DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Luigi Mangione]

Divorce Bros...

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The panicked way he corrects himself is what gives this more weight (pun not intended Khet). It would be one thing if he misspoke, but the way he tries to desperately correct himself, it does give it some validity.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah people are posting clips of bird sounds in the background.

I find it suspicious that no one heard bird sounds up until now.

Here's my theory as always:


It only makes sense that he's gone and literally bought more animals just to "own da trolls". That's what he always does.

Same with the excuse for paper plates after we'd been pointing it out for years.

This retard can't stop giving KC free content and money to save his fucking life

Petty bitch is petty

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Do people try to flip a middle-unit condo?
Not that it matters anyways. Phil is never giving up the snort fort unless he's getting his parent's house in their will. Even then he'd probably still stay and just let his parent's house rot until the bank takes it like his first condo.

30 Goddard is a duplex next to a latino couple in a shit neighborhood. Phil is never going back there unless absolutely necessary.

 

[Coke Zero]

KC is so rent free in DSP's head lmao. He has changed the story so many times ever since his time as the "Kingsnake"

Phil doesn't even know what his own narrative is supposed to be at this point, ppp broke him. His ego needs him to be both the victim and the puppetmaster but obviously those two things contradict each other so he just comes out sounding retarded every time he talks about the kino casino.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Divorce Bros...

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If I had any faith in Phil, this would be an intentional brilliant move to troll Doody and gang who you know is going to run with this. Then come out with thin Kat and smugly smile at the camera like Chad. But, I do not.

 

[Kane lives in death]

Its fucking amazing how he has memoryholed the king snake stream.
We know he lies a lot, but this is a huge fucking elephant in the room that anyone can see, EVERYONE remembers the king snake stream, down to the dumbest jayde remembers, but just this prestream he has said like 5 times that "the casino bullied and snaked poor me"

I think theres genuinely a chance hes so mentally broken that his mind has forgotten that it even happened to protect himself, either that or his brain has rotted so much that he thinks other people are so gullible and braindead that if he says "the casino snaked me" non stop people will forget the kingsnake stream even existed? Like we are game NPCs?

I dont know what alternative is worse, this man is truly fucked, hes on his way to the asylum.

edit: to be fair i guess the second alternative is more likely when you have dozens of larpers every day "buying" into his lies and telling him how he did nothing wrong and they accept every lie he says, making Phil think that hes a master manipulator. Those larpers are damaging his grasp of reality more than any detractor could imo, they are like the Idea guys from chris chan lore, brainwashing him non stop, and unlike chris chan no one cares enough to stop them.

 

[Balr0g]

I think theres genuinely a chance hes so mentally broken that his mind has forgotten that it even happened to protect himself, either that or his brain has rotted so much that he thinks other people are so gullible and braindead that if he says "the casino snaked me" non stop people will forget the kingsnake stream even existed? Like we are game NPCs?

He must have a multiple persona disorder by now. Plus the full stream is still active on his channel so anyone can just watch it at their own leisure (or watch one of several restreams) I am just waiting for the reveal that the king snake stream was a test toi see how they would react and he won the test hook line and sinker

 

[lupinthethird]

Its fucking amazing how he has memoryholed the king snake stream.

Really though, even the DMs he leaked himself. Today he was going on about how PPP seemed like he didn't have any friends and was trying to attach himself to him by inviting him and his wife to Florida, and also when asked about him going on Lolcow Live in Wing's absence acted very flippantly when the DMs he released had Triple P convincing him to do a Lolcow crossover type thing (not exactly what the chatter was talking about but the point is that there were clearly plans that maybe there would be some crossover stream and that he was at least considering it)

 

[Coke Zero]

I am just waiting for the reveal that the king snake stream was a test toi see how they would react and he won the test hook line and sinker

Phil was only pretending to pretend that he was pretending to be retarded.

 

[Necrosan]

I think theres genuinely a chance hes so mentally broken that his mind has forgotten that it even happened to protect himself, either that or his brain has rotted so much that he thinks other people are so gullible and braindead that if he says "the casino snaked me" non stop people will forget the kingsnake stream even existed? Like we are game NPCs?

I do give him props if the latter is the case, even if I was in front of an audience of people who can't challenge what I say, I'd still not have the mental fortitude to show my face to the world, even less if I'm made aware that everyone in the room knows that I'm lying.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

 

[Iron Hamster]

Today he was going on about how PPP seemed like he didn't have any friends

Says the clown that allegedly had time to plan an 8 month 'master plan' on 2 people for no reason.

 

[Niggernerd]

Phil is just lost in the sauce at this point. Even funnier when detractors brought the DMs on screen in their snipes when he said PPP was the one messaging him at all hours of the night. I can't imagine even the dumbest of dents forgot already even with pignosis running at maximum 24/7.
He pointed out the problem that drama (just like the games he loses at) sucks because he couldn't succeed. "I tried with Rich, with Cog, with Ralph and it didn't get trACKtion" only to lack self-awareness and just blame "toxicity" rather than the root of the problem, being a bore like him.

 

[neger psykolog]

I do give him props if the latter is the case, even if I was in front of an audience of people who can't challenge what I say, I'd still not have the mental fortitude to show my face to the world, even less if I'm made aware that everyone in the room knows that I'm lying.

In another life (or perhaps there's still a chance for it to happen) multibillion dollar companies that are in the midst of a corruption and financhu crisis would just call a board meeting or press conference and roll out DarksydePhil and he'd just sit there super confidently swearing up and down that the sky isn't actually blue.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Ashtons triangle really really upsets Phil lmao. Also he keeps calling it a dinner bell for some reason must be the pig in him suuuueeeeyyyy!

 

[Iron Hamster]

In another life (or perhaps there's still a chance for it to happen) multibillion dollar companies that are in the midst of a corruption and financhu crisis would just call a board meeting or press conference and roll out DarksydePhil and he'd just sit there super confidently swearing up and down that the sky isn't actually blue.
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[YHWH's Strongest Soldier]

edit: to be fair i guess the second alternative is more likely when you have dozens of larpers every day "buying" into his lies and telling him how he did nothing wrong and they accept every lie he says, making Phil think that hes a master manipulator. Those larpers are damaging his grasp of reality more than any detractor could imo, they are like the Idea guys from chris chan lore, brainwashing him non stop, and unlike chris chan no one cares enough to stop them.

This is a good thing and the more delusional that DSP becomes believing shadows on the cave wall, the more content he will produce. That's exactly why PPP's approach to him worked and created this entire saga.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

Phil cannot seem to accept that the only reason he has relevancy is either his notoriety as a lolcow or pity views from his dents who want him to "defeat the trolls". Keemstar and KC both gave him a chance to do the one thing he was good at, and he squandered it because he thinks he can convince people to watch him without irony, pity or with the intent of mocking him.

Nobody thinks Phil is cool or badass, the fan art on his pre-stream inserting him into pop culture scenarios are some of the funniest, most misguided portrayals of anything I've ever seen since that one FIFA movie trying to convince the audience it fought against corruption.. The people who unironically support him I think only do so because they feel sorry for him or want to make a larger point about "the detractors". He needs to accept that the one thing he's good at is being a laughing stock and at least accepting his role as a bumbling clown. It's the only way he'll get any peace of mind in accepting what he is: a lolcow.

But in a way, I suppose this is why he is the ultimate lolcow; the total inability to accept his status as one.

 

[Niggernerd]

Rip Phil's "birthday goals"
KC gonna surpass it 10 fold by the 20th cold intro.

 

[Necrosan]

Phil cannot seem to accept that the only reason he has relevancy is either his notoriety as a lolcow or pity views from his dents who want him to "defeat the trolls". Keemstar and KC both gave him a chance to do the one thing he was good at, and he squandered it because he thinks he can convince people to watch him without irony, sympathy or with the intent of mocking him.

Oh I disagree, Phil current set up is perfect for the life he currently has. He doesn't need Keemstar or KC at all, at least not with the whales he has. I certainly wouldn't change a thing if I was Phil.

You got the dents on one side making videos about every little thing you say and on the other side, the dented whales who try to own them by giving you money, Phil reaps all the benefits by doing the bare minimum.

I guess the downside is that it won't ever get better than this and he really can't ever stop, but for someone like Phil, having his own little kingdom in some obscure corner and taxing the dents is like heaven to him.