🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

Rage Pig said:
Edit: About an hour later timer still shows 4 hours run time, lost 38 viewers, made $6.
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$1.5 an hour.
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He might as well sell Disney toys on eBay.

ulsterscotsman said:
Some golden nuggets of Ronnie Ralph lore on Stream tonight.
  • Ronnie knocked Sandra out cold with a maglite torch in front of Ralph.
  • Ronnie used to stab knives into the walls.
  • Ronnie named Ralph's childhood family dog Sadie after his Drug dealer.
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Sounds like a West Memphis ten, baby!
Did Ronnie's drug dealer tell him to bake the fentanyl laced cocaine in the microwave oven? Was that why Ronnie cooked those puppies?
 
ulsterscotsman said:
Some golden nuggets of Ronnie Ralph lore on Stream tonight.
  • Ronnie knocked Sandra out cold with a maglite torch in front of Ralph.
  • Ronnie used to stab knives into the walls.
  • Ronnie named Ralph's childhood family dog Sadie after his Drug dealer.
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Slowly starting to doubt that Ronnie put the dogs in the oven to keep them warm...
 
AncientPhosphur said:
Ralph losing custody of Cozy Rozy is such a win for him. He gets to cry all about how the courts are biased against men to his retarded following who willfully ignore his drunken abusive nature.
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he'll do what he did with Xander: fundraise from his retard fans to fight the custody battle, and then pocket the money and bend the knee to the court.
 
lester said:
Just go full tilt Pillstream -

25 - 3 shots of Makers
10 bucks - smoke a joint
20 bucks - 3 xannies
10 - 2 Antabuse
5 bucks - an Ambien
10 dollars - shot of ozempic
5 bucks a pill for Modafinil

Hey, it's not like he isn't doing them anyway
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Imagine working at the rehab he went to, checking into his show, and seeing this list
 
ulsterscotsman said:
Ronnie knocked Sandra out cold with a maglite torch in front of Ralph.
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You would think someone who saw his father abuse his own mother like this would have empathy for her and for women, but statistically it's exactly the opposite. Men with abusive fathers become abusive themselves.
 
The only thing up for debate is if he is a 9/10 or 10/10.

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Receiver and replicator. Nothing really changes without a motivated driver.
 
Ronnie named the dog that gave birth to the infamous "oven puppies" after his favorite drug dealer? Ain't no way he didn't set that shit to broil.
 
ulsterscotsman said:
Some golden nuggets of Ronnie Ralph lore on Stream tonight.
  • Ronnie knocked Sandra out cold with a maglite torch in front of Ralph.
  • Ronnie used to stab knives into the walls.
  • Ronnie named Ralph's childhood family dog Sadie after his Drug dealer.
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Wonder if this infamous picture was taken at Ronnie's crack shack, from the hammer imbedded in the wall.
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80 minutes in we have 236 viewers and $16 of the $230 goal. Now wait a minute, Piggertits nooooo! What happened to the goal? Yesterday it was
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Can't we HIT IT anymore?
 
3/31/25
Ralph received a surprise e-mail from Harry Morris:

Nearly 8 hours into his show, Ralph once again gets bailed out with one gigantic donation for $108 dollars:

Ralph shakes things up by revealing grandpa ralph lore:

Ralph speaks in length about his Father, including a story of Daddy beating the shit out of Sandra with a flashlight and stabbing knifes into walls:

Ralph speaks about his new cardinal toy he flashes on the screen. Apparently if he gave it to Nora she would still be around? Closes the show with Tyler Childers "All Your'n", a song that probably meant a lot to both Nora and Ralph at one point, and has also only been documented being played one other time after the initial corn harvest:
 
alan thicke said:
Do we know what grandpappy ralph looked like? We know what ralph looks like, and we know what ronnie looked like, so I have to imagine grandpa must have been similarly short, derpy, and completely non-threatening, which really helps sell that totally real story.
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Another no call no show today for the Ralphamale. A grim reminder that Ralph is so old and snoozepilled he cannot even stream for 5 consecutive days anymore. It's tough.
 
Die For Me! said:
Another no call no show today for the Ralphamale. A grim reminder that Ralph is so old and snoozepilled he cannot even stream for 5 consecutive days anymore. It's tough.
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I don't think he made it back from the torta shop. He maybe for concussed on piss bottles before heading out. This might be it.
(I'm kidding, he's been tweeting.)
 
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