Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[LaughJoke2.0]

I was wondering about this. Like, isn't the basic point of social security to "thank" or "repay" citizens for contributing to the economy? Jack literally only takes from his country. He's never held a job, his failed channel is decades-long grift, one son can't keep a job either, and the other has all but renounced his citizenship.

You or your spouse of 10 years of marriage minimum has to have paid into it for about 20 years to collect any kind of social security. Also, if you have a disabled child who is on SSI you can leave them your Social Security and they'll get SSDI which again is more money as long as you have no spouse collecting on your social security.

If you didn't pay into for enough years and don't have a spouse who did, then you don't get Social Security. Also, people in prison even if they had enough years paid into it don't get it as the state views it as they're already taking care of your needs, so you don't need Social Security. That's why if you did 30 plus years in the joint and aren't disabled, you're almost better off staying in prison instead of parole or release it's why the old guys in Shawshank Redemption had to bag groceries when released.

I don't know Jack and Tammy's status or how much they or if anything they paid yearly in social security taxes to qualify. SSI on the other hand anyone even children can get as long as they're disabled.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Random rant about printers



Another random response



Hypocrisy thy name is Jack



Jack interacts with LibsofTiktok




Jack cries about election results



Jack malds about the news




Pickles

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Remember guys. He's carnivore only.

Sneeznings and coatings don't count for him.

Which is why this whole thing is a larp.

If you're going to do carnivore then you go whole hog and just eat the meat. Salt & pepper only. Dairy sometimes. Meat products like jerky and sausage occasionally as they tend to contain carbs.

But Fatty is addicted to food so after maybe a month of this he started cheating again. This is why he still looks like a bowling ball.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothing this faggot does will live up to anything liveing forever imagines.

He should just have another stroke.

 

[Adamska]

But Fatty is addicted to food so after maybe a month of this he started cheating again. This is why he still looks like a bowling ball.

I think he failed his fake diet in less than two weeks, not even a month, because he chowed down on some fried okra in a Fat on the Go just a bit after that.

It makes his attempts to LARP as dieting funnier, even if it's really lame and creepy he films his wife eating the food like some form of cuck porn nowadays.

 

[Marc]

You just know he rips ass in there nonstop.

I bet that room sounds and smells like a turkey farm.

Fatty is addicted to food so after maybe a month of this he started cheating again.

This is the nicest thing you’ve ever said about the guy. Are you attributing it to the weekly numbers he was sharing in January 2024? Because I suspect that all our round boy did was add a daily chuck roast to his normal intake (shopvac-ing calorie-dense foods up his snout all day long) and declare it and his vestigial T-Rex arms “carnivore.”

 

[Tiresome]

I think he failed his fake diet in less than two weeks, not even a month, because he chowed down on some fried okra in a Fat on the Go just a bit after that.

It makes his attempts to LARP as dieting funnier, even if it's really lame and creepy he films his wife eating the food like some form of cuck porn nowadays.

He failed his fake diet within 3 days, I expect, as soon as he hit the latest shit movie and started gobbling palm oil-soaked popcorn.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wouldn’t blame Jack for just eating whatever he wants. He’s crippled and won’t live to get old. Just spare us the fucking lectures.

 

[biggacracka]

Jack cries about election results

Popaganda sounds like something a Protestant might say against Catholicism lmao

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Funny thing is to get full benefits no matter what they'd be for him he has to wait till he's 67. While you can collect at 62 if you do so you won't get your full benefits you have to wait anyone born after 1937 has to wait until they turn 65 and if born after 1960 you have to wait to 67 if you choose to wait till you turn 70, you'll get more than you were originally going to get. Also, if you choose to collect early then the full amount year you don't get it when you turn that age it's viewed as either wait or lose it.

Ironically, he'd be better off demonetizing his YouTube videos as to have no income and get SSI or if he qualified for SSDI which is you collecting your social security after becoming disabled it's more money than SSI, but you need a 20-year work history to collect.

Jack would have had to have paid into socha seguridy to collect any….

He didn’t pay into SS in any significant amount, so he ain’t getting anything out of it.

And Jack will get on his boomerbait victim conspiracy lunatic show “F as in Frank” this weekend and exclaim that social security will be bankrupt in just a few years, and that we need to elect Elon president for life so that he can legislate SSI away entirely because anything “social” is commie wolk bs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack will get on his boomerbait victim conspiracy lunatic show “F as in Frank” this weekend and exclaim that social security will be bankrupt in just a few years, and that we need to elect Elon president for life so that he can legislate SSI away entirely because anything “social” is commie wolk bs.

My aversion to Boomercons was already at 10. Then I found this thread and discovered the dial went up so much higher. Progressives are evil incarnate but Jack and his brethren are just begging to be thrown off roofs. If only they weren’t so hard to lift.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Here is a timely Amish fact that Jack missed last month…

The Amish don’t pay into social security as it is a form of (((insurance)))

Maybe the Amish month research was a Jack trying to “help” by desperately trying to find a way to reduce tax burden by claiming amishnasi amishness, as neither of these two lardasses look like they think they have a shot at making it to 65. So in a dire enough tax burden they could conceivably favor lowering immediate taxes while sacrificing future benefits.. (Tammy might make 65, but you know Jack is putting his own self-interest first in line here over his family). It all lines up with a desperate end of year income tax data and pending April tax filings liability. Jack’s upcoming off-diet Chicago beetza tour is justified as his personal rumpspringa)

Spoiler

Now if mentions this during a F as in Fat talk about social security, you’ll know that him, or his beluga head asmr creep brother read this thread….

 

[LifeAlert]

New Letters from Jack:

DEAR AMERICANS​

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nhln147ZAz4

Published on 2025-04-03 | Archived on 2025-04-03

Jack basically slurps cheeto cock for 5 minutes and doesn't understand why anyone would hate donny and elon, probably because he isn't a fired government employee, a foreigner, or a middle/lower class worker. Also the cat analogy is very rich considering he tried to get a dog to walk into an electrical fence and uses shock collars on Hope

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This is the nicest thing you’ve ever said about the guy. Are you attributing it to the weekly numbers he was sharing in January 2024? Because I suspect that all our round boy did was add a daily chuck roast to his normal intake (shopvac-ing calorie-dense foods up his snout all day long) and declare it and his vestigial T-Rex arms “carnivore.”

I was in a generous mood.

This was a diet tailor made for him. Just eat meat. How hard could that be for a guy who's idea of a snack is an entire rotisserie chicken? But he still fucked it up and still looks the same.

New Letters from Jack:

DEAR AMERICANS​

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nhln147ZAz4

Published on 2025-04-03 | Archived on 2025-04-03

Jack basically slurps cheeto cock for 5 minutes and doesn't understand why anyone would hate donny and elon, probably because he isn't a fired government employee, a foreigner, or a middle/lower class worker. Also the cat analogy is very rich considering he tried to get a dog to walk into an electrical fence and uses shock collars on Hope

What a faggot.

He's so deep into this he is incapable of admitting that the way Trump and Elon are going about the whole thing is bad. Even the reddest people I know who voted for Trump twice and claimed he was what America needed are starting to admit that he's taking things too far. Fatty would rather die than admit Trump made a mistake.

 

[Bassomatic]

I was about to raid the pantry at work where we all have goodies and the office stocks stuff. There's a delicious pile of pastries and I don't have a sweet tooth.

I do not even want a cinnamon roll because jack is so fat I lost my appetite.

 

[Marc]

Fatty would rather die than admit Trump made a mistake.

*Than admit he made a mistake in endorsing a particular, public personality. In all fairness, Jack doesn't understand how government works; and instead regards demagogic politicians as WWE faces and heels to buy and wear merch for. If Don and Elon had entrance themes and pyrotechnics, Jack would involuntarily ejaculate and ask Tammy what grade he gave it.

 

[Bassomatic]

*Than admit he made a mistake in endorsing a particular, public personality. In all fairness, Jack doesn't understand how government works; and instead regards demagogic politicians as WWE faces and heels to buy and wear merch for. If Don and Elon had entrance themes and pyrotechnics, Jack would involuntarily ejaculate.

Sadly that is about 85% voters today but I digress.

 

[Tiresome]

Fatty would rather die than admit Trump made a mistake.

Say what you want about Trump, Jack is going to get more and more enraged the longer the arrests don't happen. Then he's going to swallow and crow some neu-QAnon bullcrap about how the arrests happened in secret, the REAL people are rotting in Gitmo/been executed and Trump has put decoys back into the public (to prevent civil unrest)

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Also the cat analogy is very rich considering he tried to get a dog to walk into an electrical fence and uses shock collars on Hope

Don't forget the one video (I think it was a Letters from Jack) where Jack said he would SHOOT the dogs in his neighborhood. IIRC, there were some dogs roaming around his block, and the Post Office's response (which I believe is common) was to tell folks, 'Either secure the dogs or accept irregular mail service.' Jack's solution? Shoot the dogs. I'm pretty sure he delivered this line with a chuckle, a shrug, and an "I don't care!"

I'll update this comment if I can find the video... all I know is it's not this video, which is a different Post Office rant, wherein Jack is bizarrely furious about the fact the U.S. postal service (literally one of mankind's greatest bureaucratic inventions) hand-delivers mail to people. Jack wants everyone to walk somewhere and pick up their mail instead! A take that aged like him.

Spoiler: Fat, sociopathic and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Imagine going your whole life being an idiotic sociopath. Pick one and there is some benefit; it can pay to be an idiot, and it can pay to be a sociopath. Combine them, though, and you're just a crippled bowling ball too dumb to at least HIDE the casual resentment you have for random innocent animals.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jack said he would SHOOT the dogs in his neighborhood. IIRC, there were some dogs roaming around his block, and the Post Office's response (which I believe is common) was to tell folks, 'Either secure the dogs or accept irregular mail service.' Jack's solution? Shoot the dogs. I'm pretty sure he delivered this line with a chuckle, a shrug, and an "I don't care!"

This fat retard has such pronounced proclivity for evil. I know that might sound dramatic but I mean it earnestly.

It is especially revolting coming from a man who markets himself as religious. And it proves once more just how little biblical knowledge Jack has and, worse, does not care to have. He is so typical of the worst kind of self-branded “strong Christian,” the ones who only concern themselves with talking the talk about Jesus and believing he is their savior, with no concern whatsoever for acting like a decent person.

Being a cautionary tale is the only way Jack’s life will ever benefit humanity.

Spoiler: Biblical citations

Scripture contains multiple directives that emphasize kindness toward animals. For starters:

In Genesis 9:4, there is a prohibition against consuming flesh torn from a living creature, which epitomizes cruelty.

Beyond physical harm, the Bible also forbids causing emotional distress to animals (Leviticus 22:28 ), mandates rest for them on the Sabbath (Exodus 23:12), and prohibits overburdening them (Deuteronomy 22:10).

As King Solomon declared, “The righteous man cares for the needs of his animals” (Proverbs 12:10).

The practice of animal sacrifices might seem at odds with that unless you’ve studied the relevant texts. I don’t want to sperg too much and shit up the thread (even within a spoiler), but feel free to PM me about it you want.