Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[ASeabear8952]

No, it started by her mere presence. She flew out to stay with him for over a week, when they had only known each other maybe three months. The honeymoon phase ended by the dawn of the second day, when he was just sitting there almost motionless while she yammers on for hours and tries to seduce him by licking the side of his face with the tip of her tongue.

She entered the Cobraverse in (early?) December 2023, and they became a couple not long after. There was a point in I think January in which they briefly broke up. Wish it stayed that way.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She entered the Cobraverse in (early?) December 2023, and they became a couple not long after. There was a point in I think January in which they briefly broke up. Wish it stayed that way.

The BOY's ODD and desire to end his dry spell to own the troles fucked him hard with that decision.

 

[Your Landlord]

No, it started by her mere presence. She flew out to stay with him for over a week, when they had only known each other maybe three months. The honeymoon phase ended by the dawn of the second day, when he was just sitting there almost motionless while she yammers on for hours and tries to seduce him by licking the side of his face with the tip of her tongue.

Day 1: Happy as a pig wallowing in buffet scraps

Day 2: Oh.

>mfw she says buttsuff:

I will always love Cobra's scared puppy eyes when he is overwhelmed.

 

[HiveDull]

Day 1: Happy as a pig wallowing in buffet scraps

Cobra breaking his 10-year dry spell with the swamp hag is my personal 9/11. I can recall exactly where I was and what I was doing when he confirmed the rumors.
I had no clue who she was and I quickly learned from the gorlworld visitors that breaking the dry spell with her was MDNWU.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Cobra breaking his 10-year dry spell with the swamp hag is my personal 9/11. I can recall exactly where I was and what I was doing when he confirmed the rumors.
I had no clue who she was and I quickly learned from the gorlworld visitors that breaking the dry spell with her was MDNWU.

The hot, new flavor of a-logging is trying to hook a cow up with the most batshit crazy psycho bitch imaginable. They tried to pawn NAL off to Cyraxx last year but he rejected her for being too insane.

 

[Jobama]

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[Ravier Xavenblood]

Day 1: Happy as a pig wallowing in buffet scraps
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Day 2: Oh.
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>mfw she says buttsuff:
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I will always love Cobra's scared puppy eyes when he is overwhelmed.

The transition from "haha yesssssth suck it, troles!" to "She's going home in 2 days. Wind's dyin' down, Jessica" was a sight to behold.

 

[Acceptable]

And she’s still out there. I don’t keep up with her. I really don’t find her that interesting of a lol cow. She’s just pathetic to listen to and visually horrific. “Oh hahaha hehehe I’m abusing my cats and elderly parents, watch me scream like a banshee in a parking lot”
Its more redundant then Josh. Which is really saying something. Because all he does right now is sit on a filthy chair and eat horseradish and drink alcohol.

 

[cobra fucker]

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i'm proud of him for eating real people food

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Cobra breaking his 10-year dry spell with the swamp hag is my personal 9/11. I can recall exactly where I was and what I was doing when he confirmed the rumors.
I had no clue who she was and I quickly learned from the gorlworld visitors that breaking the dry spell with her was MDNWU.

The transition from "haha yesssssth suck it, troles!" to "She's going home in 2 days. Wind's dyin' down, Jessica" was a sight to behold.

"Sir another Jessica visit hit the second apartment."

LYLE! LYLE! TURN ON THE TV! SHE HIT THE TRAILER! SHE HIT THE FUCKING TRAILER! ... Turn on the tv it doesn't matter what channel...

 

[bookers]

toasted cheddar bacon quesalupa *toot*

 

[Chernabog3000]

EASILY the weed hat incident.

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Im sure it's been mentioned before and maybe obvious but one of the funniest things about this clip is how quickly he decided to use the vice. As dumb as getting trolled into getting that hat to "fit" is. The quickness in witch he decided to use the vice to stretch it was impressive. Really solid on the fly ingenuity, except you don't even get a second to give the regard props before he's hooking the hat onto the vice and brute forcing it. Dumb goal in mind that would have been a solid way to stretch that hat. Close vice, put that hat on top, use the vice in reverse. You got the mechanical advantage and everything. Yet cobes somehow fucks it up with his regardedness and just starts yanking on the fucking thing like the caveman he us. Nearly turning his bench over in the process. Its just the complete opposite of what youd imagine after he suggests the vice to himself. It's very fascinating how his brain works. Or doesn't work for that matter. He was so close yet so far away with this one. Its like a nano second of lucidity and than the regardedness just goes auto pilot.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Day 1: Happy as a pig wallowing in buffet scraps

Tojo velly happy dry sperr ended

 

[Fishcakes]

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Not that I am advocating for NAL or her return, far from it, but I have not seen Cobes look this animated since... well probably this arc.
Dying depressed sloth Cobra that we currently have is sad

 

[ASeabear8952]

The hot, new flavor of a-logging is trying to hook a cow up with the most batshit crazy psycho bitch imaginable. They tried to pawn NAL off to Cyraxx last year but he rejected her for being too insane.

But it wasn’t the a-logs that hooked them up, they hooked up on their own accord, no? But a paypig gave NAL the ticket. The night she came to Casper the a-logs and incels on the subreddit were fucking seething and it was a beautiful sight to see.

 

[Acceptable]

Jessica found Josh on kiwi farms herself. She was and is obsessed with gorlworld but mainly Eugenia coony. She even compared herself to Eugenia many times saying stuff like “am I skinny enough for you” and other incoherent ramblings. She found joshs page and thought he was “sexy” and reached out to him in the comments and basically started stalking him and untill he noticed her.

 

[Fault&Fracture 777]

I’ll be honest, I don’t know much about KingCobra cause he never seemed all that interesting to me

But I felt an obligation to share this image after seeing his face

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Cross posting as I was looking at Cameo's "leaderboard" of top 100 Cameo celebs because of another retard lolcow; I was shocked to see our fucking boy is in the top 100 people on cameo. He is ranked higher than many big time Paedowood celebs. Really is a gothic badboy rockstar celery.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

I’ll be honest, I don’t know much about KingCobra cause he never seemed all that interesting to me

But I felt an obligation to share this image after seeing his face
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He used to be more energetic pre-duster, and even more when he was still on meds.
He used to actually go outside and get into antics and then talk about them. Now he's 100% a doordash boy, locked in his trailer 24/7.
To quote harry boothole: "modern day josh has regressed into nothing, he's a pile of pudding"

 

[Tetragrammaton]

He used to be more energetic pre-duster, and even more when he was still on meds.
He used to actually go outside and get into antics and then talk about them. Now he's 100% a doordash boy, locked in his trailer 24/7.
To quote harry boothole: "modern day josh has regressed into nothing, he's a pile of pudding"

watching any of the cobra documentaries then watching a current day cobra video really hits home just how much he has fallen apart. he used to have such an energy about him it was kind of charming in a way.