DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I want to bring this to your attention—gameplay streaming on TikTok, Twitch, and YouTube has moved on from DSP. He refuses to adapt, won’t play for a new audience, and ignores gaming trends. Instead, he’s catering to Kino and Killstream, which are in a completely different space. Killstream isn’t even about gameplay.

So why am I here? I’m a gamer, yet I’m watching an old, washed-up guy play games poorly. I could be on TikTok watching someone younger, more entertaining, and interactive. The truth is, DSP’s gameplay streams aren’t even filler content anymore—they’re nothing. No one, not even detractors, are watching. I tune out before he even starts. He’s just going through the motions, barely engaging, still pretending there’s some kind of “on-demand audience.” But no one wants to watch a full raw stream—they want highlights, clips, and engaging content.

Now, let’s talk sponsors. DSP aligning with Kino has destroyed any chance of mainstream success, and now he’s moving toward Ethan Ralph. He has no choice but to double down on that space. But here’s the issue—if that crowd turns against detractors, it won’t be pretty. If you’re in this scene, be prepared. You’ve been warned.

There used to be something there but he's neutered everything that has made it fun because his ego can't take another TIHYD.
System Shock Remake and Stalker 2 are almost the gold standard for the actual gameplay content for Phil worth watching.

Fact is Phil can turn anything you like, be it a videogame or his political take, and deliver it in the most shitty way possible on purpose so YOU cannot enjoy it, and he does because he doesn't put any effort into it and gets money for it, somehow.

Disco Elysium is just such a fresh example of this. A dialogue ass mystery game where you actually have to engage in the world and figure it out. What does this fuckin faggot do? He gets handed fuckin' cheatcodes for it and continues to just put on a performance like he's playing it as an actual "gamer".

It's all fake and gay nonsense now. An actual carpetbagger. This fucking useless retard comes into the hobby and shits yellow paint everywhere and now he wants to leave it so he can be even more lazy that can't stand the walking sims with yellow paint because guess what, the stories bore him too! It's almost like he never really cared(he didn't).

Gacha brain Phil wants all his games to be slot machines. Remember when I said he's a deceiving nigger and that 3 Path nonsense is straight up nonsense? Same shit here. He wants all the games to be like WWE Champions even down to his fighting games. He doesn't want actual complex systems, because you put him down in front of an anime fighter and he's going to give up.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

The Ralph Show with Doody is another snoozefest. It's just Ralph making veiled threats and trying to lick Phil's balls (the gunt tries to argue that spending 80k on a mobile game makes him a "baller" and a "flex") while doing the same old tirade: "What about you?" and "I don't know what’s so fascinating about him."

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

He didnt get a 50k boost. Most detractors estimate around maybe 29k (With DoctorLexus being 5k of that). Phil was on track to hitting less than 100k last year for the first time ever. He probably only hit less than 100k this year due to the bump in the first few months, but Phil is almost back to making the pre-KC money. Phil was making about 120-140 a stream before KC, but hid it by only counting tips. Give things another month. He's hitting his goal right now cause he's still coming down from his post-drama high where the paypigs give money to poor phil for getting his ass trashed. It just takes them time to realize that they don't have the wallets to keep these goals propped up for long.

my own opinion, he only met his last two goals from the post Ralph stream. The people who donated to phil during and after it were downies who obsess with lolcows (like people who buys cobra's wands). People who can't go five minutes without talking about internet drama/lolcows. I'm sure he's going to have a hard time now hitting the goals. if he were smart, he would book random lolcows and milk the internet drama from them since 'tards will pay money for him to talk to other lolcows. Imagine every week phil does a "wresterling" show with people like Baked Alaska and Johnny Somali. Random dents won't stop givng him their allownece

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I have a feeling that Phil Karens out over his doordash and amazon constantly

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I'm currently forcing my way through AC Shadows. The story and characters are as bad as you think, but the gameplay itself is.. fine. I'm pretty sure DSP would have enjoyed it if he'd stuck it out to the point where you get access to Yasuke. He plays like he belongs in another game, rushing in loud and killing 50 dudes at once with such little effort even an idiot like Phil could do it. A lot less slow paced than playing as Naoe and actually engaging with the stealth.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

redo his kitchen if he gets a refinance aka a totally pointless thing that he just wants to do it to do it

In a normal home, redoing the kitchen is #1 renovation that adds the most value. In Phil’s home, he should without question start with the bathrooms. It’s hard to convey the psychological effect hearing “only 1 bathroom works” would have on buyers. The only people who buy in a situation like that are flippers, and they only want a deal.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

I have a feeling that Phil Karens out over his doordash and amazon constantly

If he's constantly refunding like i suspect his account will be flagged and he'll be forced to give a PIN to the person delivering his food.

I should know. I think refunding these corps is based and should be normalized.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

He plays like he belongs in another game, rushing in loud and killing 50 dudes at once with such little effort even an idiot like Phil could do it.

So a worse version of Jacob from AC: Syndicate?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So a worse version of Jacob from AC: Syndicate?

MUCH worse. He has a ton of self healing so you're almost never at any risk of dying.

 

[thirstymcgee]

He didnt get a 50k boost. Most detractors estimate around maybe 29k (With DoctorLexus being 5k of that). Phil was on track to hitting less than 100k last year for the first time ever. He probably wont hit less than 100k this year due to the bump in the first few months, but Phil is almost back to making the pre-KC money. Phil was making about 120-140 a stream before KC, but hid it by only counting tips. Give things another month. He's hitting his goal right now cause he's still coming down from his post-drama high where the paypigs give money to poor phil for getting his ass trashed. It just takes them time to realize that they don't have the wallets to keep these goals propped up for long.

Thr 100$ superchats he adds to the total is only 70$ in his pocket and hit again for taxes.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP streams are getting more and more boring as time goes. See for yourself:

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

So DSP Throwback is dead because Darziak is gone and he was the only editor the entire time, right?

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phil's bird is going nuts today.

 

[neger psykolog]

Phil's bird is going nuts today.

Yeah people are posting clips of bird sounds in the background.

I find it suspicious that no one heard bird sounds up until now.

Here's my theory as always:

You guys know what is happening? lol, this is amazing

Remember when people found the WWE Champions account and were like "there's no fucking way this is real!"
Then the account just started spending tons and tons and tons and seemed to be spending even fucking more? Like who would even do that once they knew they'd been caught?

DSP is now buying even more fucking animals just to spite the trolls
Nigga is literally going to end up with like 57 exotic animals by the end of next month

It only makes sense that he's gone and literally bought more animals just to "own da trolls". That's what he always does.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

If he's constantly refunding like i suspect his account will be flagged and he'll be forced to give a PIN to the person delivering his food.

I should know. I think refunding these corps is based and should be normalized.

Karens always try to justify their pettiness. If you do that to DoorDash, you’re hurting local restaurants and the delivery drivers trying to scrape by. It os also a great way to get spit in your food. But yiu may already want that

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ya, I saw someone post in the WPIG chat and agree with it. I think the bird is brand new. Phil only added his noise gate sometime last year, we would have heard it if he had had it long time. Probably something new, maybe to replace begs bunny. Highly doubt it's stayed quiet for years until just recently.

 

[PieceofShet]

How ironic. He renamed the DEAD kogaming1 channel to throwback and now its also DEAD. The only difference is that throwback channel WILL NOT BE MISSED by nobody!

 

[dent_whisperer]

I have a feeling that Phil Karens out over his doordash and amazon constantly

Well he had multiple doordash deliveries canceled last week and it wasn't because of the food he ordered. Guarantee every delivery he does receive has been thoroughly soaked in spit or had people dunk their balls in it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Well he had multiple doordash deliveries canceled last week and it wasn't because of the food he ordered. Guarantee every delivery he does receive has been thoroughly soaked in spit or had people dunk their balls in it.

Makes ya think if there's say a reddit group for ubereats amd doordash workers telling their horror stories or is that against TOS.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Well he had multiple doordash deliveries canceled last week and it wasn't because of the food he ordered. Guarantee every delivery he does receive has been thoroughly soaked in spit or had people dunk their balls in it.

Just like how pizza places have blacklists of numbers not to answer to, I'm sure Phail has quite a reputation among deliverymen and doordashers in Renton.