DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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EDIT:

Hi, I'm DSP's complete lack of self-awareness:




Lmao, it's like this game is trolling him with all these character traits, life accomplishments and skills he very specifically doesn't have in real life:

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EDIT:

BREAKING: DSP IS LEAVING HIS HOUSE (in a video game)



He's even cheating on Khet:

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Comma said:
3) Doing a smug victory lap about how the first Snort Guys episode without PPP was the most successful ever.
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I think it's good he's smug about the high view for the Ralph smark podcast. Means we'll get more wacky characters he be inviting to the podcast or more Ralph! Double down on it more so to speak.
 
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Comma said:
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Of course in a game where you can do what you want, he just makes himself.

EDIT: and he took a premade house, didn't even build his own....

he's really creatively bankrupt

He plays the game fulll zoomed on his sim and all sim phil does is stay on his computer alone in his appartement...

First time I see someone playing a sim game not doing any interactions or walking around meeting new people
 
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Elite Kipchak said:
it takes a special kind of retard to believe that sharing game strats online is somehow a bad thing. and especially in fighting games, where a lot of that is directed towards new players. the same new players that he uses to feed his ego. fgs are brutal to get into at first, if there was no content for noobs because muh gatekeeping, he'd be getting stomped repeatedly by the same autists that have been grinding since the 90s.
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The japanese Street Fighter and Smash Bros. communities grew and became much stronger because people gathered and shared tech and combos all the time. Corea and Latin America reign supreme in KOF because they didn't just hog their knowledge and instead used it to become better players.

The problem here is that Phil is such a wrestling obsessed faggot that he treats fighting games like anime, where every person has their own special secret technique and everyone is unique, when in reality fighting games boil down to execution and mind games, which naturally proves that Phil is just a casual who only ever got anywhere because he knew things most other players didn't.

Think about it, but FGC Phil was a NEET who browsed forums all the time and leeched every tech and piece of strategy he could. He acts like hanging with a pro in MvC2 is proof of his talent, but no, it's proof of how fucking broken that game is. Check any pro set and it's always a 50-50 on who wins because in that game one little mistake costs you a character, which is basically game over. All Phil has ever had is cheese strategies, a combo that massively tips the scale in his favor (like the broken Vega in Super Turbo).

Phil doesn't have the mind to read people since he's one of the stupidest, most non-intuitive and non-curious people on the planet. He can't be bothered to figure his opponent, because the second he faces a wall, he starts crying about how it makes no sense, so he blocks his ability to learn and adapt. Phil never adapts, so he can't do shit when someone figures him (like RawPhil) and since his execution is complete dogshit, he can't even react to a decent player.

How come most actual pros (like Justin Wong) can actually figure pattern players? How come EVO is always won by the same people and not one of the thousand scrubs who spam a Cammy pattern? Maybe it's because actually good players can actually beat that and Phil is one of the thousands of "competitive" players that get filtered by basic shit.
 
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thisniggaTRASH said:
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"Do I still go for walks? Yeah, actually I've been going for walks with my wife. We've been going together for little walks everyday"

YEAH RIGHT
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It's be funny if they treat it like a family outing and had little leashes for Jasper and the rest of the menagerie to walk with them. Imagine what the neighbors must think if they happen to look out their windows during the 2 minutes it takes them to walk to the end of the driveway then turn around because they're tired.
 
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BPD Gunt Rider said:
Phil should take some days off before his big birthday bash beggin' week.
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yes. 365 of them
Skippy Shortbottom said:
Is it me or did he philibuster that Amazon story to make it seem like he wasn't straight up doing some sort of refundscam?
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Yes he did. I ran into this same issue in the fall. You can track everything on the Amazon site.
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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Is that the fastest wagequit ever?
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I don't understand. He specifically told us he CAN NOT change the schedule because people are looking forward to watching what he has on the schedule.
Looney Troons said:
His set looks so fucking stupid. Wasn’t he ragging on LTG a few months back for not having a “professional looking” set? He actually thinks this crap looks cool, huh?
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I like the vibrator pic he has now.
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"Do I still go for walks? Yeah, actually I've been going for walks with my wife. We've been going together for little walks everyday"

YEAH RIGHT
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seismic activity fact check: false
 
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