William James Mitchell vs. Twin Galaxies LLC, Jeff Harrist & Jeremy Young & donkeykongforum.com, Benjamin Q Smith

[Harm]

Massive narcissistic loser vibes emanating off the latest copes. "Why am I being treated worse than someone else???" Shut up, nigger. Take some fucking accountability for once and maybe you wouldn't be a disgraced broke bitch soy boy who gave his arch-rival the single biggest victory of his entire life.

You're going to get the short-end of the stick in life, it happens to all of us at one moment or another, and if you completely overlook your contributions to your lot in life to instead hyper-fixate on blaming others, then you're only going to make the situation worse. Which I love, as I despise Karl Jobst and quench my thirst with the juices of his suffering.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Karl Jobst sneaking in his way to steal LoTY, that wasn't on my 2025 bingo. But he can't be THAT retarded can he? Like is his apeal gonna be "that other guy had to pay less so should i?". He's gonna get more attorney fees shifted onto him with apeal.

He managed to outdo rekieta, Nick might've been in jail, lost his kids for a while and had to sell a house to pay 300k in debt, but he's no homeless, he never reached the heights that Karl managed in views and influence, but he isn't homeless and never will be, and he doesn't need to actually keep a career going because he's a trust fund kid.

Karl desperately needed his YouTube grift to go on, but everyone hates him now.

 

[DickMain]

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New cope posts by Karl.

I was just asking you if there was any kope going on earlier, too. It's an early Christmas miracle

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I was just asking you if there was any kope going on earlier, too. It's an early Christmas miracle

If you want to read the real cope from the true Jobstguard, I recommend this blogpost.

https://perfectpacman.com/2025/04/02/did-karl-lie/

The comment section, while frequently sweeped, is entertaining as well.

 

[Seedling]

Wrong Billy has massive psychic energy that he projects into immaterial that drives his enemies insane causing them to kill himself feeding into Billy's ego powering his psychic might

Waait a minute...

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Do we have any way of contacting the judge? I would like to send him these messages by Jobst.

if you're going to alog about this, do it quietly, and off-site. this isn't a place to plan your lolcow fuckwithery.

If you want to read the real cope from the true Jobstguard, I recommend this blogpost.

https://perfectpacman.com/2025/04/02/did-karl-lie/

The comment section, while frequently sweeped, is entertaining as well.

holy fucking shit, that's a lot of words words words if i've ever seen it.

 

[Local Farmer]

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New cope posts by Karl.

I’m starting to dislike this retard more than Billy Mitchel now. Fuck it. Which hot sauce should I get?

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I’m starting to dislike this retard more than Billy Mitchel now, fuck it which hot sauce should I get?

i went with the normal one to celebrate the king of kong's victory, i highly recommend it. if you like tabasco, you'll like it.

 

[Local Farmer]

i went with the normal one to celebrate the king of kong's victory, i highly recommend it. if you like tabasco, you'll like it.

I really like the super hot sauces from the store but I’ll get that one if it’s recommended. I was only keeping a finger on the case only listening to Karl’s side occasionally and now, even I have no personal, financial or emotional involvement I still feel pissed.

Here’s too you King Billy!

 

[waffle]

This cope is crazy. From what I seen Billy probably would have even won in the United States. He has direct monetary damages he can prove pretty good (gig cancellations), which is always the problem with these cases. Couple that with Karl continually doubling down when told he's wrong and he's just totally fucked,

Saying he's defamation proof or your statement was substantially true doesn't mean shit when he has actual damages he can tie to the thing he can prove you said with actual knowledge it was false.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

I really like the super hot sauces from the store but I’ll get that one if it’s recommended. I was only keeping a finger on the case only listening to Karl’s side occasionally and now, even I have no personal, financial or emotional involvement I still feel pissed.

Here’s too you King Billy!

if you're a fan of the super hot sauces his habanero has a decent heat to it. you really can't go wrong, rickey's is a very good sauce. there's a reason he still sells it all these years later.

 

[Faggitory]

The rules for that don't involve the judge merely not liking you or even openly expressing contempt for you in the final ruling. The fact is that until he ruled, Karl still thought he might win. So much for open bias.

Lack of bias merely means the judge isn't making decisions based on his opinion of the participants, but the law. It doesn't mean the judge has to be an inhuman robot incapable of forming opinions based on their behavior during the proceedings.

I'm amazed at how people still don't understand that. Sometimes the evidence really proves that a guy's an asshole and a judge can say and feel that. Its not like, if someone was 100% guilty of rape, the judge would go "I have to be nonbiased, so lets hear from the rapist on why he did this. He might have a good reason!" No, the judge would say "You're sick, violent, you showed no empathy, and may god help your soul".

 

[El Scorcho]

Just clipped this from a local Aussie site, haven't seen it posted anywhere outside it yet.

He legit like he's about to cry walking out of the courthouse, many gentle consoling head pats from chicken breasted Asian wife await.

"How you gonna pay this?"
"Do you have 350 thousand dollars, is everything in black? *giggles*
"Have you seen Billy's tweets?"

Journos legit trolling him as he walks out the court house


Source: https://www.news.com.au/national/qu...t/news-story/ca415b575e9626db8f9acfd1311845a9

 

[William_Sterog]

if you're going to alog about this, do it quietly, and off-site. this isn't a place to plan your lolcow fuckwithery.


holy fucking shit, that's a lot of words words words if i've ever seen it.

Thanks for the advice. I'm not very familiarized with the culture of the site nor with common sense. I didn't and I won't contact the judge.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Just clipped this from a local Aussie site, haven't seen it posted anywhere outside it yet.

He legit like he's about to cry walking out of the courthouse, many gentle head pat consoling from chicken breasted Asian wife await.

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"How you gonna pay this?"
"Do you have 350 thousand dollars or is everything in black? *giggles*
"Have you seen Billy's tweets?"

Journos legit trolling him as he walks out the court house


Source: https://www.news.com.au/national/qu...t/news-story/ca415b575e9626db8f9acfd1311845a9

"my husband is a fucking idiot."

 

[Local Farmer]

This cope is crazy. From what I seen Billy probably would have even won in the United States. He has direct monetary damages he can prove pretty good (gig cancellations), which is always the problem with these cases. Couple that with Karl continually doubling down when told he's wrong and he's just totally fucked,

Saying he's defamation proof or your statement was substantially true doesn't mean shit when he has actual damages he can tie to the thing he can prove you said with actual knowledge it was false.

Up until a couple hours ago I was still giving a benefit of the doubt to Karl since I didn’t actually sit down and watch the full Judgement, I had assumed and written previously (on this thread which I now rescind) that Karl had made an unverified assumption that, by all means it is pretty reasonable on its face if Billy Mitchel did take money from Apollo Legend, I had no idea that he was FUCKING TOLD by everyone around him, EVEN FROM THE FUCKING VICTIM, that he was wrong then preceded to triple down in the most obnoxious smug manner possible. I really wish I had known about this months ago and that I actually checked the full story.

if you're a fan of the super hot sauces his habanero has a decent heat to it. you really can't go wrong, rickey's is a very good sauce. there's a reason he still sells it all these years later.

I’ll check out that one then, I’ve been needing a restock of artisanal hot sauces. Any food recommendations in particular with it?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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"my husband is a fucking idiot."

The husband. (Did they intentionally sent the most Albino hostile camera or wtf is this?)

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

Thanks for the advice. I'm not very familiarized with the culture of the site nor with common sense. I didn't and I won't contact the judge.

no problem, you felt like you were genuine in your approach so i figured it would be best to tell you right away. most people won't be happy if you try to make trolling plans or interact with lolcows. kiwifarms is an archival site, a place to post and gather any and all types of information about any and all subjects.

the best advice i can give to a new member of the forum is to lurk around and read threads. you'll learn the site culture very quickly, and you seem to be willing to fit in, so i don't think it'll take much. welcome to the forum, fellow chud. may we all watch karl flounder even harder as he spergs out at this multi-hundred thousand dollar debt he has been placed in.

I’ll check out that one then, I’ve been needing a restock of artisanal hot sauces. Any food recommendations in particular with it?

i eat far more chili than i ever should, and that was the best thing i found it went with. also goes fantastic on nachos and tacos. i'm not a culinary genius admittedly, i just like a good hot sauce.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

This is such a giant L for Karl.

He didn't just lose the trial and owes Billy a lot of money but he got exposed as a liar, pick up artist, suicide baiter, pervert, bad father, idiot...and who knows what else will be revealed. I wonder how he is treating his family behind closed doors. It can't be good.

If you told me the dude who made speedrunning videos was like this, i would almost say you are a liar but man, fuck. this is nuts.

 

[Local Farmer]

Thanks for the advice. I'm not very familiarized with the culture of the site nor with common sense. I didn't and I won't contact the judge.

If you want to really troll Karl, buy some hot sauce