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I really hope some day we find out Brotherman Platinum Hits Dan was Flavia all along.
Just a gal with a great sense of humor having a blast and laughing her ass (and diapers!) off at all this nonsense lol.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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I really hope some day we find out Brotherman Platinum Hits Dan was Flavia all along.
Just a gal with a great sense of humor having a blast and laughing her ass (and diapers!) off at all this nonsense lol.
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Fatrick "Couch Commander" Tomlinson adds financial "expert" to his list of myriad titles including failed writer, never-father, payer of Quasi, lolcow, and fat faggot with bitch tits.
Instances of 2025 which Piggy Ricky replies to himself. Closer to home in terms of screeching into a void. Nice try, stupid retard.
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This is as bad as the bullshit I had to endure down there with all those pansy ass fuckers who think apologizing to me for what their president is doing to Canada and other countries will some how make them an honourary citizen. Tim Horton's is as much Canadian as American cheese slices are American. It's an American company now with terrible coffee and factory made donuts. You're in America, apologizing is just an admission of guilt. You want a good coffee you go to a place like FIKA or The Vault (they still around?). for Donuts Daddy O Doughnuts if you're in the area.
If you wanted to be Canadian then you should know that Canadians are boycotting American products.
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Why not go to Glory Hole Donuts and have a good laugh that you over paid for a tiny donut at a place called Glory Hole?
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Why go to a gay doughnut shop where they serve you gay doughnuts named after a disgusting homosexual practice when you could go to JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS and take a TWO HOUR SHIT and get awesome JOLLY PIRATE DOUGHNUTS instead of disgusting, perverted GAY doughnuts?
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It's likely why they're no longer in business, least I don't think they are. Main location is permanently closed.
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Timbits are trash tier food. Munchkins are gross enough, and Timbits are just Munchkins that were left in the oven twenty minutes too long. I suppose it tracks for a guy who likes his steak well done
Here I got you guys some timbits. Enjoy crispness
Here I got you guys some timbits. Enjoy crispness
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Pat's just mad he has to uss the garage door to leave his house because he's FAT.
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Jokes on you! He's too poor to own a a garage!
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Aint double checked on fat last couple days, but when I went on to his feed and saw this I straight up started wheeze laughing for like two minutes
Aint checked the context yet, but I like to think he is arguing with a rather persistent wolf who has already chased him out of hovel made of straw.
....ok I just checked the context and...
Jesus fucking christ I love this retarded fucking pig man
Aint checked the context yet, but I like to think he is arguing with a rather persistent wolf who has already chased him out of hovel made of straw.
....ok I just checked the context and...
Jesus fucking christ I love this retarded fucking pig man
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He's like his worst enemy, Drumpfff.
"We got the best wood, the most solid wood for our homes. The other guys say 'Mr. Tomlinson, you can't throw stones you're in a glass house!' I say we got wood like you wouldn't believe. And you can see it in action from prison."
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She should not have rideemed.
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Except the wood isn't solid. Remember his stair replacement where he just nailed down new planks on rotted wood riser and stringers ?
This Machine Milks Cows
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I note that Pat is fast approaching a quarter of a million tweets. He is at 249.1 thousand at the moment and going at about 50 a day currently. He could get there around April 15.
I'm going to guess that his 250,000th tweet is going to be
You chose to conclude your life with a cage long ago, stalker. Enjoy prison.
I'm going to guess that his 250,000th tweet is going to be
You chose to conclude your life with a cage long ago, stalker. Enjoy prison.
If we can get Donald Trump to tweet out the phrase "Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker. This is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison.", the criminal cyberstalking cult are going to shit their pants.
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More proof that he doesn't read, because if he did, he'd know the wolf is gonna blow that shit down. Bricks, Pat, bricks!
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He thinks "solid wood" is a euphemism for what you find in gay bathhouses.
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Agreed.
Pat says a lot of dumb stuff, but the nonsensical, bizarre tweets are the ones that give me the best bellylaughs. The ones that make you snort during a meeting 2 weeks later, and get you weird glances while you try to say "sorry, please continue" with a barely contained smirk on your face.
The paint balloon might be the most famous example of his broken logic, but there are gems hidden inside gems. For instance, we all know the origin of tough guy Pat:
A classic, obviously. But.. have you read the full tweet?
What???
There's something about this that makes it a piece of art.
The combination of the extreme aggressiveness straight from an 80's Arnold movie right before killing the surprised henchman, followed by complimenting mommy, and then the immediate, dry cut to discussing interior furniture design... just to top it all off with the most absurd brag a man utterly destituted of muscle and courage could ever muster is just... *chef's kiss*!
I bet most casual Pat enjoyers didn't know the rest of this famous tweet.
Finding Pat is like finding the last dodo, and turns out it went extinct because it was an obese mentally challenged species and you just stumbled on the last, most inbred retarded example among all birdkind. You feel bad for it at first, but eventually you can't avoid laughing whenever it craps itself because it can't even fart right.
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Its the combination of the most bizarre non sequiturs with the overwhelmingly smug and hilariously unearned self importance and superiority, which when further crossed with his existential need to furiously correcT every blatant joke and shitpost about him and threaten those who promulgate such slander with ever more dire physical violence and stretches of imprisonment turns him into such a prime cow in his own right even before one factors in the embarrassing fucking farce that is his actual life and identity as well as the elaborate shitposter/troll lore that has developed around him
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Welp, today were WOLFFed again... (1/61)