Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Retreaded Tire]

Was watching best of 2017 yesterday, had a question about the 2nd sex doll. He says the thing melted from "antibacterial dish soap". That can't be right can it? Did he actually commit a second sexdoll mutilation murder instead?

 

[Raxxo's Bedbugs]

Leave Johnny Sacks alone, he contracted lung cancer in prison dood

He spent 20 years in the can, you are correct he deserves more respect.

 

[Love Is Blue]

He spent 20 years in the can, you are correct he deserves more respect.

that's uncle philly you stunad

 

[Thesumof41is5]

Was watching best of 2017 yesterday, had a question about the 2nd sex doll. He says the thing melted from "antibacterial dish soap". That can't be right can it? Did he actually commit a second sexdoll mutilation murder instead?

You can damage skin-safe silicone by using the wrong type of soap to clean it, especially if you dont dry it completely and immediately- they make special sex toy cleaners and sprays for that exact reason, but i would also lean towards a second shame/anger mutilation after the act. Was it the first one he literally “defaced” and showed on video? Or was it the one that got “stolen” by a methhead that got caught and planned on scrapping the guts?

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

He spent 20 years in the can, you are correct he deserves more respect.

Let me tell you something. Nowadays everybody’s got to go to group homes and go on drunken peasants or porkney streams and talk about their problems.

Whatever happened to Josh Saunders?

The gothic, assburgers type; that was an American. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings, he just did the best he can every day youtoob.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

2 spaces above johnny sack is mdwu.

It also makes these "celebs" look really bad, they are at a point in their lives where they are begging for crumbs sitting around making 1 cent paypal shoutout videos like a severely retarded alcoholic from Casper, Wyoming. How the fuck do you end up that way.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Was watching best of 2017 yesterday, had a question about the 2nd sex doll. He says the thing melted from "antibacterial dish soap". That can't be right can it? Did he actually commit a second sexdoll mutilation murder instead?

Fun Sized Felicia was a victim of a Josh spergout and was viciously dismembered, although he claimed his soap completely destroyed her skin. The truth came out in a text conversation with ExhumedVisions:

It's a real shame he didn't try to actually murder and cut up JESSICA BOYLE but I digress toobz.

 

[Epikusername4]

You want compromise, how's this? Twenty years in the can I wanted manicott', but I compromised. I ate dank food hacks off the radiator instead.

he wanted to fuck a hot gothic of age alive cisgendered consenting non related female he comprised he jacked off on chaturbate

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Let me tell you something. Nowadays everybody’s got to go to group homes and go on drunken peasants or porkney streams and talk about their problems.

Whatever happened to Josh Saunders?

The gothic, assburgers type; that was an American. He wasn’t in touch with his feelings, he just did the best he can every day youtoob.

KingcobraJFS defeated ISIS with his magic, and in this house he's an American hero. End of discussion!

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Cobra missed his calling as an undertaker. Lots of free time, hanging out in a graveyard, get to talk shit about the skygod when there's funerals

I saw on Faggit the other day they prefer to hire female undertakers so as to not have the corpses violated

 

[somevan712]

Praise Cobra's magic once again. In another common Cobra W, his powers keep him immune from infection and disease, unlike that Crackmanjack or whatever.

Bossmanjack started showing serious cheek swelling and mentioned tooth pain on stream. Also, take a look at that gross, wannabe food hacked steak. YUCK.


Meanwhile, the BOY is looking healthier than ever with absolutely NO teeth problems, trole. So don't even ask. And Cobra only eats 5 star meals in Clint's Trailer the Clocktower Mansion. Jealous?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Val Killmore just died, cobes on suicide watch

Better not make a RIP video BOY!

 

[Epikusername4]

Val Killmore just died, cobes on suicide watch

sadder than when ozzy couldnt walk anymore. cant believe HIS FUCKING TROLES gave val killmore pneumonia THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

 

[biggacracka]

sadder than when ozzy couldnt walk anymore. cant believe HIS FUCKING TROLES gave val killmore pneumonia THIS FUCKING SUCKS.

Troles broke Ozzy's spine
Troles gave Val Kilmer pneumonia
Troles made Walt contract agent orange
Troles scared Puff into running away
Circles of Protection aren't enough anymore, we need a stronger spell toobz

 

[Epikusername4]

Troles broke Ozzy's spine
Troles gave Val Kilmer pneumonia
Troles made Walt contract agent orange
Troles scared Puff into running away
Circles of Protection aren't enough anymore, we need a stronger spell toobz

ultra dank circle of protection on Ozzy. Sharon, all the Osbournes, Dani Filth, the rest of the cast of Tombstone, DarflinyB, cyraxx's troles, his fans, me and i guess clint too

 

[Statix_Shark]

unlike that Crackmanjack or whatever

Careful, insulting KF's resident crackhead usually attracts a bunch of seething retards.

 

[Muze]

Food Hack

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[Nichlaos Gerson]

Secondary Cough, Who do you think hes hanging out with?

 

[ibeatmywife]

Secondary Cough, Who do you think hes hanging out with?
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I'm pretty sure warlord lives with him now he seems to always be there or there alot of the time.

 

[Muze]

How to make the latest food hack

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