DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I do give him props if the latter is the case, even if I was in front of an audience of people who can't challenge what I say, I'd still not have the mental fortitude to show my face to the world, even less if I'm made aware that everyone in the room knows that I'm lying.
Is that "mental fortitude" or "shameless as a dog dragging its ass over the carpet?"
 
In theory you could just paypal yourself like $1, fuck around with the receipt email and email it back to yourself. Then pull it up on your phone and boom, screenshot.
So while not that hard, it requires some know-how and it's pretty tedious for something that autistic.
Is just a HTML so as easy as pressing F12 on the webmailpage and changing values.
 
We all know it's OIC or some whales phil is in contact with but did he ever gave an official reason he 100% trust these anonymous donation ?
Because he sees their email address and it's been the same people for years. They're not anonymous to him. Plus, whoever sent it most likely told him beforehand or just gave it to him earlier.
 
Why does his face look pink-ish?
Detractors kept saying how pale and old he looked, so he changed the camera settings so he's more of a glowing pink. No, really.

As far as the attempt to attack the Casino again yesterday, just remember that every single thing he said about them is PROJECTION of what people say about him:
1) For the now-fictional snaking, they were dumb and fell for Phil's brilliant con (Phil's a dumb mark)

2) Ashton is lonely and has no friends, so he'd text Phil at 3am (in the DMs Phil himself leaked, he's texting Ashton at 3am to say how much he appreciates him)

3) Ashton's gay for wanting to be friends with Phil (Phil is super closeted and into dudes)

4) The Casino had no ideas of what entertaining things to do in streams with Phil (Phil does the same shit for every goal and has zero new ideas)

5) They wanted to create their own lolcow show but Phil was too smart for it (Phil is currently having guests like Ralph on to create his own lolcow show where he's the "leader" rather than the lolcow)

6) The Casino has NO CONTENT other than drama (Phil has NO CONTENT other than begging for "support" to create further content where he eats while begging for support)

7) If you give money to KC you're a dumb stupid sissy simp (Phil and his fans are dumb, stupid, sissy simps)
 
5) They wanted to create their own lolcow show but Phil was too smart for it (Phil is currently having guests like Ralph on to create his own lolcow show where he's the "leader" rather than the lolcow)
Btw the vibe I'm getting from this relationship is that DSP is the keemstar and Ralph is DSPs personal lolcow to exploit for entertainment and money.
 
Now that the dust has settled, has anyone noticed any "traits" that DSP picked up from the Casino? Anyone Phil interacts with he tends to steal a mannerism from. Like the dickhead voice from John Rambo. That "nuhhuh" laugh from Pandalee. etc. I think his monetizing of the vests was something he took from LTG but I'm willing to be wrong.

I guess the most obvious is the ironic aggressive begging. But that feels TOO obvious. The other one, I've noticed, would be randomly clapping. Is it possible he absorbed the former from PPP and the latter from Warski? This fucker is so weird
 
Now that the dust has settled, has anyone noticed any "traits" that DSP picked up from the Casino?

Yeah, basically his entire show now. Except he just does the faggy limp wristed version of all the shit they do. It’s amazing he’s not too embarrassed to do it after getting called out by PPP for copying his every move.
 
4) The Casino had no ideas of what entertaining things to do in streams with Phil (Phil does the same shit for every goal and has zero new ideas)
You can tell Phil 100% watched the Kino Casino's shows dunking on him post-breakup because he really tried to sell that all their (KC) ideas were juvenile and idiotic. One of Kino Casino's biggest laughs about Phil was going over his stupid ideas for the show like Guntbusters, the ghost hunting thing, or him and Andy just hanging out playing Link to the Past. PPP and Andy laughing at his ideas really stung and he desperately tried to fling it back at them.
 
He always has an expression on his face when eating that looks like he's in the middle of a prostate exam at Dr Fat Fingers office.
You think? Given Phil’s suspected proclivities I’d imagine a visit to Moe Lester, DO would end with him limping out all smiles.
 
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Phil did not consent Andy and Ashton!
 
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