Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

Markorian said:
World is an ok game, but a dogshit monster hunter game
Rise is mediocre at best and completely carried by its G rank
Wilds is dogshit in just about every way with some of the most egregious cut, piecemeal, and dripfed content that should have been in at launch that I've seen outside of completely worthless scum like ubisoft and ea
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the Woke shit even seeped into wilds of course, fucking Crapcom kikecompany
 
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Hermione Granger said:
Get ready to get your wallets flogged.

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Haha the oouuuuuuaaaah scream from the plumber cuckhold in the end 😃

You WILL consoom
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Product Placement said:
Some games like Street Fighter 6 and Bravely Default come with carts, but they don't contain the game. Instead, you download the game to your console via the internet and the cart you bought acts as a proof of purchase, letting you play when it is inserted. It is really that dumb.

However, games like Donkey Kong and Mario Kart will have the game on the cart.
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Indeed, I am now aware that not all carts will contain the game, with the cart acting like an old school "dongle" more than anything. I guess in certain situations it can indeed be useful, such as someone who doesn't know how digital purchased work, an elderly relative for example, but its utility seems quite limited.
 
Prokhor Zakharov said:
Well, the Switch 2 high speed ROM carts are the current closest successors to the SNES's mask ROM cartridges. So, in many ways the Switch 2 is not fundamentally different from the SNES in the basic way games are sold and played. Nintendo systems are in fact the only systems that still use the ROM cart format, returning to that format after using optical discs for 3 generations. Everyone else abandoned them with the 16-bit generation, except for the Vita (RIP).
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the GBA is basically a handheld SNES, I was more talking about the insanity of downloads and how physical games are basically a disadvantage at this point, its disappointing that Nintendo has gone full Klaus Schwab.
 
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Mister Fister said:
Give me a reason to get this over a legion go s or other handheld gaming PCs?
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The only reason is if you want stuff that is only coming to Switch 2. Other than that there isn't a reason. I'm sure the HDR will be quite limited on the Switch 2 due to using an LCD, with Nintendo coming out with a mid-stream "upgrade" of an OLED screen for true HDR. Which I honestly think is a very kike move. Their greed, with no OLED, the paid tutorial, $80 downloads, is quite obvious.
 
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Prokhor Zakharov said:
The physical cartridges don't actually contain the game? I find that doubtful since I know the current switch can be used in offline mode with its game carts and the games can be played without any limitations.
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Is sony the only company still releasing full games physically? Xbox doesn't do it. Now Nintendo too.
 
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The saddest thing about the modern industry is that even with all this bullshit, even despite these absurd and unacceptable prices, switch 2 after a single direct is still the best out of the 3 current gen consoles, the other two of which have been out for nearly 4 1/2 YEARS, and it's not even a particularly close match. You might have to donate blood to afford them, but hey, at least it fucking has worthwhile exclusives.
 
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>Bravely Default is a cart that doesn't even have the game on it
What lunacy is this shit? The original was a $35 game that fit on a 3DS cartridge, but now all of the sudden it's 11 gigs, requires you to download the fucking game, and will probably cost $70 like other current year Square Enix games. Fucking christ, the industry needs to be burnt down.
 
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The presentation was very good. I enjoyed their announcements and the technology was pretty nice.

People that are complaining about the price, consider that Nintendo is trying to get you to grow up and for better or for worse you can't do that if you don't have a good credit score. So put your game on a credit card and pay it off like a responsible adult. Thank you Nintendo. :smug:

Seriously though get over the price most of you are going to buy it anyway so save yourselves the trouble of looking like frauds in six months. Mario Kart looks really great and I like the upgrades to older games. I'll definitely give the Zelda games a second look and hopefully the Xenoblade games get upgrades because I will definitely buy them if that is the case. If they do not get the Switch 2 treatment, I will not buy them.
 
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IrishGuy088 said:
The presentation was very good. I enjoyed their announcements and the technology was pretty nice.

People that are complaining about the price, consider that Nintendo is trying to get you to grow up and for better or for worse you can't do that if you don't have a good credit score. So put your game on a credit card and pay it off like a responsible adult.
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Please, I could purchase the $550 steamdeck model and it'd probably run everything I found interesting from the direct better than the Switch 2 itself, and it would have more storage space to boot. The value just fucking sucks for your dollar.
 
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IrishGuy088 said:
The presentation was very good. I enjoyed their announcements and the technology was pretty nice.
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See, this part I can agree with you on. The direct itself was a 9/10, the issue was all the bullshit they hid outside of the direct.
The Paleblood Vessel said:
Please, I could purchase the $550 steamdeck model and it'd probably run everything I found interesting from the direct better than the Switch 2 itself, and it would have more storage space to boot. The value just fucking sucks for your dollar.
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I primarily play on pc and emulate/pirate 90% of the shit I play. I'm prefacing what I'm about to say with that so I don't get accused of being a blind fanboy. Even if switch 2 is easily emulatable early into the system's life (not impossible, but nintendo is likely to try and have that shit locked down as hard as they can), and even if the deck can suitably run that emulator (I've seen footage of the earlier deck models running switch 1 emulation, it's not pretty, and turns your deck into a men in black style fingerprint deleter), there's one thing that the actual switch 2 version of many games is going to always have over emulation: nintendo still makes couch co-op and good party games for the family, and even in the cases where it's possible, emulation multiplayer is almost always more hassle than its worth. Donkey Kong, sure, but mario kart is THE game to put on when you've got family and friends over.
 
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Vernerus said:
I assume the whole game-key card thing is to cut down on the ease of dumping game cards. Now you'll have to figure out a way to dump it from the Switch 2. It should be amusing to see how fast someone finds a way around this.
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If that were the case, you'd think they'd do the card thing for their first party top sellers, not 3rd party games. Who's gonna try to emulate SF6?
 
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tldr - game preservation good. jewing customers with e-waste bad.

IrishGuy088 said:
People that are complaining about the price, consider that Nintendo is trying to get you to grow up and for better or for worse you can't do that if you don't have a good credit score. So put your game on a credit card and pay it off like a responsible adult. Thank you Nintendo. :smug:
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A responsible adult would save money to buy something. Not put it on a CC and get charged interested. You fucking retard.
 
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