I Dislike Anime - Even The Ones That You Like

I have solutions to this:
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Why do weebs and VTuber guys insist on spreading their nonsense into places where it is not wanted or asked for? Is there a malevolent Konata-shaped tumour in their brains that compels them to spam tranime gifs in otherwise civil group chats and put Evangelion wraps on their '96 Skyline GT-Rs?
If 2D > 3D is true, then it is only natural to utilize a subset of 3D to improve 3D life.
If you had seasoning, would you not put it on food, even though seasoning itself can be considered a food?
Is the fact that I've had to tolerate multiple group project presentations from people with a busty anime waifu as their desktop wallpaper an indictment of human society?
Yes, it is an indictment that human society is progressing and surpassing what it once was.
Where you see degeneracy, I see someone who refuses to be shackled by outside pressures, and going towards his own truth that is beautiful, 2D > 3D.
Our fathers/grandfathers did the same thing with naughty posters on their walls and pinups of chicks on warplanes.
They know that having a busty anime waifu wallpaper is degenerate and wrong, but it is still beautiful and worth fighting for.
A wallpaper they have no regret choosing. If only you had watched/read Fate Stay/Night: Unlimited Blade Works, you'd understand.
Why do girls in anime wear skimpy clothes and make rodent whimpering noises whenever they do anything for any reason? That's not how Japanese people talk, right? Is it supposed to be endearing? Do anime-affected people hear this and not immediately wish to stick their entire head in an industrial blender?
Skimpy clothing creates cute outfits and fun scenarios through the social stigma of showing skin in public.
High-pitched people often sound like rodents, and the noises they make often signify some sort of emotion.

The specific frequency gamma waves from the Manhattan Project were able to genetically alter the Japanese people with superior DNA to create idol culture for Hollywood.
This cause irreversible effects in hygiene, vocal cords, culture, etc. I am not allowed to speak anymore about it, due to the overload on my quantum-bit key encryption computer.

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Are they ever going to find the One Piece? Do human beings exist who have watched all of these episodes? What are they like?
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Finding the One Piece is simply just one piece of the grand puzzle.
Much how like the destination is just one part of the journey.
Or how this post (and eventually the final post) is just one of many within the total thread.
You do not find the One Piece; you are the One Piece.
Weebs will attempt to defend their honour with incoherent statements such as "not all anime" (okay, but you know I'm not talking about DBZ you mong) or "it's not inherently sexual" (read above) or "it's the only form of media not under the thumb of the Woke Mob" (read a book), but now they can't, because I already addressed them.
An anime without these are not anime at all. They are simply animation.

TL;DR: Anime good
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Why do weebs and VTuber guys insist on spreading their nonsense into places where it is not wanted or asked for?
Serious answer to this: it's because it's an all-consuming lifestyle intended to make you into a shallow consumer zombie and suppress things such as creativity, abstract thought, and maturity (the focus on teenagers and children means this is intentional) that can wake you up from that haze. Those attributes also are essential to developing a personality, so weebs substitute corporate consumer products for personalities and parade it around everywhere. I would compare it to how genderspecial teenagers use LGBT labels to delay growing up and developing a personality. People make fun of Disney adults and soyboys crying over Star Wars trailers and adults viewing elections through the lens of Harry Potter, but these groups at their worst were never as bad as weebs. This is because even the worst, most woke Marvel comic inherently has more maturity with characters that look grown-up and realistic and are mostly adults. Weebs say that is ugly because they're pedophiles who only care about porn and can't coom to characters that look any older than 7, and that's another reason they spam it everywhere.

Sex is an incredibly serious, intimate thing, so anything you sexualize will have to be taken super seriously from then on. It's similar to how furries post fursona stickers IRL, but even more sinister because anime isn't as overtly sexual as furries, so normal, well-adjusted people can get dragged into it more easily. Moe/CGDCT elements in anime encourage this because they're basically girlfriend simulators: it's pointless, sickeningly sweet fluff with subtle sexual elements (Azumanga Daioh breast size jokes, Konata being a fujoshi and playing perverted games, K-On foot and butt shots) for pedophiles who wish they could date children and don't have the maturity to maintain relationships outside the honeymoon phase.

People will say that forcing anime and furries everywhere is autism or exhibitionism, but that's not it: it's more that they know their cartoon waifus are fake, so they try to make it more real by thinking about it constantly and forcing others to acknowledge it, just like how others would acknowledge a real person. It's the same reason troons always mention trans issues. People also say weebs are autistic, but anime doesn't have the depth to satisfy a real-deal autistic hyperfixation in people that high-functioning (which is what separates actual autists from fakes). They're just NPCs and consumer drones.
Why do girls in anime wear skimpy clothes and make rodent whimpering noises whenever they do anything for any reason? That's not how Japanese people talk, right? Is it supposed to be endearing? Do anime-affected people hear this and not immediately wish to stick their entire head in an industrial blender?
The whole moe anime girl style came from the 80s lolicon hentai boom. That style developed to exaggerate making girls look as young as possible because cartoon porn always exaggerates things. The squeaky voices are a result of when the loli hentai subculture became part of mainstream anime with Urusei Yatsura and Macross; they make the girls sound as young as possible in keeping with the exaggeration of cartoon porn. They wear skimpy clothes because that style came from porn, so girls in that style are meant to be sexualized. Yes, there was degen anime before the 80s like Yatterman, but that's not really moe/lolicon and more a result of lax child safety laws and not enough hyper-vigilant church moms in Japan.
Is the fact that I've had to tolerate multiple group project presentations from people with a busty anime waifu as their desktop wallpaper an indictment of human society?
Slight PL but I knew someone like this and he unironically used Reddit and TVTropes and spoke in canned phrases from these sites and random Youtubers. Think for yourself, already.
Mecha are a little better for some reason, maybe due to the fact that 99% of them are toy commercials and no one is going to want to buy the little toys forever.
Mainly because they're ripping off sci-fi literature and real conflicts, so they have a better basis to work from than "kid gets stronger" or "aren't children sexy?". Dougram ripped off the Algerian War, Hathaway's Flash was based on some contemporary Japanese conflict, Dragonar ripped off Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Votoms ripped off all kinds of sci-fi, Xabungle ripped off F-Troop, Layzner was based on the Cold War, and L-Gaim/Five Star Stories ripped off Dune.
Also, inb4 polititard weeaboos come to white knight their shitty cartoons, specifically current year slop, by saying "anime is gud cuz it based and not woke!!!" I suggest you check out "Gundam: Witch from Mercury" and "Trigun Stampede" then get back to us on that
Also Tekkaman Blade and Barcode Battler from the 90s. G-Witch isn't woke; it's moe. The worst woke Star Wars thing is better than G-Witch on that merit alone.
You sure care and awful lot about the opinions and interests of random strangers on the internet. Learn to stay cool and remain chilled out.
Maybe we wouldn't care so much if they weren't trying to force Vtuber memes on the Farms and I didn't have to see nonstop "anime but Lego" crap when looking for truly amazing Lego builds.
 
Having grown up around people obsessed with it, and been around countless brands or places that sell or ape the style, it literally could not interest me less, but it's bizarre watching Westerners get so passionate about it.

That's not how Japanese people talk, right?
Generalizing, no, they are to ordinary Japanese people like Western cartoons are to the people they depict. They simply exaggerate things in a different way. The stylized, declamatory and unsubtle way anime characters speak with their personalities on their sleeves is more theatrical than lifelike. Anime subverts or upends tropes, stakes and expected beats in traditional storytelling, which can end up with fascinating situations but is also why, with long, popular serials, the story proper can end up becoming silly or convoluted. Depending on the anime, yes there is a deliberate degree of sexualization, because most of it is targeted towards young men, and Japan is a country that has nude saunas and a penis festival.

Also, in what world were those outfits skimpy? Pinafore dresses, blouses and baggy gowns, suits and full length stockings? Most school uniforms are less conservative than that.

Is there a malevolent Konata-shaped tumour in their brains that compels them to spam tranime gifs in otherwise civil group chats and put Evangelion wraps on their '96 Skyline GT-Rs? Is the fact that I've had to tolerate multiple group project presentations from people with a busty anime waifu as their desktop wallpaper an indictment of human society?
I dunno, but I've never felt encumbered to 'tolerate' what people put in work chats for levity or how they decorate their appliances or waste their money. You ever posted a dated meme?

Anime has been informed by porn
Yes and no, it's quite a bit more complicated. Japan had few taboos on nudity, and there are numerous famous prints of women masturbating (and being consensually raped by a dragon). When the Allies occupied Japan, they prohibited all images of nudity or indecency, which of course spawned a softcore market of otherwise increasingly kinkier things that would otherwise get round the censors - one of them was the invention of tentacle hentai, which were initially used as an excuse to cover up genitals. Yes, tentacle rape porn is a thing in part because the Americans told the Japanese to stop looking at penises.

If anything Western pornography has probably been informed by anime, specifically in terms of the Asian (and to a related extent, Latino) beauty standard and the kinks shown that's taken up to 11: your bukkake, your bondage (which the Japanese seem really into), the pubic hair and hair in general people shave off, and fetishization of large breast sizes. And certainly the few times I've caught straight porn the women's vocalisations are a few pitches higher than seem natural as well. That's on top of porn giving people unrealistic beauty standards and expectations.

Also, anime is in a state of post-post irony right now. Like the people posting above me with 'react' pictures? 7 years ago that was death-penalty cringe. Now it's only 'ironically' cringe because everything else has turned really fuckin' lame and gay.

TL;DR: Anime is like, whatever.
 
Anime subverts or upends tropes, stakes and expected beats in traditional storytelling,
No, it doesn't. There are "anime tropes" that even the most grimdark, "intellectual" subversion has, and these tropes are just normal storytelling tropes. If anything, anime sucks the subtlety and abstractness out of that. I know more than you do, so I'm not wrong about this.
Depending on the anime, yes there is a deliberate degree of sexualization, because most of it is targeted towards young men, and Japan is a country that has nude saunas and a penis festival.
The sexual stuff in anime isn't even because of Japan's sex culture. That would imply that all Japanese media is sexed up, but that's not the case. There's a reason liking tokusatsu isn't considered weird or creepy while liking anime is. Anime appeals to a very specific niche of pedophiles and is made by these pedophiles, and they make all Japanese animation look like that so they can normalize their deviancy.
If anything Western pornography has probably been informed by anime, specifically in terms of the Asian (and to a related extent, Latino) beauty standard and the kinks shown that's taken up to 11: your bukkake, your bondage (which the Japanese seem really into), the pubic hair and hair in general people shave off, and fetishization of large breast sizes. And certainly the few times I've caught straight porn the women's vocalisations are a few pitches higher than seem natural as well. That's on top of porn giving people unrealistic beauty standards and expectations.
I made a post about this that may interest you. In another thread it was mentioned that the incest porn push mirrors anime's obsession with incest and that ahegao went from being a specific hentai thing to being a regular, real-life porn genre. It's almost as though the Venn diagram between people watching anime and people watching porn is almost a circle.
 
Yeah, and the chefs that are anime writers are Jack Scalfani-tier. If you honestly like all the things people find cumbersome about anime, then you're still stuck in that lifestyle, so you can't understand why people don't like it.
Shit argument tbh. Obviously no sane person likes everything about anime, but disliking an entire medium over some creators is really silly. Hitler was an author, doesn't make books as a medium shitty lol
 
Why do girls in anime wear skimpy clothes and make rodent whimpering noises whenever they do anything for any reason? That's not how Japanese people talk, right? Is it supposed to be endearing? Do anime-affected people hear this and not immediately wish to stick their entire head in an industrial blender?
Are they ever going to find the One Piece? Do human beings exist who have watched all of these episodes? What are they like?
Anime is just a medium. But you single out specific genres or shows. So can I say I hate movies because I think thriller movies are shit?
 
Yeah, and the chefs that are anime writers are Jack Scalfani-tier. If you honestly like all the things people find cumbersome about anime, then you're still stuck in that lifestyle, so you can't understand why people don't like it.
Cope, seethe, mald. I enjoy my life, unlike you who seemingly wants to tear everything down because that's thr only way you find joy. Anime makes me smile. Your seething can't take that away. To me, they cook my eggs well for the most part. I'm not asking for perfection. I'm asking for bacon and eggs.
 
The good thing about weebs is that they never leave their gooncaves, unless for two reasons. First of all, is if they're a tranny wishing to shit things up in public. They can easily be avoided. The second, is if they are going to an anime convention. The solution is to simply not go.
 
I am convinced that the horrible writing is a cultural issue with them because no other entertainment medium from any other country has this problem. It is solely anime and manga that do.
Huh, good serious posting in this trainwreck thread?

I also think that. It's incredibly weird.
I really noticed this with Junji ito: the weak spot in uzumaki and tomi is the exposition and hence the dialogue and vice versa.
I do dig some of his shorts: the visuals and the setting is always capturing my attention, but then you get into it and finish them and all you get is this stale aftertaste, like chewing card board - it's that wooden anime/manga feel the characters have - the whole thing loses it's intrigue after reading dialogue from a children's first reading picture book for more than 10 pages - less would be more, with the good ones, it often feels as if having dialogue beyond exclamations just detracts from the work.
I really wonder how manga would've developed without western post meji meddling, safe some industrialization, like industrial printing presses:
Where would it have gone with the pre-existing wood-block print culture? My bet is that they would tell stories with almost no dialogue.
And that the stories would be way more abstract like Junji Ito's stuff, on average.
All this made me wonder about the "feel" of Japanese literature recently - I really want to learn japanese for that reason and I have the suspicion that there's a big chance of me not "getting it", because there's something fundamentally different in the way they process things, it's not too far removed, obviously, just enough for this uncanny disconnect...
"westoids talk a lot in their movies and their "marvel" wood block prints for teens, that's weird, but we have to match them with everything we do, put more words into the picture book!"
 
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Low IQ scrawling, like a monkey drawing in feces. You are spiritual Bikura, a race of hairless neutered retards from the novel Hyperion, barely recognizable as human, sanded down to the bare essentials. You can't see the beauty and art in anime because you were brought into existence to serve your betters -- the anime enjoyers, the aristocrats of the soul -- and letting you see above your station would be too cruel. Know your place.
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Low IQ scrawling, like a monkey drawing in feces. You are spiritual Bikura, a race of hairless neutered retards from the novel Hyperion, barely recognizable as human, sanded down to the bare essentials. You can't see the beauty and art in anime because you were brought into existence to serve your betters -- the anime enjoyers, the aristocrats of the soul -- and letting you see above your station would be too cruel. Know your place.
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