Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[IKOL]

And here comes my salt. Ye saw main man to respond to our flavourite cunnyseur with main man's own voice so I merged these two. Retarded? Sure is! But I have to take a shot. And before you say no, I know my voice is funny. Shush.
Fair warning I was recording these while being on the streets. Yes people were freaking out that some of their countrymen can engrish, that's still something out of an ordinary in province. You have to understand I wasn't able to keep my feelings in check a wee bit. kek.

"SUCK A BUTT, SUCK A BUTT, SUCK A BUUUUUUUUUTTTT"

Saar he was saying "SYKA BLAT" instead of proper СУКА БЛЯТЬ ГАНДОН ПИДАРАС БЛЯТЬ.

The moment when I hear autistic canuck pedo butchering my fathertongue be like:

 

[DickMain]

lol he's not autofilling in search results, did he get shot then?

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

And here comes my salt. Ye saw main man to respond to our flavourite cunnyseur with main man's own voice so I merged these two. Retarded? Sure is! But I have to take a shot. And before you say no, I know my voice is funny. Shush.
Fair warning I was recording these while being on the streets. Yes people were freaking out that some of their countrymen can engrish, that's still something out of an ordinary in province. You have to understand I wasn't able to keep my feelings in check a wee bit. kek.
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Honestly you sound more like a gay german than a Russian, wouldn't say you sound weird though.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I know my voice is funny.

Don't worry, I haven't heard of a single Russian who doesn't sound like a little gnome. I find it charming. The amount of background noise is also hilarious.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Don't worry, I haven't heard of a single Russian who doesn't sound like a little gnome. I find it charming. The amount of background noise is also hilarious.

Ngl I find the gay german voice/accent combo (although I hear the Russian lilt in places) way more fun than I should, idk, I can't imagine someone else alogging Alex fitting any better. Maybe a black guy?

 

[PaperRoads]

lol he's not autofilling in search results, did he get shot then?

He got banned for derailling other threads. Hopefully it's temporary.

 

[IKOL]

lol he's not autofilling in search results, did he get shot then?

Why yes he was cuz bitch ass leafland nigger was trespassing other threads and doing shit there.
We've also lost a real one, the better Lunar. Sigh...

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I got a decency to chimpunk the fuck out of him.

I had to. It was too golden an opportunity to not.

Spoiler: Nigga, this video's nuts:

 

[IKOL]

Honestly you sound more like a gay german

Ah SHIT MAN... HANZ GET ME ZIS BURNOT EMAIL NOW, ZEY KNOW!

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Also I plan on my big impovement to be the tobi (monster hunter monster, full name Tobi Kadachi) per the results of the voooting, but I'mma practice on the one pokemon design. Anyone care if I post it when finished or should I just wait until a few months of practicing and show the tobi instead?
for wait
if you're fine with me posting before.

 

[PaperRoads]

NOT THE LAWSUIT!

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Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YzyLgLxkXc0

Title: Filing a class action lawsuit against Kiwi Farms

Description: Stop using my copyright content right fucking now!

Spoiler: AI Transcript

00:00:01 i wish everyone on Kiwi Farms a painful horrible death Okay the content I make is not free You cannot have my content You cannot use it You cannot use whatever I create whatever I record whatever You cannot use it Okay take the pictures of my face off your website Right Listen to me I will file a class action lawsuit You cannot use anything from me Take it off the internet right now Take it off right now You do not have my permission to use any copyrighted material from me So take it down right now

00:00:58 I am filing a class action lawsuit against Kiwi Farms for you illegally using my content So they better take it down right now

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You cannot have my content

Well my folder titled "Alex Hogendorp is a faggot" would argue otherwise.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I am filing a class action lawsuit against Kiwi Farms

Too much of a pussy to join the art contest, but he wants to get into a class action lawsuit.

Yeah, best of luck, idiot.

 

[IKOL]

Nigger keep on shittin' up my PMs. lel

Spoiler: Nigga had to be less subtle about how he imagine me be lookin'

new voicelines for your flavorite transGAYmes comin' up btw.

 

[Rango Dango]

NOT THE LAWSUIT!

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Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YzyLgLxkXc0

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Title: Filing a class action lawsuit against Kiwi Farms

Description: Stop using my copyright content right fucking now!

Spoiler: AI Transcript

00:00:01 i wish everyone on Kiwi Farms a painful horrible death Okay the content I make is not free You cannot have my content You cannot use it You cannot use whatever I create whatever I record whatever You cannot use it Okay take the pictures of my face off your website Right Listen to me I will file a class action lawsuit You cannot use anything from me Take it off the internet right now Take it off right now You do not have my permission to use any copyrighted material from me So take it down right now

00:00:58 I am filing a class action lawsuit against Kiwi Farms for you illegally using my content So they better take it down right now

I wonder if he gets greer to be his lawyer... or at least some canadian equivalent

 

[DickMain]

NOT THE LAWSUIT!

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Spoiler: Archive

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=YzyLgLxkXc0

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Title: Filing a class action lawsuit against Kiwi Farms

Description: Stop using my copyright content right fucking now!

Spoiler: AI Transcript

00:00:01 i wish everyone on Kiwi Farms a painful horrible death Okay the content I make is not free You cannot have my content You cannot use it You cannot use whatever I create whatever I record whatever You cannot use it Okay take the pictures of my face off your website Right Listen to me I will file a class action lawsuit You cannot use anything from me Take it off the internet right now Take it off right now You do not have my permission to use any copyrighted material from me So take it down right now

00:00:58 I am filing a class action lawsuit against Kiwi Farms for you illegally using my content So they better take it down right now

'Class Action' I don't think he even knows what a class is. Is he going to start an ad campaign? "If you or any other autists were called retards by the KiwiFarms, please call today. You may be entitled to a large enumeration."

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Okay take the pictures of my face off your website Right Listen to me I will file a class action lawsuit You cannot use anything from me Take it off the internet right now Take it off right now You do not have my permission to use any copyrighted material from me So take it down right now

"I wamt everything, about my face, off! The! Internet! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW. I'll send in the mounties! I'll send in nekoshotas! I'll do everything in my power!"
And then Mr. Hogendorp walks in, that's my headcanon

 

[Lovely Kin]

Spoiler: Nigga had to be less subtle about how he imagine me be lookin'

He's sharing his kinks again.

 

[IKOL]

In case you're wondering that was response to my VM below. Also @Flaming_Barghast fuck you I tried to impersonate da hood nigga and this what happened:

Goddamnit remind me to never again.

 

[Sheikh]

Why i always miss those tardrages when working?
Man.

I was also at work. You know why us working kiwis miss out on tard shit? Because they’re unemployed and spend normal working hours tardin’