Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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AnOminous said:
Look at the bizarre rictus, the deranged expression, this idiot has.
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This is truly a timeless expression. I don't think I'll ever know what emotion is truly behind it besides "I really need to shit right now".
 
Duke Nukem said:
Honestly I'm at an impasse here. I've never had any significant problems with Alex but if he's not going to take any well meaning advice from those who tell him to take a break from the internet for a bit, then there really isn't anything one can do for him.
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If he’s to be trusted even his parents told him to stop (specifically using Deviant art).

Like the other users pointed out, this guy is a drooling retard and a lost cause. We’ve been advising him to stop using the internet since he got dawxed phonebooked. That’s what someone who has at least one functioning synapse in their brain should do in that kind of situation. And this point there’s nothing left to do except for hunting the red hogendrop until kingdom come and having a good laugh or two.
 
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IKOL said:
You are yet to witness mine after good amount of moonshine one day...
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I defy you to post a more insane expression than that. No amount of moonshine, even from an 80 year old madman who has been moonshining all his adult life would make you look that deranged.

And I have actually had Oklahoma moonshine from octogenarian fedhating lunatics. So don't lie to me.
 
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Duke Nukem said:
Honestly I'm at an impasse here. I've never had any significant problems with Alex but if he's not going to take any well meaning advice from those who tell him to take a break from the internet for a bit, then there really isn't anything one can do for him.
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Go back to his oldest profile posts. People have been telling him to go offline for 3 years straight, and he's never listened. He's been a lost cause even before his halal.
 
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Sperg Spectating said:
Go back to his oldest profile posts. People have been telling him to go offline for 3 years straight, and he's never listened. He's been a lost cause even before his halal.
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If I had to guess its because in his mind he thinks being offline means "letting them win" when in reality, being online this much and focusing this much on internet beef you have between others is not productive and a waste of time on top of being a mental detriment. I watched his KermisVoyager videos back in the day and a lot of it was just usual politisperging and trying to be "based". Sadly he deleted or even privated a lot of those videos. He most likely genuinely believes in not letting his "enemies" win in any capacity and having the final say to preserve free speech or whatever he thinks is the most pressing matter. He 100% needs to curb his internet addiction and just focus on other things, he's just making things 100 times worse for himself. He's at rock bottom though and having Kanye West-tier breakdowns is just going to further propel him downwards. I've seen this song and dance too many times with schizotubers
 
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Dead Lion said:
If he’s to be trusted even his parents told him to stop (specifically using Deviant art).

Like the other users pointed out, this guy is a drooling retard and a lost cause. We’ve been advising him to stop using the internet since he got dawxed phonebooked. That’s what someone who has at least one functioning synapse in their brain should do in that kind of situation. And this point there’s nothing left to do except for hunting the red hogendrop until kingdom come and having a good laugh or two.
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Sperg Spectating said:
Go back to his oldest profile posts. People have been telling him to go offline for 3 years straight, and he's never listened. He's been a lost cause even before his halal.
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The way things are going kinda reminds me of that one time @PvtRichardCranium went nuts and decided to take on the entire forum (before this place was the New Zealand Orchards).

I just don't understand the mentality of someone who comes to this place and decides that they actually want to be a lolcow.

I suppose attention of any kind from random strangers on the internet is better than nothing at all.
 
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DickMain said:
I don't think I'll ever know what emotion is truly behind it besides "I really need to shit right now".
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AnOminous said:
That expression reads, to me, "I need help, I desperately need help, please help me!"
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Perhaps that is the expression of somebody that has already, in fact, shit their pants and needs mommy to provide him with a clean change of clothes.
 
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Wait a minute, that's a sticker from Jaiden Espinoza (not his real name btw, the guy stole it from somebody else). He's the admin of SkibidiFarms and thus supports and allows the distribution and spread of animal gore and CSAM. Way to show that you are not a pedo, Alex
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They even have BMT threads on there and people asking for DD and 1B9P. Alex will fit right in! He’s really painting himself as the hero and protagonist by joining a sharty offshoot.
 
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Interesting...

Title: Trump has crashed the American Economy

Description:You voted for this haters, now suck it up.
00:00:01 trump supporters are so stupid okay it's because of him and you fascist haters who voted for him that banks run out of money and the thing is you voted for this the economy has crashed that's what imposing tariffs would do you never learn from the Great Depression and now you're going to go through it you're going to throw go through another recession so yeah think about that but they're blaming anything else but Trump of course well I'm glad I stopped supporting that fascist you know my expectations on Trump were low but

00:00:42 holy so yeah part of this is your fault you fascist haters don't blame me don't blame anyone else because of it blame yourselves blame Trump seriously part of this is your fault now eat it eat it reap what you sold

Title: Stop posting lies in my comments section

Description: Haters fuck off or I will get law enforcement involved.
00:00:01 i am sick and tired of looking at my notifications and seeing a bunch of [ __ ] spreading lies about me and my channel i am sick and tired of this [ __ ] people of Kiwi Farms and Onion Farms need to [ __ ] off all right stay the [ __ ] out of my channel stay the [ __ ] out of there i will continue blocking you and no do not create another channel to circumvent the block you will be blocked again there will be severe consequences for those who abuse this [ __ ] i'm sick and tired of these [ __ ]

00:00:40 spreading lies about me in the comment section like there's there used to be a feature on YouTube where you could filter out words to prevent liars from spreading lies about your channel but I just can't seem to find it i've used this against my haters before oh and then there's this one channel called Pickle Rick who changed his YouTube channel named to Keris Voyager 1997 sucks and use a picture of my face haha very funny i don't suck i am the best YouTuber out there your channel name is terrible these haters are driving me

00:01:15 into psychosis like these characters you see Sight and Mute i [ __ ] love those characters by the way so yeah stop spreading lies in my [ __ ] channel or else there will be serious repercussions i will get you arrested if you don't stop i have mentioned this with my mental health specialist before these liars need to [ __ ] off
Pickle Rick's been going off on Alex, even to the point of changing his name and pfp
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He's also been posting about him a lot lately.

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Seems like he didn't handle the copyright strike all that well.
 
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PaperRoads said:
stay the [ __ ] out of my channel stay the [ __ ] out of there i will continue blocking you and no do not create another channel to circumvent the block you will be blocked again there will be severe consequences for those who abuse this [ __ ] i'm sick and tired of these [ __ ]
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That's why you keep coming back here to tard rage right, Alex? Admit it, you just can't quit us.
 
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