🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.2%
  • lol no

    Votes: 336 92.8%

  • Total voters
    362
Ralph was streaming his twitter account muted, more than likely in a pilled out state.
Not sure if there's anything in here of interest.


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No indication as to who this was directed at. Return of the xanax ghosts?

EDIT: Seemed to be having minor disagreements with people just before this but nothing about getting anyone on stream? Seems relatively lucid too.

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No indication as to who this was directed at. Return of the xanax ghosts?

EDIT: Seemed to be having minor disagreements with people just before this but nothing about getting anyone on stream? Seems relatively lucid too.

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He's pilled out. He wouldnt risk a twitter ban by saying faggot, 0 or otherwise. He'll delete the tweet when he sobers up.
 
He posted just before this:

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No indication as to who this was directed at. Return of the xanax ghosts?

EDIT: Seemed to be having minor disagreements with people just before this but nothing about getting anyone on stream? Seems relatively lucid too.

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Ah yes tell them piggytits if you don't like seeing two sweaty men hump each other in skimpy outfits, you're The Faggot.
 
Ralph was streaming his twitter account muted, more than likely in a pilled out state.
Not sure if there's anything in here of interest.

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>Ralph literally just stares at his twitter notifications and waits for dopamine hits from people liking and retweeting his posts
You literally cannot find a more nigger-cattled brain than Ethans :story:
 
Ralph will one day become one with his a-log of a chair, just as Ronnie became one with his ass
ftfy
She's not going to fuck you, Ethan.
I wouldn't be so sure. Ralph probably smells like death yet he still found at least two women who fucked him willingly. Grace isn't exactly high class woman too.
 
ftfy

I wouldn't be so sure. Ralph probably smells like death yet he still found at least two women who fucked him willingly. Grace isn't exactly high class woman too.
And as displayed with the Mexican gigolo who went up the horse's hayhole, Ethel has no problem with MFM threesomes. Ben won't feel left out.
 
Really bizarre that Ralph is talking about Bronte sisters novels.
Not really sure what to make of that.
he claims to have read some in prison

he has a routine guest on that goes by Colonel Kurtz and she tolerates him looping back to the Brontes often as a way for him to claim some literature bona fides.

It won him brownie points with an e-girl so he's going to wear it like a crown forever.
 
Ralph was streaming his twitter account muted, more than likely in a pilled out state.
Not sure if there's anything in here of interest.

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This reminds me, does anybody know who @CongressionalT is. Obviously somebody in the sektur or sektur adjacent. Originally I thought it was SPCC, but I think it could be somebody who had been following Ralph/the sektur since the goobergrape days.

Really bizarre that Ralph is talking about Bronte sisters novels.
Not really sure what to make of that.
By all accounts he's actually pretty well read. Not surprising for a millenial shut in neet. The Brontës are not exactly obscure either.

I doubt he reads any literature at all these days, but even Dear Feeder has observed that in private, sober/lucid Ralph from even six years ago was reasonably intelligent, and analytica

Doesn't mean much since today he's basically a totally braindead, doorknob humping retard.
 
I don’t think he reads in the traditional sense. He just stares at the words and struggles to form conceptions, most likely getting cliff notes and synopsis on wiki while most of his ideas are just regurgitated from someone else with a big word thrown in to make him seem smart. You can see when he’s pressed he has no deeper understanding of the material in front of him. I mean have you seen him play vidya?
 
He thinks that if you were ever kind to him, ever trusting of him, ever cared about him etc. he is entitled to that level of relationship in perpetuity.
This goes doubly so if he ever did anything for you, as evidenced in his many 'AH MAYD YEW, BISH' hollerings when people like Null and Jim cut him loose.
I don't know what this stems from.
Not getting his ass beat enough growing up. He probably got bullied throughout his entire time at school for being a fat piggy bitch and never said shit because he's too much of a coward to even acknowledge he is in fact THEE Ethan Ralph when someone approaches him in real life.

Finding a moderate level of celebrity in a tiny corner of the Internet made him mistakenly assume he was now finally in a position where he didn't have to take that shit no more and could tell people exactly what he thinks, if you want to know the truth about it.
 
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