DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

I remember in the first call-in show one dude got in 3 times because he merely changed his username just before each time he entered the waiting room. He even called out PWR for not recognizing his voice not just once, but twice. It really harkens back to the kind of early internet and old radio trolling that has been lost once things became way more moralfaggy and gay. It was a much more innocent and entertaining time and it just FRICKIN' PISSES ME THE GOSHDARN CRAP OFF that these times are gone.

It reminds me of BTR-era Ghost/True Capitalist Radio, just without the cans.wav. Good times.

 

[Fire Walk With Me]

PWR is without a doubt twice the entertainer than Phil.

His days are numbered, Phil is incredibly boring and predictable.

PWR does remind me of bubbles from trailer park boys though.

His Donkey Kong gameplay was also miles better than Phils even with pausing every 2 minutes to take a call. He got further than Phil would in about 5 streams. I understand that's not a very high bar to clear though.

 

[Balr0g]

His Donkey Kong gameplay was also miles better than Phils even with pausing every 2 minutes to take a call. He got further than Phil would in about 5 streams. I understand that's not a very high bar to clear though.

If he keeps at it he might manage to take calls and keep playing. Phil would probably never be able to manage that

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

So I dunno who cares about this but I took some screen grabs from today's Wrastle Wrastle Snorecast. I've always assumed DSP had retardation-caused auto-cannibalism. We see him chew at (and never spit out, but just chew and swallow) his own flesh and on occasion nails. More often than nails, we literally see him chewing on his own body. This is considerably less common than nail biting. Reading literature about it I took away these quotes to share some time ago, but never posted about it.

The most frequent cases of auto-cannibalism are reported in patients with moderate to severe brain developmental disability in which there is a global deficiency in cognitive, motor, and social functions.

as well as:

Self-mutilation is caused by a repetitive ritual. It may include various forms of injuries like banging the head, kicking the limbs, skin picking, ... chewing fingers, or mutilation of body parts...

It wasn't till more recently that autocannibalism was used for anything but extremely severe cases (requiring surgery often) but it's becoming seen as a somewhat common coping mechanism for stress and anxiety in people with various mental disabilities as not just self-mutilation but autocannibalism as a marker symptom to pay attention to.
Upon looking closely at his fingers in the Smark Guys card showoff (showing across two months) and various other times like the PC reveals/setup and mic arm stuff, it's pretty clear he does this often and has likely gotten at least one cuticle infection from it, he's an unsanitary guy. I won't say more but I have more thoughts on it and am considering trying to see if we can figure out what things seem likely to be stressors for him. I mean he's literally regarded and loops about everything that bothers him literally. His non-streaming life isn't ranted about often because nothing happens there other than his habit of going wandering around places to buy shit (just like him and his mom did every week, because he's still living his childhood out, one week out, every other day in his room consuming or playing games). So there's little to talk about on his day off or to trigger him really even.

 

[Balr0g]

Oh god. Will he eat Khet at one point (no not THAT eat!)? I thought him knawing on his hooves was only a think when black people / charatcers are on screen but this too? I wonder what is going on behind the scenes? Taxes coming in closer and closer little Phil?

 

[arrivefriday]

I think he's just stressed about everything, he spends too much money on useless shit so that when taxes are due he's worried sick that he's not going to be able to pay for everything.
I also think he's very stressed just being himself, he knows everyone loathes him and that he's a "life loser", I also think he's autistic so he can't really cope with being an actual adult, hence the intense sperging about being a muture, intelligent adult.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Meaningful organic content

 

[#DSPositive]

MethMouth is a big farms larper. Watup cyprick retard? I think you should drop Phil and mod for PWR, up and comer. Good career choice. "Career" .

 

[M0L0K]

Is Smarck guys just Phil doing to other people what kino did to him? It would fit in with other shit he’s copied after a burn, I’m thinking of changing his clothes / set up after LTG roasted him, etc. is he trying to set up his own group of retards to embarrass and profit off of now?

 

[BScCollateral]

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I'm going to tip DSP $3000 during a single stream (or day) sometime in the next 30 days.

Does someone have to post the meme about pretending to be retarded?

 

[PieceofShet]

For some reason i cant reply to that... but next time put those disgusting finger pictures behind spoiler with a warning. Sounds good?

 

[Lord_Point]

Just finished watching his meaningful McDonalds review and im a huge fan of this tid bit of robust insightful tautology on fast food drinks.

"Orange HI-C tastes exactly like i remember, it takes exactly like HI-C used to taste, if you like HI-C then you will like this (Hi-C)"

Really helps me and my fellow dents decide if we want to try Hi-C for ourselves!

 

[DerelictOnion]

Is Smarck guys just Phil doing to other people what kino did to him? It would fit in with other shit he’s copied after a burn, I’m thinking of changing his clothes / set up after LTG roasted him, etc. is he trying to set up his own group of retards to embarrass and profit off of now?

He wants to show the Kino that he can organize his own shows and be successful. The most hurtful thing said about him, and PPP keeps repeating it because he knows it struck a nerve, is how Kino Casino saved his failing "business" and allowed him to rake in the cash. And without them - he is nothing.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Phill heard he needed a toothless co-host so he got a nigga with no tooth. I don't know why you are all bitching. This is a perfectly executed big brain play.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Just realize he updated his Twitter pfp. I know his ego won’t let him see anything pic of him in a negative light, but, c’mon, he looks like he wants to cry.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

Just realize he updated his Twitter pfp. I know his ego won’t let him see anything pic of him in a negative light, but, c’mon, he looks like he wants to cry.
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It doesn't get any worse than that one picture of him making that confused/creeped out face. Sometimes I wonder if he thinks he looks good. The way he talks about his body makes me think he can't stand to look at a reflection himself for more than a minute.

Though i may be projecting. Duhuhuh

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Just realize he updated his Twitter pfp. I know his ego won’t let him see anything pic of him in a negative light, but, c’mon, he looks like he wants to cry.
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Why does he look so flushed all the time? Is he always drinking now? We know he didnt get any Sun.

I must paint him

In the nude?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Sometimes I wonder if he thinks he looks good.

Phil absolutely does think that he's an Adonis who would be crushing (boy)pussy on the daily if it weren't for those damn meddling detractors. I remember when he got that new webcam a few years ago he spent the next few weeks eyefucking himself on OBS and saying "damn I look good" or some variation of it. There's also his recent insistence that "unlike others" he is "aging gracefully."

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Just realize he updated his Twitter pfp. I know his ego won’t let him see anything pic of him in a negative light, but, c’mon, he looks like he wants to cry.
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It is quite remarkable how every subsequent profile picture is worse than the previous one. It's very impressive actually.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

Just realize he updated his Twitter pfp. I know his ego won’t let him see anything pic of him in a negative light, but, c’mon, he looks like he wants to cry.
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What kind of profile picture is that? It looks like he's in the middle of talking, instead of just having a natural smile or expression. It looks more like an automatic YouTube thumbnail than an actual profile picture.