What is wrong with this woman? Her average working-class overweight viewer may be able to suggest Weight Watchers, Noom, or a local hospital-based weight loss program, but not some posh weight loss resort, and certainly not one overseas. For that, Anna needs to consult one of her well-heeled high-brow friends. Oh, wait, she doesn't have any.
People are losing jobs left and right, and we're probably headed into a recession before the year is out. Yet in the midst of this economic uncertainty, Anna is sittinghere asking for overpriced fat camp recommendations. I don't know if she is humble bragging, or is really that tone-deaf. Maybe both.
I totally agree with your comment, but Anna isn't interested in weight loss, because that would require limiting her food intake, so she's not going to a resort for that. It sounds like she wants a place that focuses on fitness and working out—but that will also let her laze around in the pool, sauna, and hot tub, sleep in as "self care," order in DoorDash to her room, and consume protein snacks, while making content about it.
And I'm sure there is some place like that, for those who have the money to splash out on it, but she's going to have a real hard time with the kinds of moneyed looks-and-fitness obsessed people who frequent those kinds of resorts, and they're going to have problems with her.
She also, due to her massive obesity, needs guidance from somebody who knows how to work with her fucked-up body mechanics, or she's just going to end up injured. She'd be a liability for a lot of health and wellness resorts that are fitness-, not diet-focused.
Anna just needs to hire a personal trainer who knows how to deal with the specific needs of deathfats, who can coach her on her weightlifting form, and steer her away from high-impact exercises and toward pool running and/or water aerobics. There's got to be somebody in the Austin area who does that, and it's not as if she doesn't have a pool and a gym already at her disposal.
But her request also begs the question: If you were such a fitness queen before, Anna, and knew what you were doing, then why do you need experts to teach you how to exercise again? Seriously, by now she should have a very good idea of what she needs to do, and what she is physically capable of doing, and how not to overevert herself—so she just needs to fucking do
that, rather than go off on an expensive fitness retreat.
Then again, her question is probably an attempt to crowdsource the names of likely resorts, that she will then hit up for a sponsorship deal, until she finds one willing to do it. She's probably already doing that, from a list of ones she's found herself, as I type this. because Anna's constantly looking for ways to get her life monetized.
