3/26/25 - Actors Wanted! Ariana Vickers Directed Live Soap Opera Announced
Ralph confirms he has completely lost any semblance of sanity, announces the need of a female actor to perform a live Soap Opera written by Ariana Vickers on the Killstream
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Ralph begins seething at the latest retorts from @Karlstack against America First that just so happens to have an entire section dedicated to him (0:00), "So I'm not gonna ask any questions when I go through your life day-by-day from now until the day I fucking die. Or the day you die" (1:40), Ralph admits he's still too retarded to archive anything of importance despite supposedly being a journalist for most of his online life (3:30), "And there was a reason why I was so cool with the Groypers for a long time, because I don't give a fuck *imitates slitting a throat* It's on for life: either you delete that tweet and apologize to me personally-- and even then its 50/50-- or I'm on your ass until the day you fucking die--or I die. One or the other." (4:55), "I don't care about myself, obviously" (5:25), "I wasn't yelling, I didn't go Rage Pig" (9:10), "I made a lot of money picking on the mentally disabled" (16:30), Ralph admits he once again misused a word in the thesaurus his daddy gave him (16:55), Ralph reveals the nazi group he pissed off last week is Blood Tribe (17:55), Ralph continues to try to excuse his depraved lust to hear a UK girls accent (18:20), "How many females are still in the chat?" (18:35), "Okay, you guys are gonna kill me? i-i'm really worried about that, just leave me the fuck alone honestly" (22:00), Ralph is still heartbroken over Nora (23:10), Ralph states the leaked audio of him threatening to beat his wife was actually him trying to hug May (25:00)
Ralph states he may be free to call May a stupid bitch again on April 18th (0:20), Ralph speaks for all women's enjoyment of getting a thumb stuck into their asshole (1:20), "Women like their assholes licked. And if they say they don't, they're lying." (2:50),
"Women licked my ass for sure. That's great, have you ever had a woman lick your ass? I mean... That's a pretty great feeling actually. I've licked Womens ass too" (3:55), Ralph admits he's getting worked by DSP and doing it for free tomorrow (8:50), Ralph is still too broke to buy a new fucking mouse for his job (10:25), Ralph is backing away from talking about the Kino Casino on his show (14:40)
E-Daddy Issues
Ralph shoves chips in his mouth and audibly munches on them (0:55), Ralph and Cldo hollering match (2:15), Ralph got made fun of by a wrestler IRL, claims he was in "heel mode" (7:10), Ralph has a gay little binder with ticket stub ebadance to prove he stood in a parking lot and watched men touch each other (10:20), Ralph burdens us with new wrestling term "Smark" (13:30), Ralph is peacefully sunsetting his hopes of holding hands with Dax at Hackamania, will instead be attending a Luchador event in Mexico (19:20), Ralph admits he would be unable to control himself if Dax refused to hold his hand (19:30), Ralph is still butt hurt for not being allowed "in the ring" to enter Daxs home to scream and cry on a microphone (21:10), "I hate myself" (22:40), Ralph loves Dax like a brother (23:30), "I don't actually think they'll forgive me for what I did, and tha-that's kind of a hard pill to swallow to be honest. And i've swallowed a lot of pills" (24:45), "I have these sunglasses on, thankfully" (26:40)
Ralphs one weakness is that he tells the truth too much (8:25), Ralph reiterates the multiple goals he made up throughout the show in desperation to hit $250, including Ali Jamal super chat voice and seeing Persips Troo & Vindicated hairline (11:10), Ralph tells the story of how he was going to quit the business 5 years ago until a certain female individual gay-logged him into being a lolcow for eternity (11:35), Ralph hopes Podawful blows his brains out (19:15),
Ralph genuinely believes Harry Morris told Podawful to leak the call (22:55),
Ralph goes full do you understand mode and tells everyone that because his mommy died, he can take any form of torture (29:30), "Please god let me hit that goal, Please. God. Almighty, let me hit that goal" (31:20), Ralph gets bailed out with a single $98 dollar donation to watch a dragon ball z clip (35:40)
Ralph Goes Super Saiyan
It's already been posted and memed about, but here's two alternative views of Ralph debasing himself to IP2 levels of desperation to hit the goal:
After the holler, Ralph would demand money to watch him drink water:
Ralph would finally end the show with revealing the supposed image of Persips hairline that is clearly a MS Paint edit. Ralph obviously was unable to tell due to the sunglasses glued to his head. He also "worked" Podawful into a phonecall, shouted Nigger, "won" and logged off. The original goal of reading
@Karlstack 33,000 word retort went unfulfilled. Another scammed goal.
