Celebrity Meghan Markle / Rachel Meghan Markle / Meghan, Duchess of Sussex / Meghan Sussex / The Alliterate One - Markle Snarkle

[booklover]

I didn't see a thread here about it, although maybe I missed it, but I'm seeing that Prince Harry is involved in some kind of Africa-based scandal - one that the American mainstream press appears to be completely ignoring. I can certainly understand why, because there are some bigger things going on in these corners.

 

[FatalTater]

Prince Harry is involved in some kind of Africa-based scandal

The Sentebale thing?
It's an African charity he co-founded in 2006. Sophie Chandauka, the chair of Sentebale accused Harry of bullying and harassment.
Not sure what all is going on there but it is certainly not nothing.
Tiny 2 minute 9 News Australia thing about it

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=6xZMqXtpGJw

 

[blue gopher snakes]

We can sum up Sentebale Battle Royale matchup between the Great White Hunter and the Black Girl Magician as this:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Lilibet actually favors Princess Margaret’s daughter Sarah Chatto and, on their 2024 holiday card, I see some Charlotte in her eyes. Archie has always had a slightly lazy eye and has not been photographed smiling, which makes one wonder.

 

[Eventide]

Lilibet actually favors Princess Margaret’s daughter Sarah Chatto and, on their 2024 holiday card, I see some Charlotte in her eyes. Archie has always had a slightly lazy eye and has not been photographed smiling, which makes one wonder.

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Are you sure that's the actual H&M Christmas card? Wasn't the one shared around this year in the Daily Mail/etc. eventually revealed to be an ai-generated fake?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Are you sure that's the actual H&M Christmas card? Wasn't the one shared around this year in the Daily Mail/etc. eventually revealed to be an ai-generated fake?

That isn’t the fake one that was making the rounds, which you could have seen with a quick Google search. The one I shared is genuine. It was exposed by Meghan’s pal Gloria Steinem when she opened her home to Architectural Digest and left the card open on a side table in full view of the camera.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

They look terrifying, but I would love to get one. Just to get rid of the fine lines and such. No doctors in my area do them, though.

Some of these ladies could do with putting on a tiny bit of weight, 20 pounds or so. As you get older, you have to choose between your ass or your face, and too many choose their ass. Sarah Jessica Parker is a prime example of this.

I used to think this way about older age, but surprise, surprise it's not entirely true. I lost 12lbs recently and I have less lines on my face. Granted, you can't go super gaunt, but sometimes you can get more lines when there is some inflammation in your body. Especially if you gained these pounds around menopause.

Meghan, as I mentioned before, has this unfortunate body type that whenever she is above 21 BMI she looks fat. I think the solution is not that hard, she is just too lazy to do it. She should build more muscle in her stick legs and arms. Also dress appropriately, but I am repeating myself.

I wanted to touch another subject. She became now full-blown influencer, and I tried to figure out if she really has to earn money. There are wildly different estimates how much their life in Montecito costs.

They took like $10mln mortgage on the house, but it was when the mortgage rates were pretty low.
Harry lost access to royal purse, but he has some inheritance from his mother.
Still, there are taxes to pay, staff needs to get paid, necessary repairs etc. I saw estimates ranging from $500K to $2mln per year.

I thought that Netflix deal would be able to carry them for a long time, and wouldn't Meghan prefer just pose in bland Loro Piana outfits to actually have to earn money? Or maybe this is her only way to break free from dumb husband? To establish herself as a successful influencer/entrepreneur, so she doesn't have to rely on his money?

What do you think? Do they really need to earn money? Can Meghan ever break free (we root for you girl, I mean we really root for Harry to rid himself of vile hag, but you go girl!)?

 

[Iron Jaguar]

let’s be honest, there was no saving SJP’s face. Her body is the only thing she has going for her.

"Transvestite Donkey Witch" was an apt summary.

 

[MadStan]

Meghan Markle had a sparkle
When I shoved a flashlight in her ear.
She went from douchess to a Duchess
As all the blacks gave cheer

And now the curtain's dropped
And the merch has flopped
We get to hear about her wears

Cry victim for me one more time.
As you spend all Daddy's dimes
We love your crocodile tears

 

[Return of the Freaker]

She says thanks.

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Anyways she does have a skincare page on her shopmy.us/ms affiliated links storefront but as I was mentioning earlier she likely uses none of the products listed and just had her archewell servants reach out to the brands, who automatically generated her a link that she can share.

If you actually want celebrity skin you need to use vitamin c, tretinoin or tazarotene, sunscreen, Botox or dysport, maybe a bit of filler, and an annual fourth quarter professional acid peel or laser resurfacing regimen, whichever your dermatologist recommends. You can also throw in a red light therapy mask every night if you want. There everyone, the secret to the fountain of youth.

Jesus Christ that's horrifying. If you ever wanted to start a "Meghan is a man" rumor without an alleged bulge pic, this is a good photo.

 

[duckling]

Lilibet actually favors Princess Margaret’s daughter Sarah Chatto and, on their 2024 holiday card, I see some Charlotte in her eyes. Archie has always had a slightly lazy eye and has not been photographed smiling, which makes one wonder.

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Never pick a fight with John Andrews Stan when it comes to facts about the BRF guys, you will always come out on the bottom.

I see the Sarah Chatto too. Lilibet is definitely cuter now, though I think she will have a Markle nose.

Interesting note on Archie’s strabismus and lack of smiling… I hadn’t noticed that he hadn’t grown out of the lazy eye. Nearly 1 in 5 people with autism have a lazy eye. That adds an interesting layer on how nervous he sounded when Meghan was encouraging him to play with a garden hose in her Instagram stories a week or so back. Did guest speaker ever go crazy about Louis acting like a normal, excitable 4 year old at the platinum jubilee?

I’m really in the weeds here, sorry.

 

[A.P. Hill]

Interesting note on Archie’s strabismus and lack of smiling… I hadn’t noticed that he hadn’t grown out of the lazy eye. Nearly 1 in 5 people with autism have a lazy eye. That adds an interesting layer on how nervous he sounded when Meghan was encouraging him to play with a garden hose in her Instagram stories a week or so back. Did guest speaker ever go crazy about Louis acting like a normal, excitable 4 year old at the platinum jubilee?

I don't know if being in the situation Prince Archibald (I will never not be MATI at royals giving their children pet names as their actual legal names) is in is a good thing for an autist or a bad thing for an autist. On the one hand, you're rich enough to afford the best therapy and socializers you can get. On the other hand...you have the mother from hell. I 100% guarantee you if he is revealed to be autistic, Meghan will be parading him in front of every camera to make herself look like a selfless caregiver. He'll be under a microscope regardless. Plus, since his idiot parents have burnt all their bridges with their relatives, he doesn't even have his cousins/uncles/aunts for support. Harry acted out, but he had his brother and grandmother there for support, something that the BPD hag's kids don't have. I think one or both will grow up to resent their parents.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

It’s really telling that absolutely no one wanted Harry despite his status. He must be unbearable to be around.

It shows how great the Royal family’s PR machine is. Harry had such a good public image before Markle isolated him from the rest of the family

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Do they really need to earn money?

Absolutely, not least because Meghan shops for luxury goods like it’s her full-time job.

In Spare, Harry makes a big deal about the annual cost of security; it’s certainly well into seven figures for 24/7 armed staff. Based on what I’ve seen of their detractors, there is a fringe of genuinely unwell people who want Meghan to come to real, violent harm. Many of them also hate the children and/or believe the kids are actors or even that they don’t exist. Who knows what nutters like that would do to try to make a point.

Harry didn’t help matters when he boasted of how many Taliban he killed while serving as a co-pilot (never a pilot as the press often describes him) and how it just felt like a video game. You really have to wonder if he was saying this to raise the risk level for the sake of his lawsuit against the UK government for pulling their security. Or is he just that fucking stupid to place his children at even greater peril for the sake of burnishing his military cred? Frankly, both are very likely.

 

[duckling]

More is coming out about the Sentebale shitshow, namely that Harry sent Sophie an “imperious” email demanding answers for why she refused to defend Meghan after Meghan had trotted out her Netflix filming crew to profit off of a charity event.

Additionally, since the polo event was originally for charity, Sentebale had secured the location at a significant discount. With the announcement that it would be a commercial endeavor due to Netflix involvement, the property owners charged full price to use the course. Sentebale could not afford the commercial price of the venue so they had to change venues with only a month to spare.

More details in the attached article.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14554839/prince-harry-meghan-sentebale-boss-message-polo-match.html

https://archive.is/9PFVg

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Something else to bear in mind: Harry has been applying to the USPTO for commercial use trademarks for Sentebale. Specifically, for the purpose of branding a host of mental health services and events. He really is dumb enough to think he is entitled to such use. And I absolutely believe that all his mates on the Sentebale board would have fallen in line with whatever he wanted. Not so this strong African woman.

I’m so excited for this. Harry is a complete moron. He and his cunt wife have taken on a highly educated lawyer and PhD who has been seasoned by stints working for Meta and other cutthroat organizations. She also founded and runs a life sciences company with her doctor brother. H and M are simply no match for the woman they were stupid enough to take on.

We eatin’ good this year, frens.

 

[duckling]

Meghan continues to post low engagement stories instead of reels.

 

[obsdj]

"We don't deserve dogs" is a common and true aphorism, but this woman especially does not deserve dogs.

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Are carrots normally that small? Were they not done growing…? If I pulled that out of the ground I would not post it unless to ask what the heck I did wrong.

 

[MongInTheMirror]

Trevor married an heiress and has had two children with her, IIRC, and Corey is also in a happy relationship.
I think they just want to live their best lives and never have to think about Meghan again.

I was today years old when I realized that Meghan's exes share the names (slight spelling difference) of this pair from Trailer Park Boys:



I don't know why that's so funny to me, but it is. Maybe it just establishes a precedent for the kind of average intellectual caliber of a guy who hooks up with Meghan Markle? I can definitely see Harry fitting in seamlessly with these two, oddly enough