I'm sure Phil lied about being drunk it's what edgy teens do.
Phil is a 300+ lb man one glass of wine is not going to effect a non drinker. Too much mass. This is basic science. Sure if you drink even moderate amount you build a tolerance. He's HUGE.
Phil is a fat male that little booze just can't effect you unless he's on a medicine or has more physical issues than we know.
Man I missed page 1000. I've been laughing at this fat faggot for over a decade. Got a home paid off traveled family etc nothing too wild. It's my working age. Think all of your life how boring it might be it's a step forward it's something.
Phil got run out of the city of brotherly love. Beat up and cucked by a drunk gay man. Arrested and ate pizza on welfare.
Now he's such a fat weak old man he can't even shit post much. I bet he's sleeping 14+ hours a day. He has no life no friends no job he's an isolated old gay retarded man.
If he wasn't such scum you might pity him. But nah let's point and laugh.
The best part of this thread is just our bantz because Phil doesn't give milk anymore.
Speaking of I just got a new illegal Israeli sniper rifle. To the kiwi who's snuck into Phil's apartment open his window Curtain (apparently just a trash bag) at zero niner four seven I'll have a clear shot wind behaving.
He won't stand a chance, this bullet was hand blessed by a rabbi and I dipped in pigs blood.
Why hasn't this retard killed himself yet? He's a pathetic welfare bum who eats like shit and has a coiled, shit-shaped physique, has Medieval-era hygiene, doesn't have a love-interest (unless you count his roommate but not likely considering his
other abusive relationships), his family forgot about him or at least try to forget about him, his "comrades" at the very best tolerate him, and at the very worst rebuke and reject him, he kept up this "Latinx" LARP for 16 years, despite his digital footprint, nay, digital fossils suggesting otherwise. He overcompensates his ironically philo-Semitic and pro-Zionist past with pro-PFLP (the most irrelevant organization within the Fatah and are Communist-in-name-only) and pro-Hamas to such a point that he even comes off as excessively anti-Semitic even for leftist standards. He is also funny-looking, and is
very self-conscious about that. He doesn't even have Chris-Chan's clueless charm, and adopts identities out of spite to his perceived oppressors and he abandoned his AustrO/A-Latina Fantasy in the mid 2010s.
Can you even call him a manchild if his only childlike traits is ignorance and Sexual immaturity? All his creativity, naiveite, curiosity, kindness, optimism, confidence, honesty, and compassion went down the drain probably as a result of his mother.
