Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Smithfield Ham]

I'm really enjoying the fact that video game movies are getting progressively better to the point they actually feel like real movies. Sure, they're mostly slop, but compare the recent Mario or Sonic movies to the Max Payne film and it's like night and day. Damn shame, too, because Max Payne would be perfect for a film adaptation. It wouldn't be groundbreaking or anything since it's just a collection of film noir tropes. but movies like that get made and succeed all the time. Taking the general plot and streamlining it a bit for a film would've worked great. Instead it was a muddled piece of shit filled with new stuff that made no sense and cheap references to the game that lacked any of the stuff that made the stuff it referenced good.

Just like one of Bob's shitty movie pitches. I think back to his Megaman one: "Look it's Tron Bonne from Legends! Look it's Mayl from Battle Network! They're completely removed from their original settings and might as well be generic girl characters, but you know them! Look it's Megaman X! He's just a generic goon that Megaman fights, but you know what that is!"

The Minecraft movie looks like it's also going to be that way, but on the plus side Minecraft has literally no story so the fear of getting the "lore" wrong is moot.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s a Studio Ghibli version of Bob and Lindsey.

Original

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Here’s a Studio Ghibli version of Bob and Lindsey.
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LMAO how in the hell does an AI redrawing of Bob have more life in the eyes than real Bob next to the second love of his life?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

LMAO how in the hell does an AI redrawing of Bob have more life in the eyes than real Bob next to the second love of his life?

Because Robert Lewis Chipman is dead and cold inside.

 

[Chunky Salsa]

Just like one of Bob's shitty movie pitches. I think back to his Megaman one: "Look it's Tron Bonne from Legends! Look it's Mayl from Battle Network! They're completely removed from their original settings and might as well be generic girl characters, but you know them! Look it's Megaman X! He's just a generic goon that Megaman fights, but you know what that is!"

You have now reminded me of the Care Bears meets Paradise Lost pitch he did, utterly retarded; pure mush in that brain.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

You have now reminded me of the Care Bears meets Paradise Lost pitch he did, utterly retarded; pure mush in that brain.

I know that's how he described himself, but its far, far too generous. It was a Marvel origin movie with Care Bears, with the Cloud Keeper as a shitty final boss monster meant to be a standin for Bob's dad. It even had a fucking blue space laser.

 

[The Nothingness]

Is Bob going to make a call for Trump's assassination (by wording it carefully) because the tariffs have delayed him getting a Nintendo Switch 2?

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I know that's how he described himself, but its far, far too generous. It was a Marvel origin movie with Care Bears, with the Cloud Keeper as a shitty final boss monster meant to be a standin for Bob's dad. It even had a fucking blue space laser.

To be fair, the only version of Paradise Lost that Bob finished reading was illustrated in crayon.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

You have now reminded me of the Care Bears meets Paradise Lost pitch he did, utterly retarded; pure mush in that brain.

“Every cloud has a silver lining, and even on the gloomiest days, there is always a reason to smile.”
– Cheer Bear

 

[Mola Ram]

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“Every cloud has a silver lining, and even on the gloomiest days, there is always a reason to smile.”
– Cheer Bear

 

[Arthur Morgan]

You have now reminded me of the Care Bears meets Paradise Lost pitch he did, utterly retarded; pure mush in that brain.

It's part of why I wish Bob could actually make his movie, or at least write a novel based on one of his ideas. He's a fucking idiot when it comes to storytelling and can only appreciate the brightest colors and most melodramatic acting. So imagine what it would look like if he could direct something. Or what moronic shit he'd churn out if he wrote a book based on his Mario movie pitch.

Hell, I wish that Nintendo fan fic that he wrote they talked about in this video was still available to read because it sounds like exactly what I want to see. A shame no one could find it (I tried looking for it and couldn't).

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

04Apr#21

Who is the "drink bleach guy"?

Trump, this was during COVID when people claimed Trump said to cure COVID was to drink bleach.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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“How can I live without thee, how forego
Thy sweet converse, and love so dearly joined,
To live again in these wild woods forlorn?
Should God create another Eve, and I
Another rib afford, yet loss of thee
Would never from my heart; no, no, I feel
The link of nature draw me: flesh of flesh,
Bone of my bone thou art, and from thy state
Mine never shall be parted, bliss or woe.”

 

[ChampFantana]

Bob is pro-trans because if a man can identify as a woman and be considered valid, then he can identify as correct and that also be valid.

Bobo the TardPotato's pathetic simping for the troons gets even funnier when you realize that Jimbo Sterling and Chris Chan (rightly) think they can do better than him.

Ma Chipman's Diaper Tard can't even get so much as a pity handy from a troon!

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

You have now reminded me of the Care Bears meets Paradise Lost pitch he did, utterly retarded; pure mush in that brain.

I'm sorry, the WHAT?

It's part of why I wish Bob could actually make his movie, or at least write a novel based on one of his ideas. He's a fucking idiot when it comes to storytelling and can only appreciate the brightest colors and most melodramatic acting. So imagine what it would look like if he could direct something. Or what moronic shit he'd churn out if he wrote a book based on his Mario movie pitch.

Just think, he could be the next Tommy Wiseau. Even has a funny accent too.

 

[Koby_Fish]

PiggyBob really is the kind of stupid that raises questions.

Does that fucking retard have a tail?
Just how snockered WAS Ma Chipman the whole time she was pregnant with Lardo Retardo?
Just how many generations of inbreeding went into producing the Kwisatz Tarderach?
Who gets stuck with Robert once Ma Chipman goes tits up?
Does his wrangler get stuck on diaper duty or his mommy?

I'm guessing Ma Chipman was at least having a glass or two or three of wine for dinner every day. You would be too if you had to deal with kids (as a school nurse) all day, tbh. Which is probably why Bob's FAS is lowkey and not severe/very obvious. This is to mention nothing of Pa Chipman's pickled sperm, as Chippa the Lesser Bro basically admitted they grew up in an Alcoholic Household.

04Apr#03a
Not wanting the Switch 2 means you are rejecting modernity.

Dafuq? Having an older console that still fucking works is NOT "owning NOTHING". Bob and senpais are really, really fucking dumb, and it's all the more evident that Bob is so fucking dumb that he can't understand that his own spending habits are his downfall, and how dare anyone say he should wait to get New Thing if Old Thing works just fine?! Aren't there some breadtubers out there that reject buying The New Thing all the time?

As if Tampon Tim knew anything except how tour dodging works.

if Tampon Tim knew, well, anything, he wouldn't be a (D).

04Apr#15

Everyone knows that the smartest guys in the world talk about capeshit on Youtube.

Eat ze bugs in the pods was Klaus Schwab WEF shit, not Drumpf.

04Apr#19
Misogynist Bob thinks Melania Trump is chattel.

Bob thinks anyone who would marry Drumpf is automatically a Not-A-Person, thus her presence in USA is a result of "importation".

Who is the "drink bleach guy"?

it's supposed to have been Drumpf. It's mostly bullshit though.

way to dox your sis, retard. Someone wanna go up in Catie's feed and see how retarded (or not) she is?

Only downside to being pro-trans is the 'women' can't have abortions with him.

I'm sorry, the WHAT?

This Fucking Thing.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I'm sorry, the WHAT?

I just want to share some of my favorite parts, specifically the idea that there are Care Bears that are apparently running around doing their equivalent of wetwork.

Also, so fedora tipping that his Care Bear film ends with them killing God. Holy shit.

"Note: Yes, this is what I ultimately came up with: The Care Bears are Archangels, the Cloud Keeper is an Old Testament “god,” Grumpy is a sympathetic Lucifer and this is (loosely) 'Paradise Lost'.”

"However, we soon see that there’s more to Champ and Secret: They report directly to Keeper for “delicate” missions that are even secret from Tenderheart. Case in point: They’re first such mission is to sabotage Gerhardt’s “uncaring” experiments before he gets any further."

"It’s a titanic struggle – the Bears are almost pushed off the roof as Cloudkeeper resists the concussive blast of their group-spawned rainbow blast… but ultimately they prevail, with Cloudkeeper blasted into a non-corporeal cloud form of his own and dissipating into the wind – an immediate result of which is that Grumpy finds his powers restored. The day is saved, now for the cleanup."

 

[Positron]

05Apr#01


05Apr#02

Even considering said "black woman" as presidential candidate is a problem.

05Apr#03

Liberalism (n.) -- The propensity to blame everyone but oneself.

05Apr#04


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05Apr#06
Larry Kudlow thinks Trump's tariff has every Asian country begging for mercy.

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05Apr#07
If reality were like capeshit, Bobby would be Nostradamus, or at least be employed.


05Apr#08a
Bobby pretends to care about the impoverished farmers in provincial China.


05Apr#08b

You think "Far-Eastern culture warriors" care about China? They care about how the tariff makes the Switch 2 and its games more expensive!

05Apr#09

See? I HOPE this does turn into a big story as Bobby wishes. America need to see the anti-Trump camp are literally spoilt, overgrown children throwing tantrums because they can't get their toys.

05Apr#10


05Apr#11
Russell Brand got into trouble with some prostitutes (A&N), while Bobby goes on a diversion about Bill Clinton and his understanding wife.


05Apr#12


05Apr#13

On the contrary it tells me what the Left represents: they are willing to pay random prostitutes to besmirch any man who they see as their enemy.

05Apr#14
Sciencists believe that the so-called "porn addiction" is really an internal moral conflict. In other words, porn is innocent; it is religion, which makes porn-users feel guilty, that causes all the problem (Archive of Psychology Today article, written by one David J. Ley Ph.D.)

"...men already in a dysfunctional relationship with their religion". Hey! Vanessa described Bobby!

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05Apr#15


05Apr#16

This is of course not Lee Marvin, who is too dead for Cannes, but some rando called Jeffrey Wells.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

05Apr#09

Retards can't read either. Release date has stayed the same, US preorders are delayed. That's it. That's the entire thing they're upset about.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Release date has stayed the same, US preorders are delayed. That's it. That's the entire thing they're upset about.

Pigs get angry when they cannot consume their slop.