US Easter eggs are so expensive, Americans are dyeing marshmallows, potatoes, and even onions

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Easter eggs are so expensive, Americans are dyeing marshmallows, potatoes, and even onions​

For four decades, Young’s Jersey Dairy in Yellow Springs, Ohio, has celebrated Easter with a cherished tradition—an annual egg hunt featuring 10,000 hand-dyed real eggs. The eggs were baked in standing ovens—“It’s much quicker than boiling that many,” said John Young, a fourth-generation member of the family-owned business—then cooled and dipped in dye by hand, all in preparation for the big day.

This year, however, the beloved event is taking a new turn. For the first time in its 40-year history, the Easter eggs scattered across the farm’s grassy fields will be plastic. Each egg will contain a coupon for a free ride on the carousel, reported the New York Times.

In February, the Young family began questioning whether continuing the tradition with real eggs made sense. Rising prices and limited availability in the U.S. egg market raised concerns. The event typically welcomes over 2,000 people, and the farm usually spends about $3,000 ( ₹256,350) on eggs.

“The responses have been pretty positive,” said Young, referring to social media reactions after the farm announced the change. “I think people were quietly scared we’d cancel the event because of egg prices currently. So they’re glad we’re still doing it.”

Chicken eggs, a staple of Easter celebrations across the country, have become more expensive than in previous years. Although prices have started to fall, the uncertainty has led many to explore alternatives.

On social media, videos on how to dye marshmallows, potatoes, and even onions have gone viral.

Food blogger Lexi Harrison, who runs Crowded Kitchen with her mother, decided to create a healthier version of the popular peanut butter chocolate Easter eggs sold in stores. She combined peanut butter, almond flour, and maple syrup, then dipped the egg-shaped mix in white chocolate coloured with blue spirulina powder and matcha.

Her video showcasing the pastel blue, cocoa-speckled eggs has been viewed over 64 million times and received more than 30 ,000 comments across Instagram, Facebook, and TikTok.

“The experience reminds people of the joyful experiences they had in their own childhoods, and people want to keep that alive,” Harrison said, noting that egg dyeing kits have seen a 20 percent increase in sales this year.

In Michigan, where Harrison is based, eggs have been hard to find. “More than half the time I’ve been to the store in the last month there’s been no eggs,” she said. “I’ve never really been a fan of boiled eggs.”

Young said the shift at their farm wasn’t driven solely by price concerns. “It wasn’t the cost as much as it was the fear of wiping out local inventories,” he said. The $3,000 typically spent on eggs will instead be donated to two local food banks.

Still, the heart of the event remains unchanged.

“Plastic eggs can be just as fun,” Mr. Young said. “But I’m hoping we can get back to the tradition next year.”
 
But trumptards said they're fine with paying more despite the fact that lowering egg prices was one of donny's front-and-center campaign promises. I don't see the problem here
Man, are you guys still on that? You do understand most of the Trump supporters aren't Reddit dumbfucks who get their marching orders from Tik Tok, right? We know that the spike in egg prices was caused by the Biden administration culling millions of egg laying chickens on their way out and that the high prices aren't an inflationary issue but a supply issue that's already resolving itself. Turns out chickens reproduce exponentially, who knew? I know USAID money is tight, but maybe update your talking points there Bucko.
 
I do not live in a part of the country with a poultry farm but eggs are $5.49 a dozen for the alleged premium organic ones and the normal everyday eggs are about a dollar cheaper. I don't know how much they cost a year ago because I don't pay attention to dumb shit like that but I'm not wealthy by any stretch and I'm not hurting at 5-ish dollars a dozen. It does not even register as a problem for me.

I can't speak for everyone though, I guess, and I'm also not trying to buy literal thousands of the goddamned things all at once. But I think this egg shit is being blown out of proportion by all sides.
 
Who the fuck uses real eggs for an outdoor Easter egg hunt? I've been to way too many Easter egg hunts, cause kids, and it's ALWAYS cheap plastic eggs.
I remember doing it back when I was a kid, but that kinda faded out to fake eggs so you could have candy and cash instead which was always better.
 
Man, are you guys still on that? You do understand most of the Trump supporters aren't Reddit dumbfucks who get their marching orders from Tik Tok, right? We know that the spike in egg prices was caused by the Biden administration culling millions of egg laying chickens on their way out and that the high prices aren't an inflationary issue but a supply issue that's already resolving itself. Turns out chickens reproduce exponentially, who knew? I know USAID money is tight, but maybe update your talking points there Bucko.
LA can't go a single second without threadshitting a thread up with his @FuckYou-type contrarian pre-teen shit. Only a matter of time until he has his own couch cuck moment.
 
I remember doing it back when I was a kid, but that kinda faded out to fake eggs so you could have candy and cash instead which was always better.
Egg hunts for boiled eggs is very much an old tradition sort of thing. When I was in preschool approaching 40 years ago I remember doing an egg hunt at recess and the eggs were boiled ones, mostly because one of my idiot friends got himself into trouble for eating one in class when he was told not to and made a mess with the shell.

Good times.
 
fake eggs so you could have candy and cash instead which was always better.
They've stopped even using candy at most of the events around here. The plastic eggs contain stickers, fake tattoos, little erasers and other Chinese shit that costs 10 bucks for 5000 items.

Years back I went to one event that stuck Peeps on low branches on trees, but the weather was hot enough they sort of melted onto the plants. Then you had to convince hangry kids not to eat them.
 
Plastic eggs for 50c? Fuck that! Nigga buy me a truckload of stinky ass onion bushels to paint and throw in bushes to only disappoint children and rot away!

Oh what’s that little Timmy? You crying because you can’t eat your poorly dyed onion? Tough shit. Times are hard. Now expect Halloween to be nothing but spam canisters, avocados and carpet sample brochures for your treats instead of the cheap bag of KitKat bars.
 
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