Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[AfghanBlue]

my god is she hard to look at, and listen to. even on 2x speed it felt too slow, and she's so painfully monotonous. how can someone who builds their whole "career" on public speaking be so bad at it?

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this most exciting call to action i've ever seen.

I get the distinct impression, by how dirty she looks despite just coming from the shower, that Staph thinks merely standing under the water is akin to actively washing oneself.
Even that toplayer of grease is decidedly unmoved. Scrub thyself. With soap. And implements.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I just suffered through Staph's boring live stream of her invoking the goetic demon Andras to hex DOGE. I thought I would give you the highlights, so no one else has to be bored to death watching it. It's full of frustratingly long pauses and fumbling around. I'm really disappointed that she didn't do it outside. My favourite things about the video:

- The high tension from thinking you're about to watch an apartment being set ablaze, because of her resting 5 burning candles on a deconstructed cardboard box on her couch. The candle holders are too big for the candles, so the candles wobble around. She bought the special Andras candle from Etsy, of course. There is also a cushion just jonesing to fall onto it all from the back of the chair, as well as something that looks like a cat tea towel hanging nearby. She also scatters gauze sachets around the 'altar' and is wearing a cheap hair dressing cape with cords that dangle near the flames. That's not to mention that Siggy could, at any moment, leap onto it all.
- Special shout out to the TV remote control left by the altar. She didn't even fully clear her couch for this.
- She gets defensive over her heavy breathing, saying it's from her getting into a magickal trance. She must permanently be in one, then.
- A YouTube ad plays before the chanting video. Classic.
- At times she swings the camera around so we get some shots of her apartment and see how messy it is.
- She starts the ritual by imagining she has a tail that burrows into the earth and draws up energy to put in a crystal in her hand.
- Her hand starts shaking, which she takes as a sign that the demon has arrived. She says it's a different reaction to when human spirits visit, who only give her stuffy sinuses (lol).
- She has a print out sheet of instructions that she refers to a lot, but still fumbles around trying to find objects in a bag.
- She curses people associated with DOGE, reading out their names, fucking up pronunciations, telling the demon to destroy them.
- For some reason she has a stick that she pokes at the candles, putting one out, which I imagine was accidental. No idea why she needed to poke the flames. At one point the stick sets on fire.
- She abruptly says, 'Oh, I think he's left' about the demon, so she didn't get to request everything she wanted, or even give him his tiny offering of whisky. Rude. He probably thought 'Oh, this bitch again, no fucking way' and left. I like how a phone notification went off afterwards. Maybe he was texting her to let her know that he was safely home.
- She is unsure about many things. She doesn't know what language the goetic enn is in (Latin), what the crystal she is using is about, as well as mispronouncing a lot of things.
- She shows off the buttons and patches on her ceremonial hairdressing cape, but forgets what some of her own patches mean. One of them is to stop people talking about her (kek).

She left the live chat on for the first three minutes:

The runes on her face were the right way round... but the image was flipped. There were also comments left afterwards:

The comments are still on.

If you do feel inclined to watch it, then I saved it:

Editing to add:
I looked back in the thread to find mentions of Staph invoking Andras before. In her old grimoire, she name checks him multiple times for curses. This is a classic...

6/17/18:
Made offering to Andras to curse Kiwi farms. Blood wiped on piece of paper, surgical scabs offered, as well. Note written in blood that I seek vengeance, especially against HamplanetFitness who started the thread. Destroy them on my behalf, and on behalf of my loves.

@Hamplanet Fitness ! How's that curse working out for you? It might provide an insight into how it will affect DOGE, as she used the same demon.

 

[AfghanBlue]

She knows and counters "the demon"s apparent warnings ( her own self doubts and common sense) that she is really sure she should do this - on the off chance anything happens - by underlining how she knows what she's asking, the other time in the past she was young and dumb, and how you can't give an inch to fascists.

She really double, triple, quadruples down that she really really means business and to totally eviscerate ~multiple names of people and departments more broadly.

So if anything does happen, we can assume per her specific choice of words during the spell, that the backlash this time will be that her apartment may get burnt down, or at least, she loses her benefits payment.

There is a bit (after she offers the hell demon 4ml, not even the whole miniture of gas station whiskey) where nothing is being said but the audio captions record
"alive...... I.... Enter"

So maybe staph is possessed now, just to shake things up.

 

[DatBepisTho]

There is a bit (after she offers the hell demon 4ml, not even the whole mini bottle, of garage whiskey, where nothing is being said but the audio captions record
"alive...... I.... Enter"

So maybe staph is possessed now, just to shake things up.

I'd so be there for that arc. It'd totally track with her deteriorating so hard (besides T abuse, shit genetics, even shittier diet, etc.)

 

[moorhen]

She has a print out sheet of instructions that she refers to a lot, but still fumbles around trying to find objects in a bag.

I love that. She’s been doing this stupid larp for over a decade at this point and still needs instructions.

 

[Exhibortionist]

She's somehow uglier and fatter than before. How she manages to be more hideous than previously is something someone should study. Astronomically a mess.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Reminder that this is NYS, which means the tiny "whiskey" is probably not actual whiskey, and has an alcohol % no higher than beer and other "fortified beverages" you can sell at a non-liquor stores there, lol.

Unless she actually finally went to a true & honest NY liquor store and bought one of the "alcoholic on their lunch break" bottles. But lbr, if she went to the real liquor store she would have bought mead or banana schnapps or some other corny drink, so I'm guessing this really is a bottle from the dirty plastic container on the gas station counter. /sperg

 

[a hapless toad]

Her pronunciations are so tragic. Like if you're doing a spell/invocation/curse/whatever, shouldn't you make an effort to say things correctly?

Marquis is either pronounced mar-KWISS or mar-KEY, but never mar-KEEZE.

Muspelheim is pronounced MOO-spul-hame, not mull-spell-HYME.

And that's only from the few seconds I could suffer watching before I had to nope out.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph is at the Trans Day Of Visibility march in Binghamton today. She posted this beforehand:

I have no fucking clue why she thinks drinking water would help. Maybe she took note of all the water talk when she recently read her thread. I assume it's caused by her fucked up posture from hunching over her phone and sleeping on the couch. Or maybe Marquis Andras is trying to strangle her for wasting his time by invoking him at the weekend.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph is at the Trans Day Of Visibility march in Binghamton today. She posted this beforehand:
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I have no fucking clue why she thinks drinking water would help. Maybe she took note of all the water talk when she recently read her thread. I assume it's caused by her fucked up posture from hunching over her phone and sleeping on the couch. Or maybe Marquis Andras is trying to strangle her for wasting his time by invoking him at the weekend.

Demons don't fuck about. Chop chop eh

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I just want to say I watched the ritual sped up while doing work and it was hilarity. I love the glimpses into her filthy apartment. No sign of Siggy anywhere (smart girl). The absolute state of her alter — dismantled cardboard box, repurposed cookie tin with a discount store yellow price tag still on. A fucking stick which she used so badly she put out a candle instead of collecting more flame. And the half ounce of gas station "whiskey" as an offering... carried to her unclean stove.


My favorite part is when she felt possessed five seconds in. Damn gorl those demons are just waiting by the godphone for you, huh? Elon better watch out!

And the huge moles on her face, were those always there? It's like a new growth.

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Staph is at the Trans Day Of Visibility march in Binghamton today. She posted this beforehand:
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I have no fucking clue why she thinks drinking water would help. Maybe she took note of all the water talk when she recently read her thread. I assume it's caused by her fucked up posture from hunching over her phone and sleeping on the couch. Or maybe Marquis Andras is trying to strangle her for wasting his time by invoking him at the weekend.

So I haven't had crippling neck pain, but I have had crippling lower back pain, and the last thing I wanted to do was stand around at a rally. I suspect she's either

A. lying about the severity of the problem and might be starting a munchie arc
B. lying about implying she is at the rally herself and faking what a true and honest activist she is while actually watching a livestream from the same couch
C. lying about both

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I guess her neck felt better. I wonder how loud she read the poem? Did she just mumble it to herself and no one took notice? Wowsers... Some people helped themselves to her patches. I liked how she pointed out that they used the crosswalks lol. Very responsible.

ETA:

Full image:

 

[JanuaryViolet]

And the huge moles on her face, were those always there?

Yes, but they do seem more prominent now. I think moles can get bigger with age/weight change.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Yes, but they do seem more prominent now. I think moles can get bigger with age/weight change.

You know, normally I'd say she should get those checked, but I think it's just her fulfilling her transition into a hairy grandma.

That 'march' (it looks like about twenty people lol) looks like it's pretty much all schlubby college kids who use she/they pronouns. What are the odds Stapphy was the oldest one there?

 

[The Salt Mines]

She managed to find a crowd full of exceptional people where she does not stand out too badly, even with all those patches.

 

[moorhen]

Every day she gets closer to total nanafication.

The nana trousers, the nana shoes, the tote bag hanging off her arm.

So masculine.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I had to go to her region for work and I know the area in the photos. There's an old government building nearby. It was a few years ago but every other week it seemed like boomers and random white liberals would cluster there for little "demonstrations." Whatever the pet project of the week was. It's obvious that due to the nature of the property (former govt building) the public has permission to assemble there (as opposed to the doorway of a shop or loitering some place).

It was never college kids or anything interesting, people just ignore them. I'm sure that they applied for a permit to march around the block, too.

Stephanie seems to think stuff like this just spontaneously erupts into street fights with cops I guess. If you want to do something like that, you either talk with like-minded people beforehand and know what kind of event it might turn into....or, you get a sense that people will follow, and if it is strategically worth the risk, you start going in the street instead of "obeying crosswalks." (I don't think anyone should be doing that, I'm just saying that's how it's done.)
But of course, the anarchist looked around to see who was in charge, and decided the best thing to do would be to go along with things and obey the law

 

[Spangled Drongo]

You know, normally I'd say she should get those checked, but I think it's just her fulfilling her transition into a hairy grandma.

That 'march' (it looks like about twenty people lol) looks like it's pretty much all schlubby college kids who use she/they pronouns. What are the odds Stapphy was the oldest one there?

I think by now she's beyond the point of looking like just a weird old lady because of how  hairy she's become as well as fat to the point of androgyny (the genderblob effect), much more likely that people are going to see her and not know what to make of the weird creature standing before them (and I have a feeling she likes it that way), but it'd be funny if some younger they/them didn't realise she was also part of the cult and wanted to know what Nana Nora was doing at a pride event. She likes to loudly advertise her collection of labels through patches and pins too, so apart from age she probably fit right in, though I dread to imagine what would happen if there were any teenagers in that crowd.

Have noticed the bangs are growing out, too, from her last couple of videos/photos - how long do we think that might last? It has the effect of making her look ever so slightly less feminine, and if she was really concerned about "passing" as a man she could at least go for the long greasy neckbeard hair look since it'd match the rest of her vibe.

 

[moorhen]

I think by now she's beyond the point of looking like just a weird old lady because of how  hairy she's become as well as fat to the point of androgyny

If I saw her in public and didn’t know her lore, I’d honestly just assume she was an unfortunate woman with something hormonal going on like menopause or PCOS, especially since both of those things can lead to weight gain.

She doesn’t do very much to present as masculine outside of being hairy as fuck. I wouldn’t assume she was a tranny unless I got close enough to read her ugly badges, and I’m assuming her scent would drive me in the opposite direction long before she was in reading distance.