DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lord_Point]

So did phil explain the "logic" behind his april fools joke? Was it literally just im in my old house HHAHAHA IM ACTUALLY NOT!!!!

 

[Cucktry Roads]

So did phil explain the "logic" behind his april fools joke? Was it literally just im in my old house HHAHAHA IM ACTUALLY NOT!!!!

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high iq to understand Phil's april fool's day joke.

See, the joke was that he decided to downsize, meaning he isn't paying so much in HOA and unneccesary homeowner expenses, and he gets to see his actual family regularly since he's not on the other side of the country. Also he likes women now. Get it?

 

[JamFlowMan]

It's already gone after he went to "check on his wife."

I imagine Phil running to Kat after the payday was the exact same conversation that Bossmanjack has when he calls his mom to tell her how much he won.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

@neger psykolog are you being serious, you actually gave DSP a thousand bucks? Not a meme, like for real for real?

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FTFY

 

[Lord_Point]

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high iq to understand Phil's april fool's day joke.

See, the joke was that he decided to downsize, meaning he isn't paying so much in HOA and unneccesary homeowner expenses, and he gets to see his actual family regularly since he's not on the other side of the country. Also he likes women now. Get it?

I guess when your retarded 354 days of the year its a pretty good joke to pretend your a normal person.

 

[Awssum Possum]

Night stream starts with a $150 tip from anonymous. Phail gives us a speech about how successful 2025 has been and how everyone loves the wide variety of games he plays.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Night stream starts with a $150 tip from anonymous. Phail gives us a speech about how successful 2025 has been and how everyone loves the wide variety of games he plays.

SSI just refilled. Time to spend!

 

[Mature Adult]

He just ate chick fil a, now he's eating multiple mcdonalds meals? And he really wants us to believe he doesn't doordash 3-4 times a week off camera?

 

[A Piece of Coal]

He just ate chick fil a, now he's eating multiple mcdonalds meals? And he really wants us to believe he doesn't doordash 3-4 times a week off camera?

Correct. He also wants us to believe Kat loses 30 pounds and gains it back.

 

[RuthBaderGinsburg]

Will we see a return of a gout arc?

 

[Niggernerd]

Having a conveniently timed post so that I can partially steal some of whatever whales clout that actually tipped DSP $1000 is a flex on the other hand.

You won't get away with it next time you dastardly guy you.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

I like how Dave became a racist so he could talk to Measurehead and push the button, but then made the jump to get the jacket, making his quest to be a racist unnecessary.

Edit: Lmao, he's getting absolutely filtered by Measurehead.

 

[Book Thief]

Does anyone know why exactly Phil's Zoi died? At first I thought having negative karma etc was like your Zoi having depression, but it apparently only changes what your Zoi can do to other people or objects in the world. (with enough negative karma you can apparently do crime like hacking or robbing an ATM)

I haven't played the game, but I noticed that both times Phil's Sleep meter was critically low. I suspect that the game straight up kills you if you neglect to go to bed properly, unlike The Sims where your Sim just collapses from exhaustion.

Then again, it seems random death is genuine issue with the game right now, so he may have stumbled in a genuine bug.

 

[Balr0g]

Night stream starts with a $150 tip from anonymous. Phail gives us a speech about how successful 2025 has been and how everyone loves the wide variety of games he plays.

The King's snake is totrally devouring all those khantribuitions while stinking so much every normie is running away

In all seriousness though Kick must love Phil and his streams: they make bank on a few retards throwing Kick support at another retard. That 1k stream wasn't tips. no no no. Those were mostly Kick subscriptions. and he won't see the money until May (I would think). Basically: present Phil is fucking fuiture Phil because he probably thinks that sub money is already in his bank account. Never mind the fact he has ramped up the begging on some days you might hink we are back to the glory days from just a few years prior (just look at his last Soykoden stream that was whalesaved at the last minute)

Who knows maybe it's KC throwing him some money here and there to keep the cow fed so they can milk him for moe content once the high runs inevitably out

 

[Twrx]

The King's snake is totrally devouring all those khantribuitions while stinking so much every normie is running away

In all seriousness though Kick must love Phil and his streams: they make bank on a few retards throwing Kick support at another retard. That 1k stream wasn't tips. no no no. Those were mostly Kick subscriptions. and he won't see the money until May (I would think). Basically: present Phil is fucking fuiture Phil because he probably thinks that sub money is already in his bank account. Never mind the fact he has ramped up the begging on some days you might hink we are back to the glory days from just a few years prior (just look at his last Soykoden stream that was whalesaved at the last minute)

Who knows maybe it's KC throwing him some money here and there to keep the cow fed so they can milk him for moe content once the high runs inevitably out

Phil has never cared about future Phil, all that has ever mattered is present Phil. That's all that will ever matter.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Not autistic btw
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E: Big ups Slayer for telling Phil the toys are different in different countries

VPN stream when?


To a certain nigger who doesn't deserve a quote

 

[johnkimble123]

Will we see a return of a gout arc?

He doesn’t have gout. Just like he doesn’t have debilitating back or neck pain. Just like he never had COVID. Self diagnosis =/= sickness.

He only has any of these when it’s convenient, forgets about them most of the time. The amount he eats fast food would flare up gout constantly.

 

[Pattern Noticer]

He doesn’t have gout. Just like he doesn’t have debilitating back or neck pain. Just like he never had COVID. Self diagnosis =/= sickness.

He only has any of these when it’s convenient, forgets about them most of the time. The amount he eats fast food would flare up gout constantly.

If DSP didn't have gout he wouldn't force himself to eat turkey dogs.

 

[Brother Wind]

It's probably just that DSP is boring as fuck

Imagine saying this when you post five times a page on multiple threads in this board.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Correct. He also wants us to believe Kat loses 30 pounds and gains it back.

She goes to the bathroom and then eats dinner. Where's the lie?