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Funny that Peppermint had to get a gay guy to play his "boyfriend"/"husband".
Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once
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I'll take "Shit that would never really happen" for $500 Alex.
P.S. Is Peppermint on Ozempic? Still can't hide that negro linebacker build.
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This makes Sardine look like a victim of child neglect, the poor boy that’s put in the trannyshadow and Jewish family expectation- when he’s done nothing to be the favourite to begin with. But expects all the validation
He never became the self-reliant adult all parents aspire their kids to be. You can see it by the fact he’s bitching about his unsuccessful online business-ventures after his useless college degree, when he’s never been in the peripheral of a genuine, humbling job. He’s still ’figuring it out’ because he’s the typical eternal student that won’t do anything but homeoffice
Sitcom could walk up to the local construction site and get a solid job right then and there, but that would take away precious TikTok time, and mom pays the bills anyway
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A jew doing manual labor? Probably the same odds on Jaron's wiener growing back.
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It can be done. The circumstances have to be very specific, though.
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- Dec 25, 2017
You know, I've watched content made by blue collar workers documenting their jobs and it's way more entertaining that what these "influencers" present, even without all the fancy production work behind.
You get bored of some many positivity platitudes and shopping hauls, but someone entering a mine or doing police training? That's catchy. Not to say, these people tend to be quite down to earth.
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I wonder if Sulfur will just be perma-failure-to-launch. I could see him ending up a paunchy, sad Uncle Salmon, who always has one drink too many and starts crying. The kind of guy who thinks the prostitute, sorry, "sex worker," who he "really really respects" is actually in love with him.
Or maybe he'll get some girl pregnant and that will be his entire new identity.
Or maybe both. Sideboard, fully balding, bringing home Amythyst, his 32 year old pregnant fiance who "used to be a dancer."
Or maybe he'll get some girl pregnant and that will be his entire new identity.
Or maybe both. Sideboard, fully balding, bringing home Amythyst, his 32 year old pregnant fiance who "used to be a dancer."
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Now that show I would watch!
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Looking forward to inevitable: “I’m not sad, I learned so much!” When the chick he’s with invariably smartens up or figures out that she can’t fix Sander and turn him into a man, and they break up.
Or as Sander will put in a stream of TikToks. “It’s not a breakup, we have just decided we are better off as friends!”
I’ll bet you his next grift will be to start a “charity”. Tranny related of course.
It’s a great excuse to spend two hours every day in his little home office, pretending that the TikToks he makes “for awareness” is a job, while he periodically spergs about how his family supports him and how suicidally happy he is.
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It's one of those days again, and Sforzando claims his laurels.
I don't know you can be a "leader" when you are all by yourself.
Imagine the smell.
I don't know you can be a "leader" when you are all by yourself.
Imagine the smell.
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Id
A “man” with a fake career in an invented company is going up to speak to people with fake genders and invented identities.
I’d say that speaking at a summit for trannies and NBs when you’re neither a tranny nor an NB is very on brand for Sander.
A “man” with a fake career in an invented company is going up to speak to people with fake genders and invented identities.
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I don't think I've ever looked at his "business" website before.
Brand partnership: Party City.
Brand partnership: Party City.
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But then they whine about it for at least centuries.
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It’s a trip. Couldn’t even find it without adding his name.I don't think I've ever looked at his "business" website before.
Brand partnership: Party City.
BEHOLD THE MARKETING MAGIC OF SANDER!
Looks pretty dead lmao!
Ah, nothing says “successful marketing guru” as a picture of me and my girlfriend meeting some boomers!
Wtf is going on with that chick?! She used to be a decent Florida 6, but right there she looks like Sanders Kike curse hit her like a brick to the face?!
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His whole brand is "MY FACE".
"So, how are you gonna promote my product?"
"I WILL SHOW ME USING IT."
If he wasn't "brother of famous trans Jazz", he couldn't pull this off.
"So, how are you gonna promote my product?"
"I WILL SHOW ME USING IT."
If he wasn't "brother of famous trans Jazz", he couldn't pull this off.
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On a day like this, you expect Scolopendra to slither out. Strange that Jaron, who is on spring break, is laying low.
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I don’t know what the f is up with his face or what the problem is, besides gigantic faggotry, but WHATS GOING ON HERE?!
Look at this:
Cursed left side of Sanders face…
Slightly less cursed right side.
From the wrinkles to the eyes it almost looks like two different, closely related faces, but they’re from the same picture?!
Dark Kabbalah magic?!
Bet you that even Jaron is tired of hearing Sander sperg about trannies.
It’s funny how being on TV didn’t ruin Jaron’s life (mom took care of that), but that reality show has just demolished whatever chances Sander had of living a normal adult life.
Everything he does centers around that show. All he knows is being a side character to a tranny freak show.
It’d be sad if Sander wasn’t so deliciously punchable of a person.
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The two sides look so different because his face is tilted.
Here's my sloppy reconstruction then straightening:
Looks equally insane now.
(Coincidentally, "sloppy reconstruction then straightening" happens to be what all the Bloshinsky men need in one form or another)
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I hope they Livestream it. It would be hilarious.
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Jazz is trying to live his life (good for him, tbh) and his asshole brother goes around telling him "btw, Jazz, I'm defending you!" Like this poor kid had enough with an smothering mother and now he also has an smothering brother.
TBF, we all have asymmetrical faces.