Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Post Reply]

Patrick, you are his hobby.

 

[Mörkö]

Saw a Patpost in the wild.

Spoiler: Some comments

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Saw a Patpost in the wild.
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That face has to be shopped. I lack the words to describe what I'm seeing, but I guess the closest I get is saying that it looks like a Kumquat that has hit the ground a few times.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

That face has to be shopped. I lack the words to describe what I'm seeing, but I guess the closest I get is saying that it looks like a Kumquat that has hit the ground a few times.

Totally real. The only shop I've ever seen of it is that they complete the image since his hair is cut off by giving him the "just fuck my shit up" haircut.

The best part of this patpost is: are these all criminal cyber stalkers or gullible children? They immediately clock him as a fat retard.

If a Patrick image is called fat and no stalker is around to say it, does the poster still enjoy prison?

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Would Patrick save one daughter or 1,000 pepperoni sticks from a building on fire?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Would Patrick save one daughter or 1,000 pepperoni sticks from a building on fire?

Implying that Pat didn’t set the fire in the first place to rid himself of a daughter and smoke some meat at the same time.

 

[Maude Snew]

Remember his stair replacement where he just nailed down new planks on rotted wood riser and stringers ?

I seem to remember those being plastic, him using the wrong nails in the wrong places, and using the wrong tools.

 

[An automatic clown]

I seem to remember those being plastic, him using the wrong nails in the wrong places, and using the wrong tools.

I believe the replacement planks were plastic/synthetic wood but they went on the old wood risers and stringers. He had a broken hammer in one of the pics iirc and bragged about buying some unnecessary power tools that was a chineseiume knock off of Milwaukee

 

[East_Clintwood]

That face has to be shopped.

Wrong again atalker child. You have been informed many times that is Pat's actual(ly hideous) face

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/929737417925496832

 

[Judge Holden]

nourenemies are cackling with glee

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Wrong again atalker child. You have been informed many times that is Pat's actual(ly hideous) face

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/929737417925496832

What, in God's name, are the spiky things below his ears? And speaking of ears, who the fuck took a bite out of them?

 

[Maude Snew]

What, in God's name, are the spiky things below his ears? And speaking of ears, who the fuck took a bite out of them?

They're just ashamed to be in the same picture as his hideously fat face so they're taking the ample cover that is said face and hiding behind it.

 

[An automatic clown]

What, in God's name, are the spiky things below his ears? And speaking of ears, who the fuck took a bite out of them?

I think those are his fucking earlobes and his puffy cheeks obscure them

 

[John_Smith]

The poet e.e. cummings used to play around with typography to add a visual component. For some reason it occurred to me to blend together a few tweets of the pig-man-poet of Milwaukee and present them in a homage to mr. cummings.
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home, sweet

home.​

Wrong again,

asshole. My mother​

is quite sweet,

and my house is light​

on closets. My home​

is made of very
solid wood,

stalker.​

Enjoy prison.​

I'm just an

actual​

tough
guy.​

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p.s. tomlinson sept 2019-mar 2025

Bleah. Trying to format spacings in BBC code is craptastic.

The porch floor boards, shoddily installed as they are, are probably going to cost Piggy a lot of money when an AirBnB guest trips or otherwise injures themselves and sues, sues, sues Piggy . What do you bet he doesn't have the right insurance for it? Now that would be poetic justice. Piggy gets a big judgement from the city, but ends up losing it and more in a liability/personal injury suit.

 

[Maude Snew]

Bleah. Trying to format spacings in BBC code is craptastic.

You could ask Nick Rekieta, I hear he's an expert on the BBC.

 

[An automatic clown]

I think those are his fucking earlobes and his puffy cheeks obscure them

There's a gif the pests occasionally post of him on some pod cast rubbing his nasty, fat, rubbery earlobe for a strangely long time. I'm sure been posted here too.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

 

[Maude Snew]

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Named after Walter Peck, who much like Fat Rick, does not have a dick.

 

[RollingRock2]

There's a gif the pests occasionally post of him on some pod cast rubbing his nasty, fat, rubbery earlobe for a strangely long time. I'm sure been posted here too.

It's a nervous tic

 

[Bias Judge.]

It's a nervous tic
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Maybe thats one of his tells when he is lying, which is always.