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[Tiresome]

Don't forget the one video (I think it was a Letters from Jack) where Jack said he would SHOOT the dogs

It was from his blog set aside solely for bitching and moaning before he lost the energy for long-format whining.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

It was from his blog set aside solely for bitching and moaning before he lost the energy for long-format whining.

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Thanks, @Tiresome. Appreciate the fact-check. My brain combined this blog post with the video I linked to in my last comment (where he rants about the U.S. postal service for different reasons).

Interesting he COMPLAINS about having to go to the post office in his blog from Dec. 2008:

Soon I will have to go to the post office and sort out my mail from the rest of the neighborhood. ... I swear, if my mail stops I will be shooting dogs left and right

But four years later (Feb. 2013), he is ADVOCATING for the government to fundamentally alter the postal system and force people to go to a physical location:

Make everybody in America walk to a post office box of some sort and pick up their mail. Stop delivering it by foot to everybody's house.

The worst kind of person. Holds no actual belief. Just wants us to know the world is stupid and he hates everyone and everything in it because nothing makes him not feel empty.

 

[Tiresome]

The worst kind of person. Holds no actual belief. Just wants us to know the world is stupid and he hates everyone and everything in it because nothing makes him not feel empty.

I joked about this a while back while quoting Tombstone (RIP Val) but Jack really does want revenge for being born.

 

[Marc]

And for being named after a dog. And for the world not kissing his ass. And for not being fed since his last meal. And for the meager portions he had received. And that other people exist. And that some of them seem happy.

Actually, Jack might be a fast food version of the Grinch.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This fat retard has such pronounced proclivity for evil. I know that might sound dramatic but I mean it earnestly.

It is especially revolting coming from a man who markets himself as religious. And it proves once more just how little biblical knowledge Jack has and, worse, does not care to have. He is so typical of the worst kind of self-branded “strong Christian,” the ones who only concern themselves with talking the talk about Jesus and believing he is their savior, with no concern whatsoever for acting like a decent person.

He's a "Christian in name only" or "Cafeteria Christian" that picks and chooses the bits of the bible he likes. He doesn't read it and he just goes by what Hammy and his pastor say.

The man literally has no ideas of his own and relies on others to fill in the blanks.

And for being named after a dog. And for the world not kissing his ass. And for not being fed since his last meal. And for the meager portions he had received. And that other people exist. And that some of them seem happy.

Actually, Jack might be a fast food version of the Grinch.

Yeah except his heart is already three sizes too large because of the high blood pressure.

 

[Zeftax]

My brain combined this blog post with the video I linked to in my last comment (where he rants about the U.S. postal service for different reasons).

There was also a video where he tried to get a dog with some kind of area-activated shock collar to cross over the electric fence.
It is here at the 5:20 mark:

[archive]
Originaly posted here, I think:

DOTSON'S - Tennessee Trip (part 2)

Jack Scalfani shows you where he is staying in Nashville, Tennessee then travels to Franklin, Tennessee to have the best breakfast ever at Dotson's. Dotson's...

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Hold up foodjacks..

At the 2 minute mark..have we discovered the origin story?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There was also a video where he tried to get a dog with some kind of area-activated shock collar to cross over the electric fence.

Jack’s and Rekieta’s threads both belong in the zoosadist subforum. Glad they’re both miserable and growing more so with each passing hour.

 

[Marc]

Jack’s and Rekieta’s threads both belong in the zoosadist subforum. Glad they’re both miserable and growing more so with each passing hour.

I like that you can gauge how much extra lying each has been doing by observing fluctuations in their mass.

 

[ILikeYou]

Has Jack ever spoken about why, apparently, he likes cartoons so much? It seems like it's a theme throughout everything with him, even down to his cartoonist mannerisms, like covering his mouth and giggling. The intros on his videos are cartoon-like w/ the comedy style and sound effects. He likes Disney, and he and Tammy have shirts and dishes w/ cartoon characters. I know some adults are into that, but I just wonder where that fits into Jack's mental landscape.

 

[LifeAlert]

Has Jack ever spoken about why, apparently, he likes cartoons so much? It seems like it's a theme throughout everything with him, even down to his cartoonist mannerisms, like covering his mouth and giggling. The intros on his videos are cartoon-like w/ the comedy style and sound effects. He likes Disney, and he and Tammy have shirts and dishes w/ cartoon characters. I know some adults are into that, but I just wonder where that fits into Jack's mental landscape.

Jack's life is a neverending cartoon right down to his freakishly huge size, inhuman appearance and his apparent inability to die. Now he's also into anime so expect him to develop late-stage autism and troon out as well

 

[Tiresome]

where that fits into Jack's mental landscape.

The extent of Jack's mental landscape.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Has Jack ever spoken about why, apparently, he likes cartoons so much?

Its the same reason he likes picture books over actually reading. Why he watches movies over reading the book and why he likes pictures on menus. Hes a fucking retard, his swiss brain has given him the EQ and mental capacity of a 7 year old. One could say before the strokes he was at least sophomoric in his humor and would somewhat enjoy adult cartoons, but now he basically cant understand any complex plot or story lines. Its why all of his movie reviews follow the same script, because this fucking mongoloid cant understand what the fuck is going on unless its bright colors bouncing around with goofy sound effects.

He will never understand how the government fully works or how the world does not work in absolutes and that makes him angy. However having a plate of chewy uncooked beef while he laughs at stupid cartoon dances and helps find Blue find clues on tv makes him happy.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

GARNIVORE!

And how it should look….

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

New Letters from Jack:

DEAR AMERICANS​

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=nhln147ZAz4

Published on 2025-04-03 | Archived on 2025-04-03

Jack basically slurps cheeto cock for 5 minutes and doesn't understand why anyone would hate donny and elon, probably because he isn't a fired government employee, a foreigner, or a middle/lower class worker. Also the cat analogy is very rich considering he tried to get a dog to walk into an electrical fence and uses shock collars on Hope

Fatty: "Why don't people want to pay 35% more for goods? Why don't people want their 401ks to lose a ton of value?! LEAVE DONALD TRUMP ALONE!"

 

[biggacracka]

GARNIVORE!

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[LifeAlert]

New Food News:

FOOD NEWS WEEK #2​

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=x3DgTA3nnbI

Published on 2025-04-03 | Archived on 2025-04-04

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Time to visit top 3 headlines in Food news.

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak
COOKING WITH JACK MERCH: https://jakatak-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/cooking-with-jack

 

[biggacracka]

New Food News:

FOOD NEWS WEEK #2​

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https://preservetube.com/watch?v=x3DgTA3nnbI

Published on 2025-04-03 | Archived on 2025-04-04

Spoiler: Description

Time to visit top 3 headlines in Food news.

HERE IS MY LINKTREE: https://linktr.ee/jakatak
COOKING WITH JACK MERCH: https://jakatak-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/cooking-with-jack

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>yfw you see Jim Traynor's juicy meat

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Literal Down Syndrome

 

[The Grimace]

Has Jack ever spoken about why, apparently, he likes cartoons so much? It seems like it's a theme throughout everything with him, even down to his cartoonist mannerisms, like covering his mouth and giggling. The intros on his videos are cartoon-like w/ the comedy style and sound effects. He likes Disney, and he and Tammy have shirts and dishes w/ cartoon characters. I know some adults are into that, but I just wonder where that fits into Jack's mental landscape.

Actually, that reminds me. People here mention often that he watches Blue's Clues. Where did that originate?

 

[densedance]