Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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Title: Ikolthur Benoit SUCKS - Molchat Doma is AWESOME

Description:Learn from real Russian speakers.
00:00:01 mocha Doma is awesome i love Mocha Doma okay Mocha Doma is one of the best music artists in the world okay they're a post punk band from Bellarus and yeah even though they're from Bellarus they speak Russian fluently all right these are true fluent Russian speakers unlike Eel Thor Benoy who is a fake Russian speaker i speak Russian better than him and so does Mulcha Doma who speaks Russian way better than me and Mulchad even though I don't like Axiom I think is a band that Axium might like but yeah Muladma is the [ __ ]

00:00:47 best they have many great songs such as Sudna and so many more okay see I know how to read uh cerillic Unlike ecolor Benoid or Ethor Benoid or whatever benoy isn't even a Russian name it's a French name come on Sea okay i'm from Canada and I know for a fact I speak a little bit of French but I'm not fluent in it so yeah heat heat

Title: I am hideous and annoying

Description: I hate my looks and I hate my voice.
00:00:01 there's this thing I want to say the reason why I hide behind anime profile pictures is because I'm secure about I'm insecure about how I look like seriously on kiwi Farms like they've like they've like changed my profile picture to my look changed my username to my actual name and I hate it okay I hate it I'm honestly not satisfied on the way I look they say I'm an uglier version of Seth Rogan or Mr Noodle from the Muppets and that made me feel even more insecure about my looks cuz I don't like

00:00:41 the way I look okay I like that profile picture of sight I love that character sight and you better stop hating on that character Zero makes awesome characters such as sight okay site is the best anime character to ever exist so stop hating on sight site looks way better than I do okay you're just jealous that zero draw is better than you okay I love sight sight is the best so yeah I in my opinion I just don't like the way I look even back in 2015 I was really insecure about my looks and even demanded people stop using pictures of

00:01:35 me because I wanted to look a little more Anonymous I know I dropped that strict uh rule but I really do not appreciate people vandalizing pictures of me and putting me in torture chambers drawing me in torture chambers okay that really creeps me out oh yeah and bear Hammer has written a page on me onion Farms too hey bear Hammer even though I don't like Axiom axiom's way better than you websites that lass me are okay I often use this voice changer because I really hate my voice my voice is really annoying

00:02:23 especially when I hear it on video I know my father hated The Tragically hit because they think his voice is annoying he hated 5440 as well but I like both of those bands but yeah my voice is annoying that's why I rarely use it in my songs and I often change the pitch of my voice like doodle tones would so yeah site is the best anime character out there and if you hate that character go yourself py is the best anime character to ever exist in the whole world
 
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PaperRoads said:
i finally did it I banned Kiwi Farms worldwide That means Kiwi Farms is banned worldwide and is inaccessible So nobody's allowed to go on Kiwi Farms ever again especially since they've been mean to me Well guess what okay people are going to say "Oh but it's still up I get to access it." No you don't Because if you do access it you're going to get arrested because it's illegal to access the website I ban Kiwi Farms Worldwide for a reason Because it's a dangerous far right website That means it is
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lol this nigga's loony
 
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CallmeCicada said:
I read it this morning. I found it very interesting to see it from the perspective of someone who joined this drama much later.
If you're reading is Bear, I liked it. It was an interesting read.
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For (assumbly) his first OP its actually decent. Gives a decent overview of Alex's recent online shenanigans. The problem with the KF OP is that 5 perfectionists with different OP styles are working on an extensive catalouge of Alex's entire online history, as well as his orbiters/detractors and family. KF simply isnt made to have multiple people author 1 thread and it's been really annoying dealing with that.
 
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PaperRoads said:
00:00:01 mocha Doma is awesome i love Mocha Doma okay Mocha Doma is one of the best music artists in the world okay they're a post punk band from Bellarus and yeah even though they're from Bellarus they speak Russian fluently all right these are true fluent Russian speakers unlike Eel Thor Benoy who is a fake Russian speaker i speak Russian better than him and so does Mulcha Doma who speaks Russian way better than me and Mulchad even though I don't like Axiom I think is a band that Axium might like but yeah Muladma is the [ __ ]

00:00:47 best they have many great songs such as Sudna and so many more okay see I know how to read uh cerillic Unlike ecolor Benoid or Ethor Benoid or whatever benoy isn't even a Russian name it's a French name come on Sea okay i'm from Canada and I know for a fact I speak a little bit of French but I'm not fluent in it so yeah heat heat
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I'd lol but that rant of his is fucking petty and just retarded. Well, as per usual.

Also I have to ask now, because of Alex. Am I French now? (:_(
 
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Lil Dood had no issue posting his ugly mug all over the Internet when he thought he was a "semi famous artist". He didn't have a problem putting his full name and location up when he thought he was some sort of pseudo celebrity. He didn't care about the sound of his voice when he made thousands of videos for YouTube.

But now he's insecure about his face and voice and always has been. Who are you trying to convince, Alex? Us or yourself?

The genie can't go back in the bottle. You're here forever. Your face is here forever. Your voice is here forever. Cope and seethe, faggot.
 
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Every time I go back to check for socks regarding a certain circle of furfags that were banned on the Farms I find Alex in tow.
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