Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

I can’t imagine being so sexless that making out sounds better than sex. The thought of making out with Vicky for any amount of time is haram.
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I don't think she has ever done any of that. I think her "sex life" is entirely online.

"Making out for hours" is uncomfortable and awkward after not all that long. It is the activity of teenagers who fear consequences, not normal adults.

She is imagining what any human contact at all would be like. Entirely speculative.
 
Vicki's on new meds.

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So manly to worry about your face not being perfectly smooth.

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The meds are working, she says.

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Vicki is living her whole life around her scat fetish disability LARP.

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What's the worst part of being in a wheelchair? Vicki has thoughts.

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Vicki's been talking back and forth with @sapphicswilder on Twitter, who describes herself as: "disabled, ambulatory wheelchair user + AFOs / auDHD, ARFID, hEDS, POTS," aka another munchie.
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This munchie is a Kiwi (the New Zealander type, not the type who laughs at cows) and wants to cry about disability until she's a wheelchair-using Broadway star.

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She's deliberately and intentionally using her unnecessary chair as a way to get ahead in musical theater programs.

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She also wants to wear a mask to both auditions AND performances.

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Oh gee shocker she has eating disorders and ME/CFS too. She claims this was all because of "long covid."

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hee hee what a silly lil girl!

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She gets mad when pretending she's fallen and can't get up results in loss of privacy and dignity.

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Similar to Vicki, more expensive foods are safe, cheaper ones (even if it's the same food in a bigger bulk container) just won't work.

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People on Twitter are working on convincing her that she's actually a trans man.

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But she explains really she just wants to be seen as a child.

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Also says she purposely infantilizes herself for better treatment, very similar to Vicki.

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Much like Vicki, she seems to want to fully regress to infancy and have people take care of her like she is a helpless newborn. Extremely creepy.

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I don't think she has ever done any of that. I think her "sex life" is entirely online.

"Making out for hours" is uncomfortable and awkward after not all that long. It is the activity of teenagers who fear consequences, not normal adults.

She is imagining what any human contact at all would be like. Entirely speculative.
Yeah, it’s a LARP. I still remember how she was insisting she wasn’t a virgin, which kinda says it all.

She’s a virgin. And never really had the opportunity to get laid. She was the weird dramatic kid in school that prioritized attention whoring more than the opposite sex, and when she was out of HS and actually had the opportunity to be promiscuous, she quickly became a bloated, unfuckable roid beast.
So manly to worry about your face not being perfectly smooth.
One of my pet peeves about pooners, is when they pretend they have male follicles and not wispy pube beards.

Like just stop girl. The closest you’ve ever been to a five o clock shadow is kissing daddy’s cheek when he’s back from a business trip.

What's the worst part of being in a wheelchair? Vicki has thoughts.
You know, that comment sounds remarkably like something, someone who doesn’t actually NEED to have a wheelchair would say? 🤔
 
She’s a virgin. And never really had the opportunity to get laid. She was the weird dramatic kid in school that prioritized attention whoring more than the opposite sex, and when she was out of HS and actually had the opportunity to be promiscuous, she quickly became a bloated, unfuckable roid beast.
She might have had sex a teenage girl. Actually, she likely did. As a "man"? Not once, I don't believe it.
 
I'm new to this thread but academia chews lazy people up and spits them out. She's setting herself up for a girlfail arc.
Not in the humanities. Speaking from what I observed, the most obnoxious, intellectually lazy asshats will receive PhDs eventually if only because the department is sick of them always hanging around. I really wish I was kidding.
What they don't tell you is that the human artists it is replacing are pooners who draw sheafs of gay furry "fanart" and not like, Mark freaking Rothko.
As someone who considers myself an artist, I take a lot of umbrage at these people who suddenly act like art isn't worth making unless you're being paid for it. If they can't enjoy making art without it having to be monetized that's pretty fucking sad.
I can’t imagine being so sexless that making out sounds better than sex. The thought of making out with Vicky for any amount of time is haram.
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She's never had good sex. That's what I get from this. It's like that gay dude on the right wondering about vaginas getting wet. Clearly no actual experience with mutually enjoyable sex. Sad. Many such cases.
Vicki is living her whole life around her scat fetish disability LARP.
I know others have wondered the same thing, but why not adult diaper briefs, Vicky? Other people have dealt with this same issue and have come up with solutions.

Or you could get one of these custom made
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So manly to worry about your face not being perfectly smooth.
I actually feel this a little. Not pity, but I identify with it. I like to stay clean-shaven and it's a pain. This dummy needs to spend less on pills and more on quality shaving products and lotion.

I could get a lot of shaving cream with $60,000...
 
So, what do we figure? She got her hands on some Spravato? (Esketamine nasal spray). Or Auvelity (cough syrup plus wellbutrin)? Has to be something expensive with a buzz.
Unrelated med sperging below

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LOOOOOOOL!!!

Fucking pharma kikes man! No wonder healthcare is so fucked.

Bupropion is an old ass drug long out of patents. Costs a few dollars.
DXM: Can get it without a prescription. Literally a few dollars for a bottle.

But combine the two and presto: That’ll be 1500$ wagie! Unless you’re a poor in which case the government will pay 1000$ and you get it for free!

Goddamn what a fucking scam.
 
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LOOOOOOOL!!!

Fucking pharma kikes man! No wonder healthcare is so fucked.

Bupropion is an old ass drug long out of patents. Costs a few dollars.
DXM: Can get it without a prescription. Literally a few dollars for a bottle.

But combine the two and presto: That’ll be 1500$ wagie! Unless you’re a poor in which case the government will pay 1000$ and you get it for free!

Goddamn what a fucking scam.
The nasty trick is they have formulated the combo pill such that it's an oddball dose of both drugs. So if you wanted to replicate it with generics, you'd still have to get them specially compounded, or order the liquid form and do some equations and then dose it out with a dropper- things people who have treatment resistant depression (what this is ostensibly for) are less likely to be able to reliably do for themselves.
 
The nasty trick is they have formulated the combo pill such that it's an oddball dose of both drugs. So if you wanted to replicate it with generics, you'd still have to get them specially compounded, or order the liquid form and do some equations and then dose it out with a dropper- things people who have treatment resistant depression (what this is ostensibly for) are less likely to be able to reliably do for themselves.
Shit man… If I can save 1000$ a month, I’ll gladly be cutting Wellbutrin pills and pouring cough syrup into measuring cups!
 
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And how exactly does she expect to make it in academia?
Fuuaurk not to blog, but first post in over 6 years since I was 13..but damn that tweet kind of hit home and made me think I really gotta get my ass in gear otherwise I'm going to lose to this troon...

I just started ABE for my diploma, but I'm late pretty often or just skipping.....this shit is giving me some serious inspiration to start doing right. Thank fuck there's so many disasters online to show you that you're not that much of a failure, and can always be worse..(:_(
This chick is such a fucking waste of space it makes me feel good about being a little bit less of a of a waste.
 
people who have treatment resistant depression
What a treat to Big Pharma this group of patients is! IME, though, this group largely consists of people who do not in fact have depression. Instead, they more often have doctors who are poor diagnosticians who either don’t recognize dysthymia, substance abuse or personality disorders, or are too cowardly to diagnose those conditions, since there are no easy treatments.

If Vicky has a diagnosis of ”treatment resistant depression” I’d like to know how she got that diagnosis. Was she ever a functioning adult who in connection with very low mood lost most function (lol NO)? What was her response to ECT when all first line pharmaceutical options including tricyclic antidepressants and lithium had been exhausted? CBT? Was there a drug screen to exclude substance-related anhedonia? Etfuckingcetera!

Not sure if this arc has me more annoyed with Vicky, bad psychiatrists or the pharma industry, but I’m cranky nonetheless.
 
The meds are working, she says.

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All these retards are like 'omg I'm hypomanic! Tee-hee! #mentaltrillness!'
Nevermind that you are not hypomanic - it's called a regular-ass burst of productivity in an otherwise useless, bloated monster of a human being - but hypomania is no big deal. Mania is a big deal, yes, but hypomania doesn't really last long enough and it's not intense enough to be dangerous or deleterious to one's health. People just feel happy and confident and aren't tired. Not only are you munching, but you are munching some retarded, weak-ass shit that literally nobody cares about except stupid, attention-seeking women online. Her ability to never feel embarrassment and consistently avoid two seconds of self-reflection is frankly stunning. If a lot of us had this power, we would be fucking unstoppable.
 
hypomania doesn't really last long enough and it's not intense enough to be dangerous or deleterious to one's health. People just feel happy and confident and aren't tired.
Not even true, for a significant subset it's a state of irritability and agitation associated with a higher risk for all kinds of bad shit- picking fights, trouble at work or school, poor decisions. If it was just "being happy and a little hyper" it wouldn't be a clinical issue. It's not a disorder at all until it starts causing problems.

None of this shit is as fun as people like Vicky want it to be.
 
Not even true, for a significant subset it's a state of irritability and agitation associated with a higher risk for all kinds of bad shit- picking fights, trouble at work or school, poor decisions. If it was just "being happy and a little hyper" it wouldn't be a clinical issue. It's not a disorder at all until it starts causing problems.

None of this shit is as fun as people like Vicky want it to be.
Sorry! I concede that I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about and that I just hate Vicky. I have experience with mania, not hypomania. My only knowledge of hypomania is from girls on the Internet claiming to have it when they feel happy and clean their room. You are right, Larry David's Opera Cape!

That is very true.
 
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