"No lawyer has the time to do this"
Actually Russell they probably do. While they may have multiple or few clients at any given time, it's their JOB. You know, a thing they went to lots and lots of school for? Several years? The thing that pays their bills so you could assume they'd put a lot of time towards it, not going to more school (unless they really do have that time and a need), working another job, and trying to set up new businesses. Their business is their job is their office.
Or did you conflate whatever cereal box paralegal shit you have with being a real lawyer, and therefore every lawyer must have the same hardships as you?