🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Came across this gem earlier tonight.
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"Is this the end bros?"

Ralph is like those old school TV cliffhanger shows where the character could no way get out of this jam.

Continued next week and somehow he escapes again.
 
AnOminous said:
It looks like cradle cap, something literal babies get.

I mean he does look like a fucking fat baby because of his giant head on his midget body.
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"Stasis Dermatitis" or 'Sickbed Rash', it's a skin disorder which appears when someone is coma-grade asleep for enough of the day, and/or physically impaired enough to preform basic homeostasis actions like scratching their head and hair, rolling their neck to promote blood flow to their neck and scalp, leaving their bed for more than 2 hours etc.
Ralph is a sweater, he never showers, he lives in one of the hottest places on Earth; so the issue is compounded, he is losing hair follicles more from pores plugged by sebem and crusted puss than early onset hair loss. Past 40, once a male hair cell gives up, it gives up for good.


RALPH: if you are reading this: drink enough potable water until your urine is almost-clear, get a doctor's script for a topical steroid cream, DO NOT PICK AT THE RASH OR YOU WILL HAVE BALD SPOTS, buy a hypoallergenic hair treatment product from a drugstore and stick to the instructions on the back of the bottle. Shower atleast one time per day, preferably 2 hours before sleeping. CLEAN YOUR PILLOW CASE, IF YOU DO NOT OWN A PILLOW CASE, BUY ONE.
 
clip dump of things I forgot about
Ralph slowly dying from friday night:

from February 18th "Then there like Ralphs defending Melton! Yeah, Fuck off. Hahaha!"

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Ralph is still using Mays email lynnmorris.amanda@gmail.com
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Ralph pointing at a much more sober Ralph
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Ralph gets incredibly mad at Johm Potter for his failure to understand that Bojack was rescued by Mr.Peanut:
 
I'm gonna have to hand Ralph the W on the BoJack, Jersh Nool did get the ending entirely wrong.
Blowing his brains out however, Ralph couldn't even afford to give him a gun.
 
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