William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

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I was surprised to learn that he is 39 years old. Most people lose this arrogance in their teens. Terrible lesson to learn late.
If you're terminally online, then that arrogance never goes away since there's nothing to ground you to reality, meanwhile your temperament is supported by others who haven't left that mindset either. In other words, the internet was a mistake.
 
terminally online australian man child vs sociopathic narcissist con man.
People are only shitting on karl because they were stupid enough to donate money to him. Knowing that money will be going into billy mitchell's pockets has mind fucked them into lashing out. If Karl had won, this would be a nothing story.
 
The Matthew Craig Judge kill count has been a known fact that he seethes about to this day :story:
I thought the lawsuit was about the cheated records and not Apollo's suicide. Everyone knows that Matthew Craig Judge is guiltier than Billy Mitchel for that. Since Matthew was directly named by Apollo for pushing him over the edge.
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WOW this is specially shitty because he knew not only that Apollo paid no money to Billy and the settlement didnt harm him financially but he also knew EXACTLY that the major factor that pushed Apollo to suicide was the hit piece by DarkViper (which Karl himself wanted to make) and he knew this prior to Billy videos.
Karl is a massive piece of shit goddamn.
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In the end, Apollo was right about these people. Karl, Dark Viper and EZScape always acted as holier than thou retards while they are biggest dipshits imaginable:
  1. Karl helped with the research to a hit piece video about Apollo and after his death he used Apollo's corpse to so he can virtue signal about Billy Mitchell.
  2. EZScape was privately friendly with Apollo but in public was shit talking him and made an entire hit piece video about him.
  3. Dark Viper released a video the day Apollo died and shat on his fresh corpse without a second thought.
Was it retarded for Apollo to name Dark Viper and EZScape in his suicide note? Yes, I would even argue it was intentional because Apollo was vindictive. Was his main point about the speed running community being hypocrites correct? Also, Yes.
Regardless of Apollo's flaws (nobody is perfect) he was right about these people.

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(https://archive.fo/VoReO)
Also here is an interesting tweet from Karl which was tweeted on June 2021.
 
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Billy's outfit is strategic in nature; its meant to hone in on the American flag with the contrast of the black suit which causes heavy seething and uncontrollable fixation among europoors/abostralians over Billy's superiority. He's like a human venus flytrap silently waiting to lure idiots like Jobst in his clutches ready to squeeze the money out of him.
Speaking of special needs...
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Imagine not being able to keep your tism in check for a court battle.
Man I can not WAIT for the jobst lowcow thread someone makes eventually
 
Was it retarded for Apollo to name Dark Viper and EZScape in his suicide note?
I'm back and forth on this one - he did it for more than one reason (chronic illness fucking sucks) but it's pretty clear the reputational damage the video caused tanked any hope Apollo had of having a YouTube career. His views quartered after it came out and his best friend, EZScape, refused to hear his side of anything (where he was probably going to explain the settlement and debunk the video funnily enough). They absolutely deserved to get named in the note even if it was some vindictive parting shot, they were the final thing which sent him off the edge.
 
He won that twins galaxies lawsuit tho, there was a feature on it last year, the TG lawyer essentially begged for mercy because he fucked up the case so bad and Billy got everything he wanted from it
He did not, they settled and Billy's scores were not returned to the official leaderboard and he remains banned from TG competitions.
I would say neither party got exactly what they wanted, but TG got the better end of the deal.
 

One hundred. And thirty five. Thousand times.

One hundred and thirty five thousand times.

If that is correct, I am actually nauseous. What could have possibly changed from 134,999 to 135,000? What other strategies could you have tried? If I tried to beat a boss and didn't get him after 100 tries, I'd like to think I would put the controller down. This gremlin did it for 1,350x longer than that.

That might be the worst, most pointless, time wasting thing I've ever heard of someone doing. Patrick S. Tomlinson has not responded to 135,000 troll messages. Ethan Ralph has not consumed 135,000 ounces of alcohol (5,300 bottle of standard sized Makers Mark). DSP has not outlived 135,000 internet celebs.

I am in awful, sickening, wonder of this.
 
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I'm willing to bet that Billy will be merciful with Karl since he has a little kid. I can see him allowing Karl to use the damages penalty towards his legal fees, forcing him to delete all his Billy Mitchell videos, never speaking of his name ever again, and uploading an apology pinned on his main Youtube homepage.
If Billy had a PR agent I think this would be something they would advise him to do.
He could really turn around his public image.
 
He did not, they settled and Billy's scores were not returned to the official leaderboard and he remains banned from TG competitions.
I would say neither party got exactly what they wanted, but TG got the better end of the deal.
Could be argued that Billy came out slightly ahead since they never had to go to trial. His scores were not reinstated but were only put back up on a "historical" version of the TG leaderboards, which also included all of Todd Rogers completely impossible high scores. Billy attempted to portray this as his scores being reinstated but got community noted on twitter and shut up about it.
 
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"Welp, bad news, fellas, buckle down and hold your loved ones since it's about to get real. It seems Billy Mitchell has won his court case against Karl Jobst in the Australian Court of Queensland, and let me tell you, this decision is a stinker. It stinks more than dookie deposited by a dingo. It smells worse than a tedious tinkle from a Tasmanian Devil. It’s like a powdered-wig judge just walked to the bench, took his pants down, and mooned an entire jury. Looks like Karl is going to have to take part-time shifts at the massage parlor with his Asian wife after this case. Karl love you legends long time, I guess.

Anyway, that’s all from me. See ya."
The Jobst situation is insane
 
I think Jobst lying about the suicide and the reason Mitchell was suing is going to eclipse the cheating allegations - most normal people couldn’t give less of a fuck about Dankey Kang scores, but can empathize with someone being accused of causing someone to kill themselves
The most off putting thing about that video was his wife's reaction trying to comfort him like she is his mom. Does he cry often?
He cried on the stand at this trial
 
I'm willing to bet that Billy will be merciful with Karl since he has a little kid. I can see him allowing Karl to use the damages penalty towards his legal fees, forcing him to delete all his Billy Mitchell videos, never speaking of his name ever again, and uploading an apology pinned on his main Youtube homepage.
I hope its making Karl advertise the hot sauce but he probably will give Karl an easy out with his kid.
 
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am i the only one who appreciates the incredible irony that someone called "the king of kong" trolls everyone on april fools day and causes massive chaos on the internet
And then the next day a new donkey kong game is announced to celebrate his victory, Billy just keeps on winning
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