Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 29 2.5%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 306 26.5%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 818 70.9%

  • Total voters
    1,153
Getting lectured on being a responsible adult by a gold-digging Cluster B whore of average attractiveness? Being clearly responsible for repeated events/patterns like this happening in his life, hearing the fucking atrocious way he talks in public, and people seriously think he's going to make shit better in the American government?

We get to see it all unfold in almost real-time. What a time to be alive.
 
Getting lectured on being a responsible adult by a gold-digging Cluster B whore of average attractiveness? Being clearly responsible for repeated events/patterns like this happening in his life, hearing the fucking atrocious way he talks in public, and people seriously think he's going to make shit better in the American government?

We get to see it all unfold in almost real-time. What a time to be alive.
Because he’d rather tweet with Ian Michael Cheong and Grummz than his babies mothers, so he believes anything anyone with a blue checkmark says about them. Imagine you have to deal with Elon as your coparent, but now idiots like Loomer just saying whatever comes to mind with proof and he believes her. It’s like he’s incapable of processing truth unless it’s distilled down to digestible 280 character xeets.
 
Perhaps colonizing Mars seems relatively trivial to Elon compared to the daunting task of... just knowing how many kids he has at this point. You would think with his proclivites he would be more of a K-strategist than an r-strategist, but I digress.

I could not see myself sleeping well at night having any of my positions in the companies under the thumb of a guy who can not even keep track of his own tube babies. Godspeed to any brave souls still holding the bag on TSLA!
 
Guys Tim Walz is boolying again

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It really amazes me that Elon portrays himself as this alpha male yet he makes it easy to know what upsets him all the time, like Tim Walz is quickly becoming one of the few people who have really gotten under his skin.

Like I don't like either of those guys but a lot of the politicians Elon is hanging around with like pals have more of a backbone than Musk the crybully

Getting lectured on being a responsible adult by a gold-digging Cluster B whore of average attractiveness? Being clearly responsible for repeated events/patterns like this happening in his life, hearing the fucking atrocious way he talks in public, and people seriously think he's going to make shit better in the American government?

We get to see it all unfold in almost real-time. What a time to be alive.
This is what happens when you let a manchild who surrounds himself with other retards online and acts decades younger than he really is.

Remember when Elon desperately needed to prove that he's a real gamer to everyone when any other rich guy in that situation would just shrug and boast about their wealth than not even bother talking about it again.

Elon just never shuts up about what bothers him since he still cries about the nazi salute months later when anyone else would give a quick apology or in Trump's case, just never really acknowledge it again.
 
It's clear Vivian Musk is an autistic Troon that if she didn't have money would be lolcow tier. She clearly got a ton of surgerys and learned to act like a woman.

In a different culture most trans at minimum could be her quality.

This is what they looked like early in transition with the autism male on full show.

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An evolutionary advantage we seem determined to breed out of the human race.
The joke is there's a pattern that the pattern recognizers seem to be incapable of recognizing.
It's clear Vivian Musk is an autistic Troon that if she didn't have money would be lolcow tier. She clearly got a ton of surgerys and learned to act like a woman.

In a different culture most trans at minimum could be her quality.

This is what they looked like early in transition with the autism male on full show.

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You don't have to be poor to be a lolcow. A lolcow is a lolcow. So far I have not seen anything from Vivian that I can lol at so, personally, I cannot consider her a lolcow.
One thing I was thinking of and maybe someone here knows the answer: doesn't Elon only have kids via IVF because his dick doesn't work anymore? So should it not be quite obvious if the kid that Ashley woman has is his?
I believe he had kids before the supposed surgery, I really think he cares more about not having any female children.
 
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It really amazes me that Elon portrays himself as this alpha male yet he makes it easy to know what upsets him all the time, like Tim Walz is quickly becoming one of the few people who have really gotten under his skin.

Like I don't like either of those guys but a lot of the politicians Elon is hanging around with like pals have more of a backbone than Musk the crybully


This is what happens when you let a manchild who surrounds himself with other retards online and acts decades younger than he really is.

Remember when Elon desperately needed to prove that he's a real gamer to everyone when any other rich guy in that situation would just shrug and boast about their wealth than not even bother talking about it again.

Elon just never shuts up about what bothers him since he still cries about the nazi salute months later when anyone else would give a quick apology or in Trump's case, just never really acknowledge it again.
It’s hilarious because he comes out with his Kekius Maximus king of the trolls shit but can’t handle trolling from TIM WALZ.
Looks like we may get some Rittenhouse style Kino at Telsa dealerships soon.
This is amazing because nothing is going to keep the rich libs would buy these things away like a bunch of rejects from Oklahoma’s Navy.
It's clear Vivian Musk is an autistic Troon that if she didn't have money would be lolcow tier. She clearly got a ton of surgerys and learned to act like a woman.

In a different culture most trans at minimum could be her quality.

This is what they looked like early in transition with the autism male on full show.

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The troon has a thread.
 
One thing I was thinking of and maybe someone here knows the answer: doesn't Elon only have kids via IVF because his dick doesn't work anymore? So should it not be quite obvious if the kid that Ashley woman has is his?
You'd think if he had dick trubs someone would have burned him by now, but maybe he discovered it between women. It certainly isn't some sort of sexual morality on his part, he's just a brim short of a full fedora. It's pretty sad if he has devoted his personal life to this science project just out of sheer TOR novel r-selection autism. Elon, you either believe in God or Entropy and both say you're wasting your time to the point of insanity. Enjoy your first 15 kids for fuck's sake. Stick your dick in one of their moms while you're at it.
 
Space X is pretty cool, but Starlink is usually bad to mediocre depending on where you live. Fiber or 5G is usually faster or even cheaper.
I agree but I sadly cannot get fibre. Starlink is undeniably the best satellite internet service by a country mile. Too expensive tho D: why cant he stiff his baby momma a little more for child support and lower our rates?
 
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People have already been arrested over it, and are facing years in federal prison. Burning down Telsa cars isn't going to stop Elon Musk, Trump but it will ruin your life when you get caught. Plus, the people attacking dealerships are left-wing so them being hurt or killed isn't going to be something to lose sleep over. The irony, however, is the fact these are the same people who bought, and shilled Telsas for years because fears about climate change. Some of them even had Telsa stocks. More so, You don't defeat people like Musk, and Trump, through random acts of atomized destruction and violence. You deal with them by actually engaging in the political process. Propaganda of the deed is a century old, failed anarchist tactic that doesn't work or rapidly changes society.
why cant he stiff his baby momma a little more for child support and lower our rates?
Doesn't he have multiple kids by different baby mommas? That's probably why.
 
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One thing I was thinking of and maybe someone here knows the answer: doesn't Elon only have kids via IVF because his dick doesn't work anymore? So should it not be quite obvious if the kid that Ashley woman has is his?
Apparently he liked Amber Heard to dress up as some thot from that game he cheated on, so maybe his dick does still work, he's just autistic enough to know his spermies won't always hit so he has to do IVF.

Leftists deserve it and you know it. They're not doing it because Teslas are built like aluminum cans. They're doing it because ORANGEMANBAD
 
The joke is there's a pattern that the pattern recognizers seem to be incapable of recognizing.

You don't have to be poor to be a lolcow. A lolcow is a lolcow. So far I have not seen anything from Vivian that I can lol at so, personally, I cannot consider her a lolcow.
The foppish prince, son of wealth and privilege is a traditional meme. Flush with cash, short on brains.
St. Clair's child being a bastard is funny, just adding to the stupid drama that Elon surrounds himself with. .
Being a lolcow is a choice, and can't milk a dry cow.
 
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More mentally raped purple/pink join dates with prolapsed anuses shitting up the thread, in other news the sky is blue. Elon is a lolcow and a faggot and we are here to laugh at him, not suck his chinesium plastic microtube like you are so eagerly doing. No one gives a fuck about your political opinions. There are other threads for those of you that suck billionaire cock all day long, lest you tourists continually get raped when you decide to waltz in here and white knight the lolcow being discussed
I can laugh and make fun of whoever I like
 
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