Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Maybe I was asleep in class that day but I don't remember the great depression being caused by Trump raising tariffs. I thought it was partly because of the stock market crashing, banks loaning out money they didn't actually have, and partly because of the dust bowl destroying all the farms.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Hogenverse subforum when?

Oh great, a place for everyone to post naked drawn Japanese people with their limbs removed.

Sure, why not.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

I'm pretty sure he'll tell us anyway, considering what he already posted who knows how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Unironically want to stay away from humanoid pokemon just on the off chance he photoshops the arms of to jerk it to, even if he's a pedo, he's also a gooner and gooners are notorious for jerkin it to stuff they're normally not attracted to.
Also Yveltal (the bird one I posted) basically has 3 arms, its' tail is apposable!

 

[Duke Nukem]

Unironically want to stay away from humanoid pokemon just on the off chance he photoshops the arms of to jerk it to, even if he's a pedo, he's also a gooner and gooners are notorious for jerkin it to stuff they're normally not attracted to.
Also Yveltal (the bird one I posted) basically has 3 arms, its' tail is apposable!

If I post biblically accurate angels, will he jack off to those, or do I have to go at the wings with a hacksaw?

 

[Tomie's Second Face]

If I post biblically accurate angels, will he jack off to those, or do I have to go at the wings with a hacksaw?

Assuming his art reflects his ideal preferences, I believe you’re correct in guessing the wings would have to go. I doubt he’d be satisfied until the subject is so encumbered with bondage gear and devoid of limbs that they resemble a latex hotdog.

 

[⚞⛇⚟]

Assuming his art reflects his ideal preferences, I believe you’re correct in guessing the wings would have to go. I doubt he’d be satisfied until the subject is so encumbered with bondage gear and devoid of limbs that they resemble a latex hotdog.

He has a bizarre obsession with angels though. His ideal women is probably a potato sack with a blindfold, wings, cat ears, and, don't forget, a smell so bad that it kills people.

 

[CallmeCicada]

A user on Youtube claiming to be Alex's friend for a decade is distraught after reading Alex's comments affirming he is a pedophile on this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdSekpApM4

Spoiler: Text

Betterskatez... Did you admit that you were a pedophile on kiwi farms? I went on the Kiwi Farms thread about you on Page 323. And someone called Sperg Spectating posted a screenshot of you saying that your gross and that you quoted "Fine. I'm a Pedophile." Why would you say this? Did you really say this or did someone inspect element your comment, or did you actually say it?? If so then Why? Why? Betterskatez you were my friend for about a decade now.. For so long we were good friends...

Spoiler: Local audio

Spoiler: Video transcript

all my haters need to back off and leave
me alone I did nothing wrong
okay stop hating on me over false
allegations quit stalking
me leave me
alone stop disliking my videos stop with
the hate comments
enough I'm trying to have peace unlike
you haters and trolls out there unlike
you people at kiwi farms and onion
Farms okay my [ __ ] ain't your [ __ ]
business okay don't harass me just
because I make some experimental
drawings don't harass
me over this all I'm doing was
experimenting you are just easily
offended over things and you need to
stop this hate campaign against
me all right I've talked with the mental
health
specialist and she said that I could
have a referral to a psychiatrist so
they can diagnose what what I may
have but yeah enough with you haters out
there
enough
okay I will have each and every single
one of you haters taking off the
internet if you don't stop
this you need to stop right
now I don't [ __ ]
around this needs to
stop
okay and I decline paper Road's request
okay I decline it because of course
paper roads is just going to rig it
against me you know cuz the deciding
factor is Q F so it doesn't matter how
good I draw which I draw better than you
by the
way it's just going to be
rigged so stop harassing me treat me
with respect treat me the way you want
to be treated with respect
stop this
now all
right I said before that I would get law
enforcement involved it doesn't matter
how many vpns you hide behind they're
still going to find
you and they're going to give you a
knock on your door if you don't stop
this
okay I am trying to have peace I'm
trying to live my life in peace pce but
I can't because I have to defend myself
against you haters and trolls out there
who think it's funny to just kick me
around and stuff like that so stop it
now okay enough with the
stalking I am better than you and I will
always be better than you
okay I've been to Canada United States
Mexico and Japan all you ever been to is
your mother's basements okay enough with
this [ __ ]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=VE8ChBWumgU

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Lolicon is disgusting.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

He has a bizarre obsession with angels though. His ideal women is probably a potato sack with a blindfold, wings, cat ears, and, don't forget, a smell so bad that it kills people.

.....so she smells like white phosphorous? Or agent orange?
Agent orange apparently smelled like diesel mixed with chemicals cuz herbicide.
White phosphorous melts your lungs if you inhale it so you wouldn't wven get a chance to smell, it just burns the mucosal membranes.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>Lolicon is disgusting.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

A user on Youtube claiming to be Alex's friend for a decade is distraught after reading Alex's comments affirming he is a pedophile on this thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdSekpApM4

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=VE8ChBWumgU

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Oof.... sorry skk, word for the wise my friend, low to mid functioning autists, especially if they admit to viewing a lot of porn (even if they don't tell you what it is) usually end up extremely degenerate in some way if they're online a lot. Shitty, but true.
Hell even high functioning fall into it, but much less often if they aren't terminally online. Hopefully you have irl friends, losing one sucks a lot but trust me, you are so much better off.
If ya want, why not create an account and say hi? Just don't use a username you use everywhere, you can freely admit to being that yt channel, but keep the name very different. Alex has some pretty determined ALogs who will no doubt try and find your personal information.

>Lolicon is disgusting.
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Nigga skipped leg day. Never skip leg day.

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

A user on Youtube claiming to be Alex's friend for a decade is distraught after reading Alex's comments affirming he is a pedophile on this thread.

Mylo still has doubts about whether the post was edited or not. You can find the actual post here.
Also more of his affirmations can be found here and also here

 

[Sperg Spectating]

A user on Youtube claiming to be Alex's friend for a decade is distraught after reading Alex's comments affirming he is a pedophile on this thread.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJdSekpApM4

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Betterskatez... Did you admit that you were a pedophile on kiwi farms? I went on the Kiwi Farms thread about you on Page 323. And someone called Sperg Spectating posted a screenshot of you saying that your gross and that you quoted "Fine. I'm a Pedophile." Why would you say this? Did you really say this or did someone inspect element your comment, or did you actually say it?? If so then Why? Why? Betterskatez you were my friend for about a decade now.. For so long we were good friends...

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=VE8ChBWumgU

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Lolicon is disgusting.

Mylo's finally checked the thread. Hi Mylo! You should make account so you can talk here, I think it'd be funny. I'm not sure if you can check my profile comments, but if you scroll through my profile comments, you should see Alex's "I am a pedophile" comment. He later claimed that this was a "social experiment", however he still draws then jacks off to lolicon.

Now Mylo, I've decided to autisticly conjure together why us Kiwis believe Alex is a pedophile.
Admissions to being a pedophile: (1) (2)
This post he admitted that his drawings where loli/shota, the video is now privated to the title is lost to time. You can tell by the Kiwi's reactions what the video's title was. (1)
Him admitting to his armless fetish: (1) (It's not just "experimental, he draws armless children and jacks off to it) (more weird fetish shit) (2)
Here's the link to his VNDB accounts where there is Loli and consensual sex with animals tags: (1) (2) (3)
AI art he made of his armless loli bondage fetish (NSFW): (1)
Him admitting to jacking off to his own drawings: (1) (2) (3)
Deviant art degeneracy: (1) (2)

 

[Dead Lion]

Admissions to being a pedophile: (1) (2)
This post he admitted that his drawings where loli/shota, the video is now privated to the title is lost to time. You can tell by the Kiwi's reactions what the video's title was. (1)
Him admitting to his armless fetish: (1) (It's not just "experimental, he draws armless children and jacks off to it) (more weird fetish shit) (2)
Here's the link to his VNDB accounts where there is Loli and consensual sex with animals tags: (1) (2) (3)
AI art he made of his armless loli bondage fetish (NSFW): (1)
Him admitting to jacking off to his own drawings: (1) (2) (3)
Deviant art degeneracy: (1) (2)

This should be in the OP to be honest.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Another Sight redesign, this time, as a request for @stupid frog.
I love redesigning Sight (Zer0h), could express lots of diverse creativity on such a bland OC that Alex keeps on drooling upon, because she's blind, a psycho and that's about it. Bonus logo to flex on Alex's poor graphic design. Skill issue, nigger.

Spoiler: NSFA

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Alex is sperging again on youtube.

"Kiwi Farms can't use pictures of my face without my permission" He already gave us permission before, too lazy to find it.
"I WILL FILE A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT" Ok nigga, do it.

Spoiler: Local Archive

This video is much quieter for some reason.

He's legit screaming in this video

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Chunky Salsa]

He's in the KF Telegram channel screeching about killing Null. it's a shame that VC is disabled because you'd be able to see him spazz out on camera.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

He's in the KF Telegram channel screeching about killing Null. it's a shame that VC is disabled because you'd be able to see him spazz out on camera.

Post screenshots please.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Alex is sperging again on youtube.

"Kiwi Farms can't use pictures of my face without my permission" He already gave us permission before, too lazy to find it.
"I WILL FILE A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT" Ok nigga, do it.

Spoiler: Local Archive

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This video is much quieter for some reason.

He's legit screaming in this video

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The sheer frustrated impotence in his voice, even modulated is glorious.

Words and actions have consequences, Alex. You are now suffering some of them.

 

[Red flaming panda]

>I WILL FILE A CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT

With what fucking money? He dosen't even have the cash to buy a drawing pad, lmao.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Post screenshots please.

He just keeps spamming this over and over.