowning in his own vomit, for sure.

 

[Lake Cresva Diver]

Bacon in butter is fine in human portions and not boglim portions. Butter is exquisid dood! What I find horrifying is the amount of high fructose corn syrup and sodium he consumes. When he kicks the bog bucket his remains could be ground into a a salty sweet BBQ rub for some tasty brisket food hacks.

80% british 20% goyslop

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

The boy left a comment on Terrence poop's newest video. Basically a text version of his recent incel rants, with spelling mistakes instead of slurred speech.

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Terrence is Basically his new crush, he rules cobra's life

He's really leaning hard into the redpill rhetoric and it plays into every single stereotype about redpill podcast fans.

 

[HiveDull]

I never would have guessed "eat a slab of spam like an apple" was on the 2025 bingo sheet for Cobes, but here we are.

 

[bookers]

what is even happening here lol
seem like he tried to take a bite, but when it hit his mouth it immediately made him want to puke
so he got up to run, but then stopped for a second to show the plate to the camera because dank food hack
then there's like a clattering of.. bells?
and he comes back to say they're delicious lol

 

[deadson]

what is even happening here lol
seem like he tried to take a bite, but when it hit his mouth it immediately made him want to puke
so he got up to run, but then stopped for a second to show the plate to the camera because dank food hack
then there's like a clattering of.. bells?
and he comes back to say they're delicious lol

Looks like the buzz is wearing off and his taste senses are returning at the worst time. Can't let the trolls know though, even though he could edit it but he's too much of a boglim to know how.

 

[RollingRock2]

Tried to make Cobes in my favorite Souls game. Going to make a hex build.

 

[JazzHandsMcFeelz]

 

[GameratePTSD]

Tried to make Cobes in my favorite Souls game. Going to make a hex build.
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I don't care if Radagon is trans, long as he ain't creeping on kids. Fuck sickos.

 

[Big Nasty]

Cobes eating a whole can of spam with his hands overdubbed by generic speed metal is the absolute hobo spectacular of the year.

 

[CheesyBoy]

then there's like a clattering of.. bells?

He definitely has bells hanging from his door, most likely to alert him if a troll is attempting to enter the Gothic throne room.

 

[Thesumof41is5]

what is even happening here lol
seem like he tried to take a bite, but when it hit his mouth it immediately made him want to puke
so he got up to run, but then stopped for a second to show the plate to the camera because dank food hack
then there's like a clattering of.. bells?
and he comes back to say they're delicious lol

Im pretty sure Sasha is there lurking in the background, you hear a cough when he is making the spam in the kitchen, and these looks make me think she was standing in the doorway waiting for leftovers or he suddenly remembered he said he’d share and goes to put them on the glass cutting board and when he comes back he still has food in his mouth so i dont think he puked at least not right away

 

[biggacracka]

and these looks make me think she was standing in the doorway

>she
I know this is the internet and people often lie, but you don't need to lie here

 

[Thesumof41is5]

>she
I know this is the internet and people often lie, but you don't need to lie here

Hey doodt, she wants to be a lady we gotta hold her to it- wouldn’t want to misgender Cobes’ new partner, that would be trolling tubez

 

[Big Nasty]

Note that the label on the spam can also says "bacon".

I've said it before, Cobes will eat anything if the packaging has the words "bacon", "cheese" or "extra hot" on it.

 

[Fuck Puff]

Note that the label on the spam can also says "bacon".

I've said it before, Cobes will eat anything if the packaging has the words "bacon", "cheese" or "extra hot" on it.

As an occasional SPAM enjoyer I can safely say that, all SPAM tastes exactly the same. The different "flavors" are just set dressing.

 

[Jobama]

As an occasional SPAM enjoyer I can safely say that, all SPAM tastes exactly the same. The different "flavors" are just set dressing.

Are you Hawaiian or Pacific Islander?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"I got the meat sweats just smelling it".

The off the wall things the BOY says during his cooking videos are an essential part of the cooking with Cobra experience.