🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Not Even Twice]

I will never understand why he keeps his nails so long. They are always clean, so he does some hygienic maintenance. However they just look weird on a guy, especially on his stubby fingers.

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Does he do maintenance though, or is there just nothing for him to dirty his nails on?
He hasn't done a minute of actual labor in his life and to his great disMay there are no assholes around for him to go digging through and his arms are too short to give himself a reach around.

 

[Oliver Onions]

That tweet is now deleted and replaced with obvious cope. He wasn't fucked up again, it was an April Fools joke. Hahaha.

I would have more respect for Ralph if he just deleted the tweet and refused to ever acknowledge it instead of doing more of this gayfabe shit.

doesn't Faith own a Switch anyways? Why buy a second one?

The bigger question is how to buy a second one. He's sitting eating tacos in someone's garage, where is he pulling the $200~ to buy a Switch for DB1?

 

[Muppetstudios]

Ralph: People say I'm broke

Also Ralph: Posting videos of him eating Mexican garage sandwiches that cost $3

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I will never understand why he keeps his nails so long. They are always clean, so he does some hygienic maintenance. However they just look weird on a guy, especially on his stubby fingers.

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Because he wants to be like his hero Father Brendan Flynn and molest black boys

 

[porkWellington]

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The funniest part is him being asked if hes eating in a garage since there's motorcycles parked literally right behind him but he remains completely oblivious to them.
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Goes from suicide baiting to eating in a garage looking like a pig in shit.

Forget a Switch or Hogwarts Legacy, Ralph can't even afford Netflix. SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Am I crazy or has there been an increase of streamers eating on camera and filming their mugs deforming as they try to cram as much food as possible?

I think so, I notice because it disgusts me and it’s definitely been increasing. The algorithm and clicks must reward gross eating. Mukbangers are a thing for a reason that I cannot fathom. I’m guessing the same thing in me that feel revulsion watching someone eat on camera is the opposite in others and they find it pleasurable to watch.

(I also cannot tolerate the sound of liquid pouring into a glass on digital audio. Nothing like a can being cracked open to get me running to hit mute before the pour starts. Doesn’t bother me a bit IRL but it’s nails on chalkboard on digital streams)

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Life's tough. Can't go to the one sushi place he knows. Only options now are the sandwich place or if he's feeling rich, the mall.

Granted, there are a lot more places to eat at, even in Los Heroes, but Ralph is a coward and may have been blacklisted from many of them.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Shut up piggy you couldn't even finish the tutorial of Elden Ring. You play games worse than DarkSydePhil.

 

[Braphamut]

EOR Tries It

Can we hit the goal? I haven't eaten all day. Just give me 38 bucks so I can go to Crabsters. Don't you want to see me eating?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I will never understand why he keeps his nails so long. They are always clean, so he does some hygienic maintenance. However they just look weird on a guy, especially on his stubby fingers.

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It's because Ralph acts like a fat woman at all times, that's just a physical manifestation of it.

Also one of the new fun Ralph games you can play while watching Ralph is "Count the Headwound". I got 2 this time.

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

I don't know who he is lying for at this point, nobody believes him.

Like Phil, he's deluded enough to think that he has any unironic fans left who are sufficiently dented to believe his obvious lies. This is why I'm really shipping this DSPxEOR crossover arc: I really want to see what happens when two pathologically lying malignant narcissists try to work together.

 

[porkWellington]

Nintendo alogged Ralph with the Bing Bing Wahoo 2. Now if he wants to prove he loves Xanduh, he'll have to pay $459.99.



TOTAL MEAN PERSON VICTORY

 

[Some Fucking Retard]

Already walking back her being his source.

 

[Die For Me!]

Already walking back her being his source.

https://archive.fo/fltQn

Did anyone know her name was Couch now before Ralph released her texts on the internet without her permission? God damn Ralph you're so retarded.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Already walking back her being his source.

Dumped by both Faith and her Mom. Ralphamales... I don't feel so good...

 

[Some Fucking Retard]

Dumped by both Faith and her Mom. Ralphamales... I don't feel so good...

Is it just me or did he get played to attack faiths retarded dad by her retarded mother? The shit he dropped really doesn't surprise anyone and was a gotcha maybe 3 years ago. Feels like the ralphafag got played by a bish.

 

[Zorgulon]

If Wario and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force had a love child it'd be this fat worthless piglet.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

If Wario and Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force had a love child it'd be this fat worthless piglet.

Both of those people are leagues ahead of Ralph. Ralph is just a dumber version of Eric Cartman.

 

[Cad an Hell]

Does he ever cook?

 

[RandomShirtlessMan]

Does he ever cook?

Constantly. His two brain cells.